Chapter 5: Heaven Strikes!
Not only Li Feiyu couldn't figure it out, but another competitor, Zhang Yanhua, couldn't figure it out either, standing there a little confused.
The homeowner and Feng Shui master Zhao Xunshan talked, and Zhao Xunshan said "professional terms" one after another.
Zhao Xunshan is also eloquent, three or two sentences to gain the trust of the homeowner, a few minutes to fool the homeowner, ten minutes has reached the point where he said what the homeowner believes.
During this period, Li Feiyu and Zhang Yanhua interjected many times, trying to win customers, but they were all interrupted by the homeowner's impatience.
With a smile on his face, he bent slightly over the two competitors with one hand on his abdomen and the other on his back, showing the grace of a winner.
In this way, the protagonist becomes the feng shui master Zhao Xunshan, and the others all become spectators.
The short and fat homeowner communicated with Zhao Xunshan for a long time, and finally asked about his worries:
"Master, this house is so yin, will there be anything unclean?"
Zhao Xunshan's eyes rolled, and he said slowly: "Not now, what ...... in the future?"
He didn't continue, but shook his head.
The short and fat landlord said nervously: "Master Zhao, you have something to say!"
Zhao Xunshan sighed: "The location of your villa is not good, and it is built in the place where the earth evil gathers, which is one of them."
There is an artificial lake not far away, the water belongs to the yin, the earth and the yin converge, and the double evil is superimposed, which is the second.
The villa area is too deserted, the popularity is weak, the popularity is both yang, and the yang energy is weak to resist the double evil qi, resulting in rampant evil qi.
If we do not deal with it, it will breed evil spirits sooner or later.
In other words, the villa is not dirty now, and it will be difficult to say in the future.
However, don't mention the future, just talk about the present.
The villa is so foul that even if there is no dirt, there will be problems after living in it for a long time.
At worst, he is riddled with diseases, and at worst, he is insane and insane!"
The short and fat landlord was frightened: "Master Zhao, the school district house is too difficult to buy, I finally got this set, you must help me!"
Zhao Xunshan said proudly: "A little evil, what's so difficult for me? Since I was invited here by Zhou Xuan, I will naturally ......"
"Poof!"
An uncontrollable and untimely laugh sounded, breaking Zhao Xunshan's words.
Zhao Xunshan saw Ye Xun laughing, and said angrily: "What are you laughing at?"
The short and fat landlord hurriedly stepped forward and persuaded: "Little minion, Master Zhao, don't be angry. ”
After speaking, he looked at Li Feiyu: "Mr. Li, this is the quality of your company's employees?
He led his left hand to the gate and gave the order to evict the guests.
Li Feiyu glared at Ye Xun with beautiful eyes, and then apologized to the short and fat homeowner: "I'm sorry, our fault, so be it, Ye Xun and I will invite you to have a meal tonight as an atonement." ”
The short and fat landlord turned his head with his hands around his chest and gave Li Feiyu the back of his head, fully showing Party A's crazy coolness: "No need, I'm busy!"
Li Feiyu was helpless, and glared at Ye Xun again.
Seeing that the overall situation had been decided, the customer issued another order to evict the customer, she said sorry again, and pulled Ye Xun to turn around and leave.
One pull, no pull.
I pulled it again, but I haven't pulled it yet.
She turned her head and pulled Ye Xun's arm hard, and the muscles in her arm bulged, but Ye Xun didn't move like a sculpture made of metal.
Li Feiyu glanced at Ye Xun and signaled to leave now, but Ye Xun was unmoved.
Li Feiyu is a little anxious, the negotiation has reached this level, and if it continues, it will only cause disgust to the customer, and leaving quickly is the best policy.
After all, she didn't think that Ye Xun could defeat the feng shui master, let alone snatch away the customers who almost fell into the hands of Mr. Zhou.
"Sister Feiyu, don't be in a hurry to go. ”
Ye Xun gently brushed away the hand of the royal sister's boss, and sat on the long sand room in the living room with his legs on his own feet.
He said casually: "I haven't heard a joke for a long time, but today I finally have a chance, so you can let me listen to it for a while." ”
As soon as these words came out, Li Feiyu was directly shocked!
Not only her, but everyone else was shocked!
"Zhao Xunshan, right?" Ye Xun stretched out his hand and signaled: "Please keep talking, I like your jokes." ”
When the words landed, the expressions of the people in the room changed wildly, but the changes were different.
Li Feiyu seemed to know Ye Xun for the first time, and looked at him in a daze.
What does Ye Xun want to do?
Do you want to challenge a feng shui master?
Who gave him confidence!
Zhang Yanhua and the assistant were first stunned, and then looked at each other, with an expression of watching a good show.
Mr. Zhou and the short and fat landlord frowned, and Zhao Xunshan was angry.
Ye Xun said that he told jokes, obviously saying that he didn't know how to pretend to understand, and he was talking about feng shui, which was purely funny.
Zhao Xunshan scolded: "Where did the little fart come from?
"Feng Shui?" Ye Xun stretched: "I know better than you." ”
"Okay, okay, you know, you know. Zhao Xunshan was directly laughed angrily: "This 'master', may I ask what you think?"
Ye Xun ignored his yin and yang weirdness, and said directly: "First of all, make sure that this room does have evil spirits.
However, this evil qi is neither earthly evil nor yin, but heavenly evil qi.
In the end, the reason why this room is full of heavenly evil qi is because of the heavenly slashing pattern. ”
Ye Xun stood up and walked to the window, pointing to the two buildings in the distance: "Everyone, please take a look." ”
A group of people with different expressions walked over and looked in the direction Ye Xun pointed.
The two towers were somehow planned, with little spaced apart, and looked uncomfortable.
Ye Xun's voice was ethereal: "Most of the patterns in the world are created by the right time, place and people.
The distance between the two buildings is too small, if the gap between the two buildings is compared to a sharp blade, when the sun shines on the shadow for the longest time, the shadow of the tip of the blade is just against this villa.
After a series of magnetic field operations, an ingenious 'sky slashing' pattern is formed.
This is the standard layout of heaven and earth, where man-made objects eventually cause this villa to carry all the evil qi of the heavens.
After living here for a long time, he was weak in three months, seriously ill for half a year, and died violently in one year!"
"It's nonsense! It's nonsense!" As soon as Ye Xun finished speaking, Zhao Xunshan immediately roared with emotion.
He drew everyone's attention and continued, "The two buildings are close together, and you say it's a curse."
If there's a canyon, do you want to say it's a slash?
And say I tell jokes, I think you're funny!
I have studied Feng Shui for decades, traveled all over the mountains and rivers of the motherland, and have eaten more salt than you have ever eaten rice, I ......"
"It's a lot of flavor. ”
"You, you ......"
Zhao Xunshan was choked by Ye Xun, and kept pointing at Ye Xun angrily.
"Don't worry about you little brat!" Zhao Xunshan looked at the short and fat landlord: "A feng shui master, a hairy boy, who should I believe don't need me to say more, right?"
"If you can be called a master at your level, I will be Tianzun!" Ye Xun pouted after speaking.
"Heavenly ......"
"Zhao Xunshan, shut up!"
Ye Xun drank loudly and interrupted Zhao Xunshan's speech.
He looked at the Humpty Dumpty homeowner: "If there is a disagreement, the argument will be resolved."
You ask Zhao Xunshan to give a method to prove that this is the convergence of the earth's evil qi and the yin evil qi.
I'll give you the way to prove that this is a heavenly slash.
The Heavenly Slash is a great culprit pattern, and it is easy to cause either death or disability.
So, you buy an aquarium and put it by the window, get dozens of goldfish and put it in, and the results will be in two days!"
It takes time to validate the pattern, and it doesn't help to say more.
Ye Xun was too lazy to stay any longer, holding Li Feiyu with his left hand and Li Sisi's head with his right hand without looking back and leaving.
Zhao Xunshan angrily left a sentence, "I don't want to talk nonsense, who do you love to believe!", and left behind Ye Xun's buttocks.
"Master Zhao, Master Zhao ......"
Humpty Dumpty homeowner anxiously shouted to chase him out.