Su Shi herself knows that it is not because the concubines are happy that they are angry, let alone one, even if the eight concubines are happy, she will not frown much, at most she feels that she has no face. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

The last time San'er shyly asked the cousin of his aunt's family, looking at his son's twisted side and wanting to ask how the other party looked, if it was before, Su would only smile and tease his son a few words, but that day, he opened his mouth and shouted, "You are marrying grandma, not marrying an oiran." roared so that the son fled in the wilderness.

After yelling, Su Shi wondered where did he get his anger? Because of autumn dryness? Or menopause? Look at his age, according to the proportion of the life expectancy of ancient people, it is also time for menopause. In the previous life, there were thirty-seven or eighteen, and when did the girlfriends meet and joke, "Are you even better?"

Su Shi thought that this was very anxious, some people only changed for a year or two, and she had no change before, and she didn't have any deep experience, looking at her current fire-breathing appearance, how could she hold back for a year or two?

Look, don't spray, I'm worried again, Su Shi smiled.

Chuncao entered the house with the rice balls, first set up the kang table on the bed, spread a cloth sheet on Su's quilt, wiped Su's hands with a hot towel, and then put the rice balls on the kang table.

Su Shi ate in small bites, and then instructed Chuncao: "Tell the kitchen to make a bowl of lard peanuts tomorrow morning." Su's tips have always been cool, so the kitchen also loves the third wife to eat.

Chuncao sat on the edge of the bed, ready to serve at any time, answered, and said: "Mrs. has been like a bad mouth recently, I remember that when Mrs. had the ninth young master, she loved to eat this rice balls with lard and peanut filling."

"You also joke about me, you will lose the dead again". Su Shi pushed away the empty bowl he had eaten, wiped his mouth with a handkerchief, "It's impossible to say it, I have my own life." He took the water from Chuncao's hand and rinsed his mouth.

Chuncao pursed her lips and smiled as she cleaned up, "Mrs. forgot that the third master spent the night in this house two months ago?"

I'm in the groove. Su Shi froze.

Su Shi suddenly remembered that she was admiring the moon in the yard two months ago, and she was not so poetic, she just couldn't sleep and cool off in the yard. The third old man wandered into the courtyard, so strange that his wife admired the moon alone, so he wanted to enjoy his face and sit with him.

He also instructed someone to go to the kitchen to order a few side dishes, and also brought a pot of wine, and sent the people who served around him, and the third master also diligently poured wine for his wife.

The husband and wife of Bang Mallet and Brain Bujun began to admire the moon. From having nothing to say, to slightly drunk and talking, and then no one recognized who it was, and hugged each other and was carried back to the bedroom by several mothers-in-law who were keeping vigil.

It's okay if you fall asleep upside down, but Su Shi, who is hungry and thirsty, laughs with a mallet, rubs his face, and seals his eyes hard, and says stupidly: "Your eyes are grown like a bull's eye, so you should be a cowherd." ”

The mallet gentleman also smirked: "I am the Cowherd, you are the Weaver Girl, smack." Holding his wife's face, he kissed it.

Su Shi was also drunk and smacked with him, and that night was the Cowherd vs. the Weaver Girl, and the Weaver Girl counterattacked the Cowherd, and the ending was to throw away their armor and flee.

When he woke up the next day, Su Shi thought he had a dream, thinking about it, and laughed at himself that he was still a mature woman in the end, he was afraid that he had been dry for a long time, and he also longed for goblins to fight, so he thought that he had really found a cowherd, a cowherd who only served a few women. After that, I forgot about it to the back of my head.

In fact, she didn't know that when she woke up in the morning, she found that she was in his wife's bed, and she was so frightened that she ran away. It's terrible, I have a spring dream in my wife's bed, and I dream of having spring with my wife, it's too embarrassing. He didn't dare to show his face in front of Su Shi for half a month, but when he saw Su Shi's unresponsive face, he himself blushed a little.

At this time, Su Shi remembered that night, and his body trembled with fright, and he wanted to go to the toilet, so he quickly got out of bed and rushed to the dressing room.

When I came back, I asked the doctor who Chuncao called. Chuncao said that he saw that his wife was asleep, and the old man asked him to go back again, saying that his wife would call again when she got up.

Su Shi was in a hurry in the house, and he was in a hurry, "Go, go"

Panicked, Chuncao ordered a series of orders.

The grandchildren are all old, and at this time, they still have a body, and they have a big belly at the same time as their daughter-in-law, and they are ashamed to death. But if it's not pregnant? It's even more scary. In his previous life, Yao Singer had cancer before he was thirty, and at least there was a small problem and he could cut the uterus, but what can he do here, either he will bleed to death or die of stomach pain.

Thinking about it, I want to be pregnant better than getting sick. It's all this mallet, and I can't wait to beat you to death with a mallet at this moment.

Before she could turn around a few times, the doctor came, and before he left the house, he first went to Mrs. Tai, and then to the eldest daughter-in-law's pulse, and just as he was about to leave the house, he met the next person who was looking for him.

The doctor sat down to see her somewhat anxious expression, and said, "Mrs. is a little impatient, her breathing is unsteady, sit down and rest first."

Can you not rush, I'm scared to death. Su Shi sat up straight and took a long, deep breath. At this time, the third master also entered the house, and when he came in, he asked the doctor, "How is the wife?" The inactive and concerned demeanor, seeing that he could still be like this, Su Shi involuntarily breathed a sigh of relief.

The doctor said, "I haven't checked the pulse yet, so let my wife take a breath first." ”

Then slowly opened the portable medicine box, and Chuncao took a handkerchief and prepared to put it on Su's arm.

"Not today." Su Shi thinks that I am not a twenty-eight girl, and the doctor's beard is also old, so I don't need to pay attention to it so much, and I always feel that it is better to take the pulse directly through the veil.

The doctor put his left hand on his right hand, without any expression on his face, frowned again, and stroked his beard. Su Shi was worried and wanted him to say it quickly, but he was afraid that he would say it. The third master also leaned over and asked urgently, "What disease does my wife have?"

Phew, crow's mouth, you are sick, it's not the doctor who is in front of you, and Su wants to spray him again.

I saw the doctor smile and arched his hand and said, "Congratulations to the third master, congratulations to the third wife, the third wife is pregnant, this is a joy."

Su Shi was dizzy, and the third master was stunned.

The doctor is a little confused, what's the matter, this situation is not good, am I going to slip away first, don't expect the reward.

The third old man looked at Su Shi, then at Su Shi, and looked at Su Shi's angry expression, he realized, hey, it was not a dream that night, the goblin who fought was his wife. Only then did the ecstatic also give the doctor his hand, "Rejoice, rejoice"

Su Shi remembered the joy when he came to the concubine in the morning, and you were happy with the eggs.

Doctor, this old man's reflex arc is a bit big, and he happily went to receive the reward money with Chuncao.

The bull's eye of the third old man turned into a fox eye, and his mouth grinned to the back of his ear, "This is a big happy event, I will report the good news to my mother and eldest brother first."

"Don't embarrass me". Annunciation with you big man?

Su's yelling didn't stop him, and the third master disappeared in a flash of smoke.

Chuncao took the maids to say hello to his wife happily, but Su couldn't wait to cover his head with a quilt.