Chapter 303: Fooling
For a while, the faces of the two brothers became extremely exciting, and they stared at the yellow monkey!
"Chirp ......"
Tsai carefully sniffed the wine on the two of Moli's bodies, the yellow monkey was in a hurry, and a smoke came out, scaring the two brothers~щww~~lā Chinese≈=≤==≈=≠
It scurried into the orchard, looked around, and then found the place where the monkey wine had been made. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
When it saw it in place, its eyes almost fell off, and a monkey face was full of disbelief.
I saw that the place was empty, and I didn't say that the monkey wine was gone, and even the whole tree was gone, which ...... It's too clean!
The yellow monkey's brain was blank, and he couldn't believe that there were such robbers in the world for a while, so ruthless.
It was in a trance for a while, and then its body shook violently, Mao trembled, and suddenly turned to look at the Mo Xuan brothers in the distance!
"Squeak ......"
It screamed in exasperation, shrill and sharp, gritted its teeth and scurried back, staring at both fiercely!
Mo Xuan and the others touched their noses, and they both felt a little embarrassed!
This is equivalent to being caught stealing, which is really shameless!
Mo Xuan was stunned by the yellow monkey, and couldn't help glaring at the eldest brother, as if he was blaming him for having to drink monkey wine.
If you don't drink it, there will be no smell of monkey wine left on your body, and naturally this yellow monkey will not be able to see their thief behavior.
On the other hand, Mo Li is also depressed!
He had been dealing with this yellow monkey for a long time, but he had never drunk monkey wine before, so the yellow monkey did not show anything unusual.
Over time, he forgot about the monkey wine and ignored this aspect.
Now that he is stared at by the yellow monkey like a thief, his old face is extremely embarrassing!
"Chirp ......"
The yellow monkey bared his teeth and barked, his hands and feet fluttering, very angry, as if he was reprimanding the two for their disgraceful behavior.
It is estimated that he couldn't stand being stared at a little, Mo Xuan opened his mouth and smiled awkwardly: "That...... We didn't steal, and you didn't label it as your wine. ”
After that, Mo Xuan touched his nose, and he felt that he was arguing with words.
"Squeak ......"
The yellow monkey was furious, deeply feeling Mo Xuan's shamelessness, stretched out his finger and pointed to the depths of the fruit forest, and made another comparison!
It seemed to be accusing Mo Xuan, saying that he was just stealing wine, and even pulled out the tree, and this attack was too ruthless, it was really a clean sweep!
Mo Xuan understood the meaning of the gesture, coughed lightly, looked at Mo Li, and wanted the eldest brother to come forward to explain a few words.
However, what surprised him was that Mo Li actually looked up at the sky, pretending not to see anything, and looked like he had nothing to do with himself!
Mo Li's meaning was obvious, and he was telling Mo Xuan: "You took the wine, you pulled out the tree, and the owner of the family questioned, you can carry it!"
The corners of Mo Xuan's mouth twitched, and he was speechless for a while!
"No righteousness!" Mo Xuan scolded in his heart, and he didn't have a way to take the ink power of an old fritter.
He glanced at the yellow monkey, put on a smiling face, leaned forward flatteringly, and said as he walked, "Hehe...... Brother Monkey, look, you can't really blame me for this, I didn't know in advance that this was your family, otherwise I wouldn't have done it. ”
"So you can't blame me for this, it's useless for you to stare at me like this, isn't it?"
"Moreover, I see that you are a hospitable person, you have a good relationship with my eldest brother, then we are naturally friends, I believe that you are such a hospitable monkey, you will definitely entertain us with monkey wine. ”
"In order to save the cumbersome etiquette, we took the monkey wine ourselves, as for your kindness, Brother Monkey, we will never forget it in our hearts!"
"Our brothers accepted this monkey wine, and we also accepted Brother Monkey's intentions, this matter is a complete misunderstanding, understand, hehe......"
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Mo Xuan had a flattering smile on his face, full of nonsense, and insisted on saying that black was white.
He can lecture in the military palace and fight the existence of all students, and it is not difficult for him to reverse black and white.
"Squeak ......"
Hearing Mo Xuan's words, the yellow monkey's eyes widened, and he couldn't believe that there was such a brazen person in the world.
It's just that he ran in and stole the wine, and even stole it so cleanly, and even pushed the blame away, saying that it invited them to drink.
In this way, the blame of the clan is not blamed on its head?
The yellow monkey is not stupid at all, the more he thinks about it, the more angry he becomes, and his nostrils begin to spew smoke.
Monkey wine is a treasure, there is no room for loss, this lost responsibility, no matter how stupid the yellow monkey is, he dare not take it!
Its eyes widened, staring at Mo Xuan viciously, and its mouth opened wide, as if it wanted to call its people to capture this hateful wine thief!
Seeing this, Mo Xuan was in a hurry, and hurriedly rushed forward to block the yellow monkey's mouth with his hand!
"Whirring ......"
The yellow monkey reacted quickly, and his movements were extremely agile, and he dodged with a single bounce.
Mo Xuan was a little surprised in his heart, but he immediately said urgently: "Brother Monkey is angry, if you have something to say, don't call people at every turn, it's so boring!"
With that, he quickly took out a glass of monkey wine from the gift ring and presented it to him with a smile.
"Brother Monkey, after this glass of wine, we are friends, and I will take the blame for it later, and I will never embarrass you. Mo Xuan said solemnly, with a serious expression.
Hearing this, the yellow monkey looked suspicious, moved his nose, and his saliva dripped after smelling the fragrance of monkey wine.
Its eyes were longing, and despite its efforts to restrain it, it could not hide its coveted color.
Seeing this, Mo Xuan breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, and persuaded again, narrowing the distance a lot inexplicably!
The yellow monkey showed a look of struggle on his face, and was very wary of Mo Xuan, always feeling that Mo Xuan was pitting him.
"Brother Monkey, I guess you can't drink the Monkey Bar often, I'll give you a drink today, don't miss it!" Mo Xuan continued to say with a blushing face and a heartbeat.
"Chirp ......"
The yellow monkey shouted, as if he was questioning Mo Xuan's words?
Mo Xuan nodded hurriedly, smiling, he couldn't see the slightest abnormality on the surface, but in fact, all kinds of ghost ideas were spinning in his heart.
The yellow monkey couldn't see Mo Xuan's true purpose, although he was suspicious, but the temptation of monkey wine was too great, and after some struggle, he finally fell into the trap designed by Mo Xuan, grabbed the wine glass and drank the monkey wine!
Seeing this, Mo Xuan finally breathed a sigh of relief!
"Brother Monkey, after drinking this bowl of wine, we are our own people, if you tell us about it, I'm afraid you will have to be punished with us!"
"It's useless if you want to deny it, the wine has already been eaten, you are sharing the spoils, and you can't shirk the responsibility!"
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Mo Xuan's expression was as usual, and his words were so brazen!
Such shamelessness, it seems that Mo Xuan himself can't stand it, and he can't help but smile a little bitterly in his heart!
He has an indifferent personality, he is not a person who has been deceived and deceived, and now he is really helpless to confuse this little monkey with his clever tongue.
At the moment, their situation is not safe, if the yellow monkey calls the people, who knows whether it will be a blessing or a curse.
For safety reasons, Mo Xuan could only fool the yellow monkey like this, so that it would extinguish its intention to report the news.
Of course, he could have slaughtered this yellow monkey with one shot, but Mo Xuan couldn't do such a ruthless and indifferent thing.
After all, stealing wine is a fact, they are at the expense first, if they indiscriminately kill innocents for safety, then what is the difference between Mo Xuan and Peng Qingya and others?
Therefore, Mo Xuan can only make this decision, go against the norm and fool the yellow monkey!
Thinking of his previous nonsense, Mo Xuan was extremely embarrassed, and secretly said that his image for more than ten years had been ruined, and he was really depressed.
Thinking of this, he couldn't help but glance at Mo Li, only to see that the eldest brother was looking at him with admiration on his face, and even gave him a thumbs up.
"High, it's really high, I thought that only Moxin's kid was the best at deceiving and deceiving, but I didn't expect that you are the hidden master, admire!" Mo Li snickered.
He was silent, but Mo Xuan understood the change in the shape of his mouth and understood what he meant.
glared at the eldest brother angrily, and Mo Xuan had the urge to look up to the sky and sigh.
"Thinking of me Mo Xuan, what a domineering leakage, now for safety, it has fallen to the extent of being abducted and deceived, sad, sighing......" Mo Xuan smiled bitterly in his heart!
At the same time, he was also extremely annoyed, secretly hating himself for being greedy for a cup, and even daring to taste monkey wine when he knew that there was a monkey.
Isn't this lifting a stone to shoot yourself in the foot, in the final analysis, you are self-inflicted!
A helpless smile rose at the corner of Mo Xuan's mouth, and when he caught a glimpse of Mo Li with a look that didn't care about himself, he couldn't get angry!
In front of him, the yellow monkey was holding an empty wine glass, and his face was stunned!
After a long time, it finally reacted and understood that it had fallen for Mo Xuan's scheme!
"Chirp ......"
The yellow monkey threw away the wine glass, pointed at Mo Xuan angrily, jumped like thunder, and suddenly shouted, as if questioning.
Mo Xuan was cheeky, spread his hands, and said, "It's useless to question me, we are already grasshoppers on a rope!"
"The wine is gone, there is no way to regret it, Brother Monkey, shut up obediently, don't worry, it won't be long before our brothers will leave!"
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After that, he shrugged his shoulders, with a look of disapproval, and fell into the eyes of the yellow monkey, that is the expression of underbeating!
Mo Xuan's eyes wandered, and his heart was very embarrassed!
He dragged the yellow monkey into the water in a good manner, and his methods were really cheeky!
However, he had no choice but to do this, after all, everyone's safety was more important than face and means.
Mo Xuan looked down at the ground, this kind of posture really made the yellow monkey angry.
It never expected that someone would be so brazen as to steal it himself, but he said it so high-soundingly, and later dragged it into the water.
This is simply out of its monkey brain's cognition, and the yellow monkey doesn't know what words to use to accuse Mo Xuan of shamelessness.
The more the yellow monkey thought about it, the more angry it became, and the strength of the wine came to his heart, which made it drunk and hazy, and suddenly went berserk!
"Whew......"
I saw that the yellow monkey was drunk, his body shook for a while, and then his golden eyes were raised, his two arms were raised high, and he let out a roar, pounced on Mo Xuan like a drunken madman!