Chapter 30 Uncle can bear it, and Aunt can't bear it
The next day, Zeng Ziyu had a notice that Liu Min was also going to report a social release, and the plan to buy a house was temporarily put on hold, Zeng Ziyu said that the day after tomorrow was a weekend, and there was a lot of time to buy a house.
Liu Min said: "Then I will stay at your house tomorrow night, okay?"
"Think beautiful!" Zeng Ziyu said, "I'm not a casual person, I've taken a big advantage for you today, I still say the same thing, when will I completely cut off the ambiguity with Fang Fei, when can we be real boyfriend and girlfriend." ”
"I've always regarded Fang Fei as my sister, you know. ”
Zeng Ziyu said: "But Fang Fei doesn't think so." ”
Liu Min looked at Zeng Ziyu pitifully, very aggrieved, how could Fang Fei think that it was her business, how could he control it?
Zeng Ziyu said: "My Liu Daxia, as long as you don't have an affair with her and make it clear to her, of course, she may be a little hurt in her heart, but a girl of her age, feelings come and go quickly, and soon she will forget about you." ”
"Oh. ”
"It's reluctant, isn't it?" Zeng Ziyu said angrily, "You can't do it without ambiguity?"
"It can be done!"
Liu Min said in his heart: "I've never been ambiguous with Fang Fei, okay?"
Zeng Ziyu asked Liu Min to accompany her to Zhongshan Road Pedestrian Street for shopping, after lunch on Zhongshan Road, and then go shopping in the afternoon, Zeng Ziyu said that she wanted to buy a few summer clothes. Liu Min said that if he didn't wait until the weekend, he would buy it after he withdrew the money, and now he is still a poor bastard.
"How much is the clothes worth?" Zeng Ziyu snorted, "My money is mine, your money is still mine, and whoever uses it first is the same." ”
Liu Min gave a thumbs up: "High!"
He wanted to call Deng Jiaxiang and ask him to drive the nanny car, but Zeng Ziyu didn't let him, saying that the nanny car was too conspicuous, and there was a Jeep SUV in the underground garage of her community.
"You are so rich," Liu Min said with a smile, "I have always had a dream since I was a child, I want to be a big girl, and now it has finally come true, God treats me well!"
Zeng Ziyu chirped: "Virtue!"
"Seriously," Liu Min said, "I want to take the time to buy a Jetta tomorrow." ”
Zeng Ziyu suspected that she had misheard and asked, "Jetta?"
"Yes, Jetta!"
Seeing Zeng Ziyu's puzzled face, Liu Min said: "Ziyu, Sima Guang, you know, I smashed a tank when I was a child, and I grew up to do it against Wang Anshi!"
Zeng Ziyu said: "Talk about the point!"
"Okay, Ziyu don't be impatient. Although Sima Guang is not very good, but he said a famous saying, it is quite reasonable, he said, 'from thrift to luxury, from luxury to thrift', you see, I have always maintained the fine tradition of Chinese people to be diligent and thrifty, do not spend money indiscriminately, if I am not a reporter, I will not buy a car. I buy a car mainly for transportation, not to show off, or to be a status symbol like you. When it comes to transportation, the old three are the most economical, right?"
Zeng Ziyu was a little dizzy when she heard this, she suddenly regretted that she knew too little about Liu Min, why is this man so abrasive, she has a big head when she hears it, and she has to find a lot of crooked reasons to do something, isn't he tired alive?
He got rich overnight, 10 million is definitely a lot of money, if you change to someone else, then you can't enjoy it, but he's good, he can't even buy a better car, what to buy a broken Jetta, old lady, no, this girl is a big star, everyone loves flowers and flowers, how many rich young men want me to take their luxury car, I didn't agree, now it's good, I chose thousands of choices, I actually picked a bastard to drive a Jetta, and said so eloquently, it's really unbearable for uncles and aunts.
Zeng Ziyu forcibly suppressed the anger in her heart and said: "Where do you go to buy it tomorrow, I'll help you pick it, I bought three cars, I have more experience than you, that's it, drive, let's go to Zhongshan Road!"
"Don't use it?"
"Drive!"
"Oh, okay!"
I don't know when it began, every city has a pedestrian street, it seems that many cities also have a Zhongshan Road, Yanjing's pedestrian street should be the widest, largest and most luxurious, and there are the most people, although there are many handsome men and beautiful women, and there are many uncles and aunts. However, it is the young people who are more interested in the merchants. Singles are not good, most of them are passing by, and they are shopping in pairs.
Zeng Ziyu wears very wide sunglasses, her face is very small, and the sunglasses cover almost the entire face. Liu Min followed her closely like a bodyguard. It's not that he doesn't want to walk side by side, holding his little hand to play the role of a boyfriend, just now he somehow offended this aunt, and his treatment was suddenly reduced to a bodyguard, and his main job became to pay for his bag.
Now they are on the snack street, crowded with people, and they can't walk.
"Ziyu," Liu Min leaned into Zeng Ziyu's ear and said without words, "It's not a weekend, don't they all have to go to work?"
Zeng Ziyu turned around and said, "What do you care, don't you also go to work?"
If it weren't for the presence of sunglasses, the two would probably have to be mouth-to-mouth.
Liu Min's treacherous plan did not succeed, and he shook his head: "No, I'm working." ”
Zeng Ziyu laughed and said: "You are not big!"
"I'm going to write about the daily life of the big star Zeng Ziyu," Liu Min said with a smile, "There will be a lot of media reprints." ”
Zeng Ziyu snorted coldly: "Does it include this morning's life?"
Liu Min broke out in a cold sweat, "This topic is invalid, I'll think of another one!"
He then smiled and said, "Whatever you like to eat, I'll buy it for you." ”
Zeng Ziyu pointed to the scorpion that was still writhing on the bamboo stick and said, "I want to eat this!"
"This can't work," Liu Min said, "You are too heavy-minded, they are all alive, I firmly disapprove of their cruelty to small animals, you can't be an accomplice!"
Zeng Ziyu pointed to the stinky tofu again: "I want this!"
"You're heavy-tasted, this can't do it, do you know how stinky tofu is made?"
"How?"
"Soak in dung. ”
Okay, there are a lot of beauties around who are eating stinky tofu, listening to Liu Min say this, they all bent over and retched, and the vendors selling stinky tofu on both sides pointed at Liu Min and scolded, and a fat man ran out with a spatula to make Liu Min.
The crowd dispersed around, making room for them, and finally there was a good show to watch, Liu Min was very congested, this is naked human nature.
Even Zeng Ziyu pretended not to know Liu Min, and retreated to the crowd to watch the excitement with a smile.
"Big brother," Liu Min said with a smile, "Slip of the tongue, slip of the tongue! I didn't say that your stinky tofu was blistered in feces." ”
"Then which one are you talking about? Brother Zhang on the other side?"
Two big men rushed out of the stall opposite, "Who the are you talking about?"
Liu Min said: "What are you two scolding, did I say your family? Since both of you have come forward, I will say you, what's the matter, you want to beat me, and you are not afraid to summon the police?"
The fat man squinted a pair of mung bean eyes, raised a spatula and smashed it on Liu Min's shoulder, shouting as he smashed: "It's you who hit!"
The other two also used their hands and feet to do something to Liu Min. Someone next to him shouted: "Damn, it's really fighting!"
A girl next to Zeng Ziyu even covered her eyes, most of them widened their eyes and refused to let go of every detail, Zeng Ziyu was even more annoying, afraid that she couldn't see clearly, and even took off her sunglasses. The girl's boyfriend suddenly stared at Zeng Ziyu motionless as if he had discovered a new world, and only blushed for a while before asking, "Are you Zeng Ziyu?"
"Ah, Zeng Ziyu?" said the girl, letting go of her hand, "where?"
"Shhhh
The girl pointed at Liu Min and asked, "Is he your bodyguard?"
"Hmm," Zeng Ziyu nodded.
Her boyfriend said, "No wonder it's so powerful!"
Many people have already taken out their mobile phones and cameras and started taking pictures and recordings.
Looking at the field again, Liu Min snatched the spatula, shook his hand and gave the fat man a big slap, turned the fat man around half a circle, blocked in front of the two big men, and became his meat shield. Two big men kicked the fat man to the ground with one leg on one foot.
The plot reversed too quickly, and someone shouted, "Beautiful!"
The fat man was obviously blindfolded, and sat on the ground in a daze. Liu Min raised the spatula at the two big men, and the two of them shrank back in fright.
"Is your stinky tofu soaked in feces?"
"Yes, fecal blistering!"
The crowd laughed.
At this time, someone shouted, "The police are coming!" It turned out that they were in a circle, well, when they saw the police coming, they immediately gave way to the police. I saw two policemen, one fat and one thin, running and shouting, "Stop!"
Liu Min hurriedly threw the spatula to the dead fat man, and the fat man suddenly howled and cried, and said to the two policemen: "Brother Wang, Brother Li, this person beat us!"
"Uncle policeman," Zeng Ziyu hurriedly stepped forward and said, "I can testify that my friend didn't hit anyone, they were the ones who made the first move!"
The fat man said, "They're in a group!"
The fat policeman panted and asked Liu Min, "What's the matter!"
"Comrade policeman," Liu Min said, "it was really them who did it first, if you don't believe it, you can ask the people next to you." ”
The fat man said: "He slandered our stinky tofu and soaked it in feces, we came out to find him to theorize, but he slapped me without saying a word and beat me to the ground, you see, my mouth is broken, I want to go to the hospital for an examination!"
The thin policeman drove the crowd away and said: "Disperse, disperse, you don't think it's a big deal, right, disperse, disperse, don't disperse, come with us to the police station!"
There are really people who are not afraid of things, and said: "Cut, what, who are you scaring about, we are all going, you can't eat and have to go around, right?!"
Even so, he said it secretly, and he didn't dare to show his head.
The crowd of onlookers left one after another, but they did not go far, and stood a little farther away to continue watching.
"Take out your ID card!" the fat policeman said to Liu Min.
Liu Min took out his ID card from his wallet.
"Let's go, come with us to the police station!"
Liu Min said: "What about the three of them?"
"They've got to go, too!"
Zeng Ziyu said: "Liu Min, I'll go with you!"
The fat cop asked, "Who are you?"
"Girlfriend!"
Liu Min said: "Ziyu, why don't you go back first, I'll look for you when it's over." ”
"No," Zeng Ziyu was very resolute, "I'm going!"