"Shh......h Don't speak. ”

Yan Ning glanced at Jiang Wu, Jiang Wu instantly understood, nodded, and Yan Ning let go of his hand.

Then Jiang Wu seemed to think of something, and his face suddenly became extremely bad: "This hand of yours, is it the hand that touched the bones of the dead just now?"

Yan Ning also reacted, smiled embarrassedly, and said in a low voice: "When is this happening, the eldest husband is not informal, this is the hand that wipes the buttocks, and you have to cover your mouth!"

When Jiang Wu heard this, he couldn't help retching, but when he saw his surroundings clearly, he forcibly endured it again.

It turned out that the outside of the manhole cover was the rest room of the base station guards, and at this time there were many bunks around them, and all the guards were asleep on them.

Yan Ning and Jiang Wu came to the base station to find a way to send a signal to Huang Dongdong, so naturally they didn't want to entangle with these guards more, so they didn't dare to alarm them, and after covering the manhole cover, they left the lounge lightly.

After pushing open the door, Yan Ning found that there was a patrolling guard not far ahead, and he hurriedly knocked Jiang Wu back: "Wait, there is someone outside!"

"What can I do," Jiang Wu glanced back at the sleeping guard behind him, "The belly and back are under attack!"

Yan Ning didn't answer, but opened a crack in the door and carefully observed the situation outside.

Burst......

Yan Ning was startled and hurriedly turned around: "What did you fart?"

"Ahem...... Jiang Wu said embarrassedly, "In the morning, Sisi opened a small stove for me, fennel fried soybeans......"

"I'll wipe it!" Yan Ning suddenly felt a stench enter his nostrils, and he was so disgusted that he almost vomited: "What's not good to eat, why did you get such a dish?"

Jiang Wu spread his hands: "Sisi made me food for the first time, I can't refuse, besides, it's really not easy to have these two kinds of things in this desert...... I guess you covered my mouth just now and held it back into your stomach in one breath, and the result was ......"

Burst......

While speaking, Jiang Wu let out another sullen fart.

"Poof...... Damn, I'm about to be poisoned by you!" Yan Ning scolded in a low voice: "You can't bear it?"

"This ...... I can't help it!"

"Then find something to plug it!"

Jiang Wu wanted to cry without tears.

"Ahem......"

At this time, the guards resting in the lounge also seemed to smell the stench, and they were still asleep frowning in pain, and their bodies kept struggling on the bed.

When Yan Ning saw this scene, he couldn't help but say, "Your poison is too terrible, don't wake up all the guards!"

Jiang Wu's face was as red as a monkey's buttocks, he didn't dare to speak at all, for fear that his head would leak as soon as he spoke, so he simply closed his mouth and clamped the chrysanthemum.

Yan Ning secretly said that it was not a way to go on like this, so he quickly held his breath and continued to observe the situation outside the door.

After a while, he saw the guards outside the door leaving, so he beckoned, and said without looking back: "Okay, the guards outside are gone, let's go out quickly." ”

But he waited for a long time, and he didn't see Jiang Wu responding, he suddenly secretly said that it was not good, turned his head stiffly, and found that the guards behind him didn't know when they had woken up, and they were holding weapons at this time, aiming at Yan Ning and Jiang Wu, Jiang Wu raised his hands and looked at Yan Ning with a depressed face: "What's that...... I wanted to call you, but I was afraid that if I opened my mouth, they would shoot. ”

One of the guards opened the window and took two deep breaths outside, then came back to his senses and said, "Damn, which of you two put the poison! What kind of poison is it at this time, why is it so powerful? I feel like I'm about to suffocate!"

Yan Ning was speechless, not knowing how these guards would feel if they knew that what they smelled in their lungs was Jiang Wu's fart.

"Chief, how do I feel like these two men are familiar?" said one of the guards.

The guard who seemed to be the leader listened, looked at Yan Ning and Jiang Wu carefully, and after such a reminder from his subordinates, he also felt that he had seen the two of them somewhere, but he couldn't remember.

Jiang Wu frowned, and kept glancing at Yan Ning, asking him to quickly come up with an idea, Yan Ning was also panicked, and in a hurry, he shouted loudly: "Shit egg, are you a little treasured! Turtle son doesn't even know me?"

As soon as these words came out, the entire lounge was stunned.

Jiang Wu felt that the sky was about to fall, who knew that Yan Ning would suddenly burst out with such a sentence: "It's over, it's over, I have to explain here this time, Brother Yan Ning is not afraid of bullets, I'm terrible!"

The guards in the lounge were silent for a while, and then they all put down their guns, and the leading guard patted his head, stepped forward and shook Yan Ning's hand cordially, and said, "It turned out to be a fellow countryman!

Jiang Wu opened his mouth wide and looked at the scene in front of him speechlessly.

"I'm your third brother, are you living comfortably here?"

When the guard leader heard this, he quickly shook his head: "Don't dare to forget, I don't dare to forget, I remember everything......!" Third brother, what are you doing here?!"

"It's Te Niang who asked me to come and bring you fruit to eat!" Yan Ning said casually.

Yan Ning was also speechless in his heart, he just said this casually in a hurry, but he didn't expect these guards to really believe his words, it seems that they are not fake treasures, but real treasures. (Baoqi: Silly.) Dialects of the Sichuan region. ）

What Yan Ning didn't expect was that the guards in the entire lounge were all people from the same place, and it seemed that the Immortal Sect could accept people and still be able to join a group......

"Fruit? I haven't eaten fruit in years, where is it?" the head of the guard suddenly became excited.

Yan Ning hurriedly took out a small bag of apples from the Sumeru Ring and lifted it out from behind him: "Here!"

These guards don't know how long they have been in the ancient city of Huangsha, and now when they see the fruits, they drool greedily, and Yan Ning took out no more apples, just one for each person, and they all quickly divided them.

After the guards finished eating the apples, they kept smacking their mouths one by one, and their clothes were still unfinished.

The head of the guard said, "Third brother, thank you very much! You can send us bags of fruit ...... such a long way."

"You're welcome, you're welcome, what's that...... We still have something to do at this time, so let's not bother, let's go first!" Yan Ning said with a forced smile.

"Okay, okay, third brother, you go slowly, remember to bring a message to my mother, let her old man pay more attention to her body, I will go back to see her in two years!"

The head of the guard looked reluctant, and specially opened the door for Yan Ning and Jiang Wu to see them leave.

After the two left, all the guards couldn't help but feel weak, and the head of the guard sat directly on the ground, and one of the guards asked tremblingly, "Boss, let's just let them go?" (To be continued. )

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