Chapter 6: Daddy is stupid
Before having god-level hearing, Huang Guolun knew that Huang Tao's natural sense of musicality was very good, and he usually taught Huang Tao to sing, as long as this kid liked it, he could learn it very well if you taught it two or three times. This kind of music learning ability is very powerful for a three- or four-year-old child.
Now that he has god-level hearing, and listening to Huang Tao singing, Huang Guolun found that this kid's sense of rhythm and music interpretation ability are extremely good, and he can sing his own style when he sings, which has to be said to be a talent.
In time, this kid might become a singing superstar!
Of course, it all depends on his own hobbies.
If Huang Tao really likes music in the future, Huang Guolun will definitely become the most solid backing behind him and the strongest driving force to help him take off.
The Gu Mu Dudu raised by his family will be seven years old next month, which is equivalent to a person's forty years old.
Dudu has long passed the lively age of yellow peach.
was fiddled with yellow peach with fat paws, and Dudu was very helpless.
Seeing that Huang Guolun was back, Dudu was like seeing a rescuer, and the eyes under the curtain that understood human nature were about to shine, and he took an opportunity to get rid of Huang Tao's control, and ran towards Huang Guolun excitedly.
"Don't run! Come back and keep doing weight loss exercises!"
This nimble little fat man grabbed Dudu's tail with lightning speed, dragged Dudu back, and continued to be ravaged by him.
"One, two, three, four, woohoo
Two, two, three, four, Wangwang
Three-two-three-four, Wangwang
Four-two-three-four, ......
Huang Tao continued to sing "Dog Weight Loss Exercise", looking at Huang Guolun pitifully, and also asking Huang Guolun for help.
"Dudu, don't look at me, continue to fuck with your brother, he needs to lose weight more than you. ”
Huang Guolun picked up his briefcase, made a joke, went to the bathroom to wash his hands, went to the kitchen to shake his mother who was busy working inside, and when he returned to the living room, he saw that Huang Tao was already sweating profusely.
"Aren't you tired, take a break. How did you behave in kindergarten today, didn't you get naughty?"
"I wasn't naughty, just because I wasn't naughty, Mr. Li rewarded me with a little red flower!"
Huang Tao was selling well, and finally stopped tossing and doodling, ran to Huang Guolun's side with infinite vitality, jumped and sat on the sofa, and asked Huang Guolun mysteriously: "Dad, do you know who loves to eat snacks the most in history?"
As he asked, he stuffed strawberry-flavored milk-melted beans into his mouth, one of the fat man's favorite snacks.
"You're clever and snaking with me, aren't you? ”
"No, I'm serious about you, there's a historical figure who loves to snack a lot. ”
Huang Guolun thought for a while and asked, "Who?"
"Yuan Shikai!"
"Yuan Shikai, why?"
"Because he's the president of the snacks!"
Huang Guolun was stunned: "People are temporary presidents, not snack presidents!"
"He's a snacking guy anyway, hehe. ”
Stuffing a few more milk-melted beans into his mouth, Huang Tao stretched out his little fat hand, brought a topic book on the coffee table to Huang Guolun, pointed to a question on it and said, "Dad, Mr. Li gave me a question today, can you see if you can do it?"
Huang Guolun took the topic book curiously, and saw that there was a fill-in-the-blank question on it-
()()()2 4 6 7 8。
Huang Guolun picked up a pen and paper and counted for a long time, but he couldn't fill in the appropriate numbers.
I couldn't help complaining: "You started to learn Olympiad math in kindergarten, why did you give you such a difficult question!"
"I think it's very simple, it's your stupid dad. ”
Huang Tao crushed the superiority with a strong IQ, and turned to the back page of the topic book for Huang Guolun, with the answer written on it-
(under the bridge in front of the door) (swim past a flock of ducks) (come and count them) 2 4 6 7 8
"I'm ¥#@......@%......@!"
Huang Guolun was completely speechless, and he didn't want to talk to Huang Tao for ten minutes.
"Don't patronize and play with little Peach, come to the kitchen and help me. You've got to eat early tonight, and you've got something to do when you're done. ”
Huang Guolun had a bad premonition, so Huang Tao continued to toss and dood, walked straight to the kitchen, and asked his mother: "What are you arranging for me again?
"You guessed it right, this kind of thing is not too late, I have talked to your Aunt Li, and I will arrange for you to meet with other girls tonight. ”
For Mrs. Zhou, the top priority at the moment is to solve the remarriage problem that Huang Guolun has been procrastinating.
For blind dates, Huang Guolun is not resistant.
For a person like him, the blind date arranged by the family is more reliable than when he goes out to meet his other half.
His brother is a lesson from the past when he met people.
Falling in love at first sight without both parties knowing the bottom line certainly has a fatal mysterious attraction, but in the end, when it comes to marriage, there are often many problems.
Huang Guolun is not alone now, and he still has a little yellow peach, he must be more cautious when choosing his other half, and he must know the other party before he is willing to talk about marriage.
The blind date introduced to him by the family, not to mention anything else, at least in terms of family background, it can't be faked, and it can save a lot of trouble.
It's just that his mother always sets a blind date time for him without asking for his opinion, which makes Huang Guolun very helpless.
"Why didn't you tell me in advance, it was late at night before you told me that you were going on a blind date, what if I had something?" Huang Guolun cut the vegetables and complained about his mother who caught him off guard.
"What can you do, I'll take care of Peaches today, you go out on a blind date in a down-to-earth manner, and you can come back when you want. I can tell you, the girl Zhao introduced to you by Aunt Li this time is quite reliable, and all the conditions are good. Didn't I show you a picture of her before, and you're quite satisfied. Don't drag it out, see you tonight, and deal with it as soon as it's appropriate. Peaches is growing up day by day, and he now needs a new mother to fill the gap in his heart, otherwise the psychological damage caused to him by the single-parent family will be a lifetime, and you will regret it too late in the future. ”
"Okay, okay, I know, don't give me a lesson, I can't go out to look at each other. What time are you and the other side scheduled to see you in the evening?
"That girl opened a small café in Houhai, you can go to someone's store to meet people, Aunt Li helped you make an appointment at eight o'clock tonight, and I have sent the address to your WeChat. Later, after you finish eating, take care of yourself, don't just go. You have to take every blind date you go on seriously and don't fool me. ”
"I'm not a kid anymore, what a fool of me. Come on, I'm going to take a shower now, and I'll go over when I'm done eating. ”
Knowing that staying in the kitchen would be kept being nagged by his mother, Huang Guolun slipped a cigarette under his feet and ran away.
went to the bathroom for a simple shower, dried his hair, changed into a set of civilian clothes worn at home, and returned to the living room, Huang Guolun picked up his mobile phone to confirm the address of the meeting.
Looking at the marks on the map, the location of this small café opened by the woman is not in the most lively bar area in Houhai, but in Xiaoxiangfeng Hutong, a rather secluded area.
This position gave Huang Guolun a kind of heart-wrenching touch.
His little dream is also to open a tavern on the edge of a secluded alley like Houhai, but he didn't expect that this female owner named Zhao Yan fits his ambitions very well.
They should all be the kind of people who like to be quiet in the middle of nowhere.
Huang Guolun pulled up the photo of Zhao Yan sent to him by his mother on his mobile phone and looked at it a few times.
Aunt Li, who likes to be a matchmaker, introduced Zhao Yan to Huang Guolun last weekend.
But at that time, Huang Guolun was in the early stage of transformation, and he couldn't listen to people normally, especially Aunt Li, the type who couldn't stop talking like a machine gun, and her voice fell on Huang Guolun's ears, which was completely bombing.
Last weekend, he just hastily coped with the bombardment of Aunt Li and his mother, and didn't take it to heart at all. The two of them told him about Zhao Yan, just like the wind in his ears, he didn't remember it at all.
He only remembered that this girl was from Qingdao, she should be twenty-seven this year, single, unmarried, and graduated with a master's degree.
Her father was a small official with real power in their local area, and Huang Guolun didn't remember what he did, and he never liked to remember this kind of thing.
As for how Zhao Yan is, what kind of personality he is, and what his preferences are, Aunt Li also talked about it, but Huang Guolun didn't listen to it.
He didn't even look closely at Zhao Yan's photos last weekend.
At this time, he found the photo and took a closer look, and he found that the girl was quite attractive.
In the photo, Zhao Yan is wearing a white straw hat made of rattan, wearing an orange and yellow long skirt, and is posing in the flowers, which should be a tourist photo carefully selected by the elders.
Compared with the yellow chrysanthemums all over the city, Zhao Yan's people are not so amazing.
She is not the kind of girl who is particularly young and beautiful, and her figure is not very good, and her dressing style is relatively pure and conservative.
She has a round face, clear eyes, and a smile on her face that smells of quiet sunshine, which makes people feel comfortable to look at.
She has two sweet dimples embedded in her mouth, which is especially attractive.
Compared with those young and beautiful absolute beauties who are stunning at a glance, Huang Guolun now prefers his other half to be a pure, gentle and good-looking woman like Zhao Yan.
He thought about it, the girl introduced by Aunt Li this time was quite reliable, and he was interested in learning more about this female pavilion owner who was more attentive to him.
At this moment, Huang Tao, who had tossed enough, jumped on the sofa and leaned over his little head to look at Zhao Yan's photo.
"Who is this aunt?"
"Auntie?"
Huang Guolun was speechless, thinking to himself that although Zhao Yan is not as young and beautiful as Teacher Li in kindergarten, he is not old enough to let Huang Tao call him aunt!
"This aunt looks a little similar to Sister Zhao Jing!" Huang Tao said suddenly.
"Which Sister Zhao Jing?"
"It's the Sister Zhao Jing I met in Zhongshan Park before!" Huang Tao complained to Huang Guolun: "Why did you forget it so quickly." ”
was told by Huang Tao, Huang Guolun remembered the girl in white who was embarrassed before.
Although they both have the surname Zhao, Zhao Jing and Zhao Yan are completely two types of women with two looks.
Zhao Jing has a melon seed face, and Zhao Yan has a round face, he really can't see where the two look alike, so he asked Huang Tao: "Where do they look?"
Huang Tao secretly stuffed a few milk-melted beans into his mouth, pointed to Zhao Yan's dimples in the photo and said, "Both of them have small dimples." ”
"If you have dimples in the same place, do you look like them?"
"Of course! I like girls with dimples. Li Yaxin in our class has small dimples, and she looks good when she laughs, and I always drool when I look at her laughing. ”
“……”
Huang Guolun was speechless and stopped chatting with Huang Tao.
At a quarter past seven tonight, Huang Guolun went out to make an appointment.
Usually there is a big traffic jam in the city on Friday night.
But the traffic in the city was surprisingly smooth that night.
Huang Guolun quickly drove the car to the vicinity of Houhai.
It was still early, and he parked his car in a parking lot on Di'anmen Street.
After that, I got off the bus and walked, blowing the early autumn evening breeze that was not too cool, and went to the crowded lotus market for a walk.
During the walk, he deliberately practiced his divine hearing, and selected a special dialogue or song from the many noises to listen carefully, it felt like he was separated from the whole world, and only chose the voice he wanted to listen to, this kind of quiet experience was unexpectedly interesting.
It was important to get down to business, Huang Guolun didn't stay in the bar street for long, and continued to wander towards the target.
When he walked across the Silver Ingot Bridge, he resounded in his mind the masterpiece "Bell and Drum Tower" sung by He Yong in another world, and secretly sighed that this song is really well written!
After that, we traveled west along Houhai.
I walked until there was no bar nearby, and finally came to the café opened by Zhao Yan.
This is a very small restaurant, the name is Western, called SalomeCAFE, which is a rare quiet bar in Houhai.
From a distance, this café hides a British idyllic atmosphere in the red bricks and green tiles, and the lights are dim and warm, which should be very atmospheric.
Before entering the door, Huang Guolun hesitated whether to call Zhao Yan first.
He took out his phone and put it back in.
Since this is a café opened by Zhao Yan, they have made an appointment again, Zhao Yan should be inside, so he will go straight in.
With anticipation, Huang Guolun opened the glass and wooden door of the café.
"Jingle bells. ”
The wind chimes on the door made a crisp sound.
The stereo in the store is playing Wang Ruolin's English song.
Compared with the inconspicuous decoration outside, the decoration in the museum has a European aristocratic style, luxurious and low-key, full of literary atmosphere, and the walls are full of photos of "Pride and Prejudice", as well as "Cleopatra" and "Princess Sissi". Hundreds of books and magazines are housed on delicate wooden shelves.
It can be seen from this that Zhao Yan must be a literary young woman who likes to read and watch movies very much.
At this point, it should be considered a meal.
The sign outside this café says that there is a set menu for sale, and it is supposed to serve meals.
But when Huang Guolun entered the door, he found that all the seats in the store were empty, there were no customers, no diners, no coffee, not even waiters, and it was extremely deserted.
Could it be that Zhao Yan cleared the café for a blind date?
It doesn't need to be so grand!
Huang Guolun was looking into the room to find someone.
At this time, a familiar beautiful female face appeared in front of Huang Guolun's eyes.
It's not Zhao Yan, it's the sister Zhao Jing that Huang Tao has been thinking about!