Chapter 69: A Look at Meng Po's Means (Part 2)
All seven daughters now have horses. The lotus root is broken, and it is the relative of the behemoth. has offspring, but they are all at the level of a little prince and a little princess. Here's where the trouble comes.
Heavenly Court does not have banknotes, bank cards, spirit stones, immortal stones, merits, and elixir magic weapons are hard currency. There is still New Year's money in the mortal world, and the annual peach meeting and Spring Festival in the heavenly court are the times when the Jade Emperor is troubled. Not enough points!
Spirit stones and fairy stones are all non-renewable resources, merits, and now the belief in the mortal world is not as good as before, and there were temples in the past. Nowadays, there are very few worships, and the country is ruled by a kind of partisan rule called ism. Every year's merits are uniformly allocated by Hongjun, removing the three Qings, Nuwa, the three emperors and the five emperors to the Jade Emperor, it is really difficult to divide!
The elixir needs to be used for the medicinal materials of the elixir, not to mention that some are only produced in the underworld, the mortal world and even the demon world. Taishang Laojun has a number of elixirs every year, and I heard that there has been a big problem with the sales of the alchemy furnace recently, and I want to reduce production. What a headache.
The magic weapon needs a genius earth treasure, and there are so many in the garden of Pan Tao. Sometimes there is no way, and the peach that is not yet ripe is picked and served. Sendo. The daughter of the seven fairies wants to taste what the peach tastes like, and you give it, and the nephew of the agarwood will give it or not. If you don't give it, the one who fills the mouth will not listen to the tune. Let's make a big fuss in the sky again, what should I do if I don't send out a moth for you?
The Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother haven't eaten peaches for several years. The immortal family also has a scripture that is difficult to read. Under a subordinate like Li Jing, the three sons are all holding thick legs, and they have to be wooed. Otherwise, the burning of the lamp is a living example. Talents are rare, and the Buddha also lacks white-collar and blue-collar workers.
At this year's Pan Tao Meeting, the prefecture added Meng Po to fill the vacancy in the earth. I didn't expect it to bring a lot of surprises to Heavenly Court.
But Meng Po also knew that it was not easy to come here, and the gifts she brought could not be spread all over the place, and it was not enough to divide up. Not to mention the mission and tasks. Otherwise, if you lose the trust of the Great Thousand Scattered Immortals, there will be no next time.
It's also strange that Meng Po hasn't returned to Heavenly Court for too long, and when she left, Heavenly Court was still only in the initial stage. When he took out the gift, he invisibly offended the platinum star.
Tai Bai Xing was the henchman of the Jade Emperor, and the Monkey King made trouble in the Heavenly Palace back then. Tai Bai Xing came up with a recruitment strategy, which was very much in line with the Jade Emperor's wishes. Therefore, the Jade Emperor was very happy and immediately approved.
Whether it is the emperor of the world or the Jade Emperor, what he dislikes the most is to send troops to fight, singing and dancing to promote peace, and a harmonious and prosperous world is the dream and pursuit. Therefore, it is the best policy not to fight if you can.
Tai Bai Xing also saw through the Jade Emperor's thoughts, and became the Jade Emperor's most trusted immortal family in one fell swoop. The main and faction will always meet the needs of the supreme ruler, and the main battle faction needs to be suppressed.
Tai Bai Xing saw that Meng Po took out the Jinling osmanthus duck and didn't have his share, okay, I'll bear it. Jinhua ham, good, it's too big, my teeth are not good, I'll bear it again. Cigarettes, a whole small box still doesn't have my share, Meng Po, you deceive people too much, when I don't save zĂ i, I don't use stealth!
Toys, catch and release Cao, Rubik's Cube, and even Tetris from action movies, Snake Eater. There are even colorful plants vs. zombies, Angry Birds! I'm so angry that I can't take it anymore.
Shoot when it's time to strike. Okay, you Meng Po, I see that you and I are both gray-haired, and I think that peers are easy to communicate. Baba takes you to the queen mother's back garden to quietly give gifts to the Jade Emperor. Don't you know if you'd rather offend Yue Fei than Qin Hui?
I've lived countless years, and if I don't have anything else, I'll do bad things. Meng Po, you provoked me. There are so many grandchildren in my family, and you turn a blind eye.
Tai Bai Xing saw the Jade Emperor Long Yan Dayue, and said with a smile: "Meng Po can come up with so many novel gifts, which shows that she is exquisite, and she is worthy of being the mainstay of the underworld!"
The Jade Emperor heard the song and knew the meaning of elegance, and said with a smile: "It's a shame to say, back then, the widow had already heard of the name of Meng Po before he was called the emperor. It seems that Meng Po has been very good in the underworld over the years. Better than Zhong Kui. â
The Jade Emperor thought that Zhong Kui was really a dead brain, and he made you the ghost king of the underworld, and the right was given to you, did he forget his obligations? Look at Meng Po, this big bag and small bag. Even the widow's granddaughter thought of it.
The key is to have this intention, which shows that Meng Po has heaven in her heart and puts the Jade Emperor in the center of the leader. So, is it better to change your appreciation?
The Jade Emperor thought about it, and was still a little difficult for a while. The reward was light, and it was spread out, and Meng Po rarely went to heaven, and gave so many generous gifts for eating and playing. This gift and the greeting gift must not fall on the face of the heavenly court. However, it is not good to reward too much. After all, Meng Po's official position is too slight, which is really nerve-wracking.
Tai Bai Xing said with a smile: "Meng Po, it is rare for you to go to heaven once, you might as well say what you think." The Jade Emperor will make decisions for you. â
The Jade Emperor glanced at Tai Bai Xing approvingly, and muttered, "Not bad, not bad." Come and don't be rude, Meng Po, it's okay for the widow to give you the official position of a ghost king?"
This kind of benevolent and costless official is both decent and generous, and it can also give Meng Po the idea of pursuing progress. Of course, the opinions of the masses must also be heard.
Meng Po thought to herself that this Jade Emperor was really picking on the door, the Heavenly Court was opened by your family, and it would be good to take out a few random things in the treasure house. I'm so old that I don't want a false name. You just made me a great sage of Qidi, and I don't boil Meng Po soup every day.
I remember the private chat of the great thousand scattered immortals very clearly. Diamond diamonds and other magic weapons, although it is said that there is one on the monkey, but it is prepared. Sanxian also mentioned Danlu Danfang. This matter has to fall on the Jade Emperor.
I can't open my mouth yet, by the way, let me show you the methods of your mother-in-law.
Meng Po smiled: "This is just a little bit of the heart of the underworld and Meng Po, how can Meng Po dare to be the position of the ghost king." Alas, I just hope to be able to meet the Jade Emperor Tianyan next year, which is the blessing of Meng Po. And my unbridled Mongo. â
Jade Emperor Dayue, what a good grassroots comrade in the prefecture. Consciousness is so high. It's not like these immortals in Heavenly Court. Every morning pilgrimage is an insincere kneeling. I can't wait for the widow to hurry up and say that there is a book to play, and it is good to retreat from the dynasty without anything. They are all unprofitable guys who can't afford to be early. I really don't know the dynamics of your thoughts.
The Jade Emperor smiled: "What's so difficult about this. It's hard to be enthusiastic about you. Next year, the number of places for the prefecture to participate in the Pan Tao Club will be increased by one. It's too platinum, write it down for a case. That, who is Meng Ge, could it be that Meng Po is the younger generation?"
The Jade Emperor was in a good mood, so he asked more, and seemed to be close to the people. As everyone knows, Meng Po is waiting for this sentence.
(Reading books and collecting, there is a lingering fragrance in your hands.) ďź