Chapter 160: Good Things Come in Pairs
Back at the house, Anya saw the bag of clothes placed at the door, "How is there a bag of clothes here?"
"Ahh Meng Fanzhu could see at a glance that it was for Shen Mengzhu to wear last night, and his brain teaser turned and he came up with a more reasonable excuse.
"Hey, I put all the dishes and chopsticks in the cupboard last night. Anya asked again.
"Ahh Meng Fanzhu admired his lying skills a little, obviously he hadn't practiced it before, could he have realized advanced lying skills?
But once a person starts lying, he has to keep using lies to justify his words. It is the so-called one lie that needs to be rounded up with countless lies.
These words naturally caused Anya to be coquettish for a while. Anya, who also didn't intend to ask, naturally didn't have any suspicions, and Shen Mengzhu cleaned up very cleanly before leaving.
Of course, lunch also ended with Anya's belly bulging, and Anya said while walking back and forth in the living room: "What should I do if I get fat, it's all your fault!"
Meng Fanzhu was completely speechless, he ate breakfast in the cafeteria, and he didn't have an appetite, so he said that he wouldn't make it. Lunch is done, and I blame myself for making it delicious, and I will gain weight if I eat too much! It seems that Liu Ying, the wife in my dream, is not so difficult to serve, at that time, I seem to be an uncle, and I come to open my mouth and stretch out my clothes every day.
Everyone is cheap!" Meng Fanzhu sighed happily.
There were no classes in the first two classes in the afternoon, Anya was summoned back by Yan Bingjie to discuss the show, and Meng Fanzhu returned to bedroom 313 with a bag of clothes.
As soon as he entered the door, Xu Qiang grabbed Meng Fanzhu's hand and said excitedly: "Third brother, you are back, I have something good to look for you." ”
Three black lines on the door of the head: "Can you do something good with me?" Meng Fanzhu was not moved by Xu Qiang's words.
Sure enough, just like the Sichuan Opera changing face, Xu Qiang immediately turned into an infinitely pitiful expression and said: "Third brother, you have to pull your brother, or the squad leader who just arrived will fly." ”
"What's the situation?" Meng Fanzhu was a little strange.
"My competitor, Zhang Huanyi, can play the guitar. Don't you see that he was arrogant when he came to my show, and he ridiculed me for not being able to win glory for the department just by playing tricks, how can I swallow this breath, and besides, if I, the newly elected class president, don't I have a sharp decline in the hearts of my classmates, and then it will last long?"
"Who said that you can't win glory for the department if you play tricks, what is the most popular program of the Spring Festival Gala?" Meng Fanzhu followed Xu Qiang's words and began to make random ideas.
"Sketch!" Xu Qiang blurted out without thinking about it.
"What about before the sketch?" Meng Fanzhu slowly seduced.
"Cross talk, uh~" As soon as the words came out, Xu Qiang reacted. Before the sketch fire, a large number of cross talk actors were active on the stage of the Spring Festival Gala, but in recent years, this art form that grew out of the market has gradually become a temple culture, and the purpose is to educate people at every turn, you should be like this, you shouldn't be like that. Detached from the common people, it can be imagined how much vitality and attraction it can have. It is reasonable that sketches will gradually replace the dominance of the most popular programs of the Spring Festival Gala.
"Third brother, do you mean that you want to talk to me at the party? I adore you!" Xu Qiang's eyes flashed countless little stars.
"Can you not be so bad, I'm helping you find a way, when did you say cross talk with you. Besides, I won't, isn't this the patent of you people in Beijing and Tianjin!" Meng Fanzhu didn't want to get angry, this really wouldn't. Although the party awards 3 credits, I have been too busy lately to participate.
"Third Brother~~" was like a long note like the opening singing in Peking Opera, which scared Meng Fanzhu to a tremble. Xu Qiang pounced: "My net worth and life are tied to your thoughts, can't you ignore your second brother...... You can watch it, or I will die for you!" Xu Qiang used his natural skills to stalk, and it was very hard to pretend to be pitiful, and his facial features were deliberately squeezed together, not only did not make people feel pity, but felt a little terrifying.
Being stuck to this kraft candy, it is unlikely that he wants to get rid of it, especially Meng Fanzhu has not known how to refuse others in his two lives, and he always feels that it is a very embarrassing thing to do badly, let alone resolutely say the word 'no'.
opened his mouth for a long time, but he didn't say anything, but what finally popped out of his mouth was "Okay." Meng Fanzhu helplessly held his forehead, and his defect was still brought from a dream.
"Long live the third brother!" Xu Qiang's cheers resounded throughout the third floor, and 315 came to watch several good things. Xu Qiang hugged the 315 goods and went to play poker next door, he was elated, he didn't care about anything, and his heart was a little bigger!
Meng Fanzhu began to have a headache, very painful. It turns out that the troubles can be passed on, but now I am on the victim's side.
"What, you want to talk to Xu Qiang about cross talk" Anya asked in surprise in the afternoon class.
Meng Fanzhu nodded helplessly: "I was caught by this guy, girl, you must remember that you can't sympathize with this kind of slut in the future, otherwise you will find trouble for yourself." Meng Fanzhu gritted his teeth a little.
Anya covered her mouth and chuckled, she knew that although the relationship between the 313 bedrooms was better, the relationship between Xu Qiang and Xiaozhu was closer, "Then what are you going to do, looking for cross talk scripts on the Internet, it's not interesting." ”
"Well, I wrote it myself. "Since he can't shirk it, Meng Fanzhu is ready to use a killer weapon, Master Guo is instantly possessed, I'm not fighting alone! Although many jokes are in the scope of anti-vulgarity, there are still some that can be pieced together and performed at the welcome party.
I can't help but worry about the cross talk world in the real world, without Lao Guo, who will shoulder the heavy responsibility of saving cross talk? I definitely won't do it!
Which section is it, the brain domain begins to search quickly. Lao Guo's cross talk is still very rich in reserves in the brain, there was a period of time, Meng Fanzhu listened to Lao Guo's cross talk every day to fall asleep, it has become a habit, I believe that many people have done this in their dreams.
Well, that's it.
Meng Fanzhu, who had already made a decision, no longer bothered about this matter, but instead concentrated on teasing Anya, scratching her palms, touching her legs, and being so busy that Anya couldn't stop glaring at him, but it was useless, and in the end she didn't listen to the class.
After class in the evening, the two were discussing what to cook for the evening, and the phone rang.
"Duoduo, your Uncle Xiaochang and I are here in his new building, you bring Xiaoya over, recognize the place, and eat together in the evening. Hurry up, there's a good thing!" Godmother He Ying's voice came.
Meng Fanzhu is now allergic to this word. But whoever harms herself, it is impossible for a godmother to harm herself, it is estimated that there is really something good, and it is not small. Otherwise, the godmother who passed by the wind and waves would not be so excited.
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