Chapter 65: The misunderstanding is too big

After transferring the account to Yao Dajun, he was done, and it was almost four o'clock in the afternoon when Huang Guolun arrived at the villa in the northern suburbs.

Let's go to the lobby to say hello to the elders.

After that, Huang Guolun couldn't wait to go to the backyard to find Huang Tao who was playing with Dudu.

was stopped by Peach's grandmother.

"Erlun, in the past two days, Little Peach has been shouting for a new mother, look, do you have to hurry. You're still very young, you can't be so single all the time, you can hurry up and find another one. ”

Grandma usually doesn't talk about Huang Guolun about these things, and it is estimated that she was stimulated by Huang Tao this weekend, so she told Huang Guolun these clichΓ©s.

Peach's grandfather was lying on a rattan recliner, leisurely coiling walnuts, not very talkative. But listening to the old lady talk about this topic, he also looked at Huang Guolun with attention.

Huang Guolun patiently said to the old man: "What you are talking about, milk, haven't I been looking for it, I also want to find a new mother for Peaches quickly." ”

Mrs. Zhou handed Huang Guolun a peeled apple and asked him, "The girl who opened a cafΓ© on a blind date last time is not suitable?"

Huang Guolun took a bite of the apple and said: "That girl didn't think about falling in love and getting married in a hurry at all, in order to deal with the blind date of the family." She's a nice person, but she's not a good fit for me. ”

"If it's not suitable, it's not suitable. I asked your Aunt Li to help you make an appointment again, and before your Aunt Li mentioned it to me, saying that there is a female doctor in the patent office, and the conditions are very good in all aspects, and the family will also let the introduction object. Take the time to meet the two of you. ”

"Female doctor?" Huang Guolun's tone was a little playful.

Mrs. Zhou glanced at Huang Guolun: "What's the matter? You still discriminate against female doctors? Your Aunt Li said that the girl is good-looking, her work is also practical, and her family background is also very good, but she is a little older, and she is the same age as you, and it seems that she is two months older than you." ”

"She has such good conditions, she is not married at such an old age, her vision must be very high, I can't cope with it, don't let Aunt Li introduce me to this. ”

Huang Guolun is telling the truth, he can't deal with Huang Tao alone, he really doesn't want to find the kind of woman who has too high vision.

He didn't want to look for that kind of goddess with very good conditions.

The goddess with too good conditions needs a man to hold it in the palm of her hand, just like Chen Jia.

He can't hold peaches now, and he really doesn't have the energy to hold other goddesses.

He just wants to find an ordinary lady who is pleasing to the eye, gentle and gentle, and has a certain literary and artistic literacy.

Mrs. Zhou despised Huang Guolun: "I haven't seen it, what are you trying to do? Meet and talk, what if it's suitable? This girl is thirty years old, she must be in a hurry to get married, aren't you also in a hurry to marry here, the general direction of the two of you is the same, and there is a basis for talking about it." ”

Huang Guolun broke his mouth and said: "There is a basis for talking about it, but I don't think there is any need to talk about it." ”

Mrs. Zhou glared and said, "Hey, why are you so dead-eyed!

"No case, if you have to let Aunt Li introduce me, just introduce me to a sticky point, don't introduce me to female elites, female elites are not my thing. ”

Seeing that Mrs. Zhou was going to "annoy" him again, Huang Guolun hurriedly pulled out and said, "Grandparents, sit down first, I'll go see the peaches." ”

With a cone hidden behind his back, he got up and ran to the backyard.

On the neatly manicured lawn in the backyard, Huang Tao is playing a children's toy accordion, singing Shao Yibei's version of "McDull Ringing" to Dudu -

"I miss you so much, I want to gnaw your face

Eye circles are naturally chocolatey

I miss you so much, I want to pick your feet

Kick kick

……”

Huang Tao's singing voice is super childish and cute, but when Dudu listens to it, he feels even more terrifying!

This bear kid is actually going to gnaw Ben Wang's face? I'll go! Don't slip away now, let alone when!

Dudu twisted his ass to avoid the yellow peach.

Huang Tao didn't let go of chasing Dudu and singing-

"Dangdang, dangdang

Laughed when I was full, hahaha (uh)

Dangdangdang, dangdangdang

Wudang Mountain is a monk and his mother loves it

……”

Huang Guolun was laughed to death by Huang Tao's singing, this kid is like a parrot, and he learns everything he learns. Even the burp "uh" that Shao Yibei sang when he was singing, and his memory was simply extraordinary!

There is another thing that surprised Huang Guolun - Huang Tao's accordion actually has a melody, and it matches his singing voice quite well, not blindly playing randomly.

Huang Guolun has previously taught Huang Tao to play gongs, drums, and ukulele, and also tried to teach this little to play the piano.

Huang Tao's learning ability is very strong, and he can get started with a few plays of any musical instrument, but as soon as he learns a little feeling, he is not interested in learning.

His only motivation to learn a musical instrument was the food rewards that Huang Guolun promised him such as cones.

As soon as the delicious food is in his hands, this kid immediately stops touching the instrument.

If his passion for food is 100, his passion for musical instruments should be only 1.

Although he has learned less, Huang Tao is more proficient in musical instruments than the average four-year-old child, and he can play brilliantly with anything.

Huang Guolun had never taught Huang Tao to play the accordion before, but he didn't expect that this accordion toy, which I don't know who bought for Huang Tao, could be played by him without a teacher.

The premonition in Huang Guolun's heart is getting stronger and stronger - this kid is likely to be a super musical genius like Jawadi!

If Huang Tao is talented in this area, he must guide Huang Tao on the right path to music in the future.

Huang Yao didn't notice that Huang Guolun came to the backyard, turned his back to Huang Guolun, and continued to play the accordion and sing to Dudu-

"I miss it so much, I miss blueberry tart so much

Fish balls, thick noodles, noodles, noodles, mia

I really want to kick the shot

pia pia pia waha-la-la

……”

When singing this paragraph, Huang Tao seemed to treat Dudu as a ball, and was about to kick it at the door, and Dudu was scared to jump out of the fence.

Huang Guolun couldn't stand it anymore, and said with a smile Huang Tao: "You kid be honest, don't keep bullying Dudu, he's your brother!"

"It's my brother?"

As if turning off the electric switch, Huang Tao instantly stopped playing and singing, turned his head to look at Huang Guolun, and his face showed a speculative expression that Huang Guolun was too familiar to be familiar with.

Huang Guolun knew that Huang Tao was going to talk nonsense again, so he hurriedly blocked him with words: "Don't think nonsense, he wasn't born to me and your mother!"

"It wasn't born to you and my mother, so it's ...... You it?"

β€œ#%!@#%!@%……!”

Huang Guolun was about to cry and kneel down for Huang Tao.

"Wouldn't it??, did I say something secret that shouldn't be said?" Seeing Huang Guolun's expression of wanting to cry without tears, Huang Tao was stunned.

"Get out of here!"

When Huang Tao heard this, he immediately rolled on the lawn, and with a smile on his face, he was about to chase after Dudu again.

"I didn't tell you to roll back! You didn't see me for two days, don't you want Dad!"

"Hehe, of course I miss you!"

Huang Taofu ran in front of Huang Guolun and said very heartwarming words: "Dad, I'm super - miss you!"

Huang Guolun was a little weak by what Huang Tao said, touched his chin and said suspiciously: "You have no reason to be over-miss me?"

"I have a reason!"

Huang Tao held up her small chest and said proudly: "I want to be a child star! Dad, you let me be a child star! In the past two days, those grandparents, uncles and aunts from the family have said that I am especially suitable for being a child star! My father also said that I am a child star! My uncle even told me that when I become a child star, I can eat all over the world!"

As soon as he heard that Huang Guokun was making trouble, Huang Guolun resolutely said: "Don't listen to your uncle's nonsense! When a child star can't eat all over the world, it will annoy the whole world, and someone will annoy you wherever you go." ”

Huang Tao frowned and was really stunned.

"If you want to be a child star, you can't just go out and play, you can't even go to the parent-child world, you can't go to any restaurant you want to eat, and you can't go to the playground. ”

"Why?" Huang Tao didn't understand.

"Don't you see those celebrities, as long as they go out, there will be a large number of fans around, and there are paparazzi taking pictures. You are in a hurry to pee, and you can't even water the grass in the grass on the side of the road, because everyone will pay attention to your every move, and any of your actions will be exposed to the public's nose. As long as you become a star, the troubles behind are endless!"

Huang Tao carefully searched for some entertainment news that he had seen in his head, and muttered: "What you said seems to make sense, but I'm not afraid of being noticed by everyone, I'm not afraid of others seeing me urinating urgently and watering the flowers and plants on the side of the road......"

"Stop me!"

Huang Guolun resolutely cut off Huang Tao's conjecture: "You are not afraid of being noticed by others, but you Sister Bai Yao are afraid! She is an ice and snow witch, don't forget, you are your Sister Bai Yao's best friend, right? If you are noticed by everyone, your identity of Sister Bai Yao may also be exposed." Do you remember that the "Witches' Code" said that if the identity of a witch is to be exposed on a large scale, what kind of punishment will be given to a witch?"

Huang Tao lowered his head and whispered, "I will be punished for leaving this world." ”

"It's good if you remember!" Huang Guolun relied on the big punishment and condescendingly threatened Huang Tao: "Do you only think about yourself, don't you think about your sister Bai Yao? She is a noble ice and snow witch! There are always delicacies, and you can always eat them in the end through various means, but the ice and snow witch, there is only one sister Bai Yao in this world! She is gone, there will be no more ice and snow witches in this world, and there will be no more fairytale magic!

Huang Tao's dream of being a child star was once again suppressed by Bai Yao's identity as a witch.

pouted aggrievedly, Huang Tao rarely convinced Huang Guolun: "Okay, for the sake of Sister Bai Yao, I won't be a child star first." But you have to promise me that you will buy me delicious food all over the world for me to eat. ”

"As long as you are obedient, you will definitely not be able to do without your mouth. Huang Guolun smiled with relief and pinched Huang Tao's chubby mouth.

"There is no evidence, you have to use the cone as evidence. ”

"I knew you would say this. Oh, reward you. ”

Like a trick, Huang Guolun raised a cone in front of Huang Tao with his back hand.

The yellow peach was immediately beautiful, and she no longer thought about the troubles that she couldn't ask for.

"Dad, it's still hello!"

When you eat a cone, the small mouth of the yellow peach will always become as sweet as a cone.

Huang Guolun said calmly: "When you grow up in the future, you have to remember that your father is good, you have to be as good to me as I am to you." ”

Huang Tao promised: "Don't worry, Dad, when I grow up in the future, as long as I have meat to eat, you will definitely have bones to gnaw." ”

Huang Guolun's mood had just relaxed, and when Huang Tao said this, his eyes were about to turn black again.

Hearing Huang Tao's words, he was very worried that Huang Tao would think too much, and quickly explained to Huang Tao: "Dudu was born by his own father and mother, and it has nothing to do with me." ”

Huang Tao smiled and patted Huang Guolun's arm and comforted: "I understand, Dad, I won't tell anyone this secret." I finally know why you're calling your son too. ”

"There's no why! Don't think about me, you kid! Dudu was born to his dog father and dog mother, not me and his mother!"

"What are you doing, in front of the child, you pay attention to your wording, don't it all the time!"

When Mrs. Zhou came to the backyard, she saw Huang Guolun shouting yellow peaches, and she was angry at Huang Guolun.

"I'm Β₯#@Β₯......#@...... (Don't want to live anymore!)"

Huang Guolun collapsed to the point of incoherence, and in the future, he would never say that Dudu was his son in front of Huang Tao.

What a misunderstanding...... It's too big!