Chapter 384: Home Remedies
"You dead old man! You're sick!Phew!" Aunt Quan spat out a mouthful of saliva, "You're sick and you're not an old lady serving you! Bodhisattva, what you said just now doesn't count!"
Aunt Quan scolded Uncle Quan for not understanding the world and not knowing the general situation, but she was very puzzled in her heart, not to mention that in the mountain village, together with the mountain village, Uncle Quan is a well-known person who is used to seeing big scenes.
Last year, I went to my son's house in the city with Uncle Quan, and lived for half a month, and all my son's neighbors and friends did not say that Uncle Quan was bad, and the old man could even speak in a tone when he went to the city, and he couldn't even see that he was a countryman, but he hid at home every day, not daring to go out, for fear of losing his son's face.
She was very puzzled that Uncle Quan said such a thing today, and immediately said: "Mr. Nie, don't blame him, this dead old man must have drunk cat urine (old wine) outside just now to talk nonsense, usually my tutor is very good, and the old man is not rude!"
"Pull you down! I went to my son with you last year, like a quail, hey, others still think that you are the old woman I asked to come back to clean up!" Uncle Quan scolded with a smile and pushed on his wife's back, "You hurry up and make your white-cut chicken and taro buttons, if it weren't for the fact that you have this hand, and you are virtuous and virtuous, and you look good, you really wouldn't have married you fifty years ago!"
Aunt Quan scolded Uncle Quan very well, "Mr. Nie, Miss Tang, you see, this dead old man just gave me a mouthful of cow dung for me to eat and then a mouthful of candy!"
"That's good!" said Tang Ning with envy.
"Xiaoli is sick!" Nie Zheng spoke very directly, if this was said in someone else's mouth, Tang Ning would definitely be very annoying, but she knew Nie Zheng too well and knew that he didn't mean anything to offend Xiaoli.
"Look, old woman! Isn't it, I can see it at a glance!" Uncle Quan was very proud, and then meowed out alertly, in fact, children can play outside together, where are they willing to go into the kitchen to get along with a few adults, Uncle Quan did this just to let Nie Zheng and Tang Ning know that he spoke very measuredly.
"This little girl, I know that there is a problem with her feet at a glance, ordinary people can't see it, she is alive and jumping, there is no sign at all, I often go to the mountains to hunt, I know the form of any animal!"
"That's it! If someone else goes into the mountains to hunt squirrels, it is estimated that they will not be able to shoot one or two in a day, this old man can beat you ten or eight in an hour, and I married him at that time because I took a fancy to this, how could I not starve myself with my children!"
Aunt Quan was very proud, and continued: "Let's just say that at the beginning of this year, a neighbor's puppy was jumping around, and the old man said that the dog had a problem with its feet, and it was estimated that it would die in two or three days if he didn't give it some medicine.
Tang Ning smiled with a red face, Aunt Quan scolded a few swear words, and continued: "As a result, in less than two days, the dog of the dead old cake family couldn't move on its two hind legs, and could only rely on its two front legs to pull and walk, and after an hour or two, the dog climbed into the bottom of a tractor, and everyone knew that it couldn't live!"
"That's it!" Nie Zheng saw Tang Ning's bewildered face, and immediately explained: "Any dog can basically know its death date, even if you want to kill it tomorrow, it will wail and be restless tonight, if it is sick and knows that it is going to die, it will find a comfortable place as a burial place, and it will generally get under the car!"
"Oh oh!" Tang Ning nodded in disdain, that look was no different from Aunt Quan's look at Uncle Quan, and suddenly her pretty eyes bent into the moon, "Uncle Quan, then do you also have a good prescription to treat Xiaoli like a puppy?"
"Hey, you little girl, how can people compare with puppies, but it's hard to say..."Uncle Quan smiled: "You city people can spoil cats and dogs like your own sons, hahaha..."
Tang Ning blushed, but she knew that Uncle Quan must have some secret recipe, and she couldn't care about being shy, "Uncle Quan, if you have any good way to treat Xiaoli, just say it!"
"Dead old man, don't sell it!" Aunt Quan scolded Uncle Quan, and said: "Miss Tang, don't say it, this old man is not a doctor, but many times he is more powerful than a doctor, someone had rabies the year before last, the hospital can't cure it, tie him with a rope, and wait for him to die, but the old man went out and was cured with a pair of medicines, and now he is still a consultant in the big hospital, but anyone who has rabies comes to him, but he can't have a trip a year, it's a pity...."
Aunt Quan is naturally a pity that she can't often receive the consultation fee, but Tang Ning is full of expectations, she is a teacher, rich in knowledge, the more knowledgeable people are, the more they believe in some incredible things.
For example, many famous scientists are atheists, but in their later years they change their worldview, because they know too much, and they feel that there is too much to explain, and they can't explain it at all if they don't think in that direction.
Nie Zheng believes in home remedies even more, he used home remedies for Pan Zhiyun's son to treat toothache at that time, and now he comes to find a squirrel to cook soup for Qingqing to drink, which can treat children's bedwetting.
"Didn't you old woman give me cow dung and feed me sugar!" Uncle Quan smiled: "Okay, don't sell Guanzi, a few years ago, the daughter of the widow Sun in the next village got sick, and she was a good girl, as lively as Xiaoli, and suddenly she couldn't walk."
Later, it was more serious, I couldn't even eat and talk, superstitious people said that she was evil, in short, I wanted everything, and then someone found me and asked me if there was a way, I heard my grandfather say that there is an animal in the mountains, drink its blood, use its meat to make soup, you can be cured..."
"Hey! It's to drink blood raw, not to make pig red!" Aunt Quan interjected, "The village chief of our village is only forty years old, so he can't raise his head to be a man, the old man grabbed a rice shovel head (cobra), cut off the snake's tail, let him bite the tail and suck the blood, and the next day he will bang, bang, bang!"
"Did he drop his neck?" asked Tang Ning, suspiciously.
"Poof! stupid!" Nie Zheng smiled: "If a man can't raise his head, he will be a eunuch, not the head on his neck!"
"Nie Zheng!" Tang Ning even had a red neck, gritting his teeth and not daring to speak anymore.
"Uncle Quan, what is that animal you are talking about?"
"Straw shoes!" Uncle Quan took off the cloth shoes on his feet, "Oh, it looks like a shoe, but there are four feet with tails, when you close your mouth, you still think that a shoe fell on the grass, you have to give a stupid kick, it bites you, and this foot will be scrapped!"
"How can you catch it? Where is Widow Sun's daughter?" Nie Zheng asked three times.