Chapter 175: There Is a Disease Called Acacia!

Updated: 3/22/212

ps: I don't want to reward the collection anymore. If this week's reward collection is strong, it will take two changes next week. There is wood, there is wood, there is wood?】

His son has been in early love since he was six years old, and Yang Yi did not beat, scolded, got angry, was not angry, did not feel defeated, and had no pride. Of course, there is still a little bit of pride. I've learned to deceive girls like this, and I'm sure I'll be able to deceive more girls when I grow up, which is like me. Yang Yi felt that his father was still very successful, at least he didn't have to worry about his son's lifelong events in the future.

"Dad, why did I kiss Xiaolan so that she could be my girlfriend?" On the way home, Xiao Siyu asked with a puzzled face on Yang Yi's back.

The devil knows why. If you want to say that kissing can become boyfriend and girlfriend, then what about going to bed? But many people don't even know each other's names, so they sleep together, and then pat their butts and leave the next day. How can this be explained? Yang Yi was also entangled.

"I don't feel anything when I kiss my mouth. Why do so many people like to kiss them?"

Yang Yi almost fell to the ground with his head, you don't feel that you will forcibly kiss someone's little girl, if she is heard by Lao Tzu, you have to find this little rascal desperately.

Xiao Siyu didn't care if Yang Yihui answered, and said to himself: "Dad, you must not tell your mother, you said, this is the secret of the three of us." ”

"Hmm!"

"Dad, let's not go back, okay?"

"Hmmmm?" Yang Yi looked back at Xiao Siyu puzzled, don't you go back?

"What if we leave and Xiaolan misses me?"

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Yang Yi rushed to the road. Today's children are like tigers, and they must be avoided when they encounter them. This is Yang Yi's truest thoughts in his heart at this time, and he feels that dealing with these two imps today is more terrifying than two tigers. The questions asked are more difficult than the other, and each is more difficult than the other -- embarrassing.

You two little ghosts are flirting, secretly marrying each other, privately committing to life, and privately teaching and receiving... Is there anyone like you who is a son?

When he returned home, Yangyi's parents had already returned. Mother Yoo Hye-zhi was cooking dinner in the kitchen, and several women were also in it, anyway, no matter what they were busy with, it looked like that. Yang Guozhong squatted in the yard and smoked unexpectedly, but his face was full of spring light.

Yang Yi let Xiao Siyu go into the house first. Then he walked over and squatted in front of Yang Guozhong. smiled and said, "Dad, whose house are you going to eat? Why did you come back?"

"Your third brother's family, Sledgehammer's family. And... Four or five anyway. There are a few more to invite, but I didn't go. Yang Guozhong's face was full of pride, his son still did not disappoint himself after all, and he still had a chance after all.

If it weren't for Yang Yi, with their temperament that they are usually reluctant to even give a bowl of light rice, how could they rush to invite him to dinner, and they all kill chickens to buy meat, and entertain him with good wine and food?

To be honest, Yang Guozhong still likes to eat this banquet very much. Listening to their praise of his son, his vanity was greatly satisfied. If it weren't for the fact that almost the whole village saw Yang Yi bring back a group of girls from the city. It is estimated that the media has already broken through the threshold.

"Dad, I'll discuss something with you. Yang Yi glanced at Yang Guozhong cautiously, and then spoke: "I want you and my mother to go to the province with me." ”

"Huh?" Yang Guozhong was slightly stunned, put the cigarette in his mouth on the ground and gently extinguished it. "What am I going to do with your mother?"

Yang Yi just wanted to speak, but was interrupted by Yang Guozhong waving his hand. "Baby, I know you want us to be happy. But we're afraid we don't have that blessing. This place is our roots, and our ancestors have lived in this ravine for generations. Your mother and I have been here for most of our lives, how can we just leave? I can't help it, I can't let it go. Besides, there was not a single familiar person in the city, and how boring it was for us to go. How nice it is here, you can also go to the cripple's house to chat and play cards when you are free. Your father and I have been old farmers all my life, born to work hard, and suddenly become city people, how uncomfortable is this?"

Although Yang Yi knew that his parents would refuse, he couldn't help but feel a sense of loss when he heard his father say it himself. After being silent for a while, he continued: "Dad, you also know that the resort has started, and our old house will have to be demolished. Wouldn't it be the same if you and my mother went to stay in the province first, and then came back when the new house was built?"

Yang Guozhong hesitated, took out a cigarette from his arms, lowered his head and pondered silently, and then continued: "You said the same, but what about your younger brothers and sisters?

When Yang Yi heard this, he secretly called out that there was a door, and hurriedly said: "I have already thought about itβŠ™ they will go to the province to study." The teachers in the schools in the province are better than those in our Fengcheng. Besides, this school doesn't even have a student dormitory and canteen, and it's β‰ˆinconvenient for the little sister and brother to set up a stove outside, don't you know, the big pot of rice is unpalatable. In order to convince Yang Guozhong, Yang Yi also made a very unpalatable expression.

"It's unpalatable? You old man, I wanted to eat a big pot of rice when I was a child, but I couldn't eat it. Yang Guozhong smiled and patted Yang Yi, with a look of remembrance. He said in a low voice: "I remember that at that time, when there was an agricultural society, each family would issue a few meal tickets of one catty and two catties every month. It is impossible to eat rice in a big pot very often. Most of the time I eat the corn tortillas at home, we call it the chaff, that fragrant. One year there was a great drought, and not a single grain of grain was received from the fields. There is no food in the brigade to distribute to everyone. So I had to go to the field to dig wild vegetables, and in a few days I dug them up. I had to peel the bark and eat it. Eat a mouth full of bitter water, but there is no way. If you are hungry, you have to eat in order to survive. I remember that at that time the trees of the entire brigade were almost dead. In the end, I couldn't help it, I was really hungry, so I went to the brigade with your cripple uncle to steal food seeds to eat. It was at that time that his leg was broken. ”

Yang Yi hadn't experienced the catastrophe, but he could imagine what kind of mockery it was. According to the villagers, many people died of starvation at that time. There are also many people who start eating everything in order to survive. Rats, grasshoppers, fleas. Wild herbs and even weeds. Anyway, you can eat what you can't, and you can eat everything you can't. It is also said that some people start to eat people in order to survive. Dead, alive.

Yang Yi couldn't imagine what it would be like if he lived in that era. But just thinking about it makes people break out in a cold sweat.

Yang Guozhong didn't want to dwell on this topic, and said with a smile: "I'll discuss it with your mother later, if she is willing to go, then let's go." ”

Yang Yi Yixi. Mom's ears are soft, and if you talk about it, you can almost agree. If it didn't work anymore, Yang Yi decided to use his killer weapon - one cry and two troubles. Hanging is exempt, according to his years of experience, these two tricks are enough to make his mother raise her hand and surrender.

After eating, Yang Guozhong pulled Liu Huizhi out of the house, and then said with a smile: "Ah Zhi, our baby asked us to go to the city to enjoy happiness, do you say to go or not? ”

"What do you mean?"

"Me?" Yang Guozhong was stunned for a moment, smiled brightly, and said, "I don't have anything, if you say let's go, we'll go, and if you don't go, we won't go." ”

Liu Huizhi looked back at the room, smiled faintly, and said, "Let's not go." The baby is busy outside, shall we go and make trouble? It is better to stay here honestly, there is food and drink. ”

"But our old house is about to be demolished. I don't think it's appropriate for us to live here. Why don't we go to Wa's house for a few days and come back when the new house is built?" Yang Guozhong asked cautiously.

How good it was to go to the city for a few days. You can not only see the high-rise buildings in the city, but also see the prosperity of the city. The most important thing is -- don't you have the capital to brag about when you come back? When people hear that you have come back from a big city, don't they look up to you?

"Yang Guozhong, don't give me the old and be unserious. Liu Huizhi looked at Yang Guozhong smiling a little like that, and felt uncomfortable. "I've heard that. Women in big cities don't like to wear clothes, so don't be blinded by those foxes. Don't blame me and the baby for not recognizing you when the time comes. ”

"What will?" Yang Guozhong looked nervous, he couldn't say this nonsense. "You know I'm not that kind of person, I'm nothing in my eyes except my wife and you. Last time, Widow Lee gave me a flattering look, and I ignored ・・・・・・"

"Wow you. You hooked up with that widow, see how I clean you up. ”

"Wife, listen to my explanation, no, I said no. ”

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Yang Yi accompanied several women to chat until ten o'clock before going to bed. But Xiao Siyu wanted to sleep with Yang Yi, so Yang Yi had to take Xiao Siyu with him.

"Dad, you didn't tell my mother, did you?" Xiao Siyu asked in a whisper while lying on Yang Yi's back.

"Brother, what's the matter?" Yang Feng asked curiously. He was going to take Xiao Siyu to play today. But halfway through, I met a few buddies who said that they were going to the mountain to dig out birds' eggs, and Yang Feng was afraid that the road on the mountain would be too difficult to walk, so he could only let Xiao Siyu come back first, so he didn't know about Xiao Siyu's 'early love'.

"Don't say, don't speak. Xiao Siyu hurriedly covered Yang Yi's mouth with his little hand. "Dad, don't tell Uncle Xiaofeng. Seeing Yang Yi nodding, he cautiously removed his hand.

Yang Yi was a little funny, this kid really didn't look like a six-year-old child.

As soon as Yang Yi arrived in the car, the mobile phone in his pocket rang. Put Xiao Siyu away, took out his mobile phone and saw that it was Lin Xiaodan calling. Yang Yi smiled slightly and connected the phone. "What's wrong?"

"Yangyi, I'm sick, and I'm very sick. Lin Xiaodan said weakly on the other end of the phone.

Yang Yi was taken aback. He said quickly, "What's the matter? What's the disease?"

Lin Xiaodan heard Yang Yi's nervousness and concern, and felt warm in his heart. After all, he still has a relationship with himself. "You know what? There's a disease called lovesickness!"