The pitch-black whirlpool, like a deep and bottomless black hole, spits out a figure directly from it......

Suning stood on the table, staring at the blonde woman sitting below him. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

He was confused: "That...... Didn't you remove the table, why did you move it back?"

As he spoke, his eyes were unconsciously attracted to the bottomless peaks that were deeper than a black hole...... Prejudice is prejudice, but it's nature and it's irresistible!

Tsunade also seemed to be stunned, and replied instinctively: "As for the table, I just beat it yesterday and broke it, and I just got a new one sent today, and they didn't know it, so they put the table back here, and I haven't had time to move it yet." ”

"Oh......"

Suning jumped straight off the table and was beaten again? This is also true, if he can use half of his brain to chase his sister, then it will not be Tsunade who will beat you, but she will not be able to sleep after you beat all night......

Is...... It can only be said to be a typical type of paper talk.

Therefore, most of the successful writers are otaku, and they are too sullen in their hearts!

"So ......"

Tsunade looked at Suning with a strange expression, "You haven't appeared for several days, why are you suddenly here today?"

Suning said: "No, why...... If you want to come, you'll come. ”

It was really Zhao Xueling who was embarrassed and angry, looking at her eyes was really wrong, especially looking at the scroll that stored all the intimate heavens, it was even more unkind, in order to prevent her from destroying this intimate paradise, Yang Yi, who had played away, hurriedly urged Suning to get down to business.

So, Suning left the car directly and arrived at the Hokage's plane.

Of course, this is something you should never say to Tsunade.

He looked left and right, and sneered, "What? You're not going to arrest me this time?"

Tsunade smiled bitterly: "I'm sorry, if you are still angry because of what happened before, I apologize to you, it is true that I was too reckless, I decided to follow Jiraiya's orders and use the sealing scroll to make a deal with you, a hundred sealing scrolls, I will give them all to you, no matter how many questions you answer, even if it is not enough for a hundred, even if it is just one, this hundred will be given to you, even if it is my previous apology to you." ”

Suning was surprised: "So generous? The price of the sealing scroll is not cheap." ”

"It's okay, I'm wronged anyway. ”

Tsunade smiled, he was fifty or sixty years old, but he also looked amazing.

Suning nodded, secretly surprised in his heart, this Tsunade is worthy of being the Hokage, and he will really calculate, pay a hundred sealing scrolls, and give them all to himself, which is good, but the problem is that even if there are more than a hundred of her questions at that time, I am afraid that I will not be able to pull my face and refuse to answer.

And a very ordinary deal, she made herself by the way.

"Okay, then I ask to talk to Jiraiya, you can audit, but the other party must be Jiraiya. ”

Tsunade said, "Why?"

"Well...... It's very simple, because I have a good impression of him, and I believe him. ”

BECAUSE I'M HIS FAN.

Suning said in his heart that it is rare to come across a book he likes, and if he is not close to the author, how can he say the past?

"Okay, wait a minute, I'll go to the hospital and bring him here. ”

Suning: "...................................."

He was amazed, "How much did you beat him?"

This question was quickly answered.

When Suning saw that most of his face was wrapped in gauze, and then his feet were swollen into turnips, especially his hands, which were tightly wrapped...... It seems that this is the key object of care, and it is estimated that it has touched the place that should not be touched again.

Zilai was also in a wheelchair, his eyes were not taken care of, and he was still exposed, and smiled bitterly at Suning: "I'm sorry to let you see my embarrassing side." ”

Suning looked up and down speechlessly, and said, "Have you done something unspeakable again?"

"This ...... It's hard to put into words, ......"

Jiraiya worried, "Our current conversations won't be counted in the transaction, will we?"

"Of course not!"

Suning smiled.

And Tsunade said to Kakashi beside him, "Kakashi, you go and invite the two advisors over." ”

"Yes!"

Kakashi replied and was about to leave, but Suning suddenly stopped him.

Kakashi looked at Suning, who was waving to him, and said confusedly, "Mr. Su, do you have any questions?"

Suning smiled: "There's no problem, it's just the intimate paradise you gave me before, and it's really interesting for me to watch, so ...... Can I give it back to you later?"

Kakashi's eyes lit up and he was pleasantly surprised, "You like it?"

Suning nodded.

"It's okay, then I'll give it to you!"

Kakashi patted his chest and said loudly, "Don't worry, I still have two sets at home, so it's okay, if I can have one more person who likes to make out in heaven because of me, I'll be very happy, and you must be very happy too, Jiraiya-sama, right?"

Jiraiya laughed and said, "That's right, I'm very happy, I'm very happy! ”

Is this the legendary true love fan? Three collections, one collection, one sermon, and one ornamental ......

Suning suddenly understood why Jiraiya was so rich, and it was estimated that there were too many fans like Kakashi who supported him.

And Tsunade watched the three of them quickly get together, looking like good comrades-in-arms.

Tsunade looked at Suning's eyes and suddenly had a faint disdain, what, it turns out that what kind of raccoon dog is this guy with Kakashi and Jiraiya? No wonder he wants to talk to Jiraiya.

But now, it's really useful.

She sighed and said, "Forget it, you guys can talk, I'll invite them over, but Mr. Su, if you want to collect it, because all the sealing scrolls are made by him at his expense, maybe he is a little prejudiced against you, and if there is anything rude at that time, I will ......"

"Don't worry, if you dare to provoke me, I will still clean him up!"

Suning sneered: "Although Izanagi is powerful, if I want to kill him, it's really not a big problem!"

Tsunade sighed, So, I want you to have a little more Haihan, forget it, let's not let him come, the province has paid too much, but it offended him......

At that moment, she sighed and left, leaving Suning, Jiraiya and Kakashi chatting enthusiastically.

Seeing Tsunade leave, the three of them chatted for a long time, and then Suning sighed: "I finally have time to talk about serious things." ”

"Serious, what?"

Jiraiya had a confused look on his face.

Kakashi said, "Do you need me to avoid it?"

"No, it's basically related to you!"

Suning solemnly handed over a business card to Zi Laiye's hand, and said: "This is my business card, I'm not sure if you will go to Nagato and Xiaonan, I hope you don't go, but if you insist on going, when you are in danger, take out this card, and then silently recite my name, I can appear by your side!"

"Yes? Thank you. ”

Jiraiya took the card and said gratefully: "Thank you so much for thinking about me!"

"I'm also afraid that if you die now, the serialization of intimacy heaven will be broken, and what I hate most is the eunuch who digs a pit and doesn't bury it. ”

Kakashi was taken aback, and then he reacted, and said in shock: "In this case, it is indeed a very serious problem, Jiraiya-sama, if you want to go to the Rain Ninja Village, please let me go with you!"

He said solemnly: "Before the intimacy of Heaven is finished, there must be nothing wrong with Lord Jiraiya!"

Jiraiya: ".........................................."

So, after the intimacy of heaven is finished, it doesn't matter what happens to me?

He glanced at Kakashi helplessly, and said in his heart, if you talk about seniority, I can be regarded as your teacher's teacher, the elder of the elders, but you just see me as a tool to make an intimate paradise, isn't it a bit too rude?

And there's ......

Zilai also said to Suning in confusion: "So, what is a eunuch?"

Suning looked at his vital parts, and his strange gaze made him tremble, "That is...... Halfway through the writing, there's nothing underneath!"