Chapter 102
"They are the new zombies brought by the four protectors of black, white, red and yellow. "I don't know who owes it, and here comes such a sentence. But this sentence actually worked, and the four zombie guards, seeing that there were zombies as proof, turned around and left. Bai Yu turned his head and looked, oh? It turned out to be the door-guarding zombie who courted him at the door. If you don't say that the beauty trick is the most useful, these zombies are not ghosts or ghosts now, but they still think about sex.
"What?" Bai Yu couldn't help but be furious when he heard that it compared himself to a new zombie, he was already 120,000 resistant to zombies, and when he heard that he was a zombie, hum, it's strange if he is not in a hurry.
"Nima, you're the new zombie, I'm not a mourn......er at all, grandpa and I'm not a mourner at all."
Bai Yu wanted to say, Master, I am not a zombie at all, but before the words came out, Qin Shou covered his mouth, Bai Yu knew that he was almost exposed, so he looked at Qin Shou and nodded, which was considered to be understood, so Qin Shou let go of his hand.
"I'm a zombie, but I'm not a new zombie, I've been a zombie for years, a veritable old zombie. "The zombie is still smiling, and although it looks very hideous and scary, it is definitely smiling.
"Hmph" Bai Yu sneered, he knew that this rotten zombie who had suffered a thousand knives was afraid of himself and Qin Shou, the reason was that it was a fool who actually regarded himself and Qin Shou as zombie cadres, so Bai Yu didn't take it seriously, when would he play it if he didn't play prestige now?
"What's so great about you old zombie, aren't you just a watchdog? Don't be an old qualified calf, look at you like that, it's like a zombie, oh no, you're a zombie, but even if you're a zombie, you're too ugly, how can you go out to meet people like this? Oh no, there are still people in the last days, if you really want to go out to meet people, then don't want it. But anyway. I hate you when I see you, I hate it, I hate it. β
"Little brother?" Qin Shou was confused when he heard it: "You hate it when you see it, you hate it very much." You're annoying. In the end, you hate it or. It's annoying, huh?"
"Hmph" Bai Yu was angry and kept the guard zombie: "This still needs to be asked, of course, it is annoying"
Although Bai Yu cursed foul words in his mouth. The expression on his face is also a nasty look, but in the eyes of the zombies, this is extremely beautiful, and the old zombie who guards the door sees that the beautiful little zombie he likes talking to it, so he puts on a cheap and special death look.
"Hee-hee, yes, yes, I hate it, I hate it. β
The gatekeeper zombie thinks that although Bai Yu's words are not very good, but no matter what, Bai Yu, a beautiful zombie, has taken care of himself, and he doesn't want to ignore himself like that at the beginning, thinking of this, the gatekeeper zombie is like a chicken blood, and he is happy in his heart, and he wants to tease Bai Yu more, so that Bai Yu can say a few more words to him.
"Go, go" Bai Yu coaxed it with his hand impatiently: "Whether you are a new zombie or an old zombie, this has nothing to do with me, can you stay away from me." β
He really hates to die of this zombie, thinking that he is a beautiful boy with white feathers, but he didn't expect to enter the zombie group, which is enough to make people angry, but what he didn't expect is that there is a zombie peeking at his beauty here, and he dares to openly tease him.
"Can't" made the door zombie sticky, maybe it was because it looked at Bai Yu who was good-looking and was the same kind as himself, it thought that the building near the water would get the moon first, so it continued: "You can't treat me like this, it's very rude like this, is this how your father and your mother taught you? Treat me like a respected old corpse, don't you even have a little patience?"
Bai Yu and Qin Shou didn't expect that people would still look like this when they had become zombies, and they would have been talking endlessly, no different from the gangsters on the street before the end of the world! Bai Yu said in his heart, when this zombie was a human being, he must not be a good bird, or he would not have pulled him.
"What kind of patience and impatience" Qin Shou looked at it and listened to it for a long time and was impatient, as soon as he watched a zombie get tired of his little brother, he was already a little unbearable, and then he looked at it, the dead B zombie also asked his little brother to be patient, he really couldn't help it, Qin Shou remembered that when he first entered the door, the zombie had already regarded him as a leader, and thought: Just take the leader to the end, and drive away this very annoying gatekeeper zombie.
Qin Shou's IQ was not seen in front of Leng Wuya and Bai Ling, but compared to ordinary people, it was much higher. After all, he has no parents since he was a child, he grew up watching other people's faces, and there is a saying that the children of the poor are in charge of the house early. That's what he's talking about.
I don't rely on it from my heart, I rely on myself for everything, so I think something else will observe what I say. It will also be loaded with B. But what they are best at is pretending to be grandchildren, because there is no adult protection around them, in order to protect themselves, they have to pretend to be cowardly everywhere, so that they can survive in this cruel world.
Now he wants to pretend to be a leader, but he just straightens his body, raises his head a little, and then lowers the corners of his eyes, and a big leader is freshly baked. Even Bai Yu on the side wanted to clap his hands when he saw it, if he wasn't ugly, he would be rich and rich.
Qin Shou put on a leadership posture and shouted at the guard zombie, "Take a break"
"What?," The old zombie at the gatekeeper cried out: "Woo, why do you make me angry? Just because your official position is bigger than me, you have to make me angry?Do you know how much I am angry?Woo~~" The old zombie at the gatekeeper was extremely aggrieved when he said this.
"Rely on" Qin Shou explained: "I let you rest for a while, who made you angry?"
"It's you, it's you, it's you. The old zombie who watched the door also called Zhen'er: "You should be the leader, you don't care about your subordinates, let me be angry, woo~~~~"
Bai Yu saw the doorway and said to Qin Shou: "I can see it, it, as an old zombie, can't understand modern sound, what you say is a little rest, for it, no matter how you listen to it, it is angry." β
Before Qin Shou could respond, the old zombie seemed to have returned to the distant era, and Shanshan talked: "I think that at the end of the Ming Dynasty and the beginning of the Qing Dynasty, in that distant era, I, as a living person, I died in battle, it was a big war, the two countries were at war, the Ming Dynasty and the Qing Dynasty were at war, and I saw that the Ming Dynasty people beat the Qing Dynasty people back, but I didn't expect the Qing Dynasty people to fight back, and as soon as they counterattacked, they counterattacked the Ming Dynasty people back, and then the Ming Dynasty people fought back, and the Qing Dynasty people fought back again, and the final outcome was- I died in battle. β
"Alright, alright. Qin Shou showed full impatience again: "We all understand, the people of the Ming Dynasty beat the people of the Qing Dynasty, and the people of the Qing Dynasty beat the people of the Ming Dynasty again, and the final outcome is - you die in battle,, you don't die have a relationship with the Ming Dynasty and the Qing Dynasty." β
"Alas, I died a miserable death. The old zombie didn't listen to Qin Shou's nagging and impatience, but just chattered to himself: "What's so miserable? That is to say, no one collected my corpse, no one burned me, no one refined me, no one buried me, no one paid attention to me, but later, it got better." β
Speaking of this, the old zombie opened its hideous mouth and laughed horribly:
"Then a big lion came, and the big lion only ate live meat and not dead meat, so it didn't eat my corpse, because I was a piece of dead meat. β
"Yes, it didn't eat you, and if it did, it wouldn't be a big annoying zombie now. Qin Shou said dissatisfiedly.
"But it's too casual," the old zombie snorted, " What I said casually meant that it pulled a bubble of poop on me, and it was over, and no one dared to touch the corpse of the lion's poop, why no one dared to touch it, it was because it stuck to the lion's poop, and sticking the lion's poop was equivalent to saying that this thing was owned by the lion, and no creature was allowed to approach, so no one dared to touch me, no one wanted to touch the lion's moldy head, and I saw that other corpses were buried, buried, buried, and burned, just me, no one dared to touch them, because no one dared to offend the lion, so in the end, I was left with a lonely corpseγ However, God does not die of hunger. β
When the old zombie said this, he became excited: "On that day, that memorable day, I happened to meet the corpse of Spyon. β
Bai Yu was stunned when he heard this, don't say it, if this zombie didn't tell a lie, he really wasn't the same as the person who turned into a zombie by the virus, his name should be called a zombie, but how did he get mixed with these zombies? And he has been a corpse for so many years, it stands to reason that he should have a certain status. But now he is just a doorkeeper, Bai Yu thought about it, did he mean. In the past, zombies were not the product of the current virus, and zombies were the opponents of zombies, so that zombies were enslaved. And what the hell is the corpse of Spian in his mouth?
"Oh, there's a new corpse friend joining, and the widow is so happy. "It was the giant green zombie who was giving a lecture on the stage who came over, and the amazing thing was that it was getting smaller and smaller, and when it came to Bai Yu and Qin Shou, it had shrunk to the same size as Bai Yu Qin Shou.
Bai Yu's eyes widened, he has been a human being for two lifetimes, and he has gone through two last days. It's also well-informed.,I've never heard of the body of a zombie.,You can change at will.,If that's the case.,Then what is the way for humans to live.,When fighting with humans.,Change into a big one.,Body strength is not a loss.γ
Human beings are not his opponents, when it comes to speed, they are getting smaller, and they can think of anywhere, which is a fight with Sun Wukong's Ruyi golden hoop stick, but fortunately, he can't change. Or I really thought he was the reincarnation of Sun Dasheng. But at the moment, this situation is not easy to deal with, and it is a skill to detain these zombies here. (To be continued......)