"Don't run, boy!

Before Sun Hao could say anything, Zhao Dahai let out a "bang" and hung up the phone angrily.

He looked at the phone in his hand in a little daze, feeling that there were 10,000 alpacas galloping by in his heart!

MMP!

I, what did I say to me?

And let me stop running? I'm running a ball, this is my house, where am I going?

This dead fat man is simply a snake spirit disease!

Sun Hao threw his mobile phone aside angrily, sat on the bed and gasped, grandma, aren't you angry?

I can't cure you anymore! You'll see!

With a sinister smile on his face, he was thinking about how to use Mu Yu's hand to rectify this dead fat man in the future, when the door of the house was smashed with a "bang"!

The fat man is here, and I'm going to see what he can do to me!

Sun Hao walked over casually, stretched out his hand to open the door and squinted at it, he was suddenly startled, and took several steps backwards in a row, "Dead fatty, you, don't mess around!"

The fat man was holding a shiny fruit knife in his right hand and a black bag in his left hand, and he didn't know what it contained, it looked quite heavy.

"Messing around?"

Zhao Dahai sneered, raised his feet and walked into the house, and closed the door again. He looked at Sun Hao, flipped the fruit knife in his hand, and said, "Who is messing around? You also touch my woman? Do you say you are tired of being crooked?"

Sun Hao got up and slammed the pillow on the bed towards Zhao Dahai, and said, "Okay! Okay! Don't pretend to be ruthless, what's in the bag? Quickly wash and cut it and eat it!"

"Damn, can't you let me play for a while?" Zhao Dahai rolled his eyes at him.

"Get out!" Sun Hao gave him a middle finger.

Zhao Dahai put down the knife helplessly, took out a cantaloupe from his bag, cut it honestly, took a piece and took a big bite, his mouth was full of juice, and he kept greeting Sun Hao, "You eat, it's so sweet!"

Sun Hao was greedy, and he also ran over and took a big piece and ate it, not to mention, this cantaloupe is really sweet.

The two of them ate most of the cantaloupe and then stopped.

Zhao Dahai was half-lying on the bed, touching his round belly and asking, "What did you say on the phone before?

"Yes, Zhou Kai, do you know? It is Mu Yu's leader, and he introduced Mu Yu to me as an assistant. Sun Hao took a tissue and wiped his hands, nodding.

"Yes, I even had dinner with him once!"

Zhao Dahai said, stunned for a moment, "Ga?

"Well, there's so much going on that I can't do it alone. ”

"It seems that I have to work hard, but I can't be left behind too much by you!" Zhao Dahai touched his stomach and sighed, "I want to say goodbye to this fat body, alas, I am really reluctant, I have raised it for eighteen years to raise such a body of fat!"

"Get out of yours!" Sun Hao heard this, he was angry, and kicked over, and Zhao Dahai was stunned and didn't move.

"Look, if I don't have this fat, just your kick, I have to be kicked out of the door!" Zhao Dahai said triumphantly, and suddenly remembered something, glaring at Sun Hao viciously, "Remember! The assistant is the assistant, you can't bully your sister-in-law, or I'll cut off your third leg!"

Sun Hao was silent, he had been deeply defeated by the fat man's shamelessness.

……

The next day was the weekend, and Sun Hao called Zhou Kai early in the morning, saying that he could ask Mu Yu to come over to report at any time.

Zhou Kai was also very happy, he said that he would notify Mu Yu, just wait for her to complete the resignation procedures, "Here in Huanyu.com, I will directly connect with you in the future." ”

The author who is directly connected by the editor-in-chief of the website, I am afraid that Sun Hao is the only one in China.

After dealing with this matter, Sun Hao put it aside and didn't care about it anymore, but sat back in front of the computer, preparing to finish "Love in the Neck Period" as soon as possible.

This novel does not have a lot of words, only 150,000 words, except for the main characters are fictional, some other tricks and copy stories are actually selected from the interactive readers.

If Sun Hao wants to write it long, it's not impossible, he just needs to choose some more readers' stories, but he doesn't feel that there is any need for this.

One is that in addition to being relatively novel in form, the story itself revolves around a love story, and there is nothing too brilliant about it.

The second reason is that when this novel is on earth, it is also quite controversial. Critics believe that it reflects the confusion and inapplicability of people's various emotional entanglements in modern life, and that it is a great innovation to combine traditional literature with modern microblogging technology, while critics believe that the novel is too low-style, full of words of cheating and flirting, and it is difficult to reach the hall of elegance.

After opening Weibo, Sun Hao didn't look at the comments anymore, and directly posted the first Weibo: "Update starts!"

"The definition criteria of Weibo addiction: 1, nothing is not scarf, no blog is not life. 2, don't go to the scarf, and worry about it. 3. There is joy in being fans, and there is joy in being watched. 4. Before going to bed, you must wrap your neck. 5. The good and bad mood are said with the scarf. 6. The scarf is heavier than the work. 7. The scarf is heavier than sleeping. 8. The scarf is heavier than eating. 9. Run to the Internet café on the scarf. 10, the quilt nest phone on the neck. Five become addicted and seven become idiots. - #大叔冥想#"

This is the quote from the second chapter of "Addiction", after this Weibo was sent, netizens who had already been holding their mobile phones and constantly swiping Weibo were immediately excited, like cats smelling fishy smells, and rushed over.

"Wow! Uncle! Uncle! I've been waiting for you for more than an hour!

"What's more than an hour? I waited from yesterday to today!"

"Ahh

"I've been waiting to die, just crawled out of the cemetery!"

“……”

Netizens are spitting happily, Sun Hao is already updating rapidly, and from time to time he also looks at the short messages on the site, looking for materials that can be compiled into the novel, and copying it and saving it in the document.

In fact, before he started publishing this novel on Weibo, Sun Hao had already consciously collected story materials from netizens, and at this point, it just happened to be useful.

In a sense, this novel cannot be completely "stolen", only some of the jokes are stolen, and many of the stories of netizens interspersed in it are actually written by Sun Hao himself.

This should be regarded as Sun Hao's first semi-original work.

"36: Xiaoxiao may be the most tragic woman on Weibo. She and her husband are both senior white-collar workers in Su Jiang, and they have been married for five years and have no children. Therefore, her husband, at the instigation of her parents, tortured her day and night. Crazy beating her and crazy sex. Many times, there are old wounds on her body that add new ones. Vicious bastard, to describe her husband as a beast is an insult to a beast. ”

After this Weibo was issued, the netizens of the entire Weibo exploded!