Chapter 210: Be innovative
Since Li Zaiwen has the intention of teaching Meng Fanzhu to be obedient, he naturally will not explain slowly how many dishes there are, what memories knock on the door, what pronunciation skills there are, and what rhythms and rhymes they have.......
"Okay, then I'll say it again, you can hear me clearly. Li Zaiwen gritted his teeth and said these words, and then took a deep breath: "I invite you to eat steamed lamb, steamed bear's paw, steamed deer tail, roasted duck, roasted chicken, roasted goose, ......"
is worthy of a generation of famous artists, Li Zaiwen has achieved the point where words are born from meaning and familiar with the heart. There is basically no need to think about a large number of trips, and it seems to have become an instinct to blurt out. The mouth is as fast as a knife, the voice is bright, the words are clear, the words are round, and the breath is fine, which fully demonstrates the skill of the cross talk master's "sharp mouth".
"Okay!" Xu Qiang applauded vigorously, and the master said it was so good that it was difficult for him to shoot the horse.
The second father and mother also applauded, and it was the first time for them to listen to the crosstalk celebrity at such a close distance, which was really enjoyable.
2 minutes, a total of 203 dishes, Lee Jae-wen finished in one go, and his face did not change color or pant after speaking. Meng Fanzhu quickly got up and poured a cup of hot tea for the master, don't tire the old man in order to be angry with himself. Xu Qiang didn't know where to find a paper fan and fan Li Zaiwen. When it comes to sycophancy, Meng Fanzhu has not been Xu Qiang's opponent in his two lives combined, this is a natural skill.
Seeing Meng Fanzhu's movements and enjoying the service of the two apprentices, Li Zaiwen was very satisfied, and smiled secretly in his heart: The kid knows that he is powerful, even if you are extremely shrewd, you can't save the hard work you should do.
"Master, I have a small request, I hope you can agree. Meng Fanzhu scratched his head, a little embarrassed.
Say. Lee Jae-wen strained his face, but his heart blossomed. I can't promise you a lesson all at once, it's for your own good.
"This "Newspaper Dish Name" is indeed a classic, but we have been saying it for more than 100 years?" Meng Fanzhu couldn't understand that the good things handed down by his ancestors couldn't be reprocessed with the progress of the times. After all, the status of cross talk in the minds of the people is still very special. As long as there is something new, I am not afraid that there will be no audience.
In the dream, Master Guo said that the cross talk was all in the United States, and there were still fans who rushed from China to listen to it! So if an art form only knows how to eat the old book, it really disappoints the heart of the grandfather!
"What do you mean?" Lee Jae-moon found that things might not be what he imagined, and he didn't know what this newly recruited little apprentice was going to do.
"Master, do you think this will work, I will make up a new style of "Reporting the Name of the Dish" on the spot, you are always tired of giving the kid a favor, okay?" Meng Fanzhu said embarrassedly.
"What!" Li Zaiwen suddenly felt angry and walked to the top door, this kid was a little crazy, and made up a paragraph on the spot.
"If you're tired, then let Xu Qiang help me, don't I plan to learn from you. Meng Fanzhu didn't expect Li Zaiwen to react so violently, although he knew that the cross talk industry was very particular about seniority, but Master Guo said: There is no size on the stage, and there are rules off the stage! Yes, now it is offstage. However, Guo Degang and Shi Fukuan have also cooperated, and Master Shi didn't react so violently?
"I'll give you what you want, come. "Li Zaiwen's temper has also come up, I will accompany you to toss today, but I want to see if you can toss a flower!
"Really?" Meng Fanzhu was a little overjoyed, this was the first time he had cooperated with a famous cross talk artist, and he was a little excited.
"Less nonsense!" Li Zaiwen held back his strength to see how Meng Fanzhu ended.
Xu Qiang now admires the third brother again so much that he dares to let the master praise him, he really doesn't dare to think about it, just look at how bold it is! This is something that many cross talk celebrities have not done.
The second father and two mothers were also thoughtful, this kid is not simple, just let Lao Li praise him this time, although it is just a joke during the banquet, it is also a very face-revealing thing to say it. You must know that in the cross talk world, it is only possible to descend to praise an actor when he is praising him.
Meng Fanzhu drank a sip of water to moisten his throat, then coughed lightly to clear his throat, and looked at Li Zaiwen: "Master, then let's start." ”
Li Zaiwen didn't bother to answer, and waved his hand to signal not to talk nonsense.
The two of them stood side by side in front of the table, with a table full of delicacies from the mountains and seas and the luxuriously dressed second parents and Xu Qiang's family sitting on the opposite side, no matter how you look at it, it looks like the scene when the cross talk artists who wandered in the old society gave the landlord, the landlord's wife and the landlord's cub family to perform in the hall, why does it feel a little bleak.
"Start," Lee Jae-moon ordered in a deep voice. The boy is a mule and a horse, let's pull it out and slip it out today.
"I'll treat you to a meal. Meng Fanzhu said happily.
"What to eat?" said Lee Jae-moon angrily. Didn't you say the same thing, what did you make up on the spot?
"Manchu and Han feasts, north and south dishes. Meng Fanzhu was triumphant.
"Come on, you don't have to blow it with me, you can tell me a few dishes, and I'll listen. Lee Jae-moon urged. Don't be slippery in front of me, boy, hurry up and get serious, I want to see what you have to say.
"I don't believe it, do you?" Meng Fanzhu was a little aggrieved.
"Why don't you believe it, you don't believe it at all. Lee said impatiently. Boy, you just drag it, see how long you drag it.
"It's a good idea to eat this meal. Meng Fanzhu immediately pulled out his fan, and his voice also increased.
"What's so important?" Lee Jae-wen didn't urge. The two of us will stay up today, and I will accompany the ink all night.
"You have to put on a few table plates first. Meng Fanzhu looked very generous.
"Oh. Lee replied. I'll have to save my strength and prepare for a long battle with you kid.
"Four dry, four fresh, four candied fruits, four cold meats, three sweet bowls, four dim sum. "Meng Fanzhu is methodical.
"What is this?" asked Lee Jae-moon. I really made something up and kept listening.
"Four stems: black melon seeds, white melon seeds, walnut stacks, sugar almonds. Four fresh: Beishan apple, Shenzhou peach, GD lychee, Guilin horseshoe. Four candied fruits: green plums, orange cakes, round meat, melon strips. Four cold meats: whole lamb liver, boiled crab legs, white chopped chicken, fried pork ribs. Three sweet bowls: lotus seed porridge, almond tea, sugar steamed eight-treasure rice. Four dim sum: hibiscus cake, lama cake, fried zygote, fried lantern festival. ”
"Okay!" Li Zaiwen couldn't help but shout.
"It's all about pressing the table, if you like to eat, if you don't like to eat, take it down, pack it for me, and put it aside. Meng Fanzhu smiled evilly.
The second father and two mother laughed, and the name of the dish can still be said like this, which is a bit interesting. Xu Qiang cocked his thumb and shook Meng Fanzhu.
"Why do you still bring packing? I haven't eaten yet, so I'll pack it. Lee Jae-moon couldn't laugh or cry. I added the disc action to all this.
"Followed by the Manchu and Han full banquets, the north and south dishes. Meng Fanzhu pulled the words back.
"What kind of dish?" Li Zaiwen cheered up, the most important paragraph is here, it's up to you to do it or not. At this time, he had forgotten that he was here to find fault, and changed it to cheer Meng Fanzhu up.
"Steamed lamb, steamed bear's paw, steamed deer tail, roasted duck, roasted chicken, roasted goose ......"
From the second when Meng Fanzhu's original "Report the Name of the Dish" began, the other four people listened in a daze...... This kid really recited it, and the words are correct and round, and there is actually a unique Beijing flavor of the old capital. The speed is not fast at the beginning, even a little slow, each word is bitten very clearly, under the addition of sound charm, only people feel that the sound is extremely pleasant, like excellent porcelain hitting each other, there is the sound of gold and stone. But after Meng Fanzhu read the names of five or six dishes, his speed suddenly accelerated, faster and faster, as if the previous word was pushed out of his mouth by the next word. It's like a speeding train moving out of a tunnel. Although the speed has reached the extreme, the four of them can still clearly distinguish every word and hear the name of each dish, which is really amazing.
Impossible! Lee Jae-moon watched in shock as the little apprentice next to him performed.
The second father and the second mother were already dumbfounded, this child really never forgot it! This is a superpower that only appears in literary works. But the facts are in front of you, Meng Fanzhu is still there with his back to his mouth, there is no doubt!
Could it be that this kid coaxed us, he had memorized "Newspaper Dish Names" before, and he just pretended not to be teasing everyone. But his mouth is too sharp, Xu Qiang's mouth is very powerful, compared with Meng Fanzhu, it is not a level at all, and even compared with Li Zaiwen, it is not inferior at all.
Xu Qiang looked calm, I said that Meng Fanzhu was a genius who said that cross talk was not born in the world, and I believe it this time.
Li Zaiwen, a master of cross talk, was also shocked by Meng Fanzhu's move, this kid really hasn't learned cross talk? But why does he speak so well?
is even sharper than the apprentices he has taught for more than ten years.
"Thanks to the master's praise, it was changed on the spot on the basis of "Reporting the Name of the Dish", and the master gave more advice and advice if there was anything inappropriate. Meng Fanzhu memorized it in less than two minutes, and humbly asked Li Zaiwen for advice.
"Did you learn cross talk when you were a child?" asked Lee Jae-moon incredulously.
"No, I just like it, I've heard a few paragraphs. Meng Fanzhu replied in a proper manner. Set up rules under the stage, it's better to be honest, and save yourself from being trained by the master.
"Haven't you ever visited a teacher?" Li Zaiwen was a little uneasy. If he inadvertently robbed someone else's disciple, there would be no place to put this old face.
"Bye. Meng Fanzhu told the truth. Li Zaiwen's face turned white, and his heart was a little sad, and sure enough, he ......
Before he could question, I heard Meng Fanzhu continue: "Calligraphy worshipped a teacher, historians worshipped a master, and you just worshipped cross talk." ”
"This kid who lacks virtue!" Lee Jae-moon's regret that had just risen disappeared in an instant, and he turned into anger.
"If you dare to tease the master, you will be punished to go back and copy the "Report the Name of the Dish" a hundred times, and hand it over to me next time we meet. ”
"Ah! The master spares his life, the apprentice doesn't dare!" Meng Fanzhu's heart was broken, how could he still use the measures to punish primary school students on himself......
The dinner was naturally enjoyable, and Xu Er's father personally drove Li Zaiwen home. Meng Fanzhu returned to the house by himself, and it was really empty to live in the courtyard by himself, but it was more comfortable to live in the house, and it was closer to Anya. Although I can't sleep with each other at night, I feel very relieved when I look at the light spot on the righteous radar that flickers at the same frequency as my heartbeat.
The knight silently guarded his princess, not expecting anything in return.