After Zhao Jing finished telling the story of Xiao Si, she smiled evilly.

Huang Guolun and Huan Zi were stunned on the spot.

Huang Guolun can't understand why young beauties like this now?

Sun Yanjin too, this Zhao Jing is even more so!

It is said that ugly women are stuffy, but beauties are not stuffy, they are really dirty!

Huan Zi drew a cross in front of him, purified his soul, and despised Zhao Jing: "The joke you told is too much, if you want others to hear it, they will definitely be disgusted by you." ”

Zhao Jing hummed and said: "Ugly girls will only be disgusting when they tell such jokes, and whatever a beautiful woman says, others will laugh." Who made this a face-watching society? As long as Xiao Si himself doesn't hear it, I think everyone else will cheer me on. ”

Huang Guolun was a little difficult to accept such a joke, and said: "Don't tell such a joke during the live broadcast, it will smash your sister's store signboard." ”

Zhao Jing seems to be an old driver, and he said very experiencedly: "No, don't worry, Mr. Huang, I have experience in live broadcasting, the dirtier the jokes I tell during the live broadcast, the more the audience likes them, I say this just to spice up the atmosphere and attract more people to watch the live broadcast." ”

Huang Guolun pinched out a short distance with his fingers, and said with movements: "Then you should also be a little more restrained, don't tell such a dirty joke." ”

Huan Zi echoed: "Yes, what are you talking about, it's not funny, it's disgusting, let me tell you something serious, it's much funnier than yours." ”

Zhao Jing said unhappily: "How funny it is for me to tell you one!"

Huanzi wiped her hands with a tissue, smoothed the dried fruits in her esophagus with coffee, and then came to her senses and said, "Let me tell you a story about a priest and a nun playing golf." ”

Zhao Jing interjected and said, "Golf, ......?"

Huang Guolun's waist almost didn't flash, showing a very speechless expression, and he was almost not taken to the ditch by Zhao Jing.

Huan Zi didn't understand what Zhao Jing was talking about, but Huang Guolun obviously knew.

Zhao Jing glanced at Huang Guolun with a smile and teased him in a low voice: "Teacher Huang, you are not so serious, you can actually understand." ”

Huang Guolun said helplessly: "Don't interrupt, let Huanzi talk about it." ”

Zhao Jing covered her mouth and smiled, so she didn't interrupt first.

Unaffected, Huan Zi officially began: "One day, a priest was playing golf, and the nun was watching. The priest missed his first shot and scolded angrily: TMD, missed...... Then he hit again, and the priest scolded again: TMD, missed again...... The nun could not listen anymore and reminded the priest: You are punished by God for swearing as a priest. As soon as the words fell, a thunderbolt on a sunny day chopped the nun to death. The priest was frightened, and he wondered: I am the one who is scolding, why did Thunder kill the nun? Then he heard the voice of God from the sky: Mother, I also missed. ”

"Poof. ”

Huang Guolun laughed obviously after hearing this, he felt that this joke was much more interesting than Zhao Jing's.

Zhao Jing saw Huang Guolun laughing, and said dumbfounded: "No, is this kind of joke interesting?"

Huang Guolun said truthfully: "I personally think it's quite interesting. ”

Zhao Jing was about to faint, and said very sadly against his chest: "Oh~~~~~, you guys are so old-fashioned!"

Seeing that Huang Guolun supported her, Huan Zi proudly grabbed a piece of cake and ate it, and said Zhao Jing: "It's not that we are old-fashioned, it's that you are too advanced." ”

"What's ahead, I'm just adapting to the trend, okay! You people can't be anchors, so I'll pick the atmosphere when the time comes." ”

Seeing that Zhao Jing was very confident, Huang Guolun asked, "You have been an online anchor before?"

"It's not serious, I used to be idle and bored when I was in school, and I played with a senior sister in our middle school, but then I didn't do it because I thought it was boring. ”

Huanzi asked attentively: "Do you make any money doing this?"

Zhao Jing brushed her hair: "I didn't make much money." I worked for about two months, and I stopped playing after earning more than 100,000 yuan. ”

Huan Zi's mouth trembled: "How ...... How many? hundreds of thousands?"

"Yes, I don't earn much, my senior sister earned hundreds of thousands of dollars every month just by being an anchor when she was in school, and now she is doing this full-time, and she probably earns more. ”

Huanzi suddenly seemed to see a light from God, and asked excitedly: "How can you be an anchor so profitable?

Zhao Jing looked up and down at Huanzi, who was stained with cake crumbs on his mouth, and commented, "You...... Forget it. ”

Huanzi said positively: "Although I am not as cute as you, I can go and talk about the Bible! I can talk about the Bible very humorously." ”

"It's the webcast that doesn't listen to the Bible. Zhao Jing's words were a bit of a blow to Huanzi, but it was true.

Huanzi twisted his eyebrows and asked, "Then what are they listening to?"

"Listen to handsome guys and beauties singing, watch the game master commentary and play the game. If you're a beauty, it's okay to tell jokes, someone will definitely watch it. ”

Huan Zi looked at Zhao Jing and hummed, "You are quite good at shaking and selling cute jokes." ”

"Who is shaking? I will tell jokes that are true, but I will never be shaky and cute. I want to have the cheekiness of my senior sister, and I must be better than her as an anchor. To be honest, I look prettier than her, sing better than her, and tell jokes better than her, but unfortunately I just can't pull off this face to shake the cuteness and reach out to people to ask for gifts. ”

Huan Zi was suspicious and said: "You have been doing it for two months, and you have earned more than 100,000 yuan without shaking your hands and reaching out to ask for gifts?"

"Of course. Zhao Jing straightened her waist and said proudly: "Sisters have always stood up straight to earn money, so I don't grovel and kneel to ask for gifts." ”

Huang Guolun didn't see it, this Zhao Jing is quite backbone.

Huanzi swallowed the melon seeds again and hit Zhao Jing: "You just said that, you must be very envious of that senior sister who can earn millions a year." ”

"You're wrong, I really don't envy her. On the contrary, I think that if she didn't work as an anchor, her future career plan might be better. But because it was too easy and too fast to make money as an anchor, she was fascinated by the Tao at once, and later she couldn't even go to school. She was originally the absolute flower of the anchor department of the China Transmission Department, she is very beautiful and temperamental, and her grades in professional courses are also very good. But because she was an anchor, she didn't graduate in the end and got out of school. ”

Huang Guolun frowned and sighed: "This is a bit more than worth the loss." ”

"Yes, people around us think it's a pity that she didn't even go to school in order to be an anchor. But her ambition is to make more money when she is young, and when she earns enough, she retires and travels around the world. Since becoming an online anchor, I guess she has forgotten that she once wanted to be a famous anchor like Jing Yidan Jing or Bai Yansong, who is known to 1.3 billion Chinese. It's a pity that the courtyard cultivated her. But everyone has their own ambitions, if she thinks that being an online anchor can realize the value of her life and be very happy, then it's OK. After all, it is her own choice, as long as she has the ability to take responsibility for her choice. Besides, she is really successful as an anchor now, and doing this is much straighter than the other girls in our courtyard who have been wrapped. ”

Huan Zi was shocked, touched the cross and said, "Are you talking about being raised by someone? Amen, your school is really messy!"

Zhao Jing explained: "This is just an isolated phenomenon, don't zoom in. Most of the people in our school are very serious, just like me, self-reliant and well-fed!"

Huang Guolun was suddenly very curious and asked Zhao Jing: "Hey, what do you do during the live broadcast?

"No, I didn't like to imitate other people's singing at that time. I mainly do outdoor live streaming. ”

"Outdoor live broadcast?" Huang Guolun was a little surprised.

"Yes, I rarely stream indoors. I'm the kind of person who can't sit still, and if you put me in a small room and let me sing to the computer alone, I'll get tired of it for five minutes. I still like to go outside and play. When I live stream, I will take the audience to find delicious restaurants, find interesting places, and explore all the unknown 'treasures' in the city. I also love to do blind interviews on the streets. My undergraduate is not communication economics, which is a subordinate discipline of journalism and communication. I also like to play the role of a reporter and explore this society in the way of live broadcast, which can be regarded as entertaining and educational. ”

Huang Guolun said with interest: "Your idea is very good, why don't you keep doing it?"

"Because I'm tired! There are too many sluts on the Internet, I'm too lazy to serve them, and I'm too lazy to do it when it's time to graduate with my graduation thesis. ”

Zhao Jing continued: "But I logged in to my live broadcast account again last week and did an experimental live broadcast in front of my sister's store. There are quite a few old friends who come to watch my live broadcast. ”

Huanzi asked Zhao Jing: "You set up a mobile phone opposite our store that day, were you doing a live broadcast? I thought you were recording our store." ”

"I didn't record it, I followed the signboard of my sister's store, and I took the live broadcast of people coming and going on the streets of Houhai. In this way, at the peak, more than 5,000 people came to see it, and many friends gave me gifts, which made me quite embarrassed. You know, I didn't show my face at all during the live broadcast that day, so I told a joke about Xiao Si on the voiceover, and they heard that it was me, and many people were happy and warmly welcomed me back. ”

Huanzi seemed to be very interested in the gifts, and asked Zhao Jing: "How many gifts did they give you during the half hour of your live broadcast that day?"

"It's not much, it's more than 800 yuan. That's the value of a joke. ”

Huan Zi exclaimed: "What kind of joke are you telling, you can actually make people brush so many gifts!"

"What I talked about that day was actually very ordinary, so I casually talked about one. ”

"What is it, let's hear it!" Huan Zi asked.

"Oh, that paragraph is still the story of Yao Ming and Xiaosi. It is said that one day Yao Ming took his daughter on a plane, and his daughter was lying on the window looking out, and suddenly excitedly shouted: Dad, Dad, the plane is flying really high! You see that the people below are as small as the fourth...... Yao Ming touched his daughter's head with a smile and said: Silly boy, the plane hasn't taken off yet, that's Xiaosi. ”

Huang Guolun smiled speechlessly, Zhao Jing is stumbling to the end with Xiao Si!

Is there any beam between the two?