Chapter 152: The Terrible Southern Cat King
Tang An went to cook, looked at the window of the next building, it was still closed, there is no doubt that Lin Yuling has not come back yet, it is estimated that there are still many activities today, and it is probably late to come back, don't they all say that superstars leave early and return late?
Busy in the kitchen, Tang An made a tomato fat beef ramen and a chicken thigh ramen, and then went upstairs to call Nanmao to eat.
Tang An found that Nan Mao had made progress, according to her memory, the task she was doing now was to kill a dozen or so mobs, and looked at the task prompt on her game interface, it was obviously done, but why did she keep killing here?
"Your quest has been completed, follow the prompts, just go find an NPC and hand in the quest. Tang An reminded her that Tang Wuwang had just hacked a group of monsters to death and was going to cut another group with full energy.
"No, I'm going to kill them all. Nan Mao said very fiercely, "All the enemies in front of me are dead!"
"Then you won't be able to kill it until tomorrow. Tang An said helplessly, if these NPCs can be killed by you, then what are others going to kill when they do tasks to do this? After these monsters are killed, they will be refreshed, and they will be refreshed after ten seconds of killing, didn't you find out, King?
"What is that? A brutal war often lasts for days and nights, or even months and years!" Nan Mao looked at Tang An expressionlessly, "I want to kill 10,000 first!"
"Sharpen your knife and don't mistake the woodcutter, let's eat ramen first, and after eating ramen, you will have the strength to continue fighting. Tang An had no choice but to persuade him. Kneel and beg for a hundred black * rock * cabinets
Nanmao touched his little belly, looked up and thought for three seconds, and then made sure that what Tang An said made sense, so he came upstairs to eat ramen with Tang An.
The soup of the ramen noodles is a mixture of bone broth and chicken broth boiled yesterday, and the soup is rich and sweet, coupled with the tendonous noodles, and the golden jade eggs flashing, so that the southern cat does not know whether to eat tomato fat beef or chicken thighs for a while.
I looked at the left, looked at the right, the soup of the tomato fat beef is a little bright red, it's very good-looking, the big chicken thigh meat of the chicken thigh seems to be delicious, the southern cat frowned and picked up the bowl on the left, put it, and picked up the right one, put it.
"You eat tomato fat cow, and I will give you this piece of chicken thigh. Tang An distributed it like this.
Nan Mao looked at Tang An, looked at Tang An vigilantly and said, "Do you have any conspiracy?"
"Forget it. Tang An said.
Nanmao hurriedly snatched the tomato fat beef ramen, and then sandwiched the chicken thigh meat into his bowl, and looked at Tang An vigilantly: "Don't regret it, even if you regret it, I won't give it back to you!"
Tang An didn't bother to pay attention to her, and ate his own ramen by himself, and the lunch buffet was very good, at least meat was not rare today.
Nan Mao also began to eat noodles, Tang An secretly glanced at her, only to see that she was staring at her own bowl with her eyes shining, raising her chopsticks to clip the thin beef, and then the chicken thigh, and then laughed.
As if sensing Tang An's gaze, Nan Mao raised his head suddenly, Tang An quickly withdrew his gaze, just pretending to look at the plate on the side of the table casually, and put the plate at the bottom of his bowl.
It didn't seem to be peeking at herself, Nanmao looked at her ramen again and ate it one by one, waiting for the eggs first, then the beef, and then the chicken thighs...... No, eggs first, then chicken thighs, and beef at the end.
"My lord, I have encountered a matter and would like to consult with you. Tang An felt that it was difficult to teach Ma Shilong a lesson using conventional methods that did not break the law, so he planned to find some supernatural means, but if he used supernatural methods, there seemed to be no other way than to turn into a dog and bite people...... Tang An didn't want to bite Ma Shilong, he was not a beauty, he had no body fragrance, and he was disgusting to bite.
"Nothing to be courteous, either a traitor or a thief. Nan Mao showed such an expression, this is Tang An's conspiracy to eat more chicken thighs for himself, so Nan Mao stretched out his chopsticks expressionlessly, took the egg in Tang An's bowl, put it in his own bowl, and put his bowl close to his arms with peace of mind, and then said: "You say, I know everything." ”
Tang An had no choice but to get a bowl of fermented bean curd to eat for himself, and then began to talk about Ma Shilong.
Nan Mao stared curiously at Tang An's bean curd, watching him dip his chopsticks in a little bit of it.
So Nan Mao also tried to stretch out his chopsticks, dipped them a little, and then felt that he should eat a little more than Tang An, so he used two chopsticks to clip a little more.
I looked at it and smelled it, and then Nan Mao stuck out his tongue and licked the chopsticks, and immediately frowned, what an unpalatable thing!
Seeing Nanmao's expression, Tang An couldn't help but smile, there was finally something she didn't like to eat, in order not to anger the Nanmao King, Tang An lowered his head, and after laughing, he raised his head and asked, "Wang, how do you say I should teach Ma Shilong a lesson!"
"I want milk!" shouted Nancat.
Tang An took a bottle of milk and gave it to Nanmao, who drank it in one go, then pointed at Tang An and said, "Did you mean it just now!"
"What deliberate?" Tang An was puzzled.
Nan Mao was angry, Tang An must have deliberately framed himself to let himself taste this kind of food that would be poisoned...... No, this is not food at all, this is a kind of thing that Tang An will not be poisoned if he eats it, but the king of Nan Cat will be poisoned if he eats it.
"Okay, okay, count me wrong, next time there is something you haven't eaten, I'll remind you of the taste. Tang An nodded in understanding, after all, those children almost didn't like to eat fermented bean curd.
Nan Mao nodded reluctantly, for the sake of beef, chicken and eggs in his bowl, he didn't care about Tang An for the time being.
"For people like Ma Shilong, the body is full of hormone secretion, and it can't be vented through normal channels for a long time, which squeezes a kind of violent restlessness. Nan Mao began to analyze calmly, "You should make this restlessness of his more crazy, but completely block his channel for venting." ”
"You mean castrated him?" Tang An thought about it, although he really wanted to castrate Ma Shilong, but if he really did this, it seemed a bit too much, Tang An was a little undecided, and this answer was not Tang An's original intention to find Nanmao.
"Nope. Nan Mao said disdainfully, "After castration, the male will gradually lose the ** of male and female copulation due to the lack of secreted hormones, then this violent and crazy restlessness will disappear...... You cut off the external organs of his reproductive system, leaving the part that can secrete hormones, so that he will continue to accumulate **, but he will never be able to vent, and eventually become a pervert who only knows how to try to vent his perverted ** in a perverted way. ”
The noodles on Tang An's chopsticks have fallen, and the king of the southern cat is too terrible!
"I can't do that. Tang An thought about it, although the method of the Southern Cat King is very relieving, but it is not Tang An's original intention to make Ma Shilong a super pervert, in that case, when Ma Shilong vents his perverted ** in the future, he may choose to hurt others, causing an innocent girl or even a boy to suffer a life-destroying blow and leave a shadow for a lifetime.
If he could, Tang An should get rid of this kind of social scum, instead of creating a super-scum that is even more harmful.
"Oh. Nan Mao opened his mouth and continued to eat noodles, he hated others asking him questions, and after asking questions, he didn't do what he said, wasn't that a waste of his time?
"Is there a way to make Ma Shilong not recognize me, but let me beat him as hard as I want? I feel that the camouflage is unreliable, and I am still seducing Ma Shilong, and I don't know where to find a photo to deal with him and let him take the bait. Although Tang An carried the burden himself, he felt that it was still a little difficult, and he didn't want to send Sang Mengmeng's photos to Ma Shilong.
Nan Mao stepped on the stairs and went upstairs with a big noodle bowl, ignoring this kind of person who asked her but did not agree with her.
After Tang An finished eating the noodles, he went upstairs directly, and saw that Nan Mao was still slowly eating her noodles, while calmly observing the number, distribution, and movement routes of the "enemies" displayed on the screen, as if preparing a more rapid slaughter plan.
"Wang, is there a kind of spiritual art that can be released to Ma Shilong through QQ chat and the Internet as a communication medium?" Tang An asked as he sat next to Nanmao.
Nan Mao has already understood this matter and has an idea in his heart, but he will not tell Tang An easily.
"Help me once, I'll treat you to Haagen-Dazs. "Tang An is bloody!
Nan Mao turned her head expressionlessly, Tang An watched the corners of her mouth tremble slightly, and then Nan Mao's eyelashes moved, wrinkled her nose, and finally showed a smile.
"I'm going to eat yogurt ice cream hot pot!" Nan Cat stood up and stood on the stool and shouted his request.
Tang An could only nod.
After saying that, Nan Mao finished eating the beef first, then left the computer, ran to the center of the room and turned in a circle, looked around, lifted his skirt and shook it, and a mess of things fell out.
It's all bottles, jars, strange boxes, and some things that Tang An doesn't know what they are for.
"Wait until we go to the supermarket!" said Nancat.
"Tell me what to do first. Tang An said.
"I'm going to have to buy something before I can make something that solves your problem!"
How could there be a feeling of not being so at ease surrounding him? Tang An vaguely felt that maybe he shouldn't have consulted the Southern Cat King about this matter.
However, Tang An felt even more that if he always asked Nanmao, but didn't do what she said, maybe he would die even worse, so Tang An still decided to follow Nanmao King to see what she would create to solve Tang An's problem.