Chapter 66: I Have Hemorrhoids!
Qin Yu was originally an auditor, so he didn't need to participate in military training, as long as he appeared in the classroom during class. Originally, he still felt a little regretful, thinking that military training was also a part of university life, but this time with a systematic task, Qin Yu had no time to regret it, and it was important to complete the task.
Feng Songyuan, who learned that Qin Yu had suddenly changed his mind, was a little surprised, but he didn't ask too much, and promised to help him get the qualification of a member of the Collection Association as soon as possible. In fact, the collection associations in various places, to put it bluntly, are non-governmental organizations, and most of the local collectors' associations, as long as they find a suitable relationship to draw a line, pay some membership fees, and have a relationship with the antique industry, they can join. In other words, it's the same as spending money to buy a degree.
Bringing up the system interface, Qin Yu asked a question that he had been thinking about for a while: "How can I know if I have completed the task?
A row of small characters was printed: "Dear Qin Yu, whether it meets the popularity required by the task is automatically determined by the system." β
"No, you have to give me a standard, I have a goal to strive for. Qin Yu resolutely objected, this feeling of crossing the river by feeling the stones was too uncomfortable, and he was at a loss. He consulted with the system in a pleading tone: "Can you give me a specific number?"
There was no movement on the huge screen for a long time, Qin Yu guessed whether the system was thinking about something, or didn't intend to pay attention to him at all, so he waited patiently for five or six minutes, and he didn't even dare to breathe for breath with nervousness. Finally, another line of small print flashed on the screen.
"Within six months, the number of Weibo followers reached 1 million, not counting the purchases, and at the same time received at least two invitations to TV or online programs. β
A million?! Qin Yu almost fell to his knees. This number sounds terrible just by sounding, although for those celebrity Internet celebrities, it may be a few months or even weeks to get it, but for a poor dick like himγγγγγγ
In Qin Yu's impression, Feng Shuya should have started playing Weibo when she went to college, and she has been working hard for more than two years, but she only has more than 10,000 fans, and her Internet celebrity face best friend Big Rabbit has only more than 30,000 fans. For some new-star stars with little fame, this number is out of reach, not to mention him Qin Yu. One million in six months, isn't this really killing him?
"Miss System, I'll kneel down for you, can you raise your noble hand and let my little brother live?" Qin Yu wanted to cry without tears, and his face was full of loveless expression: "I still have to receive invitations to two shows, the concubine really can't do it!!"
"This is already the minimum standard that has been calculated to be given to you. If such standards are not met, what is there to talk about becoming a household name appraisal master? The system quickly gave a row of replies, with an interval of tens of seconds, and printed two rows of small words: "If you are really embarrassed, you can choose to give up the task, although this will lose the ability to travel through time and space, but this system can still chat with you and relieve your boredom." At the same time, you will also have a permanent portable theater, you don't need to spend a penny to recharge the membership, massive genuine film and television resources to watch as you like, it is also very nice!"
Qin Yu's throat was sweet, and he almost spurted out a mouthful of blood. Speechless for a long time, the words that the system just said were still echoing in his mind: "Very Nice! γγγγγγNice! β
When you don't have a goal, you feel a lot of pressure, and when you have a goal, the pressure is even greater. He thought of a poisonous chicken soup he had once read, without unforgettable efforts, how do you know what despair is.
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Liu Yuan walked into the dormitory covered in sweat, and as soon as he entered the door, he panted and took off his sweaty shirt, revealing his fairly strong muscles.
"Whew, I'm tired. I haven't exercised for a few days, and I can't run a dozen laps. When he turned his head, he saw Qin Yu who was leaning on the bed in a daze, and he was a little scared. This kind of person who doesn't happen anything in a day, but shows all kinds of joys, sorrows, and sorrows, is the most terrifying. God knows if he'll suddenly split up one day and give him something while he's sleeping.
Wait, during the meal, Feng Shuya and Ma Ju both said that Qin Yu is a very cheerful person, usually smiling, and I don't know why, today is particularly abnormal. He didn't even eat the grass on the edge of Feng Shuya's beautiful nest, and he was biased against him, so he was abnormal, could it be γγγγγγ
The more Liu Yuan thought about it, the more frightened he became, and quickly raised his vigilance, seeing that Qin Yu didn't notice him at all, he silently put on his clothes, took his things and quietly slipped into the bathroom, intending to take a shower as fast as possible, and deliberately locked the door. At this time, he suddenly felt a little uncomfortable in his stomach, probably because he ate too spicy at noon and exercised too vigorously just now.
Forget it, let's go to the toilet first. Liu Yuan sat on the toilet, swiped Weibo with his mobile phone, and a private message was displayed in the interface, and he opened it to see: "I heard that you actually got a dormitory with Qin Yu?!"
The sender is a big rabbit who can't wake up.
"Sister Qi, how do you know, you know Qin Yu?" Liu Yuan replied curiously. The big rabbit who can't wake up, his real name is Wen Qiqi, the father of the two is a friend, and the two of them are also friends from childhood to adulthood, and they have a good relationship, but there have been many fewer opportunities to meet in recent years, so Liu Yuan doesn't know a lot of information.
"I hate it, I'm not allowed to call someone Sister Qi, I want to call someone Xiaoqi!" Wen Qiqi replied dissatisfiedly: "Miss Ben knows astronomy and geography, how can there be something I don't know?"
"You don't come, let's talk about it quickly! Did you meet it when you were shopping one day, and you were very shameless to ask for Qin Yu's mobile phone number?" Liu Yuan guessed, he believed that Wen Qiqi would definitely be able to do this kind of prank.
"People won't talk to him, although he is Miss Ben's dish, but he doesn't like girls (sad expression). Wen Qiqi quickly replied: "It seems that you haven't paid attention to other people's dynamics for a long time, Miss Ben said that she felt indifferent and very sad." Please flip through my previous Weibo and care about your goddess! I know Xiaoya and I have reposted Qin Yu's Weibo!"
Regarding the latter words, Liu Yuan said that he didn't care about it at all, because his eyes were full of the previous sentence: "He doesn't like girls." β
Liu Yuancheng was terrified: "He doesn't like women, what does this mean? Sister, don't scare me, this dormitory is just me and him!"
"yes? (laughs) Then you have to be careful, that's what he told me. Later, when you go to bed at night, remember to change your underwear with a lock. Wen Qiqi smiled and leaned back, and attached a screenshot of chatting with Qin Yu at that time, which clearly recorded that Qin Yu said that he was not interested in women.
βγγγγγγ Liu Yuan felt that his future college life was over, and the color must be gray, as the so-called day and night defense, it is difficult to prevent thieves. Just as he was considering whether to apply for a dormitory with the school, there was a knock on the door. He was suddenly frightened, and quickly protected his chest, thinking that something was wrong, and hurriedly covered his little brother, still feeling that something was wrong. But now he can't care so much, he stared nervously at the bathroom door, his tone trembled: "What are you doing! I'm going to the toilet, don't come here, I'll tell you I have hemorrhoids!"
Have hemorrhoids?
What the hell is this? You go to the hospital with hemorrhoids, what's the use of telling me? Qin Yu was inexplicable, the reason why he came to knock on the door was just that he suddenly thought of a question: "You go to the toilet with peace of mind, I just want to ask you, do you have Weibo, do you want to follow me?"