October 5, 2022.

Liucheng, Nanzhong University.

"Zhou Yun, you're back in school. ”

Xia Yi was a little surprised, she didn't expect to see Zhou Yun in the classroom, you must know that Zhou Yun gave birth to a child not long ago, and now she is only half a month old, and she comes to school to attend classes, which really surprises Xia Yi.

Zhou Yun smiled and beckoned to Xia Yi, said hello, opened his textbook, and said, "You can't keep asking for leave, you still have to come to class, in fact, you should have come over a long time ago." ”

"You haven't been confined yet, don't you need to take care of yourself?"

"Now it's recuperating, but it's just to come to the class, whether it's tiring, I still know this. ”

Xia Yi Zhou Yun didn't say anything more, obviously Zhou Yun knew in his heart, if he was really not in good health, he would naturally not force himself to come over to listen to the class, but thinking of Zhou Yun's newborn daughter, he said with a smile: "I haven't congratulated you yet, now I am a mother." ”

Zhou Yun smiled and thanked him, and soon heard Xia Yi ask, "Zhou Yun, you are going to school this time, is he taking care of the children at home?"

"yes, Eleven is at home. ”

As soon as they heard Zhou Yun's words, the classmates sitting on the side also turned their heads one after another, their eyes fell on Zhou Yun, and they were all very curious about whether Bao Shiyi would take the child.

"Haha, actually, I'm not at ease, but Eleven is studying hard. ”

"You don't know, it's really a headache to sleep with laughter, especially when you wake up in the middle of the night and cry, at first I basically hugged and coaxed, but obviously Eleven knew that I was tired, so I helped laugh and laugh, but I don't know if Xiaoxiao thinks her father is not handsome enough or the posture of the hug is wrong, as long as it is eleven hugs, the rhythm of crying will not stop and will continue to prolong, no way, I can only get up again......"

"However, after a few days, he got better, and Eleven had fully mastered the 'gentle' technique and learned to sing the 'beautiful' lullaby, but it was clear that Xiaoxiao still tossed her father from time to time. ”

The classmates on the side couldn't help but laugh when they heard Zhou Yun's words.

It's hard for them to imagine what Bao Shiyi's young handsome guy looks like with a baby, if it is really full of conditions, it must be very embarrassing and funny.

……

Bao Shiyi, the novice dad who was mentioned by Zhou Yun with a smile, is now watching the baby at home, while busy logging on to the mother and child forum website to learn the secret of bringing a baby. Of course, more of them are posting in the forum for advice.

For example, the question of whether to put water or milk powder first to soak milk powder, there seems to be no difference in the problem, and it is also very particular, the proportion of milk powder first and then pouring water and first putting water and then digging milk powder is completely different.

If someone had said this to Bao Shiyi before, Bao Shiyi would definitely think it was made!

Do heaven and earth unto death!

But now, Bao Shiyi didn't dare to think so, and even such a small thing as making milk powder was very responsible, in addition to matching the proportion, but also to test the temperature.

For a very challenging task like changing diapers, it is best to put a diaper pad underneath, and be careful not to let the child catch a cold when changing, especially at the navel......

And also......

All of this really made Bao Eleven explode.

……

Now, the small book of Bao 11 has been filled with precautions for raising a baby.

One by one, thinking of the dense rules remembered in the small book, Bao Eleven had a feeling that he wanted to cry but couldn't.

was originally a revenge on the society's experience, but now those experiences are squeezed out of the territory, and if it continues like this, it will really be overwhelmed by the experience of raising a baby.

"Short-lived ghost, don't be busy taking care of your daughter all the time, don't forget your great mission, and take revenge on society. ”

The words of the neurotic system in his mind also kept appearing, reminding Bao Shiyi from time to time, urging Bao Shiyi to seize the time to take revenge on society, obviously not caring at all that he was now the target of retaliation.

Because Bao Shiyi himself has nothing to do at home, at the beginning, Bao Shiyi and Zhou Yun didn't think about going to a nanny to help take care of the children, especially for Bao Shiyi, he wanted to take care of the children by himself, because for him, such time is very precious, and he especially values the time he can spend with his daughter.

However, it is clear that the imagination is beautiful, but the reality is cruel.

……

"Ahhhhh......h

Xiaoxiao kept crying, Bao Shiyi also wanted to cry in his heart, but when he wanted to cry, he could only keep coaxing his daughter.

"Smile and smile, smile and don't cry......"

"Don't cry, smile, really don't cry anymore, if you cry again, Dad will cry too. ”

Bao Shiyi looked at his daughter who had been crying all the time, and couldn't help but wonder if someone took advantage of his inattention and secretly clicked on his daughter's crying hole.

Otherwise, how could a child cry so much.

The eleven heads of the bag are all big.

……

As soon as Zhou Yun's mother entered the door, she saw Bao Shiyi trying to coax her daughter, and when she saw her granddaughter crying so uncomfortably, she hurried over to look at it and asked, "Xiaoxiao, what's wrong?" Are you hungry?"

"Zhou Yun was milked before going to school, and she just fed it. ”

Zhou's mother took the bag Xiaoxiao in Bao Shiyi's hand, and then slowly coaxed it, humming and chirping, the movement was very gentle, I don't know if I cried enough, or if I really changed someone to give face, so I didn't give him face as a father, and smiled and slowly quieted down.

For his daughter, who was gradually falling asleep, Bao Shiyi no longer had any thoughts about why he didn't cry.

He just wanted to lie down and catch his breath now.

The black swan in his heart was already dying.

Bao Shiyi was lying on the sofa and glanced at his daughter who was already asleep, and he suddenly guessed how he died, he must have been tortured to death by his own daughter.

However, let him take a good breath and rest before he dies.

Just take a breath and rest, so tired, from body to soul feel tired, Bao 11 felt that his soul had fluttered its wings and ascended to heaven to meet Jesus in advance.

……

As soon as he took a breath to prove that he was still alive, Zhou Yun called her and reminded him not to forget to bathe Xiaoxiao, and to pay attention to balabala when taking a bath......

A long story, a number of precautions, captured the experience of Bao Eleven's small books one after another.

It really made Bao Eleven's head blow up.

Bao Shiyi listened to Zhou Yun say that he bathed his daughter, and logged on to the maternal and infant forum to post for help, but he saw someone on Weibo who specially @ him, and he actually asked him, a novice father, to take the baby-

"I heard that Eleven became a father, so I asked for advice on how Eleven took care of the baby, how to spend the first period of raising the baby, and @包十一"

MMP, I want to ask you guys......

Lao Tzu just joined the Alliance of the Father's Sorrows.,I'm asking who to go.,Ask for customs clearance cheats.,Ask for a great god strategy.,It's better if there's a plug-in......