Chapter 243: You Sit, You Are Numb (Second Update)

At this time, no one will pay attention to him. If what Bai Er's fools said was true, then they were really being left to be fools. Zhang Shengyan, who didn't understand all of Zhang Dadao's plans, simply acted in his true colors, shook his head and said: "What kind of test of a master, it depends on your sincerity! I haven't dealt with this guy before, and giving money is sincerity." Get out of the way!"

Zhang Sheng stepped into the formation and shouted twice, but Zhang Dadao didn't move at all. It is said that sleeping like a dead pig Zhang Dadao is now performing this, when he lives with the fat man, except for the fat man's trick human flesh wind and fire stool, only splashing water can wake up Zhang Dadao.

Of course, because of the conditioned reflex cultivated after living in the Seventh Courtyard for many years, the wake-up bell of the Seventh Courtyard also has a miraculous effect on waking up Zhang Dadao. It's just that no one has paid attention to this at all.

Zhang Shengyan screamed twice, and seeing that Zhang Dadao didn't react, he was also a little depressed and pouted his lips and said: [This guy, pretending to be quite devoted, is not afraid of being paralyzed after pressing the blood vessels!] Zhang Shengyan shook his head disdainfully, and was about to step forward to push Zhang Dadao a few times, thinking that if he didn't react to pushing him, he would simply take advantage of this effort to give Zhang Dadao a mouthful, and it would also be regarded as revenge for him wandering around the wilderness in the northwest for a few months.

He didn't push it when he wanted to push, and suddenly there was a shout: "Stop!" Zhang Shengyan looked back and saw that it was actually Wang Xia shouting.

Everyone also looked at Wang Xia in confusion, Wang Xia was a little embarrassed to be seen, and said: "Cousin, he can't be practicing any skills, right? ”

Wang Xia said this, but she couldn't get Zhang Dadao's weird performance, I was afraid that this guy would also overdo it like an actor, and if he was really practicing any internal skills, it would be a big trouble to disturb at this time. From this, you can see the brilliant acting skills of Zhang Dadao and the actor. At this time, Wang Xia didn't know that the actor was not injured at all! I just thought that this guy was so dedicated that he couldn't get out of the line of fire with minor injuries, and he was really injured to fake the show.

Now even she thinks that Zhang Dadao really has any special ability. In the end, Zhang Dadao sat motionless for the past few hours, and she also knew that not ordinary people could sit down. This sounds simple, but those who have really tried it will know that it is definitely not something that can be done casually. Wang Xia has also practiced yoga. It just so happens that it is not a simple matter to know that this pair of plates has been sitting still for a few hours. Zhang Dadao slept really just right, and he basically fooled himself with outsiders.

As soon as Wang Xia's words came out, Zhang Shengyan was stunned. The hand didn't know whether to continue to shoot or take it back, and it was a little embarrassed for a while. The actor nodded again and again: "That's it! The master may be cultivating! If you disturb others, it will really not be good!"

Bai Er was a fool and touched his stomach, and suddenly remembered Zhang Dadao's explanation, and asked him to praise himself when there was an accident. Bai Er Fool hurriedly smiled and said, "No, no, the Heavenly Master is amazing." Definitely not going crazy. Even if there is something, I won't blame you, the Heavenly Master said that the feelings of the proletariat are like the depth of the sea, and everyone is their own people. ”

It's okay that Bai Er's fool didn't explain, but as soon as he explained, everyone suddenly felt that the tense atmosphere was gone, what is the class feeling like the sea is deep! This doesn't sound like a reliable thing, the old lady laughed even more, looked at Bai Er's fool and shook his head and said: "When is this word? Okay, don't be afraid of Xiaoyan." The old woman has lived so long, and Ouchi's guards have also seen it, where does this world come from?

The old lady said, glancing at her granddaughter on the side. Zhang Shengyan exhaled again and patted his shoulder. If Zhang Dadao is lying on the bed and sleeping, let alone pat him on the shoulder, or pat his face, as long as it is not a slap, Zhang Dadao will not have any movement. But at this time, Zhang Dadao did not sleep lying down, although he could sleep sitting and sleeping with Zhang Dadao's talent, but the quality of sleep was a little worse.

Zhang Shengyan took this shot. Zhang Dadao shuddered at that time and opened his eyes in a daze. Subconsciously, I asked first: "It's time for dinner?"

This sentence is completely the result of being taken into the ditch by Bai Er's fool these days, and these days, it was Bai Er's fool who told Zhang Dadao to get up. Every time I called him, it was because it was time to eat, and Bai Er was hungry again. So the first thing he said when he opened his eyes, Zhang Dadao also asked about eating.

This is usually forgotten, but at this time, everyone almost didn't laugh. Everyone thought in their hearts: [This Wu Dalang plays Yanbahu, what kind of person is really a bird. His subordinate is a foodie, and this boss is really a foodie!]

Everyone didn't know how to answer this sentence, but Bai Er's fool was very supportive, and hurriedly said: "Yes, yes, when you arrive at the hotel, Heavenly Master, are you hungry too?"

Zhang Dadao saw the people around him clearly at this time, and immediately knew the general situation, although Zhang Dadao was usually quite stunned, but he couldn't bear the talent of others who were proficient in deception. When it came to fraud, the observation of words and the skills of bluffing immediately +1, and he figured out the form at a glance, and quickly coughed twice and put on a master's posture: "Ahem, it turns out that there are so many people?" I'm slacking you. ”

This wiped his nose and pretended to be a master, so that the people around him didn't know how to speak. Only the actor is the most dedicated, and at this time, he knelt down neatly and directly, and said again and again: "Master help, master help! You are really accurate, I will encounter a bloody disaster this morning." The wooden talisman you gave is also broken! Am I going to be unlucky?"

"Ahem," Zhang Dadao coughed twice more and beckoned to Bai Er's fool. Bai Er was stunned for a moment, and asked directly, "What are you doing?"

Zhang Dadao almost didn't get angry, and blurted out: "Come and serve Pingdao! You forgot to bring the poor futon again, your feet are numb after sitting for a long time!"

"Huh?" Bai Er Fool hurriedly went over to help Zhang Dadao, the sister thought that Zhang Dadao might be a master, but after a while, Zhang Dadao ruined his image as a master, and said with a tangled face: "Masters will also have numb feet when they meditate?" At this time, she suspected that Zhang Dadao's virtue could not fool his grandmother.

Zhang Dadao rolled his eyes and said, "Nonsense, you will be numb if you sit!" After saying this, Zhang Dadao sat down, looked at Zhang Shengyan and said: "Zhang Dashao, your friend's matter is solved, and if there are any problems in the future, I will inform Poor Dao." You can go after keeping the formation talisman here for a day, by the way, my warranty will expire in one year and then there will be no warranty!"

Lao Zhao hurriedly came over, handed over an envelope, and thanked him for a while. Zhang Dadao took the count and threw it directly to Bai Er's fool, then looked at the actor and said, "You, come and tell me what your situation is!" (To be continued.) )