Chapter 267: Lu Qiu retires
Stern was stunned for a moment, and the whole person was as if he had been suddenly pointed, and he instantly stiffened, and it took a while to turn his neck like a robot and look at Lu Qiu: "Four... Four billion, I heard you right, right?"
Lu Qiu smiled, "I know that your old beauty is not good at basic mathematics, but basic counting should still be fine, right?"
Stern understands that Lu Qiu is simply playing with him, what minus 9 zeros, this thing doesn't want to make the alliance better at all!
"Lu, four billion is too much, and the alliance can't take it out at all. ”
"Lao Si, this is what you don't mean enough, I think when I signed the gambling agreement, the alliance signed it very happily, why, do you think four billion is not too much for me?"
This was a heart-wrenching statement, and Stern was powerless to refute it.
Yes, when Lu Qiu was forced to sign the gambling agreement, why didn't he say that it was more than 4 billion, but now he is crying poor, it's too late!
"Lu, Alliance. ”
Stern also wanted to plead with Lu Qiu, but Lu Qiu directly interrupted him: "Okay Lao Si, four billion is my bottom line, you also heard the phone call I just answered, I am really poor and short of money now, so, if you want four billion to buy me out, or so, I will continue to play basketball, you can do it yourself." As for this all-star, as soon as I give you a Spring Festival gift, I won't go up to abuse those weak chickens anymore, isn't it interesting?"
After Lu Qiu finished speaking, he walked out with a smile.
Stern was left in place, and after a long pause, he began to roar wildly, and all kinds of American swear words gushed out of his mouth, smooth like a prostate patient who took medicine, and he hated to spill the second half of his life at once!
Of course, no matter how pleasant, enjoyable, and relieved he was, in the end, Stern sat down in his chair as if he had been stripped of his muscles and bones, and collapsed there.
In fact, he knows better than anyone that the alliance has no choice at all!
The time bomb of Luqiu must be eliminated, and the four billion are lost!
When later generations define the year of 2008, no matter which encyclopedia, it is necessary to list a long list of major events, pay attention, it is a major event, and it is a major event with international influence!
In another time and space, there are familiar earthquakes, the Beijing Olympics, the subprime mortgage crisis, three trillion investments, and so on, and in this time and space, these major events are mixed with several strange things, such as movie box office, mobile phone sales, major mergers and acquisitions, and athlete retirement, and these four things, without exception, are all related to the same person, that is, Lu Qiu Lu Daguan!
Shortly after the end of the NBA All-Star Game, when the second half of the regular season opened, people found that the Warriors did not have Lu Qiu, a statement that swiped all newspapers, magazines and television media detonated the circle of friends in the basketball circle, the sports circle and even the world!
That statement is the statement of Lu Qiu's retirement from the NBA!
Lu Qiu, who had just abused a group of superstars in the All-Star Game, suddenly announced his retirement without warning and would no longer compete in the NBA, and in the statement, Lu Qiu praised the professionalism of the NBA and praised a number of NBA stars, Lu Qiu even declared that he was also a fan of Kobe, LeBron, Iverson and others.
Well, only fools believe such lies!
Fans are the first not to agree to be fools, especially fans of the Golden State Warriors!
As Warriors fans, they enjoyed a hearty victory in the first half of the season, except for Lu Qiu's ban, the Warriors were invincible in the world!
Warriors fans have found the same happiness as the team in the best days of yesteryear!
However, this sense of happiness did not last long, and Lu Qiu gave each of them a thunderbolt!
Their basketball god is retired!
hy!
For Mao!
Is it an injury? Or is it something else?
Is it a distortion of human nature? Or is it a moral degradation?
Well, the style of painting is a bit off.
In short, Lu Qiu's retirement made the fans crazy, and they did the following series of things!
The first is to launch a signature campaign on the Internet, asking Lu Qiu to pay, for which he has collected the real-name signatures of more than 20 million people around the world, well, quite a cow, if it is the same as Dragon Ball, you can summon the dragon if you collect seven, which is enough to summon more than three million times!
Then there was the NBA headquarters, New York, where there were big protest demonstrations.
Shout down the Union, down with the dictatorship, we want God!
Stern is out of class, God is back, we want God!
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Demonstrations like this have occurred one after another.
By the way, even the march of bankrupts who were homeless because of the subprime mortgage crisis was washed to pieces.
In other words, we should thank Lu Qiu, his retirement has greatly distracted the domestic attention to the subprime mortgage crisis in the United States, and I don't know how many similar demonstrations have been carried out!
In addition to the signature demonstration, there are even local tyrant fans who directly put advertisements in newspapers and television, begging Lu Qiu to make a comeback, and even shouting that Lu Qiu will not come back, they will not watch the ball!
The slogan scared Stern again.
"Lu, you also received the money, please come forward and declare it, it's really not that the league forced you to retire, but that you are not interested in basketball anymore, okay?"
"If you don't speak up, it's possible for the fans to assassinate me!"
In other words, Stern also has a feeling of crying to death in the toilet.
Luqiu plays, and he fears that the league will be ruined.
Now that Lu Qiu is no longer playing, he is worried that the fans will be angry with him and the league, and he really won't watch the game from now on.
What such a dilemma, 'up and down' uneasiness, how can it be so tormenting!
In order not to suffer from this kind of torture again, Stern ran to Luqiu's mansion twice in three days to wipe his tears, just like the feeling of a forcibly inserted woman who went to the Women's Federation to complain, which annoyed Luqiu and the women enough.
In the end, the tear offensive finally worked, in March 2008, Lu Qiu personally came out to the media to clarify the reason for his retirement, washing the floor for Stern and the league, fans all over the world were appeased and understood his choice, Stern was extremely angry with Lu Qiu for this!
What about bastards!
At the press conference announcing the acquisition of Marvel, Lucas Studios and Sony Pictures, he piggybacked on his feet to clarify the retirement, and the real purpose was to give the new movie Extreme Blackjack a big advertisement, what else to say:" Compared with basketball, I prefer extreme sports that challenge the limits of the human body, which is why I retired, fans who like me can go to the theater to watch extreme blackjack, I believe it is definitely a more shocking performance than any NBA Finals, to declare, those extreme sports are all done by me!"