What is history? History is a text compiled by human beings to record their own activities, and since it is compiled by human beings, it will make mistakes. www.biquge.info In this case, history does not equal truth. People who talk about history must have something wrong with their brains!

"What do you want to say?" she looked at the girl with a helpless face, "I understand that you are too lonely because of your college life, and you really have no choice but to find me, someone like you, to make up the numbers, but that doesn't mean that I can understand whether your wild thinking is stuck in the Centaur galaxy or Orion." ”

"Isn't that a great truth?" said the girl, dissatisfied with her friend's words, "history may be wrong! No, it must be wrong!

The friend sighed and impatiently tugged at a piece of hair that had been stuck in the gap between the old chair screws.

"Even if there is no such thing, human beings can still live," said the friend with a disdainful face, "Maybe it is because it is a fake that gives humans the motivation to survive." ”

"Do you think fake things can make people happy!" the girl still didn't give up.

"The real thing can make people unlucky," she sat in a different position, then stared down at the book she was holding, "Do aliens exist, do superpowers exist, do other worlds exist?"

"Uh, this... Who knows? What do you ask for?"

The girl shook her head in confusion.

"You don't know, do you?"

The friend narrowed his eyes and said solemnly: "If the aliens existed, it is likely that you have been captured and reformed, and have done some "beep-" and "beep-" and "beep-" things, but the aliens have made you forget. If superpowers exist, superpowers are likely to have brainwashed and hypnotized you, and "beep-" off but you don't know it, if another world exists..."

"Shut up! Don't say any more! Let's talk about something to make people happy!" the girl was already holding her friend's thigh with a painful face, and looked like she was about to cry.

"See?"

The friend closes the book.

"Sure enough, I didn't know that it would be happier. ”

"I'm not going to say anything like that again!"

"Go away! Don't rub snot on my legs!"

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Ai Lin Yuan, this guy's name. My reason tells me that this guy is an idiot in the truest sense of the word. If I could, it would be me, and Liao Xueqing would not be the kind of fool involved in her life. What are you kidding, but I was scheduled to have nothing to do with anyone during the three years of high school, and I was perfect to avoid this big incident. After graduating, I had already made a contract with the Shenji Battalion, and as soon as I graduated, I would be able to work in a place that other people could only dream of. Then go to the pinnacle of life and become a single person for a lifetime.

Aiyi Linyuan, this kind of guy would never have anything to do with my life in my life.

But... But!

This guy's father was a close friend of my self-proclaimed traveler's father, who didn't know where he died more than a decade ago.

In other words, I was swept up in the grievances of my previous generation and the things I hated the most—the so-called youth I spent with these young people who were sick in high school.

Youth is garbage.

I came to the conclusion that these sick little kids in their second year of high school will always waste their time and energy on going crazy with their peers, wasting on so-called test-taking education, and have no idea of trying to find the meaning of life on their own. I also think that I have been in contact with society and human nature, and I will always look like I am on top.

In my opinion, those veterans who have a lot of experience are worthy of respect, just like fathers.

Hawkers,Fortunately, at least Aiyi Linyuan, an idiot, doesn't care about those things. She only knows sweets, comics and stars, and is an idiot. She doesn't know what celebrities are, and she doesn't know what young people like at all, so she can be said to be stupid to a certain extent.

This idiot definitely used some special machine to restore the fossils of paramecium into single-celled organisms that paramecium later attached to paramecium.

Such idiots, like me, are isolated in this group of "school students" who are full of youthful pursuits, sweat, and no regard for others, although I don't care about it.

"Ahh

I know the way I'm feeling now, it must be called anger.

"Hey, paramecium. "It's not good, just say it.

"Huh, is that calling me?" she froze.

I smiled (probably) and held out my index finger, then pointed to the splinter in my leg.

"What's wrong?" she scratched her head, her short fluffy hair was silly like the heroine of a lawyer's TV series who was just like her idiot.

"The scraps of some kind of low-end food that squirted out of the cracks in your mouthparts because of your imperfect development. ”

She seemed a little frightened by the look in my eyes.

"Auntie!! I'm sorry!"

It made a strange noise, probably belonging to the language of communication between paramecium, right?

"Forget it," I sighed, taking out a tissue to wipe the paramecium's food clean, "you're thirsty, aren't you?" ”

"I'm not thirsty, am I?" she tilted her head.

"I said you were thirsty, and you were thirsty. ”

Please enjoy my perfect smile.

"Auntie, aunt, hey!!!"

A puff of smoke ran away.

Really, paramecium that doesn't grow at all.

――――

So, she bought hot coffee.

After that, of course, I went to buy another can under the threat of my smile, and of course, I gave her the money, so I didn't bother to use her money.

――――

I, Liao Xueqing, the biggest stain in my life is the relationship with this prehistoric living fossil paramecium named Linyuan Aiyi.

Because I claimed to be a traveler, and was actually the father of the former commander of the Ming Empire's Shenji Battalion, and I befriended her father, and my irresponsible and father's death outside, I stayed in her house for a while. Therefore, I should not have had any interaction with her in my life, just like the aliens who have not yet discovered the Earth and the prehistoric paramecium on the Earth.

It's all a mistake made by young people, and I think getting her into the museum is the greatest support for the country.

And now, she is still nervously munching on potato chips as I bury my mind and concentration in the book.

Well, there is no doubt that the sound is no different from the pronunciation of the word.

"Paramecium over there, your mouthparts are too loud. ”

Although I was a little more vehement, I was protecting my love in my own way.

But she apparently didn't notice my malice... Oh no, love.

"Mother... I'm sorry. ”

With that, she put away the bag of chips.

looked like he was on his mind, silent.

Huh? She actually has something on her mind? It's a world wonder.

But that has nothing to do with me.

God knows which galaxy this guy's mind has flown to, maybe she's wondering what paramecium has to do with aliens right now. No, such a profound question was too difficult for her, and I think she was already thinking about what to eat at night, whether to eat steak or fast food, or to eat.

Oh yes, now it's a luxury for her digestive system to even eat.

Ah, poor, poor Aiyi, I can't even eat my most beloved.

"What's for dinner?" she seemed to read her thoughts.

Just eat grass.

I thought viciously, and then imagined the guy chewing on grass.

Then he glanced at her lower breasts.

"It's better for you to go and graze. I said.

"Huh, why?" Aiyi Haruhara grimaced, "Can people eat it?"

I think you should be able to express milk after eating.

"Yes, if you don't believe it, you can try it," I said without looking up, "but now it's all artificial turf growing outside, of course you can't eat it, you can go to a flower shop and buy some grass seeds, and plant them yourself." ”

If that were the case, would this guy really do it? Ah, poor, poor Aiyi, the hateful Liao Xueqing witch has been oppressing this poor girl. Unfortunately, there will be no prince to save her. Of course, there will only be one protagonist in this story, and there will be no supporting characters.

Let's just let her evolve into an invertebrate, the silly and flirtatious appearance of the jellyfish is more suitable for her, at least the appearance is more pleasing, like her breasts.

――――

I heard that after that, Aiyi Linyuan really went to buy grass seeds, but she was as stupid as she was, and it seemed that she didn't even feed the grass.

I'm curious how she did it.

So I went and bought grass seeds, just sprinkled them in pots, and then discarded them.

But even so, lush grass grows.

I think she should water five liters a day, what a terrible love, she doesn't know that terrestrial plants can't be watered so much?

――――

I, Liao Xueqing, am not an honor student. However, even though I never listened to the teacher in class and wrote this diary-like thing, my grades were still quite good.

Of course, it's not because I'm a genius, it's just that I'm pretty good at things that I can get points for memorizing.

It's so simple, it's just a drop in the ocean compared to a million-word novel.

However, because of this insignificant strength, I need to teach a jellyfish the simple question of how to remember what they eat in the morning.

"Can you tell me why you need to memorize it all morning even though it's only 48 words?"

I don't think jellyfish have a memory.

"Well..."

Aiyi Rinhara quietly hid the phone at hand, and I sighed, but did not expose the reason for her distraction. Anyway, what happened to her life didn't have much to do with me, and my father, who didn't know where she died, of course, didn't leave me any decent inheritance, but it still made me go through a difficult time, and I almost didn't go to help.

I could have given up this meaningless education and entered the life I wanted.

But...

I took out the picture my father had left for me in my wallet, and it was a girl my age. With blond hair and blue eyes, I shouldn't have anything to do with it, but my father told me that this person was a "monster" and a member of the hunters' department. In two months, I'm going to take a completely different path from Ai Rinhara - a path full of blood and fire, and I'm afraid she won't remember me, maybe the rest of the memory is 'there was a classmate who bullied her from time to time'.

After all, it's all my own choice. Dior Connor Brando, who will soon be able to meet, hopefully... You won't let me down.