Exams? or final exams?

Test: Fart!

If you don't memorize all the key points drawn by the teacher, then this fart will instantly turn into a mace, and it will definitely knock the students who are too lazy into blood gourds.

Holding back his temperament, Tao Hao took the test seriously in school for two days, and after finishing the last exam, he took Zeng Yibang to find Zhang Guozhu on the street.

Although the two of them are in the school these days, their minds are all on Peach Blossom Lane, and now the stock has fallen to 9 cents and 3, a drop of half! If this is bought with his 80,000 yuan, as long as it rises back to the 1 yuan 9 cents 5 that he once sold, his classmate Tao Hao will make a fortune!

A broken car and an expensive mountain bike were trampled on by the two guys, and the two of them were tired into two dogs that almost stuck out their tongues, before they rushed to the Qinglong Hotel where Lieutenant Colonel Zhang was staying.

This hotel is magnificent, this is the most upscale hotel in Yuanzhou City, more upscale than the Xiujiang Hotel used by the local committee to receive superiors, and it is also located opposite the cosmetics store where Hu Xiaoqing works. In the past, when Boss Tao came to see Tao Hao, he led him here to see the world, and also lived in the presidential suite as a reward for him to be a class leader. Therefore, Zeng Yicang, who boasted of having seen the world, walked into the palatial hall and shrank a little, but Tao Hao, who never concealed that he was from the mountains, walked to the elevator on the side of the hall as if there was no one around.

Seeing that the classmates who came out of the mountains were so calm, Zeng Dongqing, who boasted of having seen the world, was a little envious, but more jealous, jealous that Tao Hao would be reincarnated in a rich family, and jealous that Tao Hao was lucky enough to climb to the big shot. The two entered the empty elevator, and the jealous and nervous Zeng Dongqing calmed down and whispered, "Peach, Secretary Peng is waiting for us?"

Tao Hao was very proud to see that Zeng Dang, who was usually hanging, was very proud, but he knew that this kind of thing couldn't involve the boss he had just worshipped, because he couldn't trust the classmate who was not righteous at this critical time.

"Thinking beautifully, Lao Peng is a person who wants to be an official, how could he encounter such a thing?"

The triumphant Tao Hao mocked, led the city people who had never seen the world, and got out of the elevator and went straight to the presidential suite on the 16th floor. Tao Hao, who is also pretending to be a ghost, doesn't know why Zhang Guozhu is pretending to be a ghost, but he knows that people have a reason to play the score like this.

Wow, that's magnificent!

Facing the two people in straight suits at the door of the presidential suite, Tao Hao felt that Zhang Guozhu was too fucking condescending not to be the boss of the underworld.

Through the report of the human stake, the two walked into the palace-like suite, Tao Hao didn't see Zhang Guozhu but was startled, because he recognized at a glance who the two people who were drinking tea were. That posterity was the Xiao Lu who had fought in his hotel the year before last, and he had memorized Taizu's quotations with him, and that middle-aged man was actually one of the two guests he had helped entertain last time.

Big scene!

Tao Hao, who was only thinking about making a fortune just now, immediately became excited, Mr. Peng was able to receive this Mr. Min so secretly, he must have come for this big scene. If you can see such a scene, don't say that you can make a windfall, even if you can't make a fortune, just seeing this scene is not a loss!

Seeing that a guest was coming, the middle-aged man who had negotiated the matter got up to say goodbye, and Xiao Lu, who was dressed in civilian clothes, did not leave a guest, laughed and got up to see off the guest: "Brother Min, then please?"

"We are brothers, your business is my business!"

Dozens of years old people and twenty people call brothers and sisters, and they are so big-packed, which makes Tao Hao suddenly remember, although this Xiao Lu was respectful in front of the big chief, there was an indescribable free and easy;

Just as Tao Hao was thinking about it, this Xiao Lu had already finished sending off the guests, came back and looked him up and down, and said narrowly: "Yo, the child is determined to go out of the countryside, and he will not return if he can't learn to become famous?"

Since he wants to play, Tao Hao did not show weakness, and opened his mouth and said: "Complaining too much to prevent intestinal breakage, the scenery should be long-term!"

Xiao Lu, who was stabbed, was not angry, but said a little proudly: "Tut-tut, Lao Tzu graduated from Peking University!"

Nonsense, will those who graduated from Peking University go to be soldiers? Tao Hao pursed his lips and sneered: "Taizu is still the first teacher in Hunan Province!"

"Can you compare with Taizu?"

"If my father is a big official, let alone a famous brand, even Tsinghua University and Peking University can pass the exam!"

Xiao Lu, who was fighting for strength, laughed strangely, didn't look at Zeng Dongqing, who was standing like a piece of wood, grabbed Tao Hao's neck, and said curiously: "Haozi, tell my brother, how do you memorize the quotations and poems of the old man Taizu so well?"

Lao Peng is from Zhangfang, and Brother Zhu is from Chong, so they must know their own details. Although Tao Hao cared about being ridiculed very much, he also knew that he couldn't hide this bastard, so he simply said: "Lao Tao used to be nervous, and when he was drunk, he would memorize that thing, and if he heard too much, he would be able to memorize it?"

", it's still your life! Lao Tzu couldn't recite it before, and I don't know how many times I was pumped. ”

Thinking of his previous misery, Xiao Lu couldn't help but burst into a foul mouth, took Tao Hao to the brown leather sofa and fell down, and said with a big grin: "Haozi, is this stupid bird reliable?"

is pretending to be a god and a ghost again, why is this birdman like Zhang Guozhu, he likes to pretend to be a ghost?

Forget it, you can pretend if you like, anyway, Lao Tzu can't run in vain, Tao Hao, who has never known what politeness is, picked up the seedless watermelon on the coffee table and nibbled on it, and said disdainfully: "We are in a dormitory, what do you say?"

However, as soon as Tao Hao's words fell, Xiao Lu sat up straight, and a sharp look suddenly burst out in his eyes, which frightened Zeng Dongqing, who was already nervous.

"Little brother, you are Haozi's classmate, brother give Haozi a face. It's too late for you to regret it now, because we've never seen it. ”

Zeng Dongqing is not an instigator, when he clashed with Minister Sun of the Youth League and Local Committee, he dared to shout when he knew the identity of the other party, but at this moment he was afraid. Don't say it's him, even Tao Hao, who has a bottom in his heart, was also startled by this bastard, but this kid's reaction after being startled was to pull out a big plastic bag from his jeans pocket and prepare to pack all the fruits on the coffee table. There's no way, who made his classmate Tao Hao poor, so poor that he didn't even have the money to buy a watermelon for his wife to eat on this hot day.

However, the scaring Xiao Lu also underestimated Zeng Dongqing, this guy who dared to gamble all his property when he saw the opportunity, he was also a ruthless and smart person who dared to gamble. In Zeng Dongqing's opinion, he can afford to live in the presidential suite, can call the big boss brothers, and there are two bodyguards standing at the door, such a big man, can he still play with a poor boy like him?

"Big brother, I can trust Peaches, as long as I can do it, you can just tell me. ”

A little bold but not responsible, as for believing it or not, it doesn't matter, Xiao Lu picked up a brand-new Motorola mobile phone on the sofa and threw it over, and said gloomily: "Follow the instructions on the phone, how much future you want depends on how much you contribute, provided that you take care of your mouth." ”

"Yes", Zeng Dongqing, whose face was pale, caught the phone, and waited for Xiao Lu to wave his hand before hurriedly going out.

, phone!

When the door of the guest room was closed, Tao Hao, who was greedy and didn't know what politeness was, hurriedly turned over the sofa, but he didn't even find a hair, and said very unpleasantly: ", I kept saying brother, I didn't see you give me one?"

"Your sister, I can't afford it, do you still want to take it for nothing?"

"And what else are you pretending?"

Xiao Lu, who had finished pretending to be a ghost, fell back and scolded: "Fuck, don't you pretend to be good? Zhang Guozhu is a bastard, and he put Lao Tzu together before leaving!"

No, no, no, this is not right, Tao Hao immediately came back to his senses when he heard these three words Zhang Guozhu, and hurriedly said: "Brother Lu, which one are you playing?"

"You don't know?"

"Lao Tzu knows a fart!"

After speaking, Tao Hao saw Xiao Lu's strange face, and suddenly understood.