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After learning the news, Zhang Dongjun directly sent a message to the Jade Emperor: "Jade Emperor, is it because of the God of Food?"

Jade Emperor: "Well, yes! You must control the God of Food, and don't let him use immortal magic at will in the mortal world." Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo”

Zhang Dongjun replied: "Understood!"

This Jade Emperor's recent personality has simply changed greatly, the previous comic attribute is completely gone, he used to shout every day to eat under himself, but now he suddenly became serious, and for a while Zhang Dongjun really couldn't accept it.

After chatting with the two immortals for a while, Zhang Dongjun directly withdrew from the private message, put the Xianyu mobile phone in his pocket, and walked out of the bathroom.

Coming to the wine table, Zhang Dongjun whispered in Lin Qiandai's ear: "Miss Lin, I just received a call, I am in a hurry to leave for a while, can you lend me a car?"

Lin Qiandai nodded, took the car key from Li Na and handed it to Zhang Dongjun.

Then Zhang Dongjun said to many celebrities embarrassedly: "You guys are really sorry, I'm in a bit of a hurry, I want to leave for a while." I'll treat you another day. ”

The stars on the wine table didn't say anything, after all, everyone is in the entertainment industry, and it is normal to have urgent matters, and it is not strange to be used to half of the dinner leaving the table.

Zhang Dongjun saw that the stars didn't have any opinions, so he directly pulled up the Zhengxiang Erlang God who was eating on the dinner table and walked out of the private room.

"Brother Jun, why are you in such a hurry?" Erlang God held a chicken leg in his hand, took a bite, and asked suspiciously.

Due to the urgency of the situation, I'm afraid that the god of food will run around if I'm late, like the previous Erlang God, when I saw the car, I said it was a demon, and it was a disaster.

Zhang Dongjun explained as he walked: "The God of Food has descended to earth, and like you, he was sucked in by the Heavenly Passage. ”

"What, the god of food, this mentally retarded man?" Erlang God was taken aback when he heard this.

"......." Zhang Dongjun heard Erlang God say that the God of Food was mentally retarded, and he didn't know what to say for a while. I thought to myself, if the god of food is retarded, then what are you?

Zhang Dongjun didn't explain too much, the two came to the door of the hotel, got into Lin Qiandai's BMW car directly, and galloped all the way.

And Erlang God, who was sitting in the passenger seat, kept sending messages to the God of Food, trying to contact him. But this guy didn't reply to him at all.

"Brother Jun, what should I do if the God of Food doesn't reply to my message?" Erlang God said helplessly.

Since it was noon, there were more cars on the street, which caused traffic congestion for a while. Zhang Dongjun couldn't wait to drive the car as an airplane.

"Damn, when the hell will I get to the passage of the world!" Zhang Dongjun slapped the steering wheel and said indignantly.

Erlang God saw that the road was so crowded, and said directly: "Brother Jun, I'd better go first." This guy has a weird personality, and I'm afraid he'll cause panic in the world. ”

Zhang Dongjun nodded in agreement. Seeing this, Erlang God directly turned into a blue light and disappeared in the car.

Time passed minute by minute, Zhang Dongjun drove the car to the place where Erlang God landed before, but no trace of the two was found.

Zhang Dongjun took out Xianyu's mobile phone and sent a message to Erlang God: "Zhenjun, have you found the God of Food?" ”

Soon Erlang God sent a message: "Brother Jun, the God of Food is in trouble." He didn't pay for a meal at a nearby restaurant and injured the owner. ”

“.…..” Zhang Dongjun covered his head after seeing the information, and sure enough, the immortals were definitely going to get into trouble.

"Where are you now?" Zhang Dongjun took a few breaths to calm down, and then sent a message.

Erlang God asked passers-by for his current location and sent it to Zhang Dongjun.

After Zhang Dongjun received the location, he turned on the navigation and drove quickly to the restaurant where the God of Food was located, only to see the crowd of onlookers in front of the restaurant blocking the door.

Zhang Dongjun hurriedly got out of the car and squeezed into the restaurant, only to see a big man in his thirties who looked a little rough next to Erlang God, still wearing the clothes of an ancient family, but there was a word "emperor" written on the hat.

There is no need to guess, this strange costume and strange behavior must be the god of food.

I saw that many dishes in front of the god of food were piled up like a hill, and at this time he was still holding a pot of braised pork in his hand, and while eating, he was still muttering: "It's not delicious, it's really not delicious." It's a pity that the ingredients are so good. ”

"It's muddy! It's not delicious, and I still eat so much!" Zhang Dongjun was speechless for a while.

There was still a person under the feet of the god of food, and the man kept pricking his mouth and cursed: ", let me go, I've already called the police!"

As if he hadn't heard, the god of food said to the people under his feet: "This immortal eats the dishes you cook to give you a lot of face." Although your skills are a little worse, you haven't reached the point where you can't get down your stomach. Well, how about I take you as an apprentice and teach you a trick and a half?"

Seeing this, Zhang Dongjun hurriedly stepped forward and said to the god of food with a smile: "God of food, right! I am ......."

Before Zhang Dongjun could introduce himself, the God of Food interrupted directly, threw the braised pork in his hand aside, grabbed his hand and said, "Brother Jun, take me to eat delicious food." You don't know that I'm **** guarding in front of the Nantian Gate every night, just to wait for the Heavenly Passage to open again. ”

Erlang God saw that the two of them began to talk about the affairs of the Heavenly Court, and with a wave of his hand, all the onlookers were as if they were petrified, motionless.

The boss, who was scolding and scolding, also kept his mouth shut.

Erlang God, who finished casting the spell, also made an OK gesture to Zhang Dongjun.

Zhang Dongjun shrugged his shoulders, it seems that the God of Food has recognized him, and he doesn't have to talk nonsense.

If you want to eat good food, you must abide by the rules of the world.

Zhang Dongjun always maintained a harmless smile from humans and animals, and said to the God of Food: "God of Food, as long as you promise me a few conditions, I guarantee that you can eat delicious food every day, and you can eat it in different ways." ”

As soon as the God of Food heard the word food, his eyes suddenly lit up: "Brother Jun, don't say a few conditions, I will meet you for hundreds of thousands of conditions!"

"...... it seems that the gods are still simple, and they sell themselves for food. Zhang Dongjun thought secretly in his heart.

Then he said: "First point, you have to listen to me, otherwise I will tell the Jade Emperor everything you have done in the world." ”

"The second point is that under no circumstances is it forbidden to engage with mortals. Speaking of this, Zhang Dongjun looked at the boss who was still lying on the ground.

"The third point is not to expose your identity as an immortal, so as not to cause unnecessary trouble. ”

"The fourth and most important point. If you encounter a problem that you don't understand, ask Erlang God, and if he doesn't understand, ask me. Don't ask this or that in front of mortals. ”

Zhang Dongjun said this to save trouble, if he was asked by the God of Food all day long, his head would explode. It was not easy for Erlang God to get used to life in the world, and now there is another God of Food, and he feels that the whole person is not good.

He now felt like a shelter, with a monk, a Taoist priest, and a Japanese in the rental house. Now it has taken in two more immortals.

Erlang God also echoed on the side: "Brother Jun, you can rest assured." I'll take a good look at the God of Food. ”

After listening to Zhang Dongjun's words, the God of Food nodded, and said with a smile: "As long as there is food to eat every day, I will do whatever Brother Jun asks me to do." (To be continued.) )