Zhang Youqian said that the two of you are having a good time, let's go, let's go out and talk for a while. I saw Huang 6 and Huang 7 and the two old shows, I was so frightened that my face was colorless, and I felt compassion in my heart.

After entering the Xuan No. 11 house, Xiao Dahai fell asleep on the table, and after a while, first the snoring sound was like thunder, and then the fart sound was like thunder, like rain hitting plantains, broken jade falling beads.

In less than half a day, the whole person seemed to collapse, I saw this, and even stepped forward to care, my son, did you eat a bad stomach yesterday? Come, I will pour you a cup of herbal tea to clear your stomach.

Xiao Dahai was weak and told my father that I would not take the test. I whispered how it can be done, your father has spent a lot of money, you must let you be lifted, you stick here for three days, three days will be fine.

I have a stomachache, let alone three days, I can't last a day.

Zhang Youqian said that people may not be able to win the cold window for ten years, but you can be lifted in three days, such a cheap thing, you can't find it with a lantern, you can steal it yourself.

After hearing this, Xiao Dahai felt that it made sense, and yes, then I will bear with it.

Rao is Jiangnan School Palace conducted two strict body searches before entering the palace, and after half a day, nearly 100 people were still arrested for cheating, which shows that the trend of fraud in the imperial examination is serious. Some cheating candidates actually carved the Four Books and Five Classics on palm-sized foil, which is breathtaking.

In the afternoon, seeing that the chief examiner and the examiner did not come, I chatted with Zhang Youqian about the imperial examination, and Zhang Youqian said that the wisest decision I made in my life was not to participate in the imperial examination. My father hung me from a tree for three days for this.

I nodded, and said that the three days of fighting are worth it! Look at Huang Liu, Huang Qi, two old talents, one is old, and he still wants to be promoted and promoted, even if he is a jinshi, how many days can he still be an official?

Zhang Youqian said, you are very wrong, you are a person who practices martial arts, and you don't know much about my Ming officialdom system, such as today's fifth-class people, officials, military and civilian businessmen, and serious hierarchical differentiation, just like our Zhang family, even if it is the richest man in the capital, as long as there is no official in the family, the wealth of this rich country is always the meat in the eyes and the food on the plate in the morning and evening. Zhang million spent hundreds of thousands of taels of silver every year to give to the Beijing officials of the six ministries, the foreign officials from various states who came to Beijing to report on their work, and even the people who came to take the exam. Now if someone touches our Zhang family, it will be a hair that moves the whole body, pulling out the radish and bringing out the mud.

I sighed, what corruption!

Zhang Youqian said indifferently, these are just the means of my Zhang family's self-preservation, I just don't want to be in the same stream, so I ran to the six doors to catch fast.

I remember that Zhang Youqian had a bad relationship with his father, so when he talked about Zhang Million, he was called by his name, but it seems that this kid still admires his father.

Zhang Youqian is not bad-hearted, except for some losers and lustful, there is nothing wrong with him, I remember that when I first met him, he was still a gentleman, which took less than half a year in the six doors, and his personality has converged a lot.

While the two were chatting, they saw the invigilator from all over the universe coming over, this person was a person from the Jiangnan garrison, it should not be the six-door system, the officer smiled at us, and was about to enter the toilet.

I glanced at Zhang Youqian, and he even stopped and said, According to the rules, you can't use this toilet. The invigilator was stunned, didn't Lord Xiao tell you?

I looked at him, but saw that he had a test paper hidden in his cuff, presumably he had bought off the gunman in the examination room, and after answering the answers, he had come up with a trick to hide from the world.

Zhang Youqian wanted to stop it, but I smiled and said, okay, okay. stepped forward and patted him on the shoulder, saying that time is pressing, Master Xuezheng and the examiner will come back at any time, you move quickly.

The invigilator nodded, went in, and in less than ten breaths, ran out with his nose covered, said hello and went back to his invigilation area. Zhang Youqian said, do you really help this kid?

I said frankly, I took the money, of course I have to do something. Zhang Youqian said I despise you, I stretched out my hand and held up an exam paper, and raised it in front of him, Zhang Youqian asked, what was it just sent in?

I said that compared with the answer sheet, I think the young man needs a roll of paper more. Zhang Youqian said I can't imagine that you will still do this? I laughed and said, I am empty-handed, I am a professional.

Zhang Youqian suddenly asked, honestly, when I was in the capital, did you take my jade pendant?

I was surprised, what kind of jade pendant, I don't know. But I secretly thought in my heart, don't say anything about this kind of thing, before I left the school, I swore an oath to steal the door in front of the portrait of the thief He Daozi, and admitted that it was against the teachings of the ancestor and violated professional ethics.

I swear before God and the public that I will be pure and faithful to steal all my life, that I will not steal anything harmful and unprofitable, that I will not be subdued and therefore widowed and lonely, that I shall do my best to increase the level of my profession, that all personal matters that I hear and hear while stealing, and that all household chores shall be kept secret, that I shall be faithful to the cause of stealing, and that I shall devote myself to the happiness bestowed upon the stolen.

This oath of stealing the door is extremely tongue-twisting, but it took me a night of hard work to memorize it, and the fifth senior brother never forgot it, and I memorized it after reading it. Thinking of this, I suddenly missed a few senior brothers.

On the second day of case analysis, in the afternoon, the invigilator came to deliver the answer again, yesterday from the pit secret grid answer almost did not smoke him to death, today I learned to be obedient, put the answer in the roll, I repeated the old trick, with an illustrated version of the golden bottle plum replaced. All afternoon, he was in a state of nervous hyperactivity.

On the third day, the topic is "On the Empty Seal Case", this topic can be described as shocking, now the empty seal case has passed less than a year, the aftermath has not been settled, it is in the capital, everyone talks about the case The color changes, lest the partition wall has ears, and it will be grabbed by Jinyiwei, East Factory, and West Factory, and it will have to fall off the skin if it does not die. Although Jiangnan is open-minded, when it comes to the secret case of the imperial court, ordinary people do not dare to judge it easily.

After two days of tossing, Xiao Dahai obviously lost a lot of weight, he waved at the two of us, I said, what kind of tricks are you doing?

I said, didn't there be an exam paper?

Xiao Dahai pointed to the toilet, it was too late, and it was all used.

What are you afraid of, someone will send the answer when the time comes.

Xiao Dahai cried and said with a sad face, when he was delivering food in the morning, he heard that the inspector of the No. 4 House of the Universe Flood Desolation had been arrested. It's up to me to do it today.

Zhang Youqian said that we are only responsible for invigilating the exam, and the test questions are not clear, as if they are empty or something.

The sea asked, "Empty air?"

I said so.

He picked up the brush and wrote two big characters on the paper, "Fart Theory".

Fart, the gas of grains and grains also originates from the viscera, out of the pylorus, seeing it, and hearing it. It is also angry, the shadow is out of shape, the dust is not timeless, it comes out of nowhere, and it stops clearly; the demonic atmosphere of the strong room discharges the bad smell of the grains ....... It is a sound, not gold, not stone, not silk and bamboo, or cracked silk and vibrating, or beads and stacked, or dumb and whispering, or aggressive and shouting, or sighing, or for hey, for murmuring, for squeezing, for the roar of birds and beasts, and the strange sound of a hundred strange sounds.

The more he wrote, the more excited he became, his thoughts were like a urine collapse, and he was pouring out thousands of miles, and in less than half an hour, the "Theory of Farts" was like a book, he was a little proud, how?

I said that this year's number one is none other than you!

The invigilation has been two days, we are already tired, we ate a few soup dumplings at noon, and in the afternoon leaning against the wall pillar in a daze, suddenly a number of people came not far away, I raised my eyes to see, it was the Ming Emperor Zhu Runze with Beilu, Nanxie, and the Ministry of Rites to the scene of Chunfu in person, as for the Xuezheng and Song prefects followed at the end of the team, half-bent over, with a cautious look, the appearance was very funny. The man in black was still half-squinting, and he didn't look awake.

I woke up Zhang Youqian, Zhang Youqian asked what was wrong, I whispered, the emperor is here. Zhang Youqian glanced at Zhu Runze and said This is the emperor?

I tell you to be quiet.

Emperor Zhu Runze of the Ming Dynasty heard the movement, saw us, and walked over to the two of us. Dude, we meet again. I was about to salute, but Zhu Runze waved his hand and excused myself. After that, he glanced at Zhang Youqian again, are you Zhang Million's son?

Zhang Youqian looked unafraid, yes, what's wrong? At this point, all the officials were in an uproar, and they couldn't help pinching a cold sweat for this kid, this is the saint today, do you think it's the old king next door.

Zhu Runze said, it's nothing, I'll ask.

Zhu Runze walked around the examination room, all the candidates were busy answering, and did not notice that the most powerful person in the world today was on the scene, Zhu Runze said to Xie Shiting, Xie Qing, what you have said in this policy can be described as a punishment.

Xie Shiting bowed down and said, under the rule of Ming Jun, all the scholars in the world dare to speak. In ancient times, there was a wide range of Tang Sects, and there was a prosperous era in the early Tang Dynasty, and the Wuzong of this dynasty listened to favors, so they were in danger of disaster. For example, today, the four seas are leveling, and all nations are coming to the court, which is the reason why they met the Ming Lord. The imperial examination is an important matter in the court, and the minister asked this question because he wanted to select a capable minister to rule the world for the saint, rather than a nerd who blindly studied to the death.

This sycophant, not to mention Zhu Runze, we all feel comfortable when we hear it, it seems that Xie Shiting has quickly adapted to the role of this quasi-household secretary.

Because of Xie Junyan's relationship, I don't have a good impression of Xie Shiting, and I always feel that this guy cherishes feathers too much.

Emperor Ming Zhu Runze asked, among the students of this Spring Festival, there is a person named Li Muge, I don't know which house it is in?

The scholar and the invigilator asked for the roster of the examination sect, and went back and forth three times, but did not find Li Muge's name, so he said, Long live Qiyu, the minister went through the file, and there was no such person.

Zhu Runze's face sank suddenly, there is no such person?

The invigilator even came to the front of the academic master, Master Kong, this Li Muge of the Jiangnan School Palace, was reported a few days ago on suspicion of stealing, and is now locked up in prison.