Chapter Ninety-Four: Where Men and Women Are Equally Mentally Handicapped
Tang An casually put down the things in his hand, Sang Mengmeng's room.
I told Sang Mengmeng at school that I wanted to go out with my old classmates, so I didn't go with Sang Mengmeng, it stands to reason that Sang Mengmeng should come back, but there was no light in Sang Mengmeng's building, and he didn't come back.
Tang An walked over and knocked on the door, but sure enough, he was not there, but the courtyard door was not closed, he should have come back and left, and then forgot to close the courtyard door.
The security of Wutong Lane is very good, in fact, even if the courtyard door is not closed, there is no problem, after all, the people who live here, there are several households in addition to being equipped with first-class security monitoring, there are full-time bodyguards, these people's eyes are very poisonous, if there are any gangsters and thieves or the like wandering around, they will be driven away as soon as they appear.
Tang An thought about it, and still called Sang Mengmeng, which can be regarded as fulfilling his responsibilities as a landlord and friend, which is quite reasonable.
Tang An called Sang Mengmeng, and after ringing seven or eight times, Sang Mengmeng answered the phone.
"Ah...... I'm home today...... Well...... Go straight to school tomorrow morning...... Yes, I ...... with my sister"
It turned out that Sang Mengmeng went back, hung up the phone, Tang An took two steps, and always felt that there was something to associate with, but his intuition was very absurd, so he gave up trying to entangle himself about what he thought he could think about more.
Tang An went to the second floor to find the South Cat, the room of the two people was opposite the door, and it was convenient to visit the door, the door of the South Cat was not closed, Tang An knocked on the door and walked in.
Nan Cat is holding a bottle of lotion and turning over and over br >
"I said that the ingredients in it are milk!" Nan Cat told Tang An as if he had found something amazing.
"This is to wipe the body and moisturize the skin after taking a shower...... It's not milk, it's not yogurt, and it can't be drunk!" Tang An took the lotion and put it in the kitchen, some children will drink it when they smell these things, but Nanmao may not ...... But maybe she will too!
Nan Mao was a little disappointed and angry, "Human beings always invent superfluous things, and the waste of milk is simply unforgivable, one day, I want to make all the things in this world that use milk as raw materials disappear." β
"Yogurt is also made from milk. Tang An reminded her.
"I mean waste, milk into yogurt is the greatest progress in the science of human civilization, of course it is not a waste!" said Nanmao as a matter of course.
"Anyway, if you know what lotion is for...... I'll tell you what these things are for...... "Tang An has a headache, although Lin Xiaohui is not a daughter like Sang Mengmeng, but as a typical Zhonghai girl, like Zhang Yuying, she knows a lot about makeup, maintenance, and beauty knowledge early on, so she will naturally choose a lot of things for Nan Mao that Tang An is not familiar with.
Many men often ridicule women for not using some of the appliances in the house, many home appliances, including digital product manuals...... In fact, from a woman's point of view, you can ridicule men, except for those senior men who are engaged in the makeup and beauty industry, it is completely impossible for men to distinguish what the large pile of cosmetics on the women's counter is for.
Tang An stared at the big bag of toiletries and skin care products and other things, a little stunned, took a bottle of shampoo and said, "Well, this is for hair washing." β
"You don't know. Nan Mao sneered and mocked.
"It's normal for men not to know, okay, I just need shampoo, shower gel, and nothing else. Tang An didn't feel that he had to know these things, and he was not interested in being a makeup artist, beauty consultant, or anything like that, he instinctively had no interest in understanding these things, and in his feeling, men who knew these things very well basically ended up with distorted sexual orientation, otherwise it would be too feminine.
"I can figure it out myself. Nan Mao has not used these things, but the earth humans know how to use things, they either don't want it, or they will definitely use it, Nan Mao pointed to a towel and said: "There is a kitten on this towel, I like it more." β
Tang An nodded, in the logic of Nanmao, the person who made this kind of towel with a kitten pattern deserved to die, but it was an item that matched her preferences.
So Tang An soaked those towels and the like in boiling water for Nan Mao to disinfect, and then took them out one by one and wrung them out.
Tang An was busy in the bathroom, and Nan Mao had some things in the bedroom, and he didn't tidy up, because Tang An would tidy up, so Nan Mao didn't do anything.
Remembering something, Nan Cat came to the bathroom, and Ann casually lifted a white ...... White...... Small panties.
There is a cat behind the small panties, and there is a small plush cat head above the pants in front, although it is a little naΓ―ve, but it is very cute, it was chosen by the southern cat and Lin Xiaohui together, and then the southern cat didn't remember this matter just now, after all, it was just a small pair of underwear, how could it be possible for the southern cat to remember it in particular?
"Are you a pervert?" Nan Mao took a deep breath, trying to make his tone as flat as possible, although his cheeks were slightly hot, because even if he was a Nan Mao, he felt that Tang An was a dog spirit clan, and he must have no connection with words such as "****", "reproduction" and "reproduction" as the king of the cat spirit clan, but what Tang An was holding in his hand was his own intimate clothes after all, and he was now holding it in his hand with an incomparably low-level and obscene look, which made Nan Mao feel that he should lose this little underwear.
"No...... I just didn't notice the mix......" Tang An explained with a red face.
"Many things, the first time can be forgiven, the second time is unforgivable. Nan Cat took a deep breath and found a reason to calm himself down, if Tang An had a second such perverted performance, let the Wind Cat make him a hot dog.
"Okay...... You can ...... it yourself" Tang An casually put the little panties back, and then stood up.
"How could I come by myself!" Nan Mao said angrily, Tang An actually wanted to instruct the Nan Cat King to do this kind of cleaning thing!
"Am I coming? You're angry again. Tang An casually pointed to the basin and said.
What should I do? Nan Cat thought for a moment, "You are blindfolded and wearing thick gloves to clean, so that you can't tell what you are holding in your hand......"
"Identification by weight. Tang An immediately found the wrong place.
"Then you get out. Nan Mao said expressionlessly.
Of course, Tang An is obedient, and he is not the kind of person who feels uncomfortable without doing housework.
Nan Mao closed the bathroom door, then pointed to the wardrobe and said, "Clean up your wardrobe first, I'm going to put the clothes." β
"Aren't all your clothes in the cat's belly?" Tang An said curiously, "Isn't that more convenient?"
Nanmao's eyebrows showed a hint of exhaustion, "I told you that using spiritual magic in this world will consume a lot of spiritual power...... The same goes for the Wind Cat that I just released. To maintain the use of the cat's belly on a daily basis, although the spiritual power consumed is relatively weak, it is also a large consumption in the long run, so if you can save it, you can save it. β
Although he felt a little distressed about the exhaustion between the eyebrows of Nanmao, Tang An still felt a faint sense of injustice, it turned out that Nanmao King still had the concept of saving! The number on Tang An's bank account is as precious as spiritual power!
Tang An went downstairs to the kitchen and made a cup of hot milk for Nan Mao.
I don't know if I can replenish spiritual power, but milk is obviously a good supplement for southern cats, Tang An feels that no matter what, she is still a developing little girl, and it is always good to drink some milk.
Holding the hot milk, the southern cat took a sip, slightly sweet, smooth into the throat, a stream of heat seemed to flow into the bottom of the heart, the southern cat touched his little belly, felt hot, couldn't help but look at it.
Hmph, this is what he should do, and Nancat doesn't thank him at all.
As a king, it is natural for anyone to do anything for themselves, but for the sake of delicious milk, for the time being, he can not regard his low-level performance today as historical evidence of his own settling accounts with him in the future.