Chapter Ninety-Six: Drinking and Talking (2)
Su Xinyue looked at Tang Yu coldly and said, "It's just that it's boring for a big man to be arguing with a girl." ”
Tang Yu was really angry and aggrieved, and said, "Am I careful?" No, Yueling, who are you, we are friends, you can't turn your elbow out." ”
Yue Ling said: "I'm ...... There's a saying, oh, by the way, I'm calling it 'help in the gang but not in the family'. ”
Tang Yu said: "This is also what Tianqi taught you?"
Yue Ling smiled and nodded, "Hmm." ”
Tang Yu said with a smile: "I said brother, what did you teach her?" ”
Su Xinyue suddenly stood up, walked to Yue Ling's side, and said, "Miss Yue Ling, you come." He took Moon Spirit's hand and left his seat.
Yue Ling was surprised: "What to do?"
Su Xinyue said: "I want to bow to you, are you willing?"
At this time, even Tianqi was stunned. Tang Yu said: "Hey, which tendon did you make the wrong one again?"
Su Xinyue ignored Tang Yu and asked Yue Lingdao, "Would you like to?"
Yue Ling was stunned and said, "Bow down, of course, it's okay, are you worshipping sisters?"
Su Xinyue said: "Of course they are sisters, it is difficult to be brothers." ”
Tang Yu said: "Yue Ling, don't pay attention to her, she's not good here." He pointed to his brain.
Su Xinyue said: "You still know that you have a bad brain." He asked Yue Ling again, "How old are you?"
Yue Ling said: "I ......" Tianqi answered: "She is seventeen." For the convenience of the moon spirit, Tianqi set her seventeen years old, one year younger than himself.
Su Xinyue said: "I'm also seventeen, how old are you?"
Tianqi said again: "On the sixth day of the sixth month of June." This birthday is also particular, the so-called "six six Shun".
Su Xinyue said: "Then I am from the ninth day of the ninth month of September, you are older than me, and you are my sister." Come, get on your knees. He pulled the moon spirit to his knees.
Several people in the hall looked at this place with curiosity and confusion.
Tang Yu said: "Really worship, Tianqi, you don't care?"
Tianqi smiled and said: "Worship and worship, isn't it good for Yue Ling to have a sister?" He also wanted Yue Ling to have a few more relatives to save her from being lonely.
Su Xinyue taught Yue Ling to hook her thumb and little finger, and the other three fingers stretched out, and the two raised their hands to the sky. Su Xinyue said: "If I say a word, you will say a word." ”
Yue Ling said, "Oh. ”
Su Xinyue said: "I, Su Xinyue and Yue Ling, are here today to worship as ......" Tang Yu shouted: "Brother." ”
They both looked at him. Su Xinyue scolded: "You get out, what kind of mess." ”
Yue Ling said: "You don't pay attention to him, you continue." ”
Su Xinyue snorted and said, "I, Su Xinyue and Yue Ling, are sisters here today. ”
Yue Ling also said: "I'm Su Xinyue, no, no, I should say Yue Ling." I, Yueling, are here today and Su Xinyue are sisters to worship. ”
Su Xinyue said: "From now on, we will share blessings and hardships, wear beautiful clothes together, and eat delicious food together." ”
Tang Yu laughed suddenly: "It's so funny, there are people who say goodbyes like this." ”
Tianqi couldn't help but laugh out loud.
The two daughters ignored the two of them, and still had their own decent worship. Yue Ling also said: "From now on, we will share blessings and hardships, wear beautiful clothes together, and eat delicious food together." ”
Su Xinyue said again: "If anyone bullies Sister Yueling, I, Su Xinyue, will definitely beat him to death." ”
Yue Ling also said: "If anyone bullies Sister Xinyue, I, Yue Ling, will also beat him to death." ”
Tianqi glanced at Tang Yu and said, "You're done, I don't need to say more about Yue Ling's ability." ”
Tang Yu rolled his throat and said secretly: "It's really over now, looking for such a careless backer." Although he has practiced the "Five Thunder Shocking Palm", he is not the opponent of Yue Ling, even if he can beat Yue Ling, it is impossible for him to take her seriously.
The three heads of the two girls slammed on the ground, Su Xinyue pulled Yue Ling to stand up, raised her palms and said, "Come on." ”
Moon Spirit was surprised and asked, "What are you doing?"
Su Xinyue said: "High five." ”
Moon Spirit raised her left palm and struck it on her palm.
Su Xinyue said with a smile: "Sisters are of the same heart, and their benefits are golden." ”
Yue Ling also said: "Sisters are of the same heart, and their benefits are golden." ”
Tang Yu said: "That's called 'brothers are of the same heart, and their profits are gold.'" ”
Su Xinyue said: "I just love my sisters and one heart, can you manage it?" The two sat down in their seats again.
Yue Ling said: "Tang Yu, Xinyue is my sister now, you can't bully her anymore, otherwise be careful that I will beat you." ”
Tang Yu snorted contemptuously.
Yue Ling said: "What? You don't believe it? You just said that you have practiced martial arts well, otherwise we will compare and match?"
Tang Yu waved his hand and said, "No, no, no, I don't dare." ”
Tianqi smiled and said: "Miss Xinyue, you have found a big backer, Tang Yu may not dare to bully you in the future." ”
Su Xinyue was curious: "Is Sister Yueling really that powerful?"
Tianqi said: "Of course, even the ghosts in the underworld are afraid of her." ”
Su Xinyue smiled: "Then she hasn't become a female Hades king." ”
Tianqi smiled and said, "Tang Yu, where did you talk about it just now, go on." ”
Tang Yu said: "Okay, I'll go on, she pushed me into the wolf's den." ”
Tian prayed: "Stop, this one jumps over, go down." ”
Tang Yu said: "Go down, I'll beat the wolf to death, and then she has to follow me, it's too late, we'll ...... That's it. ”
Tianqi was stunned for a moment, and pointed to the two of them: "You ...... Really ......"
Yue Ling asked blankly, "What's wrong with them?"
Su Xinyue hurriedly said: "No, you listen to his nonsense, he didn't know that I was a woman at that time, and I was a later...... He just knew. Thinking of being stripped naked by Tang Yu, he couldn't help but blush for a while, and glared at Tang Yu angrily.
Tang Yu pointed at the sky with a look of disgust and prayed: "Look at you, you are really dirty, what do you think, we just beat two pheasants, roasted them and ate them, and stayed by the river for one night, you think you are like you, you have long been there, 'um'." As he spoke, he pressed his two thumbs together and pressed hard.
Su Xinyue glared and said, "No, Sister Yueling, you have already ......."
Yue Ling didn't know what Tang Yuna meant, and her face was dazed. He also followed Tang Yu's example and pressed his two thumbs together, and asked Tianqi, "What does this mean?"
Tianqi said: "He is." "Fate
Tang Yu: "I'm talking nonsense, Yueling, you said in front of your godsister, did you two sleep in the same room?"
Su Xinyue looked at Yue Ling in surprise.
Yue Ling said: "You are wrong, we have long slept in different rooms, and rooms 1 and 2 are ours." ”
Tang Yu said in disbelief: "Really?"
Tianqi said: "Don't be idle, now you're talking about you, what do you say we're doing?"
Su Xinyue said: "That's it, it's really shameless for you to ask others such words." ”
Tang Yu also felt a little bored, and said, "Okay, talk about me, talk about me." Later, when it was daybreak, the two of us left, and happened to see two horses on the side of the road, so she stole them. ”
Su Xinyue said, "What did I steal, you didn't steal?"
Tang Yu said: "Whose idea was that?"
Su Xinyue said: "No matter whose idea it is, did you steal it?"
Tang Yu said: "Okay, let's steal it together." ”
Su Xinyue said: "Originally." ”
Tang Yu glanced at her and said, "We rode two horses to a village, and then we smelled a foul smell, very curious, what happened to this smell? ”
Su Xinyue said: "It's that he's curious, it's not that I'm curious, I'm leaving, it's that he has to go, otherwise something won't happen." ”
Tang Yu said: "Hey, are you talking or am I talking about it?"
Tian prayed, "Okay, you go on." ”
Tang Yu said: "Then we walked over, pushed open a door, I was obedient, guess what you saw? ”
Tian prayed: "What is terrible about white bones, dead people." ”
Tang Yu said: "I knew you would say this, there is nothing terrible about white bones, but those white bones are crawling with colorful poisonous snakes, all over the ground, do you say you are afraid? The main thing is disgusting, now that I think about it, I still have hair in my heart." ”
Su Xinyue couldn't help but feel chills in her heart.
Tian prayed: "And then?"
Tang Yu said: "Then the two horses suddenly fell to the ground, and I turned my head to see that there were several green snakes crawling on the legs of the horses. Immediately after less than half a cup of tea, my God, there are countless poisonous snakes pouring up from all sides. I didn't see it right, this was going to run, at this time, a blue-scaled python spirit came out from under the ground, always more than ten zhang long, and the water tank was so thick. And our hero, at that time, I admired the python spirit a lot, his eyes were like eggs, and he couldn't move. ”
Su Xinyue heard Tang Yu ridicule her, and she was angry, but she couldn't refute it.
Yue Ling said: "That Xinyue is quite bold. ”
Tang Yu laughed and said, "Praise you." ”
Su Xinyue said: "Get out, talk about you." ”
Tianqi said: "Xinyue was afraid that her legs were weak at that time. ”
Tang Yu said: "It's not just that her legs are scared, I'll tell you the truth, let's say first, I'm not blind, she was so scared that she peed her pants at the time, haha, haha." ”
Su Xinyue was ashamed and annoyed, her face turned red with anger, and she patted the table and said, "You ......"
Tian prayed: "This skip, what about going down?"
Tang Yu coughed dryly and said, "Next, I will start a big battle with Ah Bao and that python spirit, and it took a lot of effort, damn it, I finally cleaned it up." ”
Su Xinyue said: "He didn't tell the whole story, it was he and Ah Bao who were entangled in the python essence and were about to die, it was I who saved him by poking the python spirit blind with a wooden stick, and he beat the python to death." ”
Tian prayed: "Is there really such a thing?"
Tang Yu said a little embarrassed: "She also made a little effort." ”
Yue Ling said: "That Xinyue said that she saved your life, it's not a lie." ”
Tang Yu scratched his head and said with an embarrassed smile: "It's so-so." ”
Su Xinyue said: "What so-so, it was meant to be." ”
Tang Yu said: "Okay, okay, even if it's it." ”
Su Xinyue disagreed: "You remove the 'even' for me, it was originally true." ”
Tianqi said: "How did Xinyue get the snake venom?"
Tang Yu said: "I have to ask her, it's really stupid." ”
Su Xinyue said: "I don't know when I was bitten, I should ...... Oops, can't remember. ”
Tianqi said: "Then you brought her here to cure the poison?"
Tang Yu said: "Yes, it's really troublesome, I have flown hundreds of miles." ”
Tianqi was surprised: "Can you fly?"
Tang Yu said with a smile: "Tell you quietly, brother, I have mastered a special ability, and I can give birth to wings on my back." ”
Tianqi was stunned and said, "Is it so amazing?" Look behind Tang Yu.
Tang Yu said: "Now that it's put away, how can you see it?"
Su Xinyue said: "Hey, what's the big deal, a birdman, my father can fly without wings." ”
Tang Yu thought that she was squeezing herself, blowing nonsense, ignoring her, and thinking about how to mess with her well. said: "You two don't know how troublesome it is to treat her for poison, it is boiling water, boiling medicine, and the key is to take off your clothes and soak them in water, all of this has to be done by me, alas! ”
Su Xinyue heard him talk about this festival, and she was speechless for a while in embarrassment, and she was red from her face to the root of her ears.
Yue Ling said: "We have all heard this, isn't that Xinyue seen by you, you have to marry her?" Tianqi said, a girl's body is seen by a man, so she will marry him." ”
Tang Yu was surprised: "What? Marrying her, it's not enough for me to make such a big sacrifice?"
Su Xinyue scolded in annoyance: "You bastard, do you want me to marry you? ”
Tang Yu said: "You want you when I want." But God pray, come, come, I'll tell you. ”
Tianqi attached his ear to his mouth, only to see Tang Yu muttering a few words, and then laughed. Tianqi was stunned for a moment, and then said with a smile: "You guy." ”
Tang Yu only smiled and fell.
Su Xinyue was curious about what Tang Yu said, her face was confused, and she thought that it must not be a good word.
Seeing Su Xinyue's expression, Yue Ling said, "Xinyue, Tang Yu just said that your body is white and tender, and you don't leave your hands when you touch it. ”
It turned out that when Yue Ling was whispering to Tang Yu to the sky, she had secretly snooped on Xuangong, and she heard what Tang Yu said clearly.
Tang Yu was stunned and said in surprise: "Hu......h? Can you hear that?"
Su Xin's chest and back rose and fell with joy, her teeth clenched and her red lips clenched, and she almost burst into tears, and scolded angrily: "You bastard." Picked up a plate of braised pork, and splashed it on Tang Yu's face with the meat on the plate.
Tang Yu hurriedly turned his head sideways and dodged, sprinkling a little oil on his body. The plate of meat smashed right on a walking guest.