Taking advantage of the dimming of the lights, Meng Fanzhu and Xu Qiang came to the stage together. The staff set up the tables, microphones, and props that had been prepared in advance.

The lights came on, and two handsome guys in red coats stood in the middle of the stage. This appearance immediately attracted boos.

"Is this talking about cross talk, or is it handsome?"

"These days, I want to be crazy to be in the limelight, this must be the child of the school leader!"

"Those who talk about cross talk, if they are not ugly enough, they can say what good cross talk is, it's pure nonsense!"

Meng Fanzhu's reaction to the audience was clear, the judges were like this during the preselection, he didn't pass it yet, you are talking about playing when you are Master Guo's cross talk.

It may be that the ancient hypnosis is too powerful, Xu Qiang has entered a state of self-satisfaction, and the reaction of the audience is completely out of consideration for him, hearing the boos, he also shook his head from side to side a few times, and he owes the appearance of a child.

Meng Fanzhu rolled up his sleeves: "Today is a good day." ”

Xu Qiang: "Yes. ”

Meng Fanzhu: "Welcome party." ”

Xu Qiang: "Yes." ”

Meng Fanzhu: "Our students from all over the world gathered together to toast to the new university life that is about to begin. ”

Xu Qiang: "Good words, but there is no cup." ”

Meng Fanzhu: "Come on, come on, you say a few words." ”

Xu Qiang: "I can also say that?"

Meng Fanzhu: "Welcome the new year, say two auspicious words." ”

The audience booed again, how about it? Let's just say that these two people can't do it. What kind of stuff is this talking about, it doesn't mean anything at all, and college students say that cross talk is basically waste. Which cross talk actor is not from a family, this is not something that can be learned in a day or two, bear with it!

Xu Qiang: "Okay, good. I wish ......"

Meng Fanzhu: "Wait." Which hospital?"

Anya, who reacted quickly, laughed out loud, she didn't know the content of the cross talk before, she was still worried just now, but she didn't expect a burden to be thrown out.

Xu Qiang: "What kind of hospital is it?"

Meng Fanzhu looked down on people: "Look at this person's lack of teasing." ”

Xu Qiang pretended to be aggrieved and said: "No, this is quite festive......"

Meng Fanzhu was disdainful: "One sentence will lose face." ”

Xu Qiang: "What's wrong with you?"

Meng Fanzhu turned his smile and said, "I'm kidding you!"

Xu Qiang was relieved: "It's a joke." ”

Meng Fanzhu: "That is, your IQ balance is obviously insufficient." ”

Xu Qiang: "Huh?"

There was hahaha laughter and scattered applause from the audience, and the audience began to recognize these two fledgling amateur cross talk actors.

Meng Fanzhu: "Hurry up and find a place to recharge." ”

Xu Qiang: "Where can I buy a card?"

Audience: "Hahaha......" These two boys are quite funny!

Meng Fanzhu: "At this time, I should wish everyone a happy college life. See, that's the way to say that. ”

Xu Qiang said loudly: "I wish you all happiness. ”

Meng Fanzhu looked lonely: "You are all happy, you are like this." ”

Xu Qiang: "What's the matter?"

Meng Fanzhu was very depressed: "I'm not happy." ”

Xu Qiang: "What's going on?"

Meng Fanzhu: "I just came to the capital after I reported for duty, and there is something I haven't been clear about in the past few days, and I have been holding it in my heart, which is very uncomfortable. ”

Xu Qiang was surprised: "What's the matter?"

Meng Fanzhu: "There is a main line in the capital called the Second Ring Road, go around the capital, have you walked through the Second Ring Road?"

Xu Qiang: "Hi~ walk through." ”

Meng Fanzhu: "A few of you have also walked by." ”

Many viewers nodded in response, not knowing what burden could be buried here.

Xu Qiang was categorical: "Definitely, the people of Beijing must have gone through the second ring." ”

Meng Fanzhu: "Then let me ask, is there any academic requirement for walking the second ring?"

The audience listened very freshly, and for the first time they heard that there were academic requirements for walking the second ring, and their attention was more concentrated.

Xu Qiang: "You think crookedly, taking the second ring has nothing to do with academic qualifications." ”

Meng Fanzhu: "You must graduate from a bachelor's degree, graduate school, and a doctorate before you can go?"

Xu Qiang: "It's okay, primary school students can still go." ”

Meng Fanzhu: "Including family environment, background, whether you have money, is there a requirement for this?"

Xu Qiang: "Don't think about it, it has nothing to do with anything." ”

Meng Fanzhu: "How much money do you have to lining?"

Xu Qiang is very sure: "It's not next to money, you can go to the second ring." ”

The audience is already laughing, why is this funny kid so shafted!

Meng Fanzhu had a very heartwarming expression: "Can I walk the second ring?"

Xu Qiang: "You can also take the second ring." ”

Meng Fanzhu: "You don't have to lie to me, good buddy, good classmate, don't comfort me, tell me the truth." ”

Xu Qiang: "I'm telling the truth, you can also take the second ring!"

Meng Fanzhu looked at the audience: "Everyone, you have all heard it, Xu Qiang, the son of Peking University in the new century, does not lie to others, he said that I can walk the second ring." ”

Someone from the audience shouted for something good: "We testify." "I heard you. ”

Xu Qiang chased: "I don't speak." ”

Meng Fanzhu nodded with a depressed face, and covered his chest with his hands: "But why don't they let me go to the second ring, as soon as I say this, I don't feel good in my heart, and I panic! Why can't I take the second ring." ”

Then he began to dodge left and right, "I can dodge the car myself, right! Hit me, I deserve it, isn't it! It's coming, I'll hide, you know." Here, over there, why can't I take the second ring road?"

The tea that Wen Lao had just drunk on the rostrum squirted out, but fortunately, there was no one in front. The audience also immediately understood, and the audience burst into laughter.

Xu Qiangmeng: "You wait, you can't go to the second ring!"

Meng Fanzhu said angrily: "You just said you could go!"

Xu Qiang was helpless, and waved his hands: "Who knew that you were walking on the second ring!"

Meng Fanzhu was even more angry: "I always said to go to the second ring!"

The audience in the audience couldn't laugh anymore, Zheng Hongyuan was almost out of breath, these two children are too funny, which cross talk master's apprentice is it, this is much more funny than the cross talk of the Spring Festival Gala.

Xu Qiang: "What kind of concept do you have?" ”

Meng Fanzhu: "It changes in less than a minute, this is all human." ”

Xu Qiang: "This is not a change of hexagram, taking the second ring road is not like this, you have to take a car." ”

Many viewers clutched their stomachs and laughed so much that their stomachs hurt.

Meng Fanzhu said impatiently: "Don't talk about this, I want to pursue my happiness." ”

Xu Qiang: "What is the happiness you dream of?"

Meng Fanzhu longed: "What you want is happy." ”

Xu Qiang: "That's good!"

Meng Fanzhu smiled evilly: "Speaking of which, I envy the people of the stick country. ”

Xu Qiang wondered: "Why is this?"

Meng Fanzhu was envious: "They just think what they have." Isn't there such a saying: The world is yours, the world is ours, and the world will be the people of the country sooner or later. ”

Xu Qiang was puzzled: "Who said this, this is." ”

Meng Fanzhu worshipped: "It is said that they recently got a manned rocket to go to the sun." ”

Xu Qiang wondered: "That's not burning!"

Meng Fanzhu affirmed: "They go at night." ”

Hahaha, it's too bad, it's not good offstage. Go to the sun at night, these two can think of it!

Xu Qiang suddenly said: "That's not delaying work." ”

Meng Fanzhu nodded: "Well, you can come back and go to work early after eating." ”

Xu Qiang gave a thumbs up: "It's very well arranged." ”

Meng Fanzhu is mysterious: "It is said that the great ones are all Koreans. ”

Xu Qiang asked curiously, "Who are they?"

Meng Fanzhu snapped his fingers: "If the Buddha is from the country of sticks, Jesus is from the country of sticks, Sage Kong is from the country of sticks, and Sun Wukong is from the country of sticks, of course this is definitely correct." ”

Xu Qiang was puzzled: "What?"

Meng Fanzhu took it for granted: "Sun Wukong uses a stick." ”

The audience burst into laughter and applause, and at this time, there were already some news on the Internet that Chinese people had invaded Chinese culture, and people who often went online knew about it, and they had also accumulated some anger, and they all felt enjoyable when Meng Fanzhu said this.

Meng Fanzhu broke the news again: "Many things were invented by the country of sticks. ”

Xu Qiang gossiped: "Tell me." ”

Meng Fanzhu counted: "Feng Shui was invented by the people of the stick country, the Dragon Boat Festival was invented by the people of the stick country, calligraphy was invented by the people of the stick country, soybean milk was invented by the people of the stick country, and the Chinese medicine stick country was invented." ”

Xu Qiang asked rhetorically: "This was all invented by the stick countrymen, so what did the Chinese invent?"

Meng Fanzhu said righteously: "The Chinese invented the stick countryman. ”

"Poof", "poof", "poof", all the leaders, guests, teachers and students in the audience sprayed......

(End of this chapter, read the next chapter)