"A genius who is a corpse chaser?"

Hearing the praise of the Fu Lin Daoist, I really wanted to squirt a sip of salt soda on his scarred face.

"Whoever wants to be a corpse catcher, you are the corpse catcher, and your whole family is a corpse catcher!"

"Hey, this little friend, even if my family really drives out corpses for generations, you can't talk to me in this tone. ”

"What's wrong with my tone, can't I hear the good words? What is the corpse chased, it is feudal superstition, how can a young man like me, who loves socialism, believe you this. Tell you, I'm a three-year-old member of the **Youth League!"

"You ......"

When Fu Lin heard my words, he made a speechless expression on his hideous face for the first time.

When I saw him like this, I was also happy in my heart, patted the dirt on my buttocks, and stood up.

To be honest, words like "You're a genius who does XXX", I've heard a lot since I was a child.

When I was three years old, I caught a cold at night and had a high fever, and I spent seven days in the small village infirmary. Later, my parents couldn't stand the pampering of the seven aunts and eight aunts, so they went to the neighboring village to find a goddess to summon my spirits. It happened to be so strange that the day after the conjuring, my high fever subsided.

The parents happily carried chickens, ducks, goose eggs and went to thank the goddess, guess what the goddess said.

"Your kid's life is very peculiar, ordinary small illnesses and disasters can't hurt him at all, even if I don't go to summon spirits, he will be fine in two days. I don't want your family's thank you gift, but I have a crush on your boy, he is definitely a good material to learn to 'lower his head', can you let him follow me out for a walk. ”

These are the exact words of the goddess.

You say, is this what she should have said, and is there any professionalism? has already done this kind of work to fool people, and clearly told people that what they do is useless, all the work is done, and they don't need money, as long as they are people, how can they be such a god.

My parents were so frightened that they hurried home after throwing down the thank-you gift.

My mom told me about it later, and I don't know exactly what it was, but it's good to brag in front of my classmates once in a while.

This was the first time, and the second time I was 8 years old.

On Chinese New Year's Eve that year, the old village chief's grandfather passed away. The death of an old man at the end of the year and the beginning of the year is the worst omen in my hometown. The village chief's grandfather and his sons went to the temple hundreds of miles away overnight and invited a few old monks to do the work. This ritual was held for several days, and every household in the village went to pay homage to the old village chief.

I went to worship with my parents on the third day of the Lunar New Year, and guess what happened when I arrived at the mourning hall.

His sister, the old monks who were humming and chirping, all stopped talking, and surrounded me on the spot, this one said "bone surprise", the other said "Buddha is deep", and finally did not do the Dharma, pestering my parents to take me to become a monk.

I was already sensible at that time, and I knew that if I couldn't marry a daughter-in-law as a monk, I would definitely not follow it. Not only did I not follow, but my parents definitely disagreed, and they quarreled with those monks, and the whole village was a sensation. In the end, it was my second aunt who broke out of the encirclement of the old monk with her strong body and brought me home. After that, there was no more such an excessive thing in the village, and my family would not let me go.

I remember this, in fact, there is another thing that I didn't tell my family. That day, when I was worshipping the village chief's grandfather, I saw the old village chief touching my head and saying to me that these monks were making a lot of noise to make him sleep well, and asked me to help him drive these monks away.

At that time, I didn't know what to tell my family, but the next day, the old monks were driven away by the old village chief's son because of me, so I didn't need to say anything.

The third time, when I was 13 years old, my family moved from the village to the city.

After entering the new home, I didn't have much, but my parents always had trouble sleeping every night. Later, when I told the neighbors, they all persuaded my parents to find someone to come and see Feng Shui.

Within a few days, my dad really asked someone to find an old Taoist priest with good skills to come to my house to see feng shui.

Guess what, the old Taoist priest came into my house, said it was not good at this glance, and said it was not good at it, and finally ran to my house and saw me, and blurted out three "wonderful" words.

"Wonderful, wonderful, wonderful! Lord, your family's feng shui is not excellent, it can be said to be medium to low, if you don't deal with it in time, I'm afraid there will be a bloody disaster. But with your descendants here, I can guarantee that within a month, there will be a turn of peaks and loops, and the flow of water will be prosperous. You see if this will work, I will do my best to help your family change the time and luck, ward off evil spirits and disasters, and I don't want you to pay for lamp oil. Please only allow me to accept this descendant of your family as an apprentice, and let him follow me to learn feng shui physiognomy and walk the rivers and lakes. ”

As soon as my dad heard this, he was on fire at that time, how could he go to someone's house to see feng shui, and finally have a child, so he drove away to the old Taoist priest without saying a word.

Later, no one in my family had ever looked at Feng Shui. However, a month later, it was really like what the old Taoist priest said, my father was promoted, my mother raised my salary, and the two of them slept peacefully.

These three times are known to my parents and my parents, in fact, there are many things that happened to me later, anyway, just like this kind of guy who is called feudal superstition, when he sees me, his eyes light up like a cat sees a mouse.

These things are very strange, and they have caused me to have a special "feeling" for traditional feudal superstition.

Reason tells me that I can't believe it, and reality makes me have to believe it, so that I am always wandering in the ignorance of the unknown and can't extricate myself.

It's like talking about the "corpse chasing" that I am encountering now.

When I haven't seen it, when I hear others talk about it, I will scoff at it and despise the other party for watching Lin Zhengying's movies. Now that I have encountered it, I will subconsciously combine it with what I know in my heart, and I will be afraid of "haunted by ghosts" and "zombies sucking blood".

What should I do in this case?

I've come up with a way to ignore it.

TNND, it doesn't matter what you are, brother just don't see anything, and I'm not curious about how you did it, and I don't care how you explain it. You drove the corpse past me, so go ahead. I'm going to scare people into playing, okay, but you can't think too much about me.

Why, the ignorant are fearless, I don't know what's going on, I'm not afraid. Even when I can sometimes see things that others can't, I keep it my secret and never tell anyone or explain it to me.

Therefore, as soon as the Fulin Daoist said that he wanted to tell my fortune, I refused without even thinking about it, and even more righteously extinguished his intention to fool me into being a corpse chaser.

It's just that this blessing was unwilling, stroked his square hat, and said softly: "Xiaoyou, you can have a heart that yearns for the truth, and I admire it very much." However, don't deny my profession of corpse chaser, feudal superstition is about those villains who cheat money with Taoist secret techniques, and I am a righteous person. Come, come, come, I'll show you what true witchcraft orthodoxy is today. ”

Fu Lin said, took my hand, and was about to walk towards the row of corpses he had just put down.

How could I be as he wished, my brother is a principled person.

"Dao Chief, you let go of me, I won't go over!"

"Haha, Xiaoyou, you're scared. ”

"Yes, I'm scared. ”

"Didn't you just say you didn't believe it? ”

"I don't believe when I'm not afraid, I believe when I'm afraid, what's the matter, can't I? ”

"You...... Alas, little friend, believe it or not, the secret technique of expelling corpses is right in front of you at this moment, aren't you interested in taking a look?"

"I'm sorry, not interested. ”

"I ......"

Fulin was completely speechless, standing still and pulling me is not, not pulling me is not.

At this moment, Liang Tianyu, who had helped me get water just now, ran back and opened his mouth to ask, "What's not interested?"

I pursed my lips, broke free of Fulin, took the water, poured it, and replied softly, "The Taoist chief has to pull me to see the corpse." ”

"Really, I'm interested!"

Well, I squirted out the next sip of water on the spot, forgetting that this kid was here to drive the corpse.

Liang Tianyu didn't care about me at all, turned his head and took Fu Lin's hand, and was about to move forward.

"Dao Chief, take me to see the corpse you chased. ”

Who knew that Fu Lin actually stood still and said softly: "Little friend, it's not that the poor road won't take you to see." The main thing is that the secret technique of driving out corpses does not pass on the six ears. ”

"Why don't you pass on the six ears, you can show him, why can't you take me. ”

"That little friend is a genius who drives corpses, you are not. ”

"Why can't I?"

"You have beads in your eyebrows and eyes, and jade in your skin, and it is difficult to suppress the soul. To put it bluntly, you're too handsome to suppress your corpse!"

"Damn!"

Liang Tianyu couldn't help but burst into a foul mouth.

I was also happy because he was deflated, but when I thought about it, I felt that something was wrong.

"Damn, stinking Taoist, are you saying I'm uglier than him?"

"Well, Xiaoyou misunderstood. ”

"You ......"

"Little friend, don't blame, let's go with Poor Dao first to see the corpse. ”

Fu Lin said as he grabbed my hand again.

This time, Liang Tianyu grabbed Fu Lin and Fu Lin caught me, which suddenly reminded me of the love triangle plot in Korean dramas.

Don't let me think about it, Liang Tianyu turned around, came to the other side of me and grabbed me.

"Dude, brother, I will lend you a light to see and see the secret art of chasing corpses. Dao Chief, come, let's put him over. ”

"Good. ”

Liang Tianyu's words are in line with Fulin's intentions, the two of them are left and right, and they will move forward when they set me up.

"I'll rub, you let me go, I don't like men, no, I don't want to see corpses!"

I wailed and tried to break free from them, but these two people were obviously practitioners, and their hands were very strong, so they dragged me hard and walked quickly to the corpse team dozens of meters in front of the front of the bus.

When I got closer, a putrid smell crept into my nostrils, and before I could see what the corpse was, I was so disgusted that I almost fainted.

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