Chapter 33: Joining the Spiritual Courtyard is like getting on a thief ship
We greeted each other, and then fell into a long awkward silence together, until Black Carbon howled again, and the atmosphere changed.
The uncle finally realized the seriousness of the problem, quickly stood up straight, held the neck of the black charcoal in one hand, and put the other hand behind his back, and asked in a deep voice, "Who are you and how did you come here?"
"Uh...... Belch...... Hello teacher, my name is Yan Shifei, a freshman, and I'm here to find this cat. ”
I struggled to phrase it for a long time before it occurred to me that I should call this uncle a teacher, and if I guessed correctly, he was probably the so-called dean of the Spirit Academy.
Sure enough, after hearing my self-introduction, the expression on my face softened a lot, and he bent down and pressed the black charcoal on the seat in front of him again.
"Yan is right or wrong, oh, it's you. I've heard them say that there is a god-given guy in this class of freshmen, and I was thinking of looking for you, but I didn't expect you to find this place by yourself. Okay, since you're here, let's not leave yet, just find a place to sit, and when I'm done, we'll talk about other things. ”
"Oh, no, teacher, you ......."
"Oh, by the way, I forgot to introduce myself. My name is Li Xueqing, the dean of the Spirit College of Tiandao University, there is no one else here, just call me Brother Qing, you don't need to call me a teacher. ”
This Dean Li introduced himself without raising his head, and then pressed the black charcoal with one knee as before, not knowing what he did, causing the black charcoal to squeak and scream, and people panicked when they heard it.
"That, what, Mr. Li, what are you going to do with black charcoal?"
"Ahh Do you say this cat is not. It turns out that his name is Black Carbon. Don't worry, I'm not a psychopath, and I won't abuse cats. I just gave it a minor operation, and this guy is still running around with half of his head left, and he is not afraid to throw his brain away. ”
As he spoke, Dean Li's other hand had already been raised, and the unknown object in his hand slapped the face of the cat that had been missing half of the black charcoal, causing the black cat to howl for a while.
It sounded worse than the sound of my fingernails scratching glass, and I was going to lean over and take a closer look. I don't have that kind of mind at this time. Hurry to the other side of the room and sit down on the hospitality sofa, quietly waiting for the "operation" to end.
But waiting quietly was not an easy task, and as soon as I sat down, the parrot combing its feathers on the bookshelf flew close to me. Steady by my side.
I looked at the bird. The bird glared at me as well. It stands to reason that only human beings observe and study other creatures, but I could see in the bird's eyes that it was looking at me.
The more they looked at each other, the more furious they became. I turned my head slightly to avoid the bird's gaze, but who knew that as soon as I looked down, I saw another pair of dark eyes staring at me.
His sister, the Satsuma dog that had just put himself in a cage, ran out of her own at the moment, crouching in front of me and "studying" me like the bird.
Well, I was wrong, I can always look outside.
Unable to stand the dog's gaze, I turned my head to look out the window, only to see the chimpanzee peeping at me with half of his face peeking at the windowsill.
Damn! I don't let people live!
Every second that followed was torment for me, and it wasn't until a certain moment that the screams of "black charcoal" stopped abruptly that I was completely relieved and quickly looked up at Mr. Li.
As far as my eye could see, I saw a black figure dragging a long strip of white cloth, and the girl rushed out through the open door.
Then came Mr. Li's yelling.
"Hey, you dead cat, the bandages haven't been tied yet, what are you running!"
Mr. Li chased a few steps, and when he arrived at the door, he should have felt that he couldn't catch up, so he shook his head helplessly, closed the door and walked back.
When he sat down on the couch across from me, my ordeal was finally over.
"Okay, look at everything, aren't you just a freshman, and it's not the first time you've seen anyone else. Disperse, disperse. ”
As Mr. Li's words fell, the monkey outside the window withdrew, and Satsuma returned to the cage, the parrot ...... Well, the parrot is still standing aside. Of course, if it's just that simple, I'm not surprised, the key is that there are even more bizarre, the two ping-pong balls on the table actually rolled to the ground to the corner of the wall, the crooked bicycle rolled over and erected to the wall, and the broom waiting in the corner of the wall took off and quickly pulled on the ground.
It felt like the blink of an eye, and the office had changed again, much cleaner than before.
Looking at everything that happened in front of me, I was really confused, I didn't feel anything wrong when I walked up the ghoul road to see the corpses, I didn't think I was dreaming when I entered the ghost village and met the ghosts, but now I strongly believe that everything in front of me is an illusion, because ......
Have you ever seen a chair that can tuck itself under a desk!
I opened my mouth wide and couldn't say a word, while Mr. Li Xueqing Li on the other side smiled softly, raised his hand and poured a glass of water in front of me.
"Come, Mr. Yan, let's have a glass of water. Let's talk slowly. ”
"Oh, thank you...... Thank you. ”
"Haha, classmate Yan, you don't have to be so restrained, this is my office, and it will be your classroom in the future. If you come and go often, just get used to it. ”
"Oh, huh, classroom?"
"Yes, the Spirit Academy does not have an independent teaching building, the entire Tiandao University belongs to the territory of the Spirit Academy, and I have this office, you are now a student of the Spirit Academy, so this will be your classroom in the future." ”
Mr. Li took it for granted, but I always felt that something was wrong.
Where?
"Hey, yes, when did I become a student at the Spirit Academy?"
"Those who come in here, of course, are my students. Yan is right or wrong, you are a god-given spiritual eye, and the spiritual academy only admits students with spiritual eyes, there is no doubt about this. Don't look at the small territory of our Spirit Academy, but this is definitely a place where no one dares to provoke in the entire Heavenly Dao University. I, Li Xueqing, said a word, and the principal didn't dare to say a 'no'. So, it doesn't hurt to mess with me. ”
“……”
"Of course, you don't have to have any pressure, classmate Yan, I take good care of my students, and I don't need you to do any rough work, and I won't threaten you with not giving you a pass at the end of the semester, let's just get along as friends and make progress together." How's it going?"
"Ah, good, good. ”
I don't know what the process goes through for college freshmen to enroll. In a word. Anyway, they all go to school, and it's different which college they enter, so the teacher just nods and agrees.
Seeing my performance, Mr. Li nodded with satisfaction. Lean back on the couch. Whispered, "Okay." Now tell me how you got here. ”
"Oh, I was supposed to go to school in Sichuan by car, and I ran into the Seven Stars Corpse in the middle. I walked on the road of ghouls, and finally got on the school bus of Tiandao University by mistake, so I came here. ”
"Seven-Star Corpse, well, kind of interesting. In that case, have you ever really experienced death?"
"Nope. ”
"Yes, that's exactly what I want. By the way, what happened to that cat just now?"
"As for the cat, I met it on the way, and it seems that he brought me here. Its name is Black Charcoal, and I guess a friend of mine is keeping it now. I came here because my friend asked me to help her get the cat back. ”
"Oh, that cat has an owner. In that case, forget it, I still wanted to raise it myself. When you get out, you tell your friend that I've taken care of the cat's face and paws, and it will be back to a normal cat in about six or seven days. Let him rest assured. ”
Recovered like a normal cat?
Hearing Mr. Li's words, I couldn't believe it, half of the black charcoal's face and two front paws were even worn out with flesh and skin, how could it be recovered, but when I thought of the weirdness of other things in this room, it was a little bit possible.
"Okay, Mr. Li, I'll thank you on behalf of my friend and Hei Tan. ”
"No, that's not the case. Besides, if it weren't for them, I wouldn't have seen you so early. ”
Teacher Li smiled all over his face, which immediately aroused my curiosity, and quickly asked, "Teacher Li, you just said that the person who was given the Heavenly Spiritual Eye was going to enter the Spirit Academy as a student, so you are also a Heavenly Spiritual Eye?"
"That's right, the Spirit Academy only recruits students with Heavenly Spiritual Eyes, this is a rule that has been set since the establishment of Heavenly Dao University, and no one can break it. This is also the reason why the Spirit Academy does not recruit students on a large scale like other colleges, and only people with compound conditions like you can come here. So, like you and me, we can see everything that normal people can't see, we can talk to all the objects that inspire the soul, and even use our spiritual eyes to enlighten certain dead things. In short, the spiritual eye is given by God, and there are countless subtleties in it. I'll tell you about it later. ”
"The things in this room just now are all ......"
"They have been with me for many years, and they are almost all enlightened, and you, as my student, will naturally have the opportunity to communicate with them more. ”
Li Xueqing didn't say much, maybe he was afraid that I would think too much of unrealistic things, but from his words, I couldn't help but diverge my thinking.
Could it be that I can also let the broom sweep the floor by itself in the future?
"Ahem, that, classmate Yan, wipe your mouth, all the saliva is left. ”
"Ahh Hey, by the way, Mr. Li, the enrollment conditions of our Spirit Academy are so strict, isn't there very few people. Do I have any senior brothers or sisters or anything like that?"
"No, in the past twenty years, the Spirit Academy has only recruited one student from you. ”
"I'm the only one, doesn't that mean that there are only two of us in a so-called academy?"
"Yes, there are only two people, but the personnel structure of our academy is still relatively complete. Look, Dudu, it's this parrot next to you, it's the vice president of our spiritual academy. Spinach, the orangutan who just went downstairs, is the teaching director of our Spirit Academy. The big one, that is, the Satsuma dog, is a substitute teacher. I won't introduce the others to you one by one, and you will understand them all when everyone gets acquainted with them in the future. ”
Li Xueqing said it seriously, but I want to say that I don't want to understand.
What, I'm a student in a huge college, but I have to be commanded by birds, managed by monkeys, and studied with dogs, what is this TM!
"Ahem, okay, classmate Yan, you don't have to look like you're going to die, and slowly you will find out the benefits of our Spirit Academy. Well, let's not talk about these useless things. Today is the first time you and I have met, and I am very friendly to my students. If you have any questions, just ask me. Of course, don't ask about the professional aspects, when your military training is over and the official start of the course, you will learn slowly. ”
“……”
This teacher Li has a very kind attitude, but Nima has not recruited students for more than 20 years, does he really have the experience of teaching students?
Forget it, forget it, don't dwell on this pointless question, I'll talk about something else.
Scratching my head and thinking about it for a while, my eyes lit up.
Since this Teacher Li said that he is a god-given spiritual eye, Niu B is not good, so can he help me figure out everything about Wu Ming.
Thinking of this, I hurriedly asked, "Teacher Li, do you know Wu Ming, who is the head of the External Relations Department of the Student Union." ”
"Wu Ming? Oh, remember, how could you not know each other. In every student evaluation in the past two years, he has been praised by those old men for their good seedlings, saying that they can stay in school for further study in the future. It makes my ears feel calloused. What's the matter, what do you ask him for?"
"Well, when I was taking the freshman assessment these days, I encountered an incident in the labyrinth of hell that had something to do with him. ”
"What's the matter?"
"A couple of freshmen were killed, and he did it. ”
"What are you talking about! Wu Ming has killed someone? Tell me what the situation is!"
When Li Xueqing heard my words, he suddenly lost his calm and relaxed before, and I was happy to see him like this, so I told my story.
Finally, when it was mentioned that Liang Tianyu and Jing Han ran downstairs together in order to avoid Wu Ming's pursuit, Li Xueqing slapped the table and roared: "What you said is true? Wu Ming himself admitted it?"
"Yes, he admitted it, and he didn't seem to be afraid of me from telling me about it. ”
"Yo, what's wrong with him turning against the sky, I'm looking for Lao Yang......" Li Xueqing said, standing up as if he was looking for someone, but he was only halfway through his words, and suddenly paused again, "No, no." I've seen Wu Ming's kid a few times, and he doesn't look like a traitorous person, and he doesn't have a murderous star possession. He shouldn't have done such a thing. Yan is right or wrong, did he tell you the reason why he killed someone?"
"No, he was going to say it, but there was an accident in the middle and he didn't explain it, so I don't know what it was for. Teacher Li, why don't we go and arrest him here and ask him about it?"
"Arrest him? haha, don't bother. As God-given spiritual eyes, if we want to figure out one thing, do we still need to arrest people? Open your eyes to see for yourself, isn't it more direct. ”
"Open the eyes of the sky?"
"Yes, that's right, I'm going to teach you the first lesson. ”
Li Xueqing said, stepped forward and put one hand on my shoulder, and then heard him shout: "Follow me...... Let's go!" (To be continued......)
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