This wizard is also a frequent visitor to the Qinglou, so the time he drank flower wine in the Qinglou, he met this bold homecoming young master, and asked for a lot of flower wine from him, and he paid for it. Tian "Lai Xiao" said.2.

Now that the eldest young master has returned home, he invited him to drink flower wine, and he was immediately overjoyed, and he played slowly after this dress went home, but the flower wine of this Qinglou woman was missed, so I don't know if there will be a chance next time. I was afraid that I would have to pay out of my own pocket if I went again, so I hurriedly nodded and agreed, and followed the eldest young master to the mansion.

The eldest young master Gui Biao stopped for a few days a few days ago, because his wife's illness was cured, his smiling face changed, and he no longer had urinary incontinence in bed, so he had a brace with his wife Liu Qingmei and regained his youth.

He lingered in the flower and willow alley for a long time, he has long been accustomed to the taste of being a groom every night, after guarding his wife for a few nights, in the end he is tired again, or nostalgic for the joy of looking for flowers and willows before, this day he came out again and wanted to go to the house fairy building to find a good fool, on the way I happened to meet the wizard, so he said casually, I didn't expect the wizard to really follow him, he didn't care, spending money is not a problem for him at all, there is a person to drink together, it is easier to be interested, so he took the wizard to the house fairy building.

At this time, it was already evening when the lantern was held, and the women on the house fairy floor were all beckoning down in the corridor of the balcony, and the wizard was suddenly burned by Mrs. Huang's set of close-fitting dresses, rubbing his hands happily, and followed Gui Biao's ass into the house fairy building.

After sitting down in the large private room on the third floor, Gui Biao often went to, and asked the old bustard to call the good girl. At this moment, Gui Biao looked around idlely, and when he saw the sorcerer's stomach bulging, he said, "What are you carrying in your arms? ”

"Nothing, hehe, nothing, just some mess, hehe. ”

The wizard smiled a little embarrassedly, for fear that Gui Biao would forcibly want to see it, and pressed it with his hand, after all, if people knew that they had made the intimate dress of Lord Zhizhou's wife, it would not only be a shame, but he was afraid that it would reach the ears of Lord Zhizhou, and he would not be able to eat and walk around.

The more the wizard looked secretive, the more curious Gui Biao felt, and when he saw him covering it with his hands, his eyes rolled. Blamed the wine jar on the other side of the body and said, "You open the wine, do you still want Lao Tzu to serve you?"

The wizard hurriedly agreed, stood up and went to get the small wine jug on the table next to him, Gui Biao immediately got up and took two steps behind him, and suddenly reached into his arms from behind, grabbed the dress in his arms and pulled it out, and shouted, "What can I see?"

When he looked closely, he saw a set of women's dresses in his hand, full of yellow filth, and his hand was just scratching on the filth, sticky, slippery, and with the sour smell of feces and vomit, he suddenly exclaimed: "What is this?"

Gui Biao flicked his hand, and the dress immediately flew out and threw it towards the door, and just at this time, the old bustard came in with the girl, and the dress was all over her face.

The old bustard's chubby body was going inside, and he didn't know what was covering his head, so he quickly reached out to pull it, and the place where the hand touched was slippery and greasy, and finally ripped off the dress, and took it in his hand to see, but it was a woman's dress, and he immediately took a few bites.

At this time, I saw the eldest young master Gui Biao standing there looking at her, and the dress just now seemed to have been thrown out by him. I don't know what it is, and it's not good to throw it on the ground, so I can only hold it in my hand, and I hurriedly smiled and said to Gui Biao: "Young Master, this, what's going on?"

Gui Biao pointed to the wizard and said: "It was found out from his arms, this kid doesn't know what to do, he put other people's women's dresses in his arms, and there are such dirty things, you can wear them at a glance, what do you want to do?"

The wizard hurriedly put on a righteous and awe-inspiring look, and said: "It was someone who asked me to exorcise the ghost, this ghost is hidden inside, and I don't have enough magic weapons, so I'm going to take it home to drive the ghost away, and beat him to scatter, just happened to meet you on the way." ”

As soon as he heard that there was a ghost on it, the old bustard screamed in fright, threw his clothes backwards, and threw them right on the two red-carded girls, who hurriedly grabbed her dress and threw it out and threw it into the corridor outside.

When the wizard saw this, he quickly ran over and picked up the dress, and said, "This is someone else's sick, and I have to pay it back." ”

Tucked the dress straight into his arms again. ”

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Gui Biao and the wizard played all night in the mansion fairy building, and then called friends to come to a lot of people to drink and play together, and in the second half of the night they each hugged the woman to be happy, until dawn did they take a nap, and then got drunk to go home, he went home to sleep during the day, and would not linger in the green building.

When he got up, the wizard was still sleeping in the green building with a singer in his arms, and the excitement of the night put all the illusions about the prefect's wife aside, and he went crazy from the singer's body, and almost his body was about to be drained, and then he fell into a deep sleep.

The wizard slept until noon, and then woke up with the singer.

And it was the singer who woke up first, and the brother felt a little pain in her head, rubbed it and stood up, struggling to get up from the bed.

She slept in the bed, crawled along the wizard's body, wanted to get out of bed and get dressed, it stands to reason that if a woman bypasses a man to get out of bed, she has to crawl past the man's feet at the end of the bed, this is the rule of the era of male superiority and inferiority, but the wizard has not woken up yet, and her head hurts a little, and she is not willing to climb so far, so she simply turned over from him, anyway, she climbed from him when she was upside down last night.

As soon as she climbed on top of her, the wizard woke up, opened his eyes, took her in his arms, and said, "Where is my heart?"

"Hee-hee, I'll pour you a cup of tea, you're thirsty too. ”

When he said this, he really felt a little thirsty, and a little sick to his stomach, and his stomach growled, so he said, "Okay, go and pour me a cup of tea, and ask the maid outside to prepare some food for me, I am hungry." ”

As he spoke, he struggled to sit up and lean against the head of the bed, cushioned his back with a pillow, leaned on the head of the bed and pounded his head with his hands, and touched his chest again, always feeling uncomfortable in his stomach and a little stomach-turning.

The singer got out of bed and poured a cup of tea, and when she came over, she saw the wizard's clothes taken off and thrown at the end of the bed, and the woman's dress that he had hidden from his arms was also piled up haphazardly, and the smell of feces, urine and sourness still wafted faintly, and she often smelled the stench of vomiting from guests, so it was not very disgusting, and went to the bedside and handed the tea to the wizard.

The wizard retched, shook his head, and took the tea.

Ge Ji smiled and said, "I drank a lot last night, and my stomach is upset, right? I'll go outside and ask them to prepare something to warm your stomach."

So he got up and twisted his waist and went out to call the maid who was waiting outside, and prepared some gruel and steamed buns, and then returned to the house, and saw that the wizard had already drunk half of a cup of tea, leaning against the head of the bed with his eyes closed, his hands on his chest, not knowing what he was thinking, so he smiled and asked, "What are you thinking?"

The wizard did not answer.

The singer leaned coquettishly in his ** arms, and made a very warm and happy appearance with his face, he knew that these men who came to her liked her very much, and the witch doctor would be no exception.

She was lying in his arms, and suddenly she heard a wow, and countless sour vomit squirted out of the wizard's mouth, and poured on the body of the singer in his arms, drenching everywhere.

The singer screamed, quickly got up, there was filth everywhere on her body, and quickly wiped it with her hands, feeling that her hands were even dirtier, and quickly ran over and picked up a scarf on the screen to wipe the filth on her body, and stomped her feet while wiping and said: "You are drunk, you want to vomit and don't say a word, you vomit all over me, really." ”

The wizard looked at him weakly, as if he was thinking about something, as if he felt that something was wrong, so he tilted his body and looked at her blankly, and suddenly heard a crackling sound behind his buttocks, and a large amount of thin shit was pulled on the bed.

The eldest young master Gui Biao staggered and took Xiao Si back to the homecoming village, after entering the door, he did not go to the front hall to find those servants to vent his anger as before, because at this time his wife's illness had been cured, and there was no urine that made him angry, plus last night's romance, he was not angry, but hummed a small song, and when he saw those slaves who looked at him in horror and did not dare to dodge, he waved his horsewhip and said with a smile: "You bastards, young master, I am happy today, so I won't look for you to be unlucky, and I won't work hard." ”

According to the usual time when the young master rushed in, anyone who stood in front of him and didn't have time to dodge, it was ironclad that he would not dare to run, if anyone wanted to run, he would let Xiao Si catch the man and hang him, and beat him to death, if he didn't run, standing next to him, it would be terrible to eat one or two whips at most, so these servants didn't dare to run when they saw him, so they waited for him to be whipped a few times. I didn't expect him to be kind today, stop beating people, and seem to be in a good mood, so these servants are relieved.

A servant said boldly: "Young master, you are back, the master is ordering his subordinates to look for you, something is wrong." ”

Gui Biao was slightly stunned and said, "What's wrong?"

"Our village on the chief of the article said, yesterday in the Niutou Temple saw someone vomiting and diarrhea, said that it was a plague, is a very terrible disease, as long as contact with such a patient, will soon be sick, will die in two days, very scary, after the master listened, he ordered the door to be closed, no one is allowed to come in, knowing that the young master is still outside, so he sent someone to find, but the head of the article said, don't go to find, wait for you to come back, otherwise the people who go to find it are not allowed to enter the village, after coming back, you have to live alone in a yard, can not contact others, the master agreed, but still quietly sent someone to find you, you will come back。 ”

When Gui Biao heard this, he became angry, and said angrily: "What did that stinky Taoist priest say? Let me live alone in a courtyard? How old is he, can he point fingers when we return home? Find out, I am the eldest young master of the homecoming, I am the future heir of the home, what qualifications does he have as a Taoist, let me do this and that, and still want to lock me up? Lao Tzu will go to him to be unlucky." ”