Huang Guolun listened to Huang Tao ask Bai Yao this, and then thought of Huang Tao's recent peek at some details of Bai Yao's chest, and a nameless fire suddenly burst out!

He slapped the table angrily, and condescendingly slammed the yellow peach: "What kind of messy TV have you been watching lately!"

Huang Tao was stunned by Huang Guolun, wrinkled a pair of small thick eyebrows, and replied: "I watch all kinds of messy TV." ”

"If you don't learn, you're fine!"

Huang Guolun was so angry that his whole body was trembling.

Bai Yao saw that Huang Guolun was really angry, and hurriedly persuaded: "Teacher, you may have misunderstood Peaches. I guess he made me guess it should be a tea bag - dry when you put it in, wet when you take it out, right, peaches?"

Huang Tao didn't know whether to pretend to be garlic, or really didn't understand why Huang Guolun was angry, his little fat chest straightened, and he said confidently: "Yes, I'm talking about tea bags! Dad, what do you think about?"

Huang Guolun was embarrassed.

It's like being hit by freezing magic, and the fire is choked back into the stomach at once.

With a stiff smile on his face, he sat down and said, "Ahem, I'm thinking about tea bags too." ”

Bai Yao saw Huang Guolun's cramped appearance, pursed her lips and smiled secretly.

Of course, she knew what Huang Guolun had misunderstood, but in front of Huang Taomian, she definitely couldn't say it.

At the same time, she also didn't understand, how could the teacher think in that direction when a child like Huang Tao asked such a question?

Huang Tao became energetic, and complained angrily: "Dad, what were you angry with me just now?"

Huang Guolun pretended to say: "I'm not angry." ”

"You don't call yourself angry like that, you speak so loudly, louder than Ma Hu screams!"

Huang Guolun secretly held his breath, but tried to keep his composure, and made an excuse and said: "It's your uncle, you don't say it early when you want to come to dinner, and you don't say it until you go downstairs, so I still have to order food for him." ”

Huang Tao pursed her lips suspiciously: "You have been really angry lately, you always yell at me, are you angry about such a small matter? You can quickly find me a new mother! In this way, someone will help you put out the fire, so you don't have to be angry with me all the time." ”

Huang Guolun didn't feel right when he heard it, and he poured out the fire - does this kid understand what this means?

But if you think about it carefully, he has indeed been more angry recently, and he is always angry with Huang Tao, and he can't help it.

This child has no mother since he was very young, and he has always lacked maternal love, and he, as a father, is always angry with him, which is really undeserved.

Secretly guilty.

Knowing that Huang Tao didn't care about any worries as soon as he had something to eat, Huang Guolun got up and went to the kitchen to get three cans of yogurt and came back, hoping to soothe the heart of this snack with sugar-coated cannonballs.

Seeing Huang Guolun coming back with the same organic yogurt as the kindergarten in his hand, Huang Tao immediately became beautiful, and his mouth said sweetly as if he had been smeared with honey: "yes, yes, this is my favorite yogurt! Dad, it seems that you still love me very much!"

Huang Guolun said nonsense in his heart, there is no one in this world who loves you more than you.

In front of Bai Yao, he didn't say this kind of meaty words.

Huang Tao unscrewed the yogurt lid, licked the yogurt lumps on the lid with the attitude of the most foodie, and said to Bai Yao: "Sister Bai Yao, you also hurry up and drink a can of yogurt, drinking yogurt after meals will help digestion, and when it is digested, you will have the appetite to eat it again at night." ”

Bai Yao was amused by Huang Tao.

Huang Tao drank yogurt and chatted with Bai Yao with great interest: "Sister Bai Yao, do you know which battle in Chinese history is the most disparity in the number of people who won with less?"

Huang Guolun interjected: "Yo, yes, you kid has begun to pay attention to historical issues." ”

Huang Tao licked the yogurt on his lips with his tongue, and said to Huang Guolun: "Dad, you can guess too." ”

Huang Guolun thought for a moment and guessed: "Is it the Battle of Weishui? The 80,000 Beifu soldiers of the Eastern Jin Dynasty defeated the 800,000 troops of the former Qin. ”

Huang Tao shook his finger and said, "It's only one to ten, and it's not enough to disparity." ”

Bai Yao was led by Huang Guolun, and guessed seriously: "It should be the battle of Kunyang where Liu Xiu defeated the 430,000 new army with 20,000 Green Forest troops, right?"

Huang Guolun suddenly said: "Yes, yes, it should be Liu Xiu's battle of Kunyang." I remember that this battle was not only a record in the history of China in which fewer won more, but also the most disparity in the world's military history. ”

Huang Tao said disdainfully: "This is also called disparity? It's only about twenty to one." ”

Huang Guolun asked: "Then which battle do you say has the greatest disparity between winning more with less?"

"Of course, it is Sun Wukong who fights 100,000 heavenly soldiers and generals alone, and the battle of the Heavenly Palace! One to 100,000, this is the real disparity!"

Huang Guolun was speechless and reasoned: "What you said is a myth, not history." ”

Huang Tao opened his mind and said: "How do you know that this is not history? Maybe there is really a mythical era in history, and there is really a Monkey King? In thousands, tens of thousands, hundreds of millions of years ago, when dinosaurs did not appear, maybe there was a more powerful era of immortals on the earth? Sun Wukong was the person at that time...... Oh no, it's the stone monkey of that time, and it loves durian and doesn't let go. ”

Huang Guolun was amused by Huang Tao and smiled, so he didn't raise this bar with Huang Tao. It's not a bad thing for children to open up their brains a little more.

The three of them chatted for a while, and Huang Guokun was killed.

Huang Guolun went to the entrance to greet Huang Guokun.

As soon as he covered his face, Huang Guolun was taken aback.

Huang Guokun in front of him is at least two laps thinner than when he last met last week!

In plain surrey, the cheeks on both sides of Huang Guokun's face are quite plump, but at this time, Huang Guokun's cheeks are thin and are about to shrink.

He still wears his trademark big back, but you can see a lot of gray hair in his hair!

I don't know how long he hasn't slept anymore, he has two big black and deep bags under his eyelids, his eyeballs are bloodshot, and his whole state looks extremely tired.

Although he was still holding on with one breath, after seeing Huang Guolun, Huang Guokun was laughing hard, but Huang Guolun could see through the anxiety and bitterness in Huang Guokun's heart at a glance.

Seeing that his brother was boiled like this, Huang Guolun was distressed, and hurriedly asked, "How long have you not slept here?"

"I'm so busy, I can't sleep. Forget it, you give me food first, I'm hungry. ”

Huang Guokun changed his shoes, rushed into the living room like a hungry ghost, greeted Huang Tao and Bai Yao, and was about to sit down to eat.

Bai Yao got up and politely greeted Huang Guokun.

Seeing Huang Guokun's sad look, Bai Yao could think that it must have been done by "Qing Benjia Corpse" in the cold.

She didn't know how to comfort Huang Guokun, so she simply didn't say much, so as not to affect Huang Guokun's mood.

Huang Tao was shocked by Huang Guokun's suddenly emaciated and thin appearance, and asked in a daze: "Uncle, are you losing weight?" ”

Huang Guokun couldn't laugh or cry when Huang Tao said: "What kind of weight do I lose weight, uncle, I am in trouble, I am too depressed, I can't make it out, I am panicked all over, and I am not happy to do anything." ”

Huang Tao pushed the jar of yogurt that Huang Guolun hadn't opened to Huang Guokun, and comforted: "Uncle, don't worry, drink some yogurt, I have also had this situation, I am panicked all over, and I can't pull it out, this thing is commonly known as 'constipation'." You eat hard, drink more yogurt, top the top, digest and digest, and pull it out. When you pull it out, you'll be all over. ”

Huang Guokun smiled helplessly and said, "You kid is really comforting!"

Huang Guolun taught Huang Tao in a low voice: "At the dinner table, don't keep talking about and peeing." ”

Huang Guokun waved his hand indifferently, and said abruptly: "It's okay, Tong Yan is unscrupulous." Hurry up and get me a pair of dishes and chopsticks, I need to eat something to fill my stomach. ”

Huang Tao actively persuaded: "Yes, yes, at this time, we must eat more, people are iron, rice is steel, we can't lose anything!"

Huang Guokun smiled and said: "Where did you kid learn this, one by one." ”

"I learned it on TV. Uncle, don't take it too seriously when you encounter anything, people can't be suffocated by, right? Life is sometimes like constipation, it's very uncomfortable when you can't pull it out, but no matter how bitter and uncomfortable it is, there will always be a day when you pull it out, you must look forward. ”

Huang Guokun's sad face gradually unfolded when he was persuaded by Huang Tao, and said to Huang Tao with a smile: "The words are not rough! You kid is really becoming more and more like a little adult." Listen to you, uncle, eat more! Strive to pull out this!"

Bai Yao listened to the conversation between the uncle and nephew, and was directly dumbfounded beside him.

The pair of uncles and nephews...... Seriously, it's all weird.

Huang Guokun really didn't treat Bai Yao as an outsider, he had no scruples in front of her, and said everything.

It's no wonder that Bai Yao lives in their house and is less and less like an outsider.

Huang Guolun brought Huang Guokun a bowl and chopsticks here, and asked Huang Guokun to make do with it first, and wait for the new dishes to come and eat more.

Huang Tao rarely stopped talking, and carefully observed Huang Guokun's haggard face, then looked at Bai Yao's slightly haggard face, then looked at Huang Guokun's national character face, and then looked at Bai Yao's goose-round melon seed face...... The little head just kept spinning.

Huang Guolun asked Huang Tao in wonder: "What are you looking at when you come and go?"

"Hey, I just found out today that my uncle and Sister Bai Yao look a little alike! Dad, take a closer look, do they look a little alike?"

Hearing that he looked similar to Bai Yao, Huang Guokun couldn't hold back his laughter.

Bai Yao died of embarrassment.

Although she usually doesn't like to think of herself as a beauty, if you want to say that she looks like Huang Guokun with a national character face, this is ...... It's too much!

It may be that she has been practicing too hard in recent days, and she has not slept much at night, Bai Yao has looked much haggard in recent days than before, and there is always a trace of fatigue on her body, which is a bit similar to Huang Guokun.

But when it comes to looks, they are clearly the opposite!

Huang Guolun said angrily and with a smile: "What kind of observation do you have? Where do you look like Sister Bai Yao and your uncle?"

Huang Tao gestured to the square with her little fat hand very seriously, and said, "You imagine putting my uncle's square face on Sister Bai Yao's face, don't you think they are very similar?"

Huang Guolun smashed and said: "Your uncle's square face, Ann looks like anyone on his face!"

Huang Guokun almost didn't squirt when he heard this: "You two don't make fun of me." ”