[019 It turns out that your children are so old]
"Teacher Li, I know that I am wrong, and I promise not to do it again in the future. ", pitiful pout, selling cuteness.
"Okay, okay, let's not take it as an example. Li Ge waved his hand helplessly, as a promising young man in the new era, he was really defenseless in the face of Xiao Loli's cuteness, "Go back to class." ”
"Thank you, Mr. Li. An Xiaoru smiled sweetly, bowed, then turned around and ran out of the office, and glanced at Du Xiaoxiao when she staggered by.
Du Xiao carefully understood, "Teacher Li, I know that I am wrong, and I promise not to do it again in the future." ”
"What are you doing wrong?"
"Uh......"
Du Xiaoxiao was stunned, in fact, she was also quite stunned now, it seemed that she hadn't done anything that everyone was angry about, she tilted her head and thought about it for a long time, and finally let her think of one thing.
"I'm sorry Mr. Li, I shouldn't have laughed at your SpongeBob SquarePants. ”
"Poof. Li Ge squirted out directly without drinking a sip of water, and seeing the smiling eyes of the other teachers in the same office, Li Ge suddenly felt that this Du Xiaoxiao must have been sent by God to punish him.
I still remember the first time I led the class, looking at the children in the classroom who were eager for knowledge, I was extremely excited, and I should say something when I was excited, this is the usual practice.
Li Ge thought of the famous meme: "You guys are the worst class I've ever led." ”
So, in what he thought was gentle and full of grace, he said, "Students, I believe that you will be the best class of students I have ever led. Modern education should naturally focus on encouragement.
As soon as the words fell, a little girl sitting in the back row said faintly, "Teacher, we are the only one you have ever led." ”
Hey, what kind of kid are you, can you still have a pleasant chat?
"Come on, don't say anything, call your parents to come to school. Although he does not agree with the education method of calling parents at every turn, but in the current situation, Li Ge believes that it is still necessary to meet the parents of students, and it is good to communicate face-to-face about children's education.
What happened this time really shocked Li Ge into a cold sweat, fortunately, although the classroom was in a mess, but fortunately, no students were injured, oh, no, it should be that no one was injured except for Zhang Cike's sprained ankle, otherwise, the consequences would be really unimaginable.
Li Ge can even imagine the headline of the Yucheng Evening News, "A bloody case caused by a xiaolongbao?"
He flipped through the contact book of the student's parents and saw that Du Xiaoxiao's contact column was actually empty, hey, this is a little embarrassing.
"Do you remember your adult's phone number?"
Du Xiaoxiao nodded obediently.
"Use the phone over there to invite your parents to come to school, dad or mom can do it. ”
Li Ge pressed his eyebrows, alas, his brain hurt.
When Hu Lei received Du Xiaoxiao's call, he was on his way to the teaching building, if I remember correctly, it seemed that there was a class in the morning, and the substitute teacher was an old professor who liked to name names.
However, when he hung up the call with Du Xiaoxiao, he had to turn around and walk in the direction of Yuda Attached Elementary School, Du Xiaoxiao said vaguely on the phone, and did not explain the specific reason, just said that the teacher asked parents to go to school. The so-called being a monk for a day and hitting the clock for a day, since he is now the guardian of this child, he can't leave it alone.
What could it be? Could it be that Du Xiaoxiao was bullied at school? It doesn't sound like a voice on the phone. Hu Lei thought wildly, but his pace couldn't help but speed up a little.
Conveniently, he didn't forget to send a message to Zhang Xiaohao, "Dude, I won't go to class if I have something to do, remember to help me call when Grandpa Jiang calls me." ”
"Yes, I got it. ", yes, back in seconds, this thing is playing with his mobile phone in class again.
After a while, the mobile phone rang again, and it was still Zhang Xiaohao's message, "By the way, Ning Xiangyu's goods are fighting on BBS, and he also arranged that you snatched Qi Qi with a knife, and now many people in the school support him, and even clamoring for you to get out of Yuda." ”
Hu Lei opened the BBS with his mobile phone, and Ning Xiangyu's response post was easy to find, and it was put to the top by the administrator along with the battle book. After reading the post, Hu Lei browsed the comments of passers-by by the way, hey, it's really a one-sided public opinion, is this the rhythm of beating yourself into a junior?
Although he had broken up with Qi Qi, for Hu Lei, those days were still the happiest days he had in the past twenty years, and he could not allow villains to blaspheme. Hehe, ignore you, you're still energetic, if you want to fight, then fight.
"What is the truth, you know in your own heart, Hugh the benefits of the tongue, increase the laughing stock in vain, if you want to fight, then fight, May 4 Campus Singer Competition, a competition, loser, get out. ”
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On the other side, Ning Xiangyu looked at Hu Lei's latest post and a wicked smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, "That's right!"
He edited a text message on his phone, sent it.
"Now, your wish can be fulfilled. ”
……
Half an hour later, Hu Lei finally found the office of the first-grade Chinese group of Yucheng Affiliated Primary School that Du Xiaoxiao said on the phone.
He straightened his clothes and pushed the door open.
"Hello, I'm looking for ...... Huh, brother?"
Hu Lei looked at the chubby young man sitting at the desk opposite Du Xiaoxiao with a surprised expression.
And Li Ge was also a little confused now, "Little junior brother, why are you here?"
"Hu Lei. Du Xiaoxiao shouted.
"Wow, it turns out that your children are so old!", Li Ge startled Hu Lei with a strange scream, and the words he said made Hu Lei's head full of black lines.
"You ...... it wrong"
"Is it with Qi Qi?"
"No, if you chase Qi Qi, it will still be a love letter I wrote for you, and it's not been two years. ”
"Born with someone else?"
"Why is that child's surname Du not surnamed Lei, oh, I know, follow my mother's surname. ”
"You kid can. ”
Li Ge smiled cheaply, and at this moment, he had already made up a perfect plot in his brain.
Hu Lei is in a cold sweat, you are going to lift the table like this, you are talking to yourself alone from beginning to end. However, after not seeing Senior Brother Li for so long, his personality has not changed at all, and the corners of Hu Lei's mouth twitched.
Coincidentally, Li Ge is Hu Lei's fellow senior brother, a talented man in the Chinese Department of Yu University back then, famous for writing love letters, relying on a hand of love, romantic and beautiful love letters to catch up with the most beautiful freshman of the 04 class that year, speaking of which, he and Hu Lei are barely half a "brother-in-law" relationship, when Hu Lei chased Qi Qi, Li Ge also helped to abuse, not to the credit of adult beauty.
"I broke up with Qi Qi. Although he didn't want to mention this matter, in the face of a former witness like Li Ge, Hu Lei felt the need to inform the other party.
"Well, it's no wonder that no girl can accept such a thing. Li Ge looked at Du Xiaoxiao, and then patted Hu Lei's shoulder hard.
Hey, you seem to have some strange reason in your mind, and you can't even be a friend if you're so careful.
"Senior brother, when you called me this time, was Xiaoxiao bullied by her classmates at school?"
Hu Lei decided to change the subject.
"Oh. Li Ge patted his head, "I almost forgot about business." ”
"Senior brother, please speak. ”
"Are you really making and selling crab roe xiaolongbao?"
"Huh?", Hu Lei's feet were weak, and he almost fell, this time he was really confused, this is what you call a business? He looked at Du Xiaoxiao for help.
The bear child stuck out his tongue, a picture of not caring about me.
"Hey, it's not a big deal. Li Ge was obviously in a good mood when he saw his junior brother who he hadn't seen for a long time, and he briefly told him what had happened in the classroom before, of course, skipping embarrassing details such as dropping his pants and SpongeBob SquarePants. Finally, he asked again, "Are you really making those xiaolongbao?"
Hu Lei was in a cold sweat when he heard this, this is not a big deal, he glared at Du Xiaoxiao, and said to Li Ge after the bear child lowered his head in a loss, "Senior brother, look at this matter......"
"Hey, it's nothing, you and my brother, Xiaoxiao is my niece, it's okay. ”
"Then please bear with me. Hu Lei naturally knew how much of a headache it was for Du Xiaoxiao to get up.
"Where, those xiaolongbao are really made by you?"
Alas, are you really right about that?" Hu Lei nodded.
"I really don't have to say the taste, I'll definitely try it another day, senior brother. ”
"Then I'll welcome my brother. ”
Hu Lei told Li Ge the address of the shop, and after chatting with him for a while, he got up and said goodbye.
"Xiaoxiao, you have to listen to Teacher Li at school, you know?"
"Oh", Du Xiaoxiao rolled her eyes and snorted, "Hu Lei, you remember to pick me up after school in the afternoon." ”
"What time is it?"
"Five o'clock. ”
This...... At that time, the shop was still open.
Perhaps seeing Hu Lei's hesitation, Li Ge began to take care of everything, "Senior brother, you are busy with you, I will send Xiaoxiao back after school." ”
"This ......," he hesitated, "Then it's troublesome senior brother, this kid is a little skinny." ”
"It's okay, such a well-behaved little child, I like it very much, senior brother. ”
Du Xiaoxiao, "Hehe......".
Hu Lei, "Hehe......"
Li Ge, "......", I must be Shi Lezhi, boasting so much that no one believes me.