Sun Yanjin made up her makeup in the bathroom for a while before coming out.

As tonight's birthday star, Sun Yanjin after re-touching up her makeup looks radiant as soon as she comes out!

Unlike other girls who carried the frost were dressed as lightly, Sun Yanjin wore a peach-colored balloon-sleeved princess shirt this night, and the material was elegant and close-fitting.

Under the neckline of the high round neck that encircles her white snow neck, a crystal clear emerald gemstone pendant is embellished.

There is no jeweled sharpness, but it sets off a fashionable and noble aura for her whole person.

The ponytail that I usually comb is replaced with an elegant style of pan head, which at first glance looks a bit like a little Hepburn.

She is not tall and her legs are not very long, but the white trousers with trim legs and a pair of peach-colored pointed-toe high heels still give people a sense of déjà vu of a tall and slender Qianqian girl.

Huang Guolun saw such a "beautiful" Sun Yanjin for the first time, and it was quite amazing.

Sun Yanjin didn't notice Huang Guolun, who was super inconspicuous in the old cadre outfit.

Coming out of the bathroom, Sun Yanjin walked to the booth area of Hao Qiang and Lurou and their group with a smile on her face.

She thought Huang Guolun had already sat down.

When I sat down and asked, I realized that Mr. Huang hadn't come yet.

Sun Yanjin turned his head to look for it again, and saw Huang Guolun sitting in an inconspicuous place in the corner.

Standing up with a smile, Sun Yanjin walked straight towards Huang Guolun.

Huang Guolun also got up to meet Sun Yanjin.

"Why are you sitting alone? Didn't you say you'd come first? ”

Sun Yanjin complained to Huang Guolun head-on.

Huang Guolun smiled and did not speak.

Sun Yanjin drank very happily before, so bright that in his watery eyes, he could see a very happy and intoxicated light film.

She didn't care too much about the old cadre outfit Huang Guolun was wearing, because Huang Guolun had never been that kind of hipster, and even if he was dressed up, he wouldn't be very handsome.

On the contrary, it is this old appearance, Sun Yanjin looks more pleasing to the eye.

Kindly took Huang Guolun's arm, and Sun Yanjin dragged Huang Guolun among his friends.

A discerning person can see Sun Yanjin's attitude towards Huang Guolun that the relationship between the two is not ordinary.

Hao Qiang and other men who secretly admired Sun Yanjin were secretly unhappy in their hearts, and they thought to themselves, who is this special uncle?

Lu Rou loves to be noisy the most, and without waiting for Sun Yanjin to introduce Huang Guolun, she first shook the sequins on the BlingBling skirt and stood up, and asked Sun Yanjin with a smile: "Jinzi, this can't be the Teacher Huang you told us, right?"

"He is!" Sun Yanjin excitedly introduced to everyone.

"Huang Guolun. Huang Guolun smiled and greeted the group of young people, feeling a little like gold.

"Isn't it! This is the low-key and talented, smart and funny little cute little teacher Huang?" Lu Rou's rhetorical tone was obviously a little disappointed.

Hao Qiang and the others all laughed sneeringly.

But not everyone thinks Huang Guolun's appearance is very low.

There are also girls who are good with Sun Yanjin, who know that Huang Guolun is a low-key rich second generation, so they are not very picky about Huang Guolun's appearance. On the contrary, they feel that Huang Guolun's low-key and old-fashioned aura makes people quite down-to-earth.

This side of the relationship has already made them have a little good impression of Huang Guolun.

Huang Guolun really has no feeling for these ladies with different fashions.

The mixed glances that these young people present cast at him, and Huang Guolun didn't care.

In his opinion, these people are like a group of children, and of course he, an adult, will not care about anything with a group of children.

Sun Yanjin pulled Huang Guolun to sit on the side of the booth.

She laughed at Lu Rou: "You drink high, Lu Rou, what I'm talking about is that Mr. Huang is low-key and talented, and his son is a smart and funny little cute baby." He's not a cute baby. All the single sisters here, I have to introduce you to Mr. Huang's son, his son Huang Tao is super amused, who of you can be his son's new mother, and I promise to wake up from my dream every day for the rest of my life!"

This introduction made Huang Guolun embarrassed to death.

Is this to promote him or to promote his son? It seems that Sun Yanjin is also drunk.

Ju Xiaohui joked: "Jinzi, you like Teacher Huang's son so much, why don't you be a stepmother to others? ”

Hao Qiang continued: "Our conditions are so good, how can we be a stepmother to others!"

Sun Yanzhen said sassily: "Don't say it, I really want to be a new mother to Peach, but it's a pity...... Mr. Huang's family doesn't look down on me. ”

Sun Yanjin glanced at Huang Guolun with a smile, and the atmosphere between the two was obviously a little ambiguous.

Hao Qiang took the lead in coaxing: "Hmm~~~~~!"

Lu Rou spoke straight and said to Sun Yanjin: "It's because you don't like Teacher Huang." ”

"Ahem. ”

Huang Guolun couldn't listen to it anymore, coughed twice, picked up his wine glass and said, "Don't talk about me, Sun Yanjin has a birthday today, let's celebrate her birthday." I'm late, so I'll punish myself with a drink. …… Happy birthday. ”

said "Happy Birthday" to Sun Yanjin, and Huang Guolun simply drank the bottom of a glass of foreign wine.

"If you come so late, you have to be fined three cups, we ate all the birthday cakes, and we left you a piece, you make up for it, and you will be fined two more cups. ”

Sun Yanjin was quite caring, afraid that Huang Guolun would not be good for his health if he drank on an empty stomach, so he got up and bent over, and brought a small corner of black swan cake left by Huang Guolun from the table, and asked Huang Guolun to drink while eating the cake.

Hao Qiang raised his glass and asked Sun Yanjin for credit: "Jinzi, I bought you this cake, do you feel particularly happy after eating it? You have to drink another one with me, right?"

Sun Yanjin replied: "Eating your cake, I don't feel much happiness, but I feel a lot of distress." Your cake is so expensive, I feel like I'm eating gold, haha. ”

Hao Qiang patted and said: "For you, no matter how expensive the cake is, we have to buy it! Who made you the goddess in our hearts!"

"Just say this to you, and go with you again!"

Sun Yanjin had a very chic birthday this time, almost no one refused, as long as she was happy, she would drink whoever toasted her. However, she sometimes drinks pure black tea, not the right wine.

Coaxed together, the group drank happily again.

Huang Guolun sat in the middle of this group of young people, feeling quite out of place.

Although he drank a little wine, his mood was quite high.

But he was really not familiar with these young people, and he was not very interested in the topics they were talking about, so slowly he automatically became a stuffy gourd and stopped talking.

It wasn't until Sun Yanjin and her female companions chatted about the cute yellow peach that the topic turned back to Huang Guolun.

Sun Yanjin kept praising the yellow peach, which made Lu Rou and others very curious, who is this yellow peach, how can she be so favored by Sun Yanjin?

Sun Yanjin told everyone: "You don't know how interesting peaches are. One weekend, Mr. Huang and I took Peaches to play in the parent-child world. At that time, the parent-child world was popularizing safety knowledge to children. A teacher asked the children present what are the safe voltages of 1V, 6V, 36V, 110V, 220V, 3000V, and 10000V? When Peaches heard this, they hurriedly replied: You can touch it! The parents present were all amused by Peaches, and the teacher thought that Peaches was a cute child, and was about to explain to Peaches. Then I heard the peach say again: But some can only touch it once. …… Ha ha. ”

Several girls present were amused by Sun Yanjin's story, and with this joke alone, they had a general understanding of yellow peach.

Huang Guolun smiled bitterly and drank the wine.

Every time he thinks of Huang Tao, a speechless little cleverness that surpasses ordinary children, he will be a little helpless.

Ju Xiaohui praised and said, "Teacher Huang, your son is so smart!"

Sun Yanjin told everyone: "Not only is he so smart, Mr. Huang's son is super smart!"

Huang Guolun dismantled himself: "He is not always smart, and he also has very embarrassing times." ”

When Sun Yanjin heard this, he immediately echoed and smiled: "Haha, yes, yes, Peaches always do bad things." Teacher Huang, tell everyone about the peaches they went out to pick in kindergarten that time. ”

She also said to the people present: "You must have all seen this paragraph on the Internet, this incident was personally experienced by Mr. Huang's son, and it was later made into a joke that became popular on the Internet, which is super interesting." ”

Seeing that Ju Xiaohui and the others all showed expressions of waiting to hear the story, Huang Guolun told everyone about Huang Tao's very embarrassing experience.

That time, their kindergarten organized the children to go to the farm to pick and experience life.

The children were very happy to play, and everyone picked a lot of fruits and vegetables, and the harvest was full.

Later, the teacher asked the children to wash the fruits and vegetables they had picked.

Teacher Li Yuanyuan Li from Huang Tao's class asked the children one by one next to him, "What are you washing?" Wang Xiaoshan. ”

Wang Xiaoshan said: "I'm washing strawberries, teacher, I picked strawberries." ”

The teacher asked again, "Li Yaxin, what about you?"

Li Yaxin said: "I'm washing tomatoes, teacher, I picked tomatoes. ”

The teacher complimented them: "The children are very good...... Hey, what are you doing?"

Huang Tao said coaxingly: "I was washing cloth shoes, (MMP), I stepped on the poop." ”

After Huang Guolun told this story, Lu Rou and the others were all amused, and they were about to die of laughter.

Sun Yanjin was about to burst into laughter at the corners of her eyes.

The ladies were attracted by the story of the yellow peach and became more and more interested in this funny child.

Hao Qiang and the others realized that the girls' interest was attracted by Huang Guolun's son, so they quickly changed the topic and said to Huang Guolun: "Teacher Huang, don't keep talking about your son. Listen to Jinzi, you teach music in high school and can write songs?"

In Hao Qiang's opinion, a high school music teacher like Huang Guolun, even if he can write songs, he can't write any cow songs, otherwise he won't teach music in high school.

Sun Yanjin came to his senses and told Hao Qiang: "Teacher Huang is very good at writing songs! Before our school's school celebration, Teacher Huang wrote a rap for the students, which was very sensational, and now his legend is still circulating in our school." ”

"Don't put a high hat on me, what a legend. I'm a legend at best. Hehe. Huang Guolun drank a little hi, and the little stinky fart in his bones gradually came out.

Hao Qiang was secretly unhappy, and pressed Huang Guolun with words: "Isn't it easy to write songs, Mr. Huang? I have a friend who is also engaged in music, and he said that writing songs is a combination of several keys back and forth, which is very simple." Those of you who teach music don't think it's difficult to write songs, do you?"

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A few words at the end.

Recently, there are always book friends who say that there are too many jokes, and there are too many jokes. I'll take control of it later.

But I still have to say that I wrote these paragraphs just to make everyone laugh. There's no need to dwell on it.

If you don't write a joke and replace it with dry dialogue, then the novel won't look interesting.

I just wanted to write a novel that would make everyone happy.

Of course, adding these jokes is not only for amusement, but also to bring out the function of the characters' personalities.

The passages I added were basically carefully chosen.

There may be friends who have read certain jokes on the Internet before, and they will feel bored when they watch them again.

But most of my friends haven't seen it.

It's impossible for me to write a novel that takes care of the perception of each of you, as long as it can be interesting and comfortable for most people, that's fine.

If you think it's okay to write something, just read it happily.

I really don't think it's good, you just go to read other novels, I don't have to beg you to laugh, there's no need to be with me.

I wrote this novel to make everyone happy, not to make everyone angry.

If you don't match my text, then really, don't read it hard, it will disturb your mood and make my novel worthless.

In fact, I wrote jokes on the Internet more than ten years ago, and now there are some jokes circulating on the Internet, which I wrote back then, and then slowly spread.

Some of the jokes used in the movie were written by me back then.

Some of the jokes may be really old, but I think it's funny, and I'll still add them when the situation is appropriate.

The main focus of this book is paragraph + music.

I wrote the joke just to make everyone laugh.

Writing music, I hope to move everyone.

I haven't written much music yet, but I'll write a lot about music later.

But as with the paragraphs, I don't just stuff songs into this book.

Every song I try to write should be suitable for the situation, able to connect with the story, so that everyone has enough room for imagination to feel the beauty of these songs.

The songs I add may not always be hits, but I will make each song burst into its greatest charm, so that people really remember these songs, rather than just watching them casually.

In short, I hope you have faith in this novel, and I will try to make you fall in love with this novel.