"Students, the time to test your acting skills is coming! No matter what I sing later, you have to applaud me, you must be active!"

Zhang Liang excitedly pointed at Cui Li and said: "Class leader, you have to take the lead in showing a nymphomaniac! You girls should be completely intoxicated by my singing, and the boys should applaud vigorously! Just watch the resurrected MJ performance, OK? When I sing to the highest court, you can sing along with me, so that the atmosphere is the most enthusiastic!"

Zhang Liang vigorously encouraged the students of the second (5th) class of high school to act with him to play Huang Guolun.

They had discussed it in the class WeChat group before, and reached a consensus that they must coax Huang Guolun in music class and let Huang Guolun sing to them.

Zhang Liang took the lead in encouraging everyone, patted his chest and guaranteed that this matter would be done according to his method, and that he would be able to bring Teacher Huang in.

Guan Qiangguo questioned: "Are you sure you do this, Teacher Huang will sing to us?"

Zhang Liang rolled the textbook into a big trumpet shape and appealed to everyone: "As long as everyone performs well and doesn't laugh, Teacher Huang will definitely sing to us!

Liu Zhongjie said speechlessly: "We can act with you, but if you can't handle Teacher Huang, you must apologize with death! ”

Zhang Liang promised: "Don't worry, I can 100% let Teacher Huang sing for us! Oh yes, you must say that I sing like Zheng Jun later. Teacher Huang wants to ask, you have to unanimously say that what I sing is the taste of Zheng Jun. ”

The boys and girls around were going to throw up.

The squad leader Cui Li was the first to disagree: "Can you not insult my idol?" Even if Zheng Jun is dumb, he sings 10,000 times better than you!"

Guan Qiangguo also said: "It's too unreliable to say that you are like Zheng Jun, unless Mr. Huang is blind, we can deceive him." Or do you sing like Nicholas Zhao Si. ”

Liu Zhongjie clapped his hands and applauded: "Haha, this is good! Later, let's talk about Zhang Liang singing like the Asian temperament dance king - Nicholas Zhao Si." ”

Liu Lu, a talkative woman, coaxed and said, "Zhang Liang, you'd better sing and dance later, so that Teacher Huang will definitely be very happy, and as soon as he is happy, he should sing to us." ”

Zhang Liang hurriedly said: "It's all burning eyebrows, don't make up your minds! In short, everything is up to me! In this way, you can fool Teacher Huang! If you don't listen to me, this play won't be able to be performed!"

Guan Qiangguo complained: "I can't act if I listen to you! Let's say that you sing like Zheng Jun, this god can't stand it! The old man has to send a few thunderbolts to chop us all to death one by one! Stage a scene of living thunder!"

Zhang Liang said angrily: "Don't make trouble, Lao Guan! I haven't settled the account with you about my neck! You want to take the lead in making trouble for me today, let's settle the account of my neck!"

As soon as he heard this, Guan Qiangguo didn't say much, and gave in: "Okay, okay, today we will sacrifice our lives to accompany you, the big idiot." Everyone will have a clear conscience and say that Zhang Liang sings like Zheng Jun, so that Mr. Huang sings for us. ”

"That's pretty much it! Students, you must believe me this time! Water can carry a boat, it can also capsize a boat, and it can also cook porridge, even if Mr. Huang is hard-mouthed, as long as we act well, we will definitely be able to cook his duck's beak, and it will be up to you later! Don't laugh!"

Bai Yao lay comfortably on the seat, using her soft rich breasts as a pillow on the desk, smiling all the time.

Before, when their class was chatting about Huang Guolun's singing in the WeChat group, Bai Yao knew everything.

However, she kept this secret and did not tell Huang Guolun.

Compared with the boring music class before, she also wanted to listen to Huang Guolun sing.

It would be so interesting if Huang Guolun sang to them every week in music class!

With such careful thoughts, Bai Yao stood on the side of her classmates this time, ready to join in the fun with Huang Guolun.

Zhang Liang did not tell his classmates about his private agreement with Huang Guolun, he was ready to take this opportunity to kill two birds with one stone - not only to let Huang Guolun sing, but also to save himself from future singing punishment. Haha, I'm so smart!

It is said that happiness gives birth to sorrow, and Zhang Liang is happy to produce.

It's almost time to ring the class bell, and this guy's stomach is starting to explode because he is too excited.

He hurried into the bathroom.

Squat on the pit.

took off his pants and let out an earth-shattering fart: "Poof!"

It scared all the other boys in the toilet.

But what shocked them even more was that after Zhang Liang let go, he lifted his pants and ran out of the toilet.

A kid who knew Zhang Liang in the neighboring class was completely stunned, and forked Zhang Liang: "Liangzi, I admire you so much, you are seriously injured, so you fart, and you have to run to the toilet to take off your pants, your quality is too high!"

"Get out of here! I forgot to pick up the paper!"

"Coax!"

The boys in the toilet were all teased by this stupid big man.

After returning to the class and hurriedly taking a whole roll of paper, Zhang Liang ran back to the toilet and began to squat.

"Suzu ——!"

Unfortunately, the bell rang at this time.

"Ah...... Well!...... Uh-huh!!"

Zhang Liang hurriedly skimmed the strips, but the more he skimmed, the more he skimmed, and he couldn't finish skimming.

"Nima's, if you eat donkey meat and burn Lao Tzu in the morning, you won't be surnamed Zhang!"

Zhang Liang was already about to collapse.

The classmates in the class were dumbfounded when they saw Zhang Liang running to the toilet and not coming back.

The protagonist ran away, did they act or not act in this play?

Huang Guolun held a teacup, sandwiched the textbooks, and walked into the classroom of the second (5th) class of high school.

As soon as he entered, he felt that the atmosphere was a little weird.

swept to the seat where Zhang Liang was sitting, but it was empty.

What about people?

Huang Guolun put the teacup on the podium and said to the students as usual: "Go to class." ”

Squad leader Cui Li: "Stand up!"

"Hula-la-"

The students stood up quickly and slowly, and greeted Huang Guolun in unison: "Hello, teacher." ”

Huang Guolun looked at the expressions on the faces of these students a little strangely, some were holding back a smile, and some were very anxious, which was very different from the poker expressions that he had learned to be numb in the past.

What the hell is going on in this class? The smell of the air...... Why is it so weird?

Huang Guolun waved his hand at the students: "Okay, sit down, let's start class." ”

After the students all sat down, Huang Guolun glanced at Bai Yao, wanting to know something from Bai Yao.

But seeing that Bai Yao's expression was very calm, with a shallow smile, it should be nothing.

Huang Guolun simply didn't think much about it, opened the textbook and started the class: "Today let's talk about the top ten famous songs of ancient China......"

"Teacher Huang, aren't you waiting for Zhang Liang?" Guan Qiangguo spoke directly in class anxiously.

Huang Guolun raised his eyes and asked Guan Qiangguo: "Why did Zhang Liang go?"

Guan Qiangguo was very indignant: "He coaxed! I'll help you get him out and let him sing to everyone. ”

"Okay, you go, you tell him that he will hide from class all the time, and I remember him being absent from class. ”

"Roger! I'm going to get him!"

Guan Qiangguo slapped the table and rushed out of the classroom to find Zhang Liang.

As soon as he entered the toilet, Guan Qiangguo was almost knocked out by the stench excreted by Zhang Liang!

pinched his nose and despised Zhang Liang: "Why do you eat in the morning? Why do you stink so much!"

Zhang Liang didn't care about speaking, blushing, and was anxious: "Uh-huh——! um-——!"

Guan Qiangguo withdrew from the door and urged Zhang Liang: "Hurry up! Teacher Huang is waiting for you to sing!"

"Uh-huh——! uh-huh——! hi——! good...... Alright——!!

Zhang Liang finally pulled it up, half of his life was almost gone, he hurriedly cleaned up, washed his hands, held the roll of paper in his mouth like a dog, shook the water in his hand, and took Guan Qiangguo back to class with a hippie smile.

When he entered the door, Zhang Liang still had a handpaper in his mouth.

The students were all amused by Zhang Liang's stupid appearance of holding a tissue paper on his neck.

"Teacher Huang, I didn't hide from you, I really had a stomachache today, so I went to the pit. Throw the paper to Guan Qiangguo and let Guan Qiangguo bring it back to his seat, Zhang Liang himself did not return to his seat, stood next to the podium, and negotiated with Huang Guolun in a low voice: "Our previous agreement still counts, right? If I want to sing well, you can ...... So what......"

"Of course it counts, hurry up, you hurry up and sing. ”

Seeing that there seemed to be some agreement between Huang Guolun and Zhang Liang, the classmates below thought that Zhang Liang was singing Huang Guolun, and they were all in good spirits and ready to applaud Zhang Liang.

Zhang Liang proudly turned to his classmates below, secretly grimaced at everyone, asked everyone to get ready, and then tore off his broken gong voice and started singing-

"Why are the flowers so red?!Why are they so red?!Hey~~~~!It's as red as it is, it's as red as a burning fire!It symbolizes pure friendship and love!"

To Huang Guolun's surprise, Zhang Liang didn't tremble today, he sang very confidently, and the words were correct and round, and the biting of each word was very accurate and sonorous.

But this tune went directly to her grandmother's house in Tianshan, and none of them were right.

Not only is the tune wrong, but he also learned Zheng Jun to sing and turn corners, and they all went into the ditch, which is comparable to a glass blackboard.

The originally bright red flowers were sung black by him.

Huang Guolun regretted it very much, he knew that he wouldn't let this kid learn Zheng Jun, he was simply regretting the classics!

"Well sung!"

Guan Qiangguo at the bottom took the lead in shouting hello to Zhang Liang.

The students held back a smile and applauded Zhang Liang.

Even Bai Yao smiled and applauded Guan Qiangguo.

Seeing such a scene, Huang Guolun's heart was inexplicably shocked!

What happened to these students?

Are their ears okay?

Such a singing is actually applauded!

As soon as everyone applauded, Zhang Liang sang more energetically, as if he had really become Zheng Jun-

"Why are the flowers so fresh!Why are they so fresh!Hey~~~~!Fresh makes people, so fresh that people can't bear to leave! It is watered with the blood of youth!"

Huang Guolun is going to kneel for Zhang Liang, and he said responsibly that this should be the most ugly "Why Are Flowers So Red" he has ever heard, there is no one!

But looking at the excited looks of the students below, it seems that this song has been sung by Zhang Liang as a masterpiece!

What the hell is going on!

Huang Guolun is almost doubting his life and doubting his divine ears.

In particular, Bai Yao showed a relishing expression, which made Huang Guolun even more shocked.

Could it be ...... Is there something wrong with his god's ear?

Zhang Liang sings really well?

Zhang Liang sang to the end, and learned Zheng Jun to shout: "Hey, hey, babble, babble!"

it!

Huang Guolun is going to be babbled by Zhang Liang to collapse, what kind of singing is this!

It's like driving a donkey!