Chapter 1781 Lao Dao Provokes Lao Zhang Lao Zhang deceives Lao Dao
As time passed, the old Taoist priest's feeling became worse and worse. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 infoAt the beginning, the clothes were blocked, and the space was relatively compact, and it felt quite warm when the heat on the person was covered. But after a long time, I can see how much difference there is between the clothes and the manhole cover. Let's just say that these two manhole covers, when they were not used, the old Taoist priest really thought that they were made! Just these two dead things, they should not be drunk or eaten.
It can't cure hunger and cold, so what's the use of carrying this thing? It's a loss that he doesn't have to carry it on his back, if he is allowed to carry the old Taoist priest on his back, he will have to find time on the road and throw it for him. Even more than once, he felt that Bai Er's IQ against these two things was worrying.
When Bai Er took the manhole cover and rebounded the bullet once, the old Taoist priest had a little change, although this manhole cover was useless, it seemed to be okay to block the bullet. At this time, the old Taoist priest has completely disappeared from the idea that the manhole cover is useless. Where is this manhole cover useless~ It's just a baby! Who knew that this thing still has the function of being used as a cover. His clothes were all wet, and his whole person was chilling to the bones, and they estimated that there was not much difference from the beginning of the manhole cover!
The old Taoist priest moved his body to try to get some hot air by exercising, but this move accidentally opened a gap in his clothes, and at that time, another wave of cold air rushed in. Xiao Pang, who had nothing to do at the back, shuddered and said, "I said the old way, can we not do it? This wind has come in again! You can't bear it for long if you go on like this." ”
"If you don't let the air conditioner come in, the old decay can't bear it!" the old Taoist priest trembled and complained, and then said: "No, it won't work if it goes on like this! The surname is Zhang, we can't go on like this! If we go on like this, we won't be able to move if we want to go out for a while! Let's fight hard, let's rush out! The scope of this wind and snow should not be large!"
Before Zhang Dadao could speak, Xiao Pang spoke first: "What if he is too old? Can you guess this casually?"
"That makes sense, maybe it can still move, and we won't have a place to run if he chases us!" Zhang Dadao was about to fall asleep, so his reaction was half a beat slower.
The old Taoist priest frowned, Zhang Dadao and they have a manhole cover to block it, even Xiao Pang is younger and stronger than him. If this drags on, he won't be able to bear it first! The chance of survival is the lowest. The old Taoist priest pondered for this, gritted his teeth and said: "Even if he can follow us, we can see what is going on when we go out!
"The eighth thousand-year-old king, the thousand-year-old turtle, I have lived long enough! If you want to go, your apprentices are all lost, don't you look for them?" Zhang Dadao smoked in the pit, because the space in the pit was small, and he was afraid of smoking himself, so he had to spit out the smoke through the hole with the size of his fingers. That's all for that look!
Although the old Taoist priest couldn't see this, he felt that this guy didn't care at all when he heard Zhang Dadao's tone. The old Taoist priest was also angry, Zhang Dadao and they didn't panic, he panicked! At this time, good words are no longer good. What do you mean by looking for his apprentices? Those two apprentices are probably going to the West Heaven, and if they go to them, don't they call him dead? Although they have feelings for their apprentices and old Taoist priests, they are not to the point of dying with them!
The old Taoist priest also gritted his teeth, and simply confronted Zhang Dadao, and said, "You don't go, right? If you don't go, I'll lift my clothes, and your men and dogs will have to go out with me!"
"Eh, the old Taoist doesn't have you like this! I didn't recruit you!" Xiao Pang was anxious all of a sudden, the old Taoist priest didn't dare to provoke Zhang Dadao, what was the matter with bullying him?
Zhang Dadao was silent for a while before he said, "Xiao Pang, the martyr's pension will be collected on behalf of the poor Dao!"
The old Taoist priest was dumbfounded, turned his head and looked at Xiao Pang sympathetically, Xiao Pang also showed a sad expression and nodded with his eyes closed. The old Taoist priest sighed and whispered, "Who are these people?"
Xiao Pang hurriedly lit up his mobile phone to illuminate his face, and reminded the old Taoist priest with his mouth: "Say good things and stimulate the law." ”
The old Taoist priest was stunned for a moment, then understood, his face showed joy, and he quickly nodded and said: "Okay! Since Xiao Zhang is afraid, and you are worried that you will not be able to deal with the demons outside, then the old man can only go on his own! Alas, I thought you were a capable person, but it turned out that it was nothing more than that!"
Xiao Pang is very accurate about Zhang Dadao's pulse, Zhang Dadao is really excited by this method, of course, you can't be so excited that you can find Zhang Dadao's pulse. For example, you can motivate him to be bad at art, not good at kung fu, and not good at mastering the four subjects. This can provoke him to sing a full copy of "The Legend of the White Snake" on the spot. Or as it is now, there is a problem with directly questioning Zhang Dadao's Taoism, which is also useful. If you are blind and say that he is not handsome enough, stupid, cowardly, etc., then Lao Zhang will basically ignore you.
At this time, the old Taoist priest shrank very well, and what he questioned was Zhang Dadao's cultivation, and Lao Zhang exploded when he heard it! He immediately shouted: "What are you talking nonsense? Poor Dao will let you see what kind of ability is today, and Bai Er will open the door!"
Bai Er is also used to not knowing life or death, he is mainly hungry now, and he is not afraid of cold. Bai Eryi pulled his pants, tightened his coat, and then reached out and directly pushed the two manhole covers to the side. As soon as this thing was opened, it immediately came in with a cold wind wrapped in snow! Zhang Dadao raised his hand and threw out a handful of talismans! I don't care what the function is, let's shake it off first, and then talk about it, which one works and which one counts. Zhang Dadao was in the pit, but fortunately, although the wind was high and the temperature was low, he was really not affected much in the pit.
Zhang Dadao was also panicked when he "opened the door", the situation outside was a little different from before he closed the door? Before he entered the pit, it was quite normal outside, but now that the snow is almost ten centimeters thick. The sky and the earth were white, and the snowflakes in the sky were quickly driven by the wind across the sky, and the vision was greatly restricted.
Lao Zhang frowned, this situation is really not right? The old Taoist priest in the pit next door shouted loudly, but he didn't come out at this time, he just lifted his clothes and glanced at it, and saw Zhang Dadao throwing out a talisman on the side, but no one came out. The old Taoist priest was also puzzled, and after waiting for a while and not seeing the next move, the old Taoist priest spoke: "Xiao Zhang? What is the situation?"
Zhang Dadao touched his chin and said, "Something is wrong, I know what to do! But I have to have someone to cooperate! At least three people." You've got to help!"
The old Taoist priest was stunned for a moment, and said vigilantly: "You didn't trap me, did you?"