Chapter 288: Sour Men and Hot Women
I said in my heart that the yellow essence just now almost cost me half of my life, I won't eat anything this time, you are a hundreds of years old guy who lies and deceives people, it is really people's hearts are not ancient and the world is declining.
Of course, I thought about these words in my heart, but I said in my mouth, I can't help it, I am about to leave Tianshu Pavilion, I can't rob you of your rations. Besides, today's sword, you are also half my master, in ancient times, Kong Rong let pear, Chengmen Lixue, and now Su Yu let Huang Jing in Tiange, this is all the reincarnation of heaven.
The old man said, I'm embarrassed to say this. To be honest, the old man has been bored here for decades, and now that you are leaving, I am a little reluctant to let you go.
I said that dealing with my predecessors and listening to the teachings is like a spring breeze, and I am reluctant to leave my predecessors.
The old man said that since this is the case, then don't go, stay with me for a few years.
I said, I have an eighty-year-old mother and a three-year-old child, and as the saying goes, my parents are not far away, which is a big rebellion. And the rivers and lakes need me very much now, I can't drag the rivers and lakes back.
The old man was slightly disappointed, in this way, I won't tell you, I still have hundreds of sets of swordsmanship here, as long as you learn half of it, within the Three Realms, among the Five Elements, you just walk sideways, and no one dares to stop you.
I said in my heart that it was a crab that was walking sideways, and it was rampant, and sooner or later it was thrown into the pot and cooked. However, for this old man who only heard his voice and did not see his face, I didn't want to speak ill of him, so I comforted him, and when the rivers and lakes are in trouble, I will take my daughter-in-law to Langya Pavilion to play with you.
With that, I knelt down and kowtowed three times to the stone wall. Then I said goodbye, and as far as I could see, a gate opened, and I stepped out of the heavenly pavilion. Zhang Youqian and Li Changling were already waiting outside, I said you are still there?
Zhang Youqian said that we will come out a little earlier than you, and the matter of the front and back feet.
But in the Heavenly Pavilion, just learning the Ten Thousand Swords River and Mountain took me nearly half a day. It seems that in the Heavenly Pavilion and the real world, the concept of time is not consistent. Thinking of this, I can't help but pity the old man in the Heavenly Pavilion, in the world for three hundred years, if you want to count the time in the Heavenly Pavilion, wouldn't it be a thousand years?
I saw that Li Changling's complexion was good, the wounds on his body had already healed, and the spider silk true qi was emanating, I felt that Li Changling's true yuan was becoming more and more refined, and it was estimated that the green light in the pavilion saved Li Changling, I smiled and said, Congratulations to Brother Changling, a blessing in disguise.
Li Changling shook his head, he didn't expect things to turn out like this.
I knew that he was talking about Zhong Changsheng, and this was a family matter of Langya Pavilion after all, so I didn't comment too much.
Just when the three of us entered the Heavenly Pavilion, Daoist Teak and Zhong Luming used thunderous means to minimize the adverse reactions caused by Zhong Changsheng's departure from Langya Pavilion. After Zhong Changsheng was expelled, the teak couple only killed three disciples of the tiger, after all, they were all the same family, if the means were too drastic, it would inevitably cause a counterattack, and it was very likely that the Langya Pavilion would fall apart.
Fortunately, after soliciting the opinions of the Council of Elders, under the leadership of Teak, it was unanimously agreed that Li Changling would serve as the new head of Langya Pavilion, fortunately, Li Changling was very popular in Langya Pavilion, and he did not encounter much resistance when electing Li Changling: even if there was resistance, it had been privately settled by the teak chief.
This news has been spread with the help of the intelligence system of Langya Pavilion, and the whole rivers and lakes have been a sensation for a while. The originally mysterious Langya Pavilion, this time the new pavilion master took office, and he actually made such a big move on the rivers and lakes.
The inauguration ceremony was scheduled to be held 10 days later, and Zhang Youqian and I were friends and special guests, and I was also a member of the Six Doors Jianghu Division, as external witnesses to Li Changling's appointment. On the day of the inauguration, Li Changling wore a wedding robe and took the oath of office in one hundred Langya Pavilion disciples and hundreds of villagers. At the time of the inauguration, a little hiccup happened as a result.
Since everyone was attending the inauguration ceremony on the Langya platform, it turned out that there was an incident in the Changsheng Pavilion and the Ping'an Pavilion under the mountain. After planting seedlings in the Changsheng Pavilion, the ground was watered, and as a result, the three vegetable gardens of the Ping'an Pavilion were flooded. As a result, when the disciples reached the mountain, Granny Diao quit, and the two elders fought directly on the top of the mountain, resulting in the inauguration ceremony being unable to continue.
Even Li Changling, who has always had a good temper, was very annoyed. Only two days later, Li Changling, who served as the lord of Langya Pavilion, began to get tired of it. His cultivation was originally a clear sword heart, but after practice, we don't know if the sword heart is clear, but the fire is a little good. Every day he deals with the affairs of the East Family and the West Family, and he even thinks that Uncle Teak is deliberately cheating him.
went to teak to complain, but was reprimanded by the teak Taoist chief, you practice the Innocent Sword, and the cultivation of the Innocent Sword, only by crawling and rolling in the world, can you make a breakthrough. It's an opportunity for you.
Only then did Li Changling feel at ease.
At the same time, Li Changling wanted to announce his appointment ceremony, which was supposed to be published in "Xiaosheng Jianghu", but Zhang Youqian fooled him into "Bagua Weekly". Li Changling mentioned in the affidavit that Langya Pavilion will continue to uphold a neutral and secluded attitude towards life and will not participate in disputes in the rivers and lakes.
There is also a statement against Zhong Changsheng, announcing that Zhong Changsheng has been expelled from Langya Pavilion. This announcement was Teak's idea, in order to prevent Zhong Changsheng from swaggering around under the banner of Langya Pavilion, it is estimated that Zhong Changsheng will hate it so much that after he knows about it.
It was the middle of March, and I discussed with Zhang Youqian that we should start on our way, otherwise we would have to rush to Jinling at the end of April. We were packing up our things, and a man's voice came from outside the guest room, may I ask Su Daxia, is Zhang Shaoxia there?
Li Dengyun stood in the courtyard and looked at us very respectfully.
Zhang Youqian said why is he a hero, and when he comes to me, he becomes a young hero?
Li Dengyun was stopped by Zhang Youqian's question, and his face turned red, and I hurriedly relieved the siege, it turned out to be Brother Dengyun, I don't know what you have to do? Li Dengyun said: My mother held a banquet at home today, and invited the two of them to enjoy the light.
Zhang Youqian asked in a low voice, wouldn't it be a Hongmen banquet?
I said what are you afraid of, we are also VIPs, and it is normal to have a meal, right? Brother Dengyun, lead the way in front of the head.
The two changed into regular clothes, followed Li Dengyun to see Granny Diao, sat down as the guest and host, Li Ronghua came to serve tea, Granny Diao immediately made trouble, Li Dengyun, what do you see, at this time, even let Ronghua serve tea and pour water?
Li Dengyun hurriedly took the kettle and said, Ronghua, I'll come, you go down and rest first.
I glanced at Li Ronghua and said, Congratulations to Granny Diao, she is going to be a grandmother.
Mother-in-law Diao said happily, thanks to Su Shaoxia's prescription well, it is also God who takes care of my old Li family and does not let our old Li family cut off children and grandchildren. Granny Diao, who was originally angry, took a 180-degree turn in her attitude after learning that Li Ronghua was pregnant, which caught people off guard. Please come here today, one is to thank you, and the other is to ask Su Shaoxia to help take a look at whether Rong Hua is pregnant with a boy or a girl this time.
I said in my heart that you really regard me as a doctor, so I have to say, in this society now, children are the same.
Granny Diao waved her hand, of course there is a difference, raising children to prevent old age!
I said that the times have changed now, in the past, it was to raise children to prevent old age, but now it is to raise children to gnaw on the old.
Zhang Youqian said that I have a way here, as the saying goes, sour men and spicy women, if you are pregnant with a boy, you like sour food when you are a mother, and if you are pregnant with a daughter, you like to eat spicy food. It's a simple and effective method.
Granny Diao said that she had tried it a long time ago, but she also likes to eat sour and sweet.
Zhang Youqian said, sour men and spicy women, both eat, that is, neither men nor women, it won't be a shemale, right?
I went up and kicked him away, saying, Granny Diao's anger, this guy just owes. In my opinion, this is clearly a pair of dragon and phoenix fetuses!
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