The head of the horse face is much more flexible than the head of a cow, and the old cow is a brute force and can only do rough work.

Looking at the second pot head and pumpkin pie in front of him, Ma Mian considered whether to go to Cui Fujun or Zhong Kui.

The underworld seems to be harmonious, hello, hello, everyone. In fact, where there are people, there are rivers and lakes, and even more so in the underworld where there are ghosts.

Jizo is a great man forcibly installed by the Western world, and his status is transcendent. However, Jizo has the advantage that he basically does not interfere in the specific affairs of the Ten Halls of Yama and is well versed in the way of peaceful coexistence. As for who is the eldest Bodhisattva or King Yama, it is rare to be confused.

Zhong Kui relied on himself to be the exorcist god of heaven and the emperor of the world, and he did things publicly. He called himself the ghost king in the underworld, and he intervened in many places in the daily affairs of the underworld, which was disliked by the king of the ten halls. But with Heaven as a backer, there is nothing to be done.

To put it bluntly, the underworld is like a fragrant bait, and both the heavenly court and the Western Buddha want to control it in their own hands. As a result, representatives were sent separately. For a long time, it has maintained a delicate balance, which is both a political opponent and a strategic partner.

The Book of Life and Death is one of the three books of heaven, earth and man, and the Spring and Autumn Reincarnation Pen, that is, the judge pen is a set. Not only does it control people's life and death, but it is also the Great Luo Jin Immortal, and the Bodhisattva Arhat cannot escape the period of death. Of course, the immortal bodhisattva is called reincarnation.

There is a back door in this, if the immortal bodhisattvas also drink Meng Po soup like mortals, then the practice of the previous life is forgotten, how to make it?

Therefore, everyone understands the importance of the underworld.

Ma Mian thought about it, but it was best to go to Cui Fujun. First of all, the judge's pen is kept by Cui Fujun, and the book of life and death is in the hands of the ten palace Yama kings in turn, which fully reflects the checks and balances of power.

Cui Fujun was flying like a pen in the mansion, and when he saw Ma Mian coming, he didn't care, he still wanted to finish the work.

Ma Mian praised: "The calligraphy of the prince of the palace is unmatched by the underworld." Even if I don't know calligraphy, I can feel the meaning of the gentleman's pen like a god. ”

Cui Fujun laughed: "You are a horse face, you don't know a few big characters, and you also understand the meaning of calligraphy?"

This horse face is more talkative than the head of the cow, and it is also regarded as the old man of the underworld, although he likes to dip a little cheap, but the water is clear and there is no fish, so the subordinates are easy to manage.

Unlike black and white impermanence, relying on flattery in front of Jizo, he will disobey himself. Don't think that if you become a ghost judge, you won't be able to control you, one day you will take advantage of Jizo's retreat, check the book of life and death, and make a few changes to let you become a new person.

Ma Mian said with a smile: "In this underworld, only your prince is a real cultural person." The little one accidentally got a bottle of good wine, and after thinking about it, it was only the most suitable gift to the prince. Isn't that Li Bai also a wine fighter to be able to write a hundred poems?"

Cui Fujun saw the second pot head taken out by Ma Mian, opened the cork, and a strong fragrance came to his nose. At least 60 degrees!

But if you have nothing to do, do you want to change your position? Now going out is basically arranged in black and white, and business trips will naturally provide some subsidies for oil and water, and everyone knows this.

Jizo's statement is also difficult to refute for a while, this is on behalf of the image of the underworld, and it is naturally more appropriate to be black and white impermanence. As for the bull head and horse noodles, it is unsightly.

However, this two-pot head, at a glance, you can tell that it is not produced by the underworld.

I really can't see that there are still a few brushes on the horse noodles. I don't know when it was privately held. That's not right, so why didn't he take it out before? Why did he have to cook for so long before he came to me?

Cui Fujun thought of another possibility, and was overjoyed in his heart, but his expression did not reveal the slightest.

"Ma Mian, I've always been very optimistic about you. Rest assured, as the chief judge, my advice to the Ten Palaces Yama is still very important. You can't let the conscientious horse noodles stay in the cooking room all the time. At least take turns with black and white impermanence. This calligraphy will be given to you as wine money. ”

Ma Mian thought to himself, what use do I want this calligraphy to do?

"Lord Fujun, have you ever heard of the Scattered Immortals?"

Cui Fu Junhu said suspiciously: "Scattered immortals? Now that the Three Realms are separated, even Sun Monkey has become a fighting Buddha, and it is extremely difficult to come to the underworld! Why did you suddenly mention Scattered Immortals?"

Ma Mian's eyes rolled and he said with a smile: "Don't hide it from the prince, I and a scattered immortal who was stranded in the mortal world inadvertently became friends who forgot the year. This bottle of wine is also positioned by the Scattered Immortal Yuan Shen and transmitted to me across the border. ”

Cui Fujun didn't believe it: "How can such a mana as a scattered immortal become a friend with you?"

Ma Mian smiled: "Please also ask the prince of the mansion to forgive me, I am also afraid that the scattered immortals will look down on the underworld, so I boasted about how magical the book of life and death is, and the judge's pen of the prince is a magic weapon that can determine life and death." He didn't believe it. ”

Cui Fujun asked: "It's rare that you can speak from the standpoint of the underworld everywhere." But what does that have to do with good wine?"

Ma Mian said: "I boasted about how the book of life and death and the judge's pen are magical, and Sanxian said that he wanted to see it for himself." As soon as he was happy, he promised me two bottles of two pots. ”

Cui Fujun scolded: "Okay, you have a horse noodles, and you still have a bottle hidden! Could it be that you want to use it to please Zhong Kui, and you can't beat his sister." It's not all taken out yet. This is the magic weapon of the underworld, how can it be given to outsiders to enjoy, in case. ”

Ma Mian reluctantly took out another bottle of Erguotou, thinking that it would be better to go directly to Zhong Kui if he knew this.

"Fu Jun didn't know, Sanxian just wanted to see it, and it wouldn't fall into his hands. ”

"That's not right either!"

"Alright, it's just that I could have tasted pumpkin pie tonight, but now it seems hopeless. ”

The horse turned around and left, looking very pity.

"Come back, what did you just say, say it again. ”

Ma Mian snickered in his heart: "Sanxian promised me sixteen pieces of pumpkin pie, so I had to go back to him." ”

Cui Fujun said with a smile: "Sanxian is no longer in the book of life and death, but just take a look." Sixteen pieces of pumpkin pie, where is it easy to divide, not enough for me to have a tooth sacrifice alone. ”

This Cui Fujun is really greedy, and he wants to devour all the pumpkin pie by himself!

"Fu Jun doesn't know, each piece of this pumpkin pie is small and has to take out three hundred yin virtues. This is just a drop in the bucket for the Fujun, it is rare for the small one to go out, where is there so much yin virtue for him. ”

Cui Fujun laughed and said: "Pumpkin pie is not a mountain delicacy, I will help you out of this yin virtue." You can't let you suffer from the specific things. Yin De is for you, you wait a while, I'll go get the book of life and death for you!"

Today's book of life and death is in the hands of the wheel king, and Cui Fujun took the book of life and death after a while. However, he also took out half a bottle of Erguotou and directly drunk the Wheel King.

As for pumpkin pie, that's not to say. Cui Fujun is also counting on changing the peach elixir.

(Someone actually read a book and doesn't vote or collect, my friends and I were stunned, it's really good, okay?)