Chapter 395: Stealing the Dragon and Turning the Phoenix
Back at three o'clock in the afternoon, Nie Zheng's mobile phone received a photo, which was sent by Zhong Xiaotong.
Nie Zheng sat back down at the dinner table and looked at his funny daughter on the tractor with a slight smile.
"Uncle Quan, when I first started eating, someone came? I arrived at the door and didn't come in!"
"That's also normal, the countrymen are all summer emperors, where do they dare to come in when they see guests!"
The emperor in the summer is the saying of the older generation, the summer is the kitchen, the emperor is the person who directs the country, and the person who can only guide the country in the kitchen generally refers to some people who speak fluently at home and do not know how to treat people outside.
"Old man, you said in front of the guests that I am the Emperor of Xia again!" Aunt Quan drank a little wine and was not happy.
"Who said you, don't make a self-confession, there is no silver here!" Uncle Quan scolded with a smile, "Mr. Nie said that someone came when he was eating just now, and he didn't dare to come in when he arrived at the door, he didn't know the character of our country, and thought he had missed some guests!"
"Oh, what a ghost guest, it's the youngest son of a blind ghost in the small shop at the entrance of the village, I happened to be out of stock when I bought soy sauce just now, and then he sent it, this kid went to the city to work for a few years, and when he came back, his head was facing the sky, so I don't know why he was willing to send us soy sauce!"
"That kid often brags, saying that he is a reporter in a magazine in the city, his virtue, he didn't graduate from junior high school, the reporter is a ghost, it is estimated that he will be a toilet washer in it, and he will come back to brag!" Uncle Quan said very disdainfully: "Mr. Nie, don't think that we missed any guests, it doesn't exist!"
Nie Zheng was relieved, and his phone rang, "Hey, fish seller, I'm very happy!" Uncle Quan and Aunt Quan are very thoughtful, well, okay!"
Nie Zheng hung up the phone, "Uncle Quan, it's time for me to leave!"
"Why, isn't it my turtle son who called back to drive the guests away? If he dares to do that, the next time he comes back and cripples his legs!"
"By the way, he'll drive me away and come back and break his three legs!"
Nie Zheng laughed with Uncle Quan, and Uncle Quan patted Nie Zheng on the shoulder, "That's not good, I still want to hold a few more grandchildren!"
"Tang Ning, Xiao Li, let's go!" Nie Zheng greeted loudly.
"Nie Zheng, our plan is not to leave so quickly, we have to play for a few days!" Tangning was naturally willing to go back with Nie Zheng, but after waking up from drinking, people also woke up, knowing that getting along with each other a little more is just a little more missing.
"Don't talk nonsense, clean up!" Nie Zheng was still so fierce to Tang Ning, "You stay and bully people again, no one will save you!"
"Yes!" Tang Ning was helpless.
"Mr. Nie, I'll send you out!"
"Uncle Quan, no need, we're already bothering you!" Tang Ning knew how to be polite, "And in terms of age, we are juniors, where is the reason for elders to send juniors!"
"What do you know, you and Xiaoli are VIPs, Uncle Quan must send you out, at least to the small shop at the entrance of the village!" Nie Zheng, who has always been dashing, suddenly came in white paint, "And ah, in the countryside, there are usually guests from the city who come and want to drive, and a car will set off a string of firecrackers, is that so, Aunt Quan?"
"Oh, this dead old man, I said I wanted to set off firecrackers, and he said that the people in the city don't love this, and said that I don't understand, in fact, he himself is a turtle, and he understands a ghost! Mr. Nie, I'll go get firecrackers immediately!"
The whole body ran into the house to look for firecrackers in a hurry, Tang Ning was so frightened that he felt uncomfortable, feeling like some big person, embarrassed.
"Wow! Firecrackers, it's amazing!" Qingqing is of course the happiest, and Xiaoli is also very happy that she hasn't let go of firecrackers since she was a child.
Uncle Quan smiled slightly, and understood very well in his heart.
Nie Zheng drove the car, opened the windows and even the sunroof, and drove slowly, Uncle Quan and Aunt Quan protected the Dharma left and right, and saw them off outside.
Tang Ning was like a great enemy, sitting in the middle of the back seat, putting a Qingqing on the left and Xiaoli on the right, and holding the bag tightly and lowering his head, not daring to look outside.
Nie Zheng's father and daughter were very proud, looking out the window with a smile, for fear that others would not recognize them.
After all, the car arrived at the small shop at the entrance of the village, Aunt Quan put a large string of firecrackers loudly, Qingqing opened the car door, broke free of Tang Ning's hand, jumped into the smoke, jumped and jumped, very happy.
"Qingqing, do you like firecrackers?
"Good!"
"Hey, Nie Zheng, you can't! I'm going to be fined!" Tang Ning finally ran out.
But Nie Zheng had already bought a lot, but instead of firecrackers or fireworks, he smiled and said, "Qingqing, go to your aunt's house and release it, and you will fine her for fines!"
"Nie Zheng!" Tang Ning was so angry that his face turned green, and he muttered in his heart, "I have no money!"
"Ahh Don't!" Qingqing raised a finger, "Auntie has no money, Dad, let's put it at home, just fine Dad's money!"
"Qingqing is good, you should be a fool like this!" Tang Ning touched Qingqing's head very proudly.
Uncle Quan pulled Nie Zheng aside and said in a low voice: "Mr. Nie, what did that kid offend you, do you want me to clean him up!"
Uncle Nunu mouthed, and a thin man in his twenties came out of a simple toilet on the edge of the pond.
"Is there a toilet?" Nie Zheng was a little ill-intentioned.
Uncle Quan understood, "After that kid comes back, he goes back to the toilet at five o'clock every morning!"
"Boss, buy a string of firecrackers!" Nie Zheng immediately bought a large string of firecrackers from the boss and handed them to Uncle Quan, "Tomorrow morning, blow him up into a man!"
"Wrap it up on me and send you a picture!"
"Must!" Nie Zheng immediately said officially: "Uncle Quan, no matter what, you try your best to see if you can catch that straw shoe worm, when you are free in a few days, I will also catch it with you, you look at that girl...."Nie Zheng meowed at Xiao Li, who was having a good time, "It's only sixteen years old now, it's a pity, now is the day to be happy, but I'm sick!"
When Nie Zheng said this, he couldn't help but feel a little weird in his heart, this was not his line at all, but looking at Qingqing, he took it for granted again, isn't the current Xiaoli Qingqing ten years later.
He seemed to understand something in his heart, and during the last mission on Earth, the girl's big eyes looked at him and asked him if he had any feelings.
Indeed, if he has never been a parent, he can't know that kind of warmth, and he can't know that every life is full of miracles, and now he understands, perhaps, that girl's eyes are not at all similar to Yang Ying or Qingqing, but he subconsciously substitutes into it, but who knows, and who can explain it!
Nie Zheng still couldn't help shaking his head and laughing in the car, laughing very heartily, he was the director of the orphanage when he was a child, and he did it when he set off a firecracker in the toilet, and now the only regret is that he can't go into battle in person, it's just a little less fun.
"Nie Zheng, you are smiling so obscenely, have you done something bad!" Tang Ning looked at Nie Zheng suspiciously, and the identity of the teacher returned, "You can't... Oops!
"Bad car! Auntie, there's a big, big car that hits us!"
Qingqing straightened up, pointed out the window of the car very excitedly, and shouted, "Hey, Mr. Big Car, why did you hit us?
Tang Ning naturally knew that he was not playing bumper cars, but that he had been in a car accident.
A truck transporting live fish pinched before entering the toll booth and crashed into the right headlight of Nie Zheng's car.
Bang!
A father and son jumped down from the truck, both shirtless, with solid muscles, unceremoniously slapping Nie Zheng's car, shouting: "Come down, come down, come down to labor!"
"What should Nie Zheng do?"
"What about Uncle Nie?"
Tang Ning and Xiaoli hugged Qingqing at the same time, but the little guy struggled hard, "Oops, oops, Qingqing wants to get out of the car to help Dad quarrel!"
"Quarrel your head!" Tang Ning was angry and funny, and slapped Qingqing's buttocks, "It's just a small collision, whoever is wrong will lose money, there is no need to quarrel!"
"Yes, yes!" Qingqing resisted loudly, "There is only one person for Dad, there are two of them, Qingqing wants to get out of the car! Qingqing wants to protect Dad!"
Such a powerful reason, Tang Ning's heart was hot, "Okay, let's go down!", she suddenly felt that Qingqing was so reasonable, Nie Zheng was so pitiful alone, how could he bully two people.
"Why do I feel pitiful for Nie Zheng?"
Tang Ning was stunned in her heart, by the way, she remembered that in the kitchen of the ancestral hall, there was thunder and lightning outside, and Nie Zheng showed fear for the first time at that moment.
In fact, no matter how strong Nie Zheng is, there is always a scared side, for some reason, Tang Ning suddenly felt that in fact, Nie Zheng also needs to be protected, the stronger the man, the more like a child, needs to be cared for.
In short, she thought so, she immediately jumped out of the car, stood beside Nie Zheng, and hid Qingqing and Xiaoli behind her, even if she didn't say a word, it was good to support Nie Zheng.
"Hey, what's the matter now!Your car touched my car?" shouted the father on the other side, almost pushing Nie Zheng.
Nie Zheng still didn't know how to quarrel, he used his fists to quarrel, and he said coldly: "Then what do you want?"
"Lose money!" The son said loudly: "Everyone is a Sven person, and they don't want to make a big deal out of it, just pay us 1,000 maintenance costs, 1,000 lost work costs, forget it!"
"You're Svens!" Downing muttered quietly, she hadn't seen a Sven without clothes.
With the teacher's encouragement, Xiaoli poked her head out and scolded loudly: "Everyone knows that it is the big car that makes the small car, the big car has a good high field of view, and you can see the small car, I think you are touching porcelain, obviously you hit it yourself!"
"Yes, you hit it yourself, hmph! your car can't beat our car!" Qingqing also shouted loudly.
"Hey, Qingqing!" Tang Ning was worried that something was wrong with Qingqing, so he immediately hugged Qingqing back, and the little guy's two little feet kept struggling to go down to help quarrel.
"You women, be careful if you quarrel again, I'll cut off your tongues!" the son crossed his waist.
"I can't cut it off!Qingqing hides her tongue!" Qingqing covered her mouth tightly with her hands, "But Qingqing can still speak!"
Qingqing said very loudly, but she just buried her head in Tang Ning, she was really worried about cutting off someone's tongue.
"Nie Zheng!
Tang Ning knows Nie Zheng very well, his daughter is his death hole, whoever dares to offend his daughter will not end well, of course, he is also maintained by Nie Zheng, whoever offends himself, Nie Zheng will definitely make the other party fall, there are enough facts in front of him.
Nie Zheng is now a star, Tang Ning is worried that Nie Zheng is going to make a move, this is at the entrance of the highway, there are a lot of people, this matter will immediately spread all over the Internet world, she must stop Nie Zheng from making a move.
It's just that when her hand touched Nie Zheng, Nie Zheng was as steady as Mount Tai, and there was no movement, which was very unexpected by Tang Ning, she let go of Nie Zheng's hand and looked at the man blankly, "Is it that I don't know him anymore?"
The so-called "three women in one ruin", there is another saying that "good men are afraid of shrews, and shrews are afraid of scoundrels"
Now it's okay, Xiaoli has Nie Zheng's support to play her true colors, dealing with two men alone, scolding two men, Qingqing is "croaking" under the cover of her father and aunt, in short, the reason is full, although it is all crooked, although no one understands what she wants to express, the more the little guy talks, the more proud she becomes.
The two men were really arguing with the two little girls like scoundrels, and in less than ten minutes, a dozen or twenty cars gathered at the exit of the highway, and the irritable driver honked his horn vigorously.
"Hey, can you two cars drive to the side to solve it? What a big deal? Isn't it just a matter of losing money?" The staff at the toll booth couldn't sit still and ran out, "This big brother, you have to rush to transport the goods, this boss, your family is in a hurry to go home, don't make any noise!"
"You're wrong!" Nie Zheng finally spoke, "We're in a hurry to deliver the goods, they're in a hurry to go home!"
"It's okay, two bosses, I'm begging you, can you leave quickly?"
"Forget it, forget it, if you can't enter the official gate in life, you can't go to hell when you die, I'm unlucky!"
The two men took the toll booth staff for officials, opened the door of the car and got in.
"Hey, you guys!"
Xiao Li hurriedly shouted, Tang Ning pulled Xiao Li and hurriedly rushed into the truck, although he didn't know what tricks Nie Zheng had, but Tang Ning knew that he didn't know Nie Zheng, and he was very happy.
There is only one reason why Nie Zheng hasn't made a move until now, the other two people know each other, otherwise they would have been lying on the ground early in the morning.
"Teacher Tang, they robbed our car!" Xiao Li didn't react yet.
"Sister Xiaoli, we robbed their car!" Qingqing put up a finger and said proudly, "This car is much bigger than ours!"
"Qingqing, it's not like that, our car is much more expensive than this!"
"They know each other, it's the fish seller's partner and his son, who sells fish in the supermarket next to our house, and someone has been secretly following us today, so they created this chaos and stole the dragon and the phoenix!" Nie Zheng hung up the second gear and immediately drove into the toll booth.
"Wow, are we playing Mission Impossible?" Xiaoli was instantly happy, there is no girl who doesn't like excitement!