Chapter 101: No Man's Land
Chapter 101: No Man's Land
"Huh... There are quite a lot of people! Good morning, audience! I'm Li Wu, and you've seen the helicopter in front of me! The fat man and I are about to take it to the primeval forest of Shennongjia to explore the unknown, mysterious, and uninhabited no-man's land!"
At about 8:40 in the morning, Li Wu and the fat man followed Manager Xia to the tarmac, opened the live broadcast room, and greeted more than 5 million netizens.
"Good morning, Brother Wu!"
"I know your name is Li Wu..."
"What's wrong with the fat man? Was he beaten yesterday? Two panda eyes!"
Sharp-eyed netizens saw the fat man's two dark circles and asked one after another.
"Haha... About this matter, no, let me laugh first......" Li Wu felt funny when he thought of this matter, and after laughing, Li Wu told the fat man what happened yesterday.
“666666”
"Emoticons/Emoticons"
"I feel sorry for the fat man for three seconds!"
"Special Service / Emoticons"
"How can I be skeptical!"
"Brother Wu, early in the morning, this kind of exciting service is exciting to think about, is Sauce Zi really good?"
As soon as Li Wu said that, except for a few people typing, the rest of the barrage was either 666, or that kind of lustful expression.
"GO, the pilot is gesturing, we're leaving!" After watching the barrage for a while, Li Wu said to the camera, bending down and running towards the helicopter.
What Li Wu didn't know was that his joke was reported by many media in various forms and headlines, which triggered a national discussion, attracted the attention of relevant departments, and cracked down on the special service industry, which made many people applaud, and of course many people scolded this matter.
"Damn, Wuzi, why doesn't this helicopter close the door?" As the helicopter took off, the fat man saw that the doors on both sides of the helicopter were all open, and shouted loudly in Li Wu's ear, with trembling in his voice.
"You didn't read the introduction yesterday! The helicopter we rented just doesn't have a door, haha... You're afraid of heights, don't worry, you can't fall, isn't this wearing a seat belt!" Seeing that the fat man's nervous forehead was full of sweat, Li Wu gloated and laughed, and then said: "Okay, don't look down, you will be better if you look into the distance!"
"Big brother, how long will it take us to get there!" the fat man ignored Li Wu's words, and asked the helicopter pilot instead.
After the pilot turned the helicopter into self-driving mode, he pointed to the forest in front of him and said: "Do you see that forest? Starting from the edge of the forest, we will fly for about ten minutes to the edge of the no-man's land, where there is a fast open space, then I will put you there, and when you come back, I will contact our manager Xia, and I will pick you up there!"
"Finally landed, Li Wu, let me tell you, when I came back, I insisted on changing to a helicopter with a door" After watching the helicopter slowly rise into the air, the fat man rubbed his somewhat weak legs with palpitations.
"Let's talk about it next time!" Li Wu waved his hand, looking at the surrounding forests, but in his heart he asked in his heart: "In that direction, how far is the location of the energy source?"
"The energy location is southwest of the host, 78 kilometers away" prompted the answer immediately.
"Fat man, let's go, go in that direction and enter the no man's land" Li Wu listened to the urging words, pointed to the southwest direction and said to the fat man, as for the distance, he had already prepared, and he knew the approximate number last night.
"Do you see the abandoned wooden house? This location is the last area of the primeval forest that is inhabited, and the fat man and I will go southwest and step into the real no man's land, of course, there must have been travelers who have stepped into no man's land from here before, and we are definitely not the first. Li Wu saw that there was no problem with the fat man, and after introducing it to netizens, he walked towards the real no-man's land in the direction of the urging guidance.
"666, is this going to survive in the wilderness?"
"Have you ever seen anyone upstairs surviving in the wilderness with a backpack bigger than a human on their backs?"
"It's late, did I miss something?"
However, after only walking twenty or thirty steps, Li Wu was forced to stop, because now under his feet, a white snake appeared, and Li Wu could not name it.
"Damn, is this the White Lady?" the fat man looked at the white snake and screamed, not only the fat man, but many netizens who had never seen the white snake also came up with this idea for the first time.
"You think too much, this should be an albino snake, I checked before I came, all albino animals in Shennongjia are national protected animals, go, let's go around." ”
After bypassing the white snake, Li Wu thought about it and encountered the snake at the beginning, so he held the short knife in his backpack in his hand and asked the fat man to take out the sapper shovel.
"Look, there's a herd of wild boars there, and it looks like it's still a family," and after the two of them had been walking in the forest for an hour, a group of seven or eight wild boars appeared in their eyes, and in addition to five or six little poems, two were adult wild boars, all arching at the roots of a large tree. They had seen a lot of small animals along the way, such as hares and snakes, but this was the first time they had encountered large animals.
"There are a lot of wild boars, the fat man is going to give them a knife!"
"Roast suckling pig! Why am I drooling all of a sudden..."
"666 Brother Wu, this is the discovery of the wild boar family!"
Looking at the wild boar in front of him, the fat man's eyes also lit up, "Wuzi, should we find a way to get a small one and have a big meal at noon?"
"This... Those little pigs don't matter, the two adults, I think it should be almost 200 catties, I don't think we can eat them, as the saying goes, one pig, two bears and three tigers. Before we have been discovered, we will be withdrawn......"
Li Wu was also full of interest in roast suckling pig, but when he saw that the largest wild boar was at least two hundred pounds in size, he still shook his head decisively.
"We can..."
"Don't even think about it, fat man, I'll tell you, that thing can't be used unless it's in danger, this is not the back mountain of our hometown!"
Halfway through the fat man's words, Li Wu knew that he wanted to use the shotgun in his backpack.
"Okay, I see!" the fat man reluctantly glanced at the wild boar family.
"Whew......"
Just as the two of them had circled behind the boars, ready to move away from them, a beast's roar reached their ears, and the sound should not be very far away from them.
"Wuzi, is this a tiger?" the fat man's steps suddenly froze in place.
"It should be, let's go, it should be nearby. Li Wu also felt that this cry was very similar to the tiger in the zoo, but it was more domineering than the zoo's captivity.