Chapter 5: A Thousand Cups Don't Pour
It's just that it doesn't matter, everyone in the entire Parsis Continent knows that the Holy Angel of Descent has a casual personality that never pays attention to etiquette, so no one will care about him or anything.
"This... This... This is a threat!" The Celestial Star Emperor trembled with anger.
"Oh, Your Majesty, don't misunderstand, the Star Hall never uses such a lowliest method as threats......" The corners of Jianlou's mouth rose slightly and he replied with a smile.
"I and the Holy Angel of Lou are in a compassionate mood, and I can't bear to let the people live a miserable life......," Xingji explained on the surface, but his inner monologue was "Dead fat pig! The popular rebellion is not good for you and me! It is especially not good for the temple that has not taken more taxes but has to help you suppress it! If you know each other, you will withdraw the order to raise taxes, otherwise we will watch you be chopped into minced meat by the people and taken to make dumplings, and then help your eldest prince ascend the throne!" Everyone present couldn't imagine that in fact, the heart of the Star Age Holy Angel was a person who was completely different from the surface.
"Hey, Prince, last time the Pope told me he admired you. I don't know when I will be able to change my name to your Imperial Majesty?" the Holy Angel of Lou smiled and turned his head to greet the eldest prince.
"Thanks to the Pope's mistaken love. The eldest prince replied very politely.
It seems like a simple greeting, but in fact, the Holy Angel is another simple and effective threat to the dead fat pig! If you don't withdraw the tax increase order, then you will be forced to abdicate! Anyway, you don't dare to touch the eldest son you can do.
The Heavenly Star Emperor really looked like a dead ash, hesitated for a long time, and waved his hand weakly: "Since the harvest is poor, then the palace renovation will be slow, and no taxes will be raised." 」
The Holy Angel of the Star Age shouted with joy in his heart, "Great! I can finally go back to the temple on an errand! In the temple, there are few people who want to force me to speak! Hahaha! I can continue to be my silent Holy Angel of the Star Age obediently!"
"However, Xingji Holy Angel, it is rare for you to come to our country, I will hold a banquet for you tonight, you must accompany the widow to drink two cups, otherwise you will not give the widow face!" The Emperor of the Celestial Star laughed so hard that his fat pig eyes were so narrow that he couldn't see the eyeballs.
At this time, Jin Lou, who was beside Xingji, also threw a worried look. Because the people of the entire Pacis Continent know that the Star Age Holy Angel is not a drop of wine, and he will blush when he drinks one sip, he will have a headache when he drinks two sips, and he will fall down after three sips. Commonly known as three cups poured!
"I will...... Do your best. Xingji made a look of submission, and knelt down very helplessly in return. And smiled bitterly, and made a look that seemed to be very embarrassed, naturally it was for the Emperor of the Heavenly Star to see, he was threatened twice in a row, if he didn't give him a little sense of accomplishment, it would be bad if he found trouble with the Star Hall in the future.
"Hahaha, come on, go and prepare the banquet immediately, and bring out the best liquor of the widow!" The Celestial Star Emperor arrogantly beckoned his subordinates to do something, and at this time, the eldest prince also showed an apologetic look to the Star Age Holy Angel, after all, it was he who couldn't stop the king's move to raise taxes, so he simply privately notified the Star Hall to intervene.
Although the Holy Angel beside him was still flattering at the woman, he would also throw a worried look at Xingji from time to time.
But what are you worried about? Xingji thought to himself, "I can't pour a thousand cups!" That's right! Xingji Holy Angel, who is known as the one who must pour three cups, is actually the strongest drunkard in history. At the beginning, Xingji's master took him to a mysterious cellar......
"Son, what you have to learn today is to drink. Resor looked at Kane, the Age Holy Angel, who had just turned eighteen, and opened a bottle of wine and handed it to him.
"What? But, master, don't the Holy Angels of the Star Age not drink?" Kane looked at the wine in his hand with confusion.
"The Holy Angels of the Star Age always forgive others, have you really forgiven?"
"The Holy Angel of the Star Age always smiles, how many times have you really laughed in your heart?"
"The Star Age Holy Angel is the spokesperson of mercy, are you really merciful?" Reeser said these three words in a louder voice, and continued sternly, "Child, if you don't know how to drink, then how are you going to maintain your image of a Star Age Holy Angel with a blush, two headaches, and three cups after drinking?"
"Therefore, the Holy Angel of the Star Age does not drink, which is based on the principle that the Holy Angel of the Star Age is actually a thousand cups. This sounds so reasonable, but when you think about it, it seems quite contradictory!
"Drink, child, you have to drink the wine as water every night for a month, until you drink the same amount of water. With that, Lesser opened a bottle of wine for herself and began to drink it.
Kane had just turned eighteen that night, and for the sake of the image of the Star Age Holy Angel who couldn't drink, he became a thousand glasses that drank no different from drinking water.
Back to reality
At the banquet in the evening, Xing Ji had only participated for ten minutes, and under the pouring of wine from the Emperor of the Heavenly Star, three cups were poured. "Good! I can finally go back to my room and sleep. Pretending to be drunk, Hoshiki happily waited for the palace servants to take him back to the house to sleep. But poor Lou, for the sake of his principle of descending the Holy Angel, was still flattering every woman at the ball, looking at the number of these noble women...... Before he threw his eyes cramps in the middle of the night, he probably didn't have to come back to sleep.