Chapter 201: Hunting Wild Boars
"With... Follow me!" Lao Huang's voice trembled, pointed to the tip of his nose, and begged for mercy: "Advisor, my feet trembled when I heard the name of the wild boar, and I guess I will be scared to my legs when I see it, how can I catch it?"
"Lao Huang, if I weren't a disabled person, I would be the first to sign up to catch wild boars!"
"You're really lucky to be home, I'd rather have a dislocated leg than me!" Lao Huang said with a sad face: "Consultant, I'm really incapable!"
"Qingqing has, Qingqing has!" Qingqing shouted loudly: "Dad, Dad, Qingqing wants to go with you to catch wild boars!"
"Okay, I'll go!" said Lao Huang dejectedly.
"Well, Lao Huang, you're quite a person!" Xiao Zhong smiled.
"Count yourself as a man!" Nie Zheng added.
"I'll wait until I'm still alive later. Lao Huang shook his head and said, "Advisor, are we going to set a trap?"
"It's too troublesome, and I set a trap to wait for the wild boar, I don't know how much time it takes, I like to take the initiative!" Nie Zheng shook his knife, "I'm going to slaughter the wild boar with one knife!"
When Lao Huang heard this, he felt dizzy on his head and almost fell, "One... In other words, we're going to face the boar directly?"
"It's not us, it's me!" Nie Zheng corrected, "Lao Huang, you are responsible for scaring the wild boar in the back, don't let it escape, I'll attack it from the front and kill it with one sword!"
"Positive ....." Lao Huang was stunned for a long time before he said: "Consultant, do you know what a wild boar is?"
"Qingqing knows! It's a pig! A pig that cooed!" Qingqing shrugged her nose and put her two little fingers on the tip of her nose, "That's it!"
"Qingqing is like a pig!" Nie Zheng said with a smile.
Lao Huang sighed, "It turns out that the consultant, like his daughter, thinks that the wild boar is the guy in the cartoon." ”
"Lao Huang, this is for you!"
Nie Zheng used a bamboo about two meters long, tied his pocket knife to it, and handed it to Lao Huang.
"This is a spear, you hold it and use it to scare the boar, just drive it forward!"
"Advisor, you gave me the knife, what did you use to kill the wild boar yourself!"
Nie Zheng didn't answer, he bent down, picked up a black stone, and smashed it with another stone, and after a few hits, the black stone had a sharp edge.
"That's it, it's obsidian! Don't underestimate it, it's powerful, as sharp as a razor!"
Nie Zheng cut a groove at the top of a bamboo, sandwiched the obsidian in the middle, and tied it with shoelaces.
"Let's go!"
He slung a bundle of sliced bamboo over his shoulders and strode towards the pine forest.
"Thick hair!"
Qingqing grabbed a small bamboo in her hand and followed behind her.
"Uh---" Lao Huang looked confused, "Qingqing has no personality at all except for looking like her mother, her mother is obviously a very rational person, how can she be stupid like her father!"
Xiao Zhong also followed behind him with a cane, Lao Huang sighed, don't say that he is a main force in catching wild boars, even if he is a photographer, he must follow.
Nie Zheng walked straight to the pine forest where he heard the sound of wild boars last night, walked for a while, and stopped, "Well, last night's wild boars were active around here, let's see if there are any mud pits?"
Lao Huang followed closely behind Nie Zheng, his eyes constantly drifting around, as if there were wild boars around him that would jump out at any time.
"Advisor, there's a mud pit there!"
Nie Zheng followed the direction indicated by Xiao Zhong, and sure enough, he saw a small mud pit, he walked over quickly, there was a shallow layer of mud in the mud pit, and he could smell a strong pig smell in his nose.
"This is it, wild boars like to roll in mud puddles!" Nie Zheng squatted down and picked a few times in the mud pit with bamboo, "Look!"
"Sweet potato! big sweet potato!" Qingqing happily grabbed two red sweet potatoes from the mud pit, "Let's bake sweet potatoes!"
"This is wild boar food!"
"Advisor, are you going to ambush the wild boar here?" Xiao Zhong looked a little nervous, but his eyes shone with joy.
Lao Huang hung the camera on his shoulders and held the spear tightly in both hands.
"No, it can't be here, the wild boar's nose is very sensitive, it can feel the breath of people, so it can't come, we have to find another mud pit. ”
"Thick hair!"
Qingqing is like a little detective, with little eyes looking around.
"There's one there, Qingqing, don't go over!" Nie Zheng grabbed Qingqing, "Let's set up a fence first, don't let it run away!"
"Okay, surround it, don't let it run!"
The bamboo brought by Nie Zheng was arranged along the growth of the pine trees.
Soon, a funnel was formed, and the source of the funnel was naturally that mud pit.
"Lao Huang, when you see the wild boar, you will guard it here, if the wild boar turns back, you will scare it with a spear and let it go all the way to the exit of the funnel!"
"Yes, but what should I do if it attacks me?"
"I've only heard of people eating pigs, but I've never heard of pigs eating people, if you give it to a wild boar, it's big news!" Nie Zheng looked at the trembling old Huang and teased, "It's okay, it doesn't attack you, if it really attacks, you first dodge, if you can't dodge, just stab it in the eye with a spear!"
"When you enter the mountain, don't you say that you pierce the heart?"
"It's best if you can stab the heart accurately!"
Nie Zheng waved his hand to signal Xiao Zhong to leave the pine forest first, but Qingqing was like a koala, lying tightly on her father's back, she was worried that her father would not let her participate.
Nie Zheng smiled slightly, then patted Lao Huang's shoulder and pointed towards a bush, "Go over and scare it!"
Lao Huang took a look, and saw a black wild boar eating something with his head bowed there, and the wild boar was estimated to be more than 100 catties.
He was about to retreat, but when he turned around, Nie Zheng had already disappeared, and he had already hid in the tree above the mud pit.
Lao Huang had no choice but to bite the bullet, slowly go around behind the wild boar, and stab the ground with a spear.
Duh!
There was a noise on the ground, the wild boar raised its head, looking at its long fangs, Lao Huang felt that his legs were no longer strong, and his heart was still beating, he no longer knew.
"Dead, I'm going to die!"
The wild boar looked at Lao Huang, barked a few times, and did not attack Lao Huang, but as Nie Zheng guessed, he walked into the bamboo funnel, Lao Huang's spirit was lifted, and he immediately stabbed the ground again, and the wild boar really walked a little faster and continued to move forward.
Nie Zheng hid in the tree, gently put Qingqing on the tree, let the little guy straddle it steadily, he put his mouth to Qingqing's ear, "Qingqing, you hold the tree tightly, don't move!"
The little guy didn't answer, but he hugged the tree tightly with both hands, and his two little feet were also clamped hard.
"Hey, it's really like Tang Ning said, Qingqing is like a little BB in a mother's belly, very good at protecting herself!"
Step by step, the wild boar approached, and finally came to the mud pit.
Nie Zheng's spear was aimed at the heart of the wild boar, and his feet kicked the branches, like a Dapeng bird, falling from the sky.