Chapter 541: You Trick Me
"What's the big dish?"
"You'll know when you come!" the dragon king didn't say explicitly, but just dragged him away.
However, I didn't go far before I saw a land temple, and inside the land temple, a small person like a dwarf winter melon was enshrined at this time.
The dragon king took two steps forward, gently leaned over to the side of the little man, pinched the little man's face with his hand, and someone rushed out of the ground when he landed.
"Dead shemale, why are you calling me up again?"
As soon as the man appeared, he shouted at the Dragon King, and judging from his tone, the two must have known each other for a long time.
When the dragon king heard the villain calling him a dead ladyboy, his face suddenly changed, "You short man, who are you talking about?"
"You dead ladyboy, who are you talking about?"
"You little, try again?" the dragon king gestured to fight.
And the little man was not timid when he saw this, and he waved the cane in his hand and was about to fight.
"Enough trouble, dead ladyboy, short footman!" Zhang Wuwu said softly on the side.
"Who did you say was a dead shemale?"
"Who do you mean?" cried the dragon king and the little man almost at the same time.
But when the villain saw Zhang Wuwu, he was immediately shocked, "Your Majesty ......"
"Short foot, no, land, why are you so downcast? Why is your land temple getting smaller and smaller? No one even offers you an incense!"
Zhang Wuwu looked at the land temple, and there was not even a little incense ash.
When the land heard this, he couldn't help but bow his head gloomily, he was embarrassed to look at Zhang Wuwu.
"Your Majesty, let's talk about it," the Dragon King couldn't help but say when he saw that the land was silent, "According to Your Majesty's will, each land should be in charge of eight hundred miles, and when Your Majesty was still in power, all demons and monsters did not dare to make a mistake, but Your Majesty, after you were plotted, almost all the dark forces jumped out." ”
"You mean, the land is oppressed!"
"Your Majesty, it's not just oppression, it's just ...... There is no humanity!"
The dragon king's expression was extremely well done, as if all those things had happened to him.
Zhang Wuwu listened, looked up and down the land, and there was nothing wrong with this land.
"Short foot, pout your ass and let Your Majesty see it!"
"Dead shemale, can you get out of here?" the land roared at the Dragon King.
"Oh, you haven't been **, it's not miserable!" the dragon king smiled.
"Your Majesty, I think you haven't seen land for a long time, right? Because in this Chinese merchant country, all the land has been captured by an inexplicable team, and I was able to avoid this disaster, and the dead shemale can be regarded as saving my life!"
The land was briefly said, and it turned out that the land he was able to contact was either captured or killed, and only a few avoided it.
As for what they were being arrested for, I don't know.
But recently he found a place in his precinct where there was also land that had been captured, and many of those lands had been killed because of disobedience to their orders.
He couldn't even say what had happened to him, and because he couldn't really bless him, the mortals here didn't like him at all.
Don't say it's incense, even this small land temple was built by himself, and the location of the construction was on the side of the dragon king, because only the land where the dragon king was located could provide him with shelter.
Although he didn't quite understand the reason for this.
"Where is the place where the land is imprisoned?"
Zhang Wuwu felt that this place had some answers that he wanted to know.
"Just to the west!" the land stretched out his finger and pointed, but Zhang Wuwu followed his finger and found that it was the direction of the valley.
"Short Footman, you're not mistaken, right? Why are you there?" the Dragon King was a little incredulous, because he knew that Zhang Wuwu had now set up his base camp in that valley.
However, there are still unstable factors outside the valley, which is a bit of a big deal.
"Can't be wrong! The entrance to the cave is at the foot of the mountain, and it is extremely secret, if it is not deliberately searched, I believe that even if His Majesty goes there in person, it will not be able to find it!"
"Then why didn't you tell me earlier?" the dragon king said with some disgust.
"You, you're going to die!" the land looked at the dragon king with disdain.
Zhang Wuwu listened to the words of the land, but he believed it a little, because when he walked over the valley, he had also looked around, and indeed did not find any holes.
But since this land says that the dragon king used to die, why is he so confident in himself?
I'm afraid there's something wrong with that.
"You're not land!"
Zhang Wuwu suddenly said to the land.
When the dragon king heard this, he couldn't help but be surprised, looking at the land with a face full of disbelief, it can't be, this land has been looking at him for a long time, probably a thousand years.
A thousand years of time, that is, when he first came here, if this land was fake at that time!
The dragon king didn't dare to think about it, so this calculation, this conspiracy, and the planning time would be a bit long.
After hearing Zhang Wuwu's words, the land couldn't help laughing, "Your Majesty, what are you kidding, I'm not the land, who else can I be!"
Zhang Wuwu listened to the words of the land, and couldn't help but laugh, "A land wouldn't dare to talk to me like this, even if I am now secretly plotted to become a mortal!"
After saying a word, the Jinghe Dragon King re-examined the land, and even his body retreated in the direction away from him.
Zhang Wuwu is right, even if he is a phoenix with plucked feathers, this land that is not even as good as a chicken does not dare to talk to him like this, a word from the land completely exposes his essence, and he has no respect for Zhang Wuwu at all.
When the land heard this, he still didn't admit it, but just shook his head, "Your Majesty wants to remove my immortal position, even if you remove it, there is no need to slander me!"
"Okay, you say that I slander you, then you talk about the ten duties that you must abide by as a land!"
Zhang Wuwu stared at the land, and after the dragon king heard this, he couldn't help but be stunned, the land still has ten major responsibilities?
When the land heard this, he was stunned for a moment, but then he regained his indifferent expression, "Since Your Majesty wants to hear it, then I will tell Your Majesty that the land is the first duty, and the land should supervise all the land ...... within the scope of its responsibility."
After hearing the words of the land, the dragon king's expression changed, and he dared to feel that he had been living with a fake land for more than a thousand years.
When Zhang Wuwu heard the words of the land, he couldn't help but stretch out his hand and clapped it, "The land is amazing, you know the ten major duties! This thing that even I don't know, you can really build!"
"You're fooling me?" the land was stunned when he heard this, and couldn't help but burn with anger.
"Trick you, do you have that qualification?" Zhang Wuwu snorted, "Dragon King,