Chapter 30: Pee

After being beaten by the grade leader for a long time, Huang Guolun finally came out of the grade leader's office.

Back in his office, Huang Guolun couldn't help but feel a little worried.

The attitude of the grade leader is very clear, that is, he wants him to guide the students to perform brilliantly in this school celebration performance, so as to redeem the stain of being criticized in public for reading the little yellow book before, and at the same time fight for their grade group.

But how can this breath be fought for so easily?

The outstanding artistic students in the school were all monopolized by Meng Xiaoyun. Even if he took the initiative to find those students to help them guide them, it would be impossible for those students to change their ways, throw off Meng Xiaoyun and join his disciples instead.

The rest of the students who participated in the school celebration show were difficult to perform brilliantly under the suppression of students with artistic talents.

Who will he have to mentor to accomplish this difficult task?

After thinking about it, Huang Guolun didn't come up with a reliable object.

Since the head of the grade has given a death order, he must tutor the students to perform, and even if he copes with the matter, he has to find a student to tutor him.

In the end, Huang Guolun decided to break the jar, so he went to tutor Zhang Liang, who he was familiar with.

He saw that Xiao Huangshu was arrested before, and Zhang Liang was one of the culprits, so let Zhang Liang help him out of the siege this time.

When I got out of the office, I ran into Bai Yao, who had taken the paper from the math teacher.

Bai Yao is the math class representative in their class.

Huang Guolun called Bai Yao over and asked her, "Xiaobai, Zhang Liang in your class, has you signed up for this school celebration competition?"

Bai Yao said what she knew: "Yes, he and the other two boys in our class, Guan Qiangguo and Liu Zhongjie, formed a rap group, and they are going to rap at the school celebration." ”

"What song are they going to rap?"

"It seems to be called "The Legend of Lights Out". ”

"The Legend of Lights Out?"

Huang Guolun couldn't remember what song this was, he shouldn't have heard this song.

"This is the first college student spoof work. ”

"They sang spoofed raps at school celebrations?"

It was difficult for Mr. Huang to understand what these students were thinking.

This should be Zhang Liang's idea, and this song is very much in line with his taste. ”

"Okay, I know, you call them, come to the music room in the auxiliary building at one o'clock today at noon to find me, be sure to be on time, I have something to do with them." ”

Huang Guolun is ready to tutor this "Liu Guanzhang" rap group, and he must not let these naughty students perform indiscriminately at the school celebration show and embarrass the school.

"Okay, I'll get it there. ”

Bai Yao didn't ask what was going on, and answered.

When I returned to the classroom, I saw Zhang Liang chatting with the classmates at the front and back tables: "Dude, I went to climb Xiangshan last Saturday, and I met a special god!"

Liu Lu, the girl sitting in front of him, asked him, "Why do you always encounter divine things?"

Zhang Liang said: "How do I know, God favors my buddies!"

Guan Qiangguo next to him despised him: "Don't drag it around, what did you encounter when you climbed Xiangshan?"

"This is awesome!"

Zhang Lianglong Fei Feng danced to a few people: "You all know the ghosts of Xiangshan, right? It is the main peak of Xiangshan, which is not high, but it is very tiring to climb up." My buddy went to climb early in the morning last Saturday, and there were no tourists on the mountain at that time, all of them were old men and old ladies who got up early to exercise. Buddy crawled and crawled and suddenly saw a yellow, dirty thin book in the crack of the stone on the side of the road, particularly quaint, it should have experienced wind and rain bubbles, old, the cover of the book has been broken, but the cover is faintly visible on the cover of the word 'Jiuyang'. As soon as the buddy saw it, he was shocked! Could this be the martial arts secret book "Jiuyang True Scripture" that has been stunt for many years? It's so awesome! I actually let my buddy find out!

Guan Qiangguo despised him: "Is it really fake?

Zhang Liang drank saliva, but before he could swallow all the water, he choked on Guan Qiangguo: "I'm going to brag about me or something! Ahem! This is the real thing! At that time, I saw someone going up the mountain behind me, so I quickly picked up the book and carefully hid it in my arms. You can't imagine how excited I was when I went down the mountain! I was afraid that others would find out this secret, so I didn't take out this book of martial arts secrets until I got home. With trepidation, I cautiously turned the first page of the book, and saw that it readβ€”"

"Joyoung soymilk machine manual. ”

Bai Yao came over, and then Zhang Liang's words stubble, and slapped Zhang Liang's math paper on the table with a "snap".

"Poof, hahaha!" Guan Qiangguo and the others listened to Bai Yao talk about the instructions of the Joyoung soymilk machine, and laughed backwards and backwards.

Zhang Liangden showed a stunned look and asked Bai Yao: "How do you know? That book is really the instruction manual of Joyoung soybean milk machine!"

"Hahaha. Guan Qiangguo and the others laughed even more.

Bai Yao pointed to the score on Zhang Liang's roll: "With your IQ, you are only worthy of picking up the manual of the Joyoung soymilk machine." ”

Zhang Liang followed Bai Yao's finger and saw the oval and huge score on the curl head, hugged his head and screamed sadly: "! Why is it zero again! God, what did I do wrong!"

Bai Yao told him with certainty: "You did everything wrong. ”

Zhang Liang's throat was sweet, and a mouthful of old blood almost didn't spurt out.

"You (Zhang Liang), and you, Guan Qiangguo, go to the music classroom in the auxiliary building at one o'clock at noon today, Teacher Huang has something to do with you. ”

looked in the classroom and found that Liu Zhongjie was not there, Bai Yao reminded the two again: "Teacher Huang is still called Liu Zhongjie, you all go together, don't forget to talk to him when you see Liu Zhongjie." ”

After speaking, Bai Yao continued to hand out the math papers.

Zhang Liang's eyebrows were twisted into a twisted shape, and he asked Bai Yao from behind: "What is Lao Huang looking for us?"

"I don't know, you'll know when you go. Bai Yao specially instructed: "When Teacher Huang came to me to speak, his attitude was very serious, you had better not be late." A little, the music classroom in the annex building. ”

"Damn, he's not going to abuse me again, right? I don't want to sing world famous songs!"

Zhang Liang was very depressed, and his weekly time for world famous songs in music class continued, and he did not escape a single time. The time when he ate and hid, he was later made up, and Zhang Liang really didn't want to mess with Huang Guolun anymore.

Guan Qiangguo punched Zhang Liang and asked him: "Why did you provoke Lao Huang again? Why did you implicate me and Da Liu? We won't take music classes in the future, we will accompany you to sing world famous songs, right?"

Zhang Liang said bitterly: "It's not bad if this is the case, it's a shame to have someone to accompany me, or a small shame." I'm afraid that Lao Huang will make us embarrassed in front of the teachers and students of the whole school. ”

Guan Qiangguo asked in surprise: "What do you mean?"

"Don't you want to think about it, why did Lao Huang let us go together?" Zhang Liang was rarely smart: "He must know that we are going to participate in the competition of the school celebration parade, and he is going to interfere in our competition! This time it's over, I'm going to be embarrassed in front of Fang Yun! It's really depressing!"

Fang Yun is the women's sports committee of Class 6 next door, and she is also a basketball student, and is currently the captain of the school's women's basketball team.

Fang Yunren looks a little darker, but it is not ugly, just like a cheerful and enthusiastic sunny caramel, especially popular with boys.

She is Zhang Liang's dream goddess.

Zhang Liang has been pursuing Fang Yun fiercely since he was in high school, but unfortunately people don't look down on him and only treat him as an ordinary friend.

Let Zhang Liang be embarrassed in their own class, this Zhang Liang is acceptable.

But if Huang Guolun makes him embarrassed in front of the teachers and students of the whole school, especially in front of Fang Yun, then he will not obey!

was grabbed by Huang Guolun with too many handles, but Zhang Liang did not dare to disobey Huang Guolun's orders, he secretly felt that something very bad was about to happen.

At noon this day, he was worried, eating in the cafeteria, uncharacteristically there was no Haikan from all over the world, but a decadent silent meal.

But the disaster is not a single line.

When he was eating eggplant with a heavy heart, he accidentally bit his tongue as an eggplant, and he almost didn't cry when he covered his mouth in pain.

Liu Zhongjie, who was sitting opposite, saw that Zhang Liang suddenly covered his mouth, his face was purple and painful, and he hurriedly asked him, "What's wrong with you?"

Zhang Liang was speechless in pain, snorted in pain, pointed to the eggplant in the lunch box, and signaled that he bit his tongue when he ate the eggplant.

Liu Zhongjie didn't understand what Zhang Liang meant, and suddenly saw blood on Zhang Liang's mouth!

Liu Zhongjie stood up and shouted and told his classmates: "Everyone, stop eating! The dishes in the cafeteria are poisonous today!"

"Poof!"

Zhang Liang sprayed the remaining half of the rice in his mouth on Liu Zhongjie, and said with an angry big tongue: "Lao Tzu seems to be biting his head! There is no poison in the dish!"

"Boom β€”β€”!"

The surrounding classmates laughed to death.

Zhang Liang turned his head and saw that Fang Yun was sitting not far away, also covering his mouth and laughing at what happened at their table, he was depressed, and wanted to kick Liu Zhongjie from under the table.

When people walk the memorization of words, their luck will only get worse and worse, and the cake will always fall to the ground with the cream side down, which is the legendary Murphy's law.

At noon that day, Zhang Liang had been memorizing words.

After eating, he went back to the classroom and said that he would rest for a while, but his stomach suddenly hurt, and he took his mobile phone to the squatting pit.

It's all settled.

When he lifted his pants, his hand shook for no reason, and the phone was off--Xiang-on-!

I fall on a mass of yellowish semi-hard sho that I don't know who left outside the pit!

Seeing that the mobile phone was still lit on Xiang, and it was not broken, Zhang Liang breathed a sigh of relief, he didn't know where he got the courage, he picked up the mobile phone directly from Xiang.

Then I held back my vomiting and wiped it several times with a tissue, and finally wiped it clean.

Smell, it still stinks a little bit on it, but you shouldn't be able to tell that it has fallen on Xiang before.

"Hmm. ”

Looking at the restored mobile phone, Zhang Liang actually showed a satisfied expression.

He felt that his luck was back, so he happily returned to the classroom, returned the mobile phone to Liu Zhongjie, and then took Liu Zhongjie to find Guan Qiangguo, and the three of them prepared to go to Huang Guolun's life-and-death appointment.

As soon as he got out of the classroom, Zhang Liang was nervous and wanted to boo.

He ran to the men's toilet and shhh

Fang Yun also came out of the bathroom at this time, and also went to the sink to wash his hands.

"Hey. Seeing Zhang Liang, Fang Yun raised her chin like a boy, and said hello to Zhang Liang.

Zhang Liang also said "hey" to Fang Yun, and then wanted to say something without words, but his mind was blank and short-circuited.

After thinking about it for a long time, he forced out a sentence when Fang Yun was about to finish washing his hands: "You also peed your hands?"

Fang Yun was stunned for a moment, and then he was so angry that he almost didn't squint his eyes and squinted Zhang Liang! he shook off his caramel-colored black face and left directly, ignoring Zhang Liang again.

Guan Qiangguo and Liu Zhongjie saw all this scene in their eyes, and they all burst into laughter, scolding Guan Qiangguo for being a big fool along the way.

Zhang Liang himself was also scolding himself for being a big stupid fork! He actually asked Fang Yun if he had also urinated on his hands, what a big stupid fork!

Just when the three students were laughing and scolding and walking towards the music classroom in the auxiliary building, Huang Guolun was already waiting for the three boys in the music classroom.

He held three copies of the lyrics that had just been printed.

This is a new song he specially wrote for the three boys in order to give them a brilliant performance.

It's called "Born Stubborn".