Chapter 5 I am your eldest brother in the rivers and lakes

The two exchanged pleasantries, and Situ Jianye proposed to invite Wen Jia to his hometown to play, on the grounds that spring had arrived, and it was the season of jiao pei...... Phew. No, no, in fact, the animals in the mountains are starting to be active, especially hares and pheasants. Wen Jia listened to the play, how can she still have the heart to go to work, directly agreed to ask the company for a leave, two days later, said two days later, in fact, Wen Jia can start now, a small salesman of the company, it doesn't matter if there is more or less one, plus the company where Wen Jia works is a big company, Wen Jia also through his own efforts, hard work, with a motivated heart to let friends introduce to this company. It's not the executive CEO, ICU or something, the manager doesn't care, let alone the boss, I don't know that there is such a person in the company.

Situ Jianye's home is in the countryside, not far from the mountains and forests, the air is fresh, Wen Jia was arranged in the guest room of Situ Jianye's house, saying that the guest room is the partial room of Situ Jianye's house, Situ Jianye said that this is where he usually comes back to live late, but Situ Jianye's wife is a sincere person, and directly debunked his lie "What is the place where he came back to live late, that is where he made me angry and was kicked out by me to live, you look at the keyboard under the bed, the mouse, the CPU, and the beer bottle cap that has been flattened, are your brother's common tools" Wen Jia was frightened for a while after reading it, glanced at Situ Jianye's knees, and said affectionately, "Kneeling is healthier!"

After lunch, Situ Jianye took the frame, rope, and some grain, saying that he wanted to take Wenjia up the mountain to catch game. Wen Jia was excited, the first time he was so primitive, the first time he saw the old driver hunting, he went to the fart with great interest, the mountain road was not easy to walk, Wen Jia didn't walk long before he was tired, Situ Jianye let him walk slowly, he first went to the broken temple in front of him to get the mechanism, when Wen Jia arrived, Situ Jianye had already done the mechanism, and sat on the threshold of the broken temple and waited for him.

As soon as he entered the ruined temple, Wen Jia saw the clay statue that almost collapsed, this does not look like a monk, this is obviously a Taoist temple! Wen Jia lit three cigarettes, bowed to the clay statue, and said sincerely: "I am not greedy, Taoist chief, please bless me with good health, all the best, successful career, and abundant wealth." Bless my dad...... Bless my mom...... Bless my uncle...... Bless my second uncle...... Bless my aunt...... Bless my uncle...... Bless my aunt...... Bless my brother...... Bless my sister...... Bless my brother...... Bless my sister...... "The three cigarettes have been burned, Wen Jia hasn't finished speaking! This is called not greedy? What should you look like when you are greedy?" Situ Jianye next to him had a black line on his face, he had never seen such a shameless person.

It didn't take long to hear the sound of the frame smashing to the ground, Situ Jianye rushed to the back of the broken Taoist temple with an arrow step, and stepped on the frame with one foot, Wen Jia was at a loss, what should I do next? I saw Situ Jianye take out a bag from the bag behind him, and said to Wen Jia: "You come over and put this bag against the edge of the frame, I will lift it up, and this thing inside will run into the bag, as soon as you run in, you will quickly pinch the mouth of the bag, I will touch this is a rabbit!" Wen Jia squatted on the ground excitedly, holding the bag and waiting for the animal in the frame to drill into the bag, but a minute passed, two minutes passed, why didn't there move? The two of them cautiously looked in through the crack in the frame, oops, I go, a yellow and white snake of about one meter, and the glasses looked at them directly. Situ Jianye was excited when he saw it, and he was going to take this frame away and stone the snake to death, and take it back to make snake soup. Seeing this, Wen Jia hurriedly stopped, Wen Jia likes snakes, lizards, these cold-blooded animals. It's all because of those who play acrobatics, which makes him curious and cool since he was a child. In the end, it was determined that the snake was not venomous, Situ Jianye carefully put the snake into a bag, and Wen Jia decided to take it back and keep it at home.

The harvest in one afternoon is not small, 2 hares, 3 turtle doves, and in the evening my sister-in-law made braised rabbit meat, charcoal-grilled turtle doves, scrambled eggs with tomatoes, and... I don't know what wild vegetables are, but they're delicious anyway. After eating, the three of them talked and laughed, because Wen Jia, who was almost all dangling on the train the night before, almost didn't sleep, and followed Situ Jianye to catch game during the day, tired, really tired! Wen Jia fell asleep before 10 o'clock.

"Boy, hurry up and let me go, otherwise I'll let you choke to death by eating buns, choking to death by drinking water, driving to death, and suffocating to urine!" An old man with a fairy wind and bones held a whisk in his hand, wearing a broken robe that could no longer be broken, panting and screaming beside Wen Jia's bed, the old man had actually been shouting for almost 10 minutes, but Wen Jia was like a dead pig, just not waking up, just not waking up. Wen Jia slowly sat up and rubbed his eyes to look at the old man, and for a moment he was full of fear. The old man seemed to be very satisfied with Wen Jia's reaction, and with a smug face, he heard Wen Jia shout: "Someone, Brother Situ, sister-in-law, your house is a thief, help!" When the old man heard that he had become a thief, why did he become a thief? "Hey, boy, don't slander good people, I'm not a thief, don't scream, it's useless for you to scream and cut your throat!" Wen Jia didn't hesitate to grab the pillow and smash it against the old man, and then hugged the quilt and hit the old man. Thinking of knocking him down, he ran out of the door, locked it from the outside, and called for someone. But the result was...... "Oh, my arm!" Wen Jia clutched his elbow joint with a painful face, why did he pass through the old man? I'll go, ghost! Then there was a heart-rending roar: "Come on, help, there's a ghost!" Wen Jia wanted to grab the door and go out, but the door didn't move like a nail. Wen Jia gave up the idea of escaping, with a crying voice, knelt on the ground with a runny nose, and said in her mouth: "Uncle, who are you? I didn't arrest your apprentice, I grew so big, I haven't done anything bad!" The old man smiled and floated in front of Wen Jia: "Who am I? I'm your eldest brother in the rivers and lakes! Don't talk nonsense, let me go!"