Chapter 51: Take off your pants and fart
A foreign girl is a foreign girl in the end, if this is a domestic beauty, she will never be able to do such a shameless thing as taking off her pants and watching people pee. Liu Min's face turned red, and he really wanted to scold: "Demon girl!"
But he didn't dare, he begged: "I can't pee, can you go out for a while!"
Julia gestured in front of him with a fruit knife and said, "Do you pee or not, haven't you ever peed in front of a woman?"
"Absolutely not!" Liu Min said indignantly.
There is privacy between husband and wife, not to mention that he is not married yet. Aren't girls the most privacy-conscious?
I have been dizzy since I woke up just now, I don't know what happened, I was tossed by Julia like this, and it was difficult to wake up. He tried to luck his qi, there was a door, and he could feel the true qi wandering. But he still didn't dare to be careless, after all, he was naked now, in case he was unlucky and didn't break the tape in time, Julia was obviously not a vegetarian, and he would not become a eunuch with a knife that slipped under his body?
That's why he's going to take Julia away.
"My aunt, you said that you tied me up into a big dumpling, how can I run? If you don't go out, I won't scatter, or you just kill me, and we'll break up!"
Liu Min's attitude was very resolute, and even Liu Xiaomin held his head high and said that he would never compromise.
Julia grunted and said, "Okay, I'll wait at the door, you can be honest with me!"
Liu Min wanted to cry without tears and said: "Which of us is not honest, you stripped me naked and looked naked, what did I do to you?"
Julia walked to the door triumphantly, but she hadn't taken two steps to see how big a one-bedroom bathroom could be. Liu Min is looking for a countermeasure, and now he only has his head that can move, so he can only be lucky. He and luckily, "poof"! The tape didn't break, but a fart popped out.
Julia jumped out all of a sudden, covered her nose, and closed the bathroom door casually, she scolded outside the door: "Stinky Liu Min, how can you fart in front of me!"
Liu Min really didn't mean it, but the effect was surprisingly good, you must know that this demon girl was afraid of stinky farts He had already used this trick, but he couldn't plug in the bathroom door. Taking advantage of this gap, he shouted: "Open!"
His body swelled, and he could only hear the bumping and jumping, and the tape broke inch by inch, and although it was still sticking to the skin, his hands and feet were finally free.
Julia heard the noise and slammed the door open, shouting, "MyGod!"
She looked at Liu Min incredulously, like looking at a monster.
"Chinese Kung Fu!" Liu Min smiled, "Didn't your sister tell you that I have a nickname called Martial Arts Master?"
He grinned and walked over to Julia, who stepped back step by step with a fruit knife.
When Julia stunned Liu Min, she considered notifying Gu Sanniu, after all, they were partners, and Gu Sanniu was still the person in charge of this operation, but she was used to being arrogant since she was a child, and Liu Min was captured so easily, which made her relax her guard, so she felt that she could handle it alone.
She regrets it very much now, but it is too late to regret it.
"Sister-in-law," Liu Min said, "I advise you to throw away the fruit knife, otherwise it will not be good if you accidentally slip on your delicate face, and I will not be able to explain it to your sister." ”
Julia threw the fruit knife far away and smiled, "I listen to my brother-in-law." Does my brother-in-law think I'm beautiful?"
She began to undress as she spoke, Liu Min didn't blink her eyes, anyway, Julia had seen him, why couldn't he look back, didn't an eye for an eye mean what he meant?
After taking off the T-shirt, Julia took off her jeans again, and she still had a bra on her upper body, and the *** on her lower body was the same as if she wasn't wearing it.
"Come on, brother-in-law!"
She rushed over and hugged Liu Min tightly, and the ring on the middle finger of her right hand bounced away and stabbed Liu Min in the back!
Liu Min had expected that she would play new tricks, she was so naked, and the only weapon she could use in her body was the ring, how could she not be guarded? Liu Min's hands were as fast as lightning, and he pushed her away and pressed her against the wall, tearing off a piece of tape from her body with her right hand, and tied Julia's hands behind her back.
"Julia, we have a saying that you may not know, that my sister-in-law is half of my brother-in-law!"
After Liu Min finished speaking, he buried his head in Julia's beautiful breasts, sniffed deeply, and said, "It's so fragrant!"
He laughed, opened the door and walked away arrogantly.
Julia was ready to lose her body, and there was still a trace of expectation, but this dead Liu Min was actually gone, she was ashamed and ashamed, and vowed not to let Liu Min go.
As for whether the plan can be completed, it is still secondary.
After Liu Min came out, he re-brushed it, and felt that things were not so simple. If Julia and Gu Sanniu can find themselves, they will definitely find their parents and Qianqian, he decided to go home and take Qianqian to his side, and the sins he created cannot be carried by his parents.
Moreover, he now has the ability to raise Qianqian, he does not sit in class, and it is completely feasible to take Qianqian to kindergarten.
Looking at his phone, it was already eight o'clock in the evening, and his phone was blown up by three women. He sent a text message to Ding Xiang and Fang Fei, saying that he was going back to his hometown, and sent another message to Yuan Jiang, saying that he was going out to handle the case and would come back in two days.
Yuan Jiang replied, "Okay", he is a smart person, he knows how to avoid suspicion, and he can't inquire about the cases he is investigating.
Lilac replied, "Well, go back and relax, come back and call me, I'll pick you up!"
Fang Fei called, I don't know if the little girl couldn't hold her breath, or if Liu Min wanted to go back to her hometown reminded her of something.
"Brother rogue, I'll go back with you tomorrow, I just want to go see my dad and aunt. ”
"No problem," Liu Min said with a smile, "as long as Aunt Zhou agrees." ”
Liu Min found that Fang Fei is now in the rebellious period, the more she is not allowed to do anything, the more she prefers to do something, it is better to follow her and push the problem to Zhou Meirong, anyway, Zhou Meimei will not agree to her going.
"Okay, I'll convince Mom. See you at the airport tomorrow morning at seven o'clock!"
"Go hard, come on!"
Hanging up the phone, Fang Fei came to the living room to find Zhou Meimei, saying that she wanted to go back to southern Fujian to visit her father tomorrow.
Zhou Meimei asked, "Is it really going back to see your father?"
"That's right," Fang Fei said, "I've been back for more than half a year, and I haven't visited my father, he must miss me very much!"
Zhou Meimei said: "He remarried a long time ago and has his own children, where will he miss you?"
Fang Fei's eyes were filled with tears.
Zhou Meimei couldn't bear it, after all, she was sorry for Fang Dawei, and Fang Dawei had a good relationship with Fang Fei's father and daughter, and Fang Fei was unwilling to change her surname so far.
"Go, go, go, give you 3 days off, be sure to come back after 3 days, don't delay work!"
"Okay," Fang Fei jumped up and hugged Zhou Meimei's neck and kissed her on the cheek, "Thank you, Mom!"
"You kid," Zhou Meimei patted Fang Fei on the back, "Go down, my neck is about to be torn off for you, you have to eat in moderation, be careful to eat and become a fat man!"
"Got it," Fang Fei said, "It's really boring, other mothers want their children to eat more, it's good for you to not let me eat, I want to tell my father that you abuse me!"
Fang Fei has a little baby fat, especially her chin is very obvious, she is only 90 pounds, with her height of 1.65 meters, she is very slender, but celebrities, especially female stars, are really fat and ruin everything, so Zhou Meimei pays more attention to her weight than her.
"Just sue, let your dad take care of you. ”
Fang Fei went upstairs and went back to the room, ready to sleep, she was afraid that she would not be able to get up tomorrow if she slept late.
Because he wanted to go home to pick up Qianqian, Liu Min decided to go to Zeng Ziyu and confess to her. He called Zeng Ziyu, and Zeng Ziyu said that he was at home and asked him to go directly.
When she arrived at Zeng Ziyu's house, Zeng Ziyu opened the door with a shower cap and a bathrobe, and her body was fragrant, she should have just taken a bath.
"I miss you to death," Liu Min hugged Zeng Ziyu's kiss, and Zeng Ziyu couldn't breathe before letting her go.
Zeng Ziyu snorted: "Take advantage of me as soon as you come, I don't believe your nonsense, why don't you want me to come last night?"
"You have wronged me," Liu Min said with a smile, "I stayed in the hospital all night last night." ”
Zeng Ziyu was also a witness to the drag racing incident, so she was naturally very concerned about the progress of the case, she asked, "How are the five people, are they okay?"
"Finally, there is no danger, they are all awake, and there is no danger to life. ”
Zeng Ziyu patted her chest and said, "That's good, that's good! By the way, I called you two times today, but you didn't answer, what are you doing? Is there a new case? I'll tell you, just resign, you don't have any freedom at all, which girl is willing to follow you?"
"No need," Liu Min said with a wry smile, "I was opened by the criminal police corps in the morning, and I was depressed during the day, drinking and getting drunk in the bar." ”
"Ah...... Why?"
"Because I'm a police officer, I didn't stop drag racing, and I was suspected of drag racing!"
"Who's to say, shameless, you've saved so many people. ”
"It's useless, Guan Jian is the son of Deputy Mayor Guan, I couldn't save him, it's useless to save many people, and Team Yang has no choice, I can understand him. ”
Zeng Ziyu hugged Liu Min and said, "I'm sorry, I didn't know that you were so wronged, you should have told me earlier, I'll pick you up and accompany you." ”
"It's okay, you're filming in the suburbs, it's inconvenient. ”
"But that's fine, in the future, you can be your entertainer, if you are happy, you won't do it if you are not happy, you don't have to look at other people's faces!"
"Yes, I think so too, this matter is in the past, Ziyu, I came to you today and have other things. ”
"What's the matter, let's talk about it!"