"What about the four of you crouching in the corner and muttering?"

Zhu Bajie also looked at the four of them with a strange expression.

Tang Sanzang and the others were also puzzled, the appearance of these four people was nothing good at first glance.

The four brothers smiled awkwardly and said:

"Uh..."

"It's okay, you're here to find the Great Sage, right?"

"Hmm... The Great Sage went in the direction of Tushi Palace. ”

"Hey, by the way, marshal, holy monk, what kind of new profession has the Great Sage recently created, the unsecured lending gold pill business, do you know?"

Oops!

Tang Sanzang and a few people almost fell into trouble, Sun Xiaokong's business is developing so fast?

The Four Heavenly Kings all helped with pyramid schemes?

I only heard Zhu Bajie reply lightly: "The Jindan loan has been received, and it will break through Da Luo Xian immediately." ”

"Well, not only Bajie, Nezha and Yang Jian also borrowed Jin Dan, and it is estimated that they will break through the Da Luo Jin Immortal in a few days. Tang Sanzang also replied lightly.

it?

The Four Heavenly Kings were also shocked, no wonder Yang Jian and Nezha didn't show up for a long time when they came back last time.

Maybe they're about to break through now, right?

No, I have to carefully sum up the totals.

After all, if they break through the Da Luo Jin Immortal, then the strength of the four brothers, plus the magic weapon in their hands, there are more places to go!

When the time comes, when the Three Realms don't react, you can be the first person to eat river crabs.

Sun Xiaokong: Why do I want to break the peace of Heaven for a long time and start the era of great adventures?

Zhu Bajie and the others looked at the Four Heavenly Kings muttering something in the corner again, and they didn't say anything.

Rush directly towards Tushi Palace.

At this time.

Tushi Palace.

Lao Jun sat on the futon, waiting for Sun Xiaokong and the red boy.

Entered the Tushi Palace.

Sun Xiaokong had a smile on his face, and leaned over to Lao Jun's side and smiled: "Hey... What about my brother meditating at home?"

Lao Jun opened his eyes, glanced at Sun Xiaokong lightly, and said: "You monkey head, you are not easy to learn from experience, and you think about some cheating, cheating, and stealing all day long. ”

"To practice stillness like water, the first thing is to be quiet. ”

"Huh??"

Sun Xiaokong listened to Lao Jun's words, his face was a little embarrassed.

Say that again!

If you don't cheat people, what do you eat?

If you don't cheat people, how can your children have money to eat milk powder in the future?

Don't cheat people, who will cheer themselves for Mercedes-Benz in the future?

"Well, Lao Jun is right, I remember. ”

"This time I don't cheat, I do good deeds. ”

"I'll help the red boy find his father. ”

Sun Xiaokong looked at Lao Jun and replied seriously.

"Hehe, help him find his father?"

"Aren't you his father?" replied with a smile.

"Me??"

Sun Xiaokong is also drunk, what he said...

Seeing that Sun Xiaokong was speechless, Lao Jun said with a serious face: "You monkey head, do you think you can deceive me by doing the secret thing?"

"When you were a Bi Ma Wen, you slept in the horse breeding room during the day and slept in the Tushi Palace at night. ”

"In the end, if it weren't for the iron fan, crying and kneeling and begging me to forgive you, I would have invaded the pig cage with your monkey head a long time ago. ”

"You... You ungrateful Sun Xiaokong!"

the groove

？？？

Sun Xiaokong was directly stupid, and his eyes were about to pop out when he looked at Lao Jun.

Is this Taishang Laojun?

This is Dao Ancestor?

Is this Lao Tzu?

OMG!

I'm sleeping with you in Tushi Palace, big brother?

"I rub?"

"Oh, I'll go!"

No, in fact, there are many people in the Tushi Palace.

Many of us came from the Lingxiao Treasure Hall to eat melons quietly.

And now sure enough...

Lao Jun's melon didn't eat, and he ate Sun Xiaokong's big mouthful of melon.

The red boy is also confused, Sun Xiaokong is his own father?

Oh, my God!

No wonder my mother likes Sun Xiaokong so much...

"Is that interesting?"

"Shake the pot and slap my face..."

Sun Xiaokong hadn't finished speaking, and was directly interrupted by Lao Jun: "Hmph!"

"Shut up!"

"You monkey head still want to quibble, give me a retreat, today I will teach this monkey a good lesson!"

After speaking, I saw Lao Jun wave his hand, and directly sent the red boy out of the Tushi Palace, even the golden and silver horns.

And the other groups of people who stole melons were also driven out by the mana used by Lao Jun.

Boom!

Then the gate of Tushi Palace was directly closed.

Seeing this, Sun Xiaokong was shocked and said:

"Damn, are you going to torture me to extract a confession, and then let me bear this pot?"

Lao Jun was happy for a while.

He said, "I have this plan." ”

"However, don't you feel that what I did just now has some déjà vu?"

Sun Xiaokong glanced at Lao Jun strangely, and replied lightly: "Well, it seems familiar... Very familiar. ”

"Shameless kung fu is as profound as me. ”

Drip!

"Succeeded by Lao Jun's anti-routine, obtained: Jindan 0!"

Sun Xiaokong is also drunk, and his mother sells batches, it's not easy!

In recent years, these bigwigs have actually begun to learn shamelessness with themselves.

The competition against routines is getting more and more intense!

Sun Xiaokong looked at Lao Jun and said a little strangely:

"I wondered, even if you bend to me, aren't you afraid that after I go out, I will maliciously touch the dark?"

"Hehe..."

Lao Jun smiled faintly, waved his hand at Sun Xiaokong and said, "Come here, sit down on this futon, I have something to tell you." ”

"Huh?"

Sun Xiaokong looked at Lao Jun a little weirdly, not knowing what Lao Jun was going to do.

When he came back to Heaven this time, Sun Xiaokong felt a little weird!

On the way, I met a stranger and threw myself a code that read "One Qi Turns Three Clears" and "Prove the Tao with Strength".

And now Lao Jun has directly tossed himself again, which is really a strange thing.

After hesitating, Sun Xiaokong stepped forward and sat down and said, "What, brother, our relationship is also an old friend and a good brother." ”

"You can say anything, but you can't be hard, you know?"

"Even if you have something that you need me to take the blame for, as long as you give an order, I will immediately carry it. ”

How to say it.

If you can do it casually, Lao Jun can't offend!

That's not a notch at all.

"How?"

"Scared?"

Lao Jun looked at Sun Xiaokong and said with a smile.

"Look at what you said, we are good brothers, how can I be afraid of you. Sun Xiaokong almost said.

At this time, Sun Xiaokong was really confused, what did this old gentleman want to play?

Lao Jun touched his beard, and his face began to be serious: "Don't talk when you sit on the futon, close your eyes." ”

"And again, let you speak to anyone about today's events. ”

Sun Xiaokong: ???

When Sun Xiaokong was confused, Lao Jun stretched out his hand and put it on the top of Sun Xiaokong's head.

Sun Xiaokong was shocked at first, and then directly shocked.

it!

Daigo empowerment!

Avatar???

One gasification and three clearances??

This Nima?

Not long after, Sun Xiaokong suddenly opened his eyes and looked at Lao Jun in a daze.

This old gentleman can't drink too much, right?

actually taught such awesome magical powers to himself?