Yang Fan was a little frustrated.

Who the fuck said that the longer the time of the virgin, the stronger the combat power of the first time.

His heart chuckled for a moment, and he calculated, and he said, "Why don't you have five minutes?"

Then he saw the smile on the corner of the mouth of the hot girl lying on the bed, it was a mocking smile.

This chick is laughing at me?!

"Are you Chinese so useless?" the girl crawled over and touched Yang Fan's crotch, giggling from her mouth.

Yang Fan's face immediately turned red, and he couldn't be humiliated, not to mention that this matter had risen to the point of 'winning glory for the country'.

He almost brutally pressed the chick under his crotch, "Get it up for Lao Tzu, see if I don't kill you!"

The chick seemed to be startled by Yang Fan, and then looked up at him, a smile appeared on the corner of her mouth, and she actually swallowed it happily......

A minute later, Yang Fan rolled over and got on his horse amid the girl's clucking scream!

It was a dark night.

Yang Fan didn't know how crazy he was, this drunken kid was humming that unknown tune. Conquest, conquest, conquest.

"I have a machine gun, full of firepower, boom......, boom

On the battlefield, the smoke of gunpowder was filled, and the rampant smile of imperialism stimulated the great internationalist soldier Yang Fan, who carried a machine gun in his left hand and a rocket artillery in his right hand...... Whoosh ......

A Night of Madness......

"Hmm. ”

My head hurts......

Yang Fan sat up with his head covered and rubbed his eyes.

Oh my God, where is this?

It's like a hotel room! But all kinds of wine bottles are swaying on the floor, and the carpet is wet with alcohol...... And the mess of clothes and pants on the ground, and when he looked up, what was this on the lampshade of the bedside lamp......?

I rub!

What's going on?

Damn, I drank too much yesterday! I can't remember anything. In my memory, I haven't drunk so much for a long time, and the last time I drank so much was more than a year ago, when I said that I was going to leave home, and my brothers saw me off, and the guys drank together.

Yang Fan stretched, his elbow touched something soft, well, what is it? He turned his head to look.

Oh God!

Beside him lay a blonde chick with a smooth body, the face of the chick was buried in the quilt, she couldn't see clearly, and as far as she could see, she could see her round buttocks, smooth legs, and the big that were tightly pressed on the mattress......

Yang Fan stretched out his hand and touched his buttocks, it was very elastic, the flesh was whirring, well, it was a real person, alive.

At this time, the girl 'hummed' and turned over slightly, revealing half of the ravines and grass. The golden curled fur is neatly trimmed.

Yang Fan felt that his blood pressure had increased, and poor rookie Yang Fan was a little dumbfounded. Yesterday, last night, he and this girl, on this big bed, he looked at the mess on the sheets, what should have happened. However, why don't you have any impression now, hey, headache, he hugged his head, damn it, he won't drink so much anymore, he has a headache and can't think of anything.

What do I do now? Put on my pants and leave? It's not good, but I still have the vague impression that this girl seems to know herself.

By the way, how could this girl know herself? Yang Fan leaned over and wanted to pull the girl over to see her face clearly.

Just then, the phone rang. This startled Yang Fan. He casually picked up his phone and pressed the answer button.

"Where are you?" said a loud female voice.

"Hilton hotel next to biggmarket. Yang Fan replied.

"Who are you?" the woman asked in a deep voice.

"I am-" Yang Fan was about to answer, but stopped, "Hehehehe, I said, who are you?"

"Where's my sister?"

"Your sister?" Yang Fan was stunned, subconsciously looked at the chick lying beside him, and then looked at the mobile phone, it turned out that it was not his own mobile phone, he answered the call of this chick, no wonder.

"She was so tired last night that she was still sleeping!" Yang Fan said.

I'm so tired and still sleeping......

"Bastard! I don't care who you are, you shit man, you get me out of that room right now, men don't have a good thing, I warn you, get out of that room at once!!fuck out!" the woman screamed.

"Damn!!" Yang Fan hung up the phone. Then he looked at the chick who was still sleeping, scratching his scalp with some headaches. He didn't know what to do with it.

Put on your pants and walk away? Although Yang Fan felt that this was really a bit incredible, he vaguely remembered that this girl did call out her name last night. 、

Forget it, he decided to wait until the girl woke up.

Grunt, stomach growled. Yang Fan got up, got dressed, he wanted to go out to get some food, and then fill his stomach first.

Unplugged the room card, Yang Fan closed the door and went out.

When he finished breakfast in the VIP restaurant of the hotel, he came back early with it, and after opening the door, his first reaction was that he had gone to the wrong room, the bed was empty, and the chick who was sleeping more than half an hour ago was gone. Then he found a woman sitting on the sofa, a strange woman, who was holding a pair of wide sunglasses in her hand, looking at him coldly.

I wiped it, it can't be the wrong room. He subconsciously looked around, yes, all kinds of wine bottles in one place, hey, the milky white Mickey little Nene on the lampshade is still there. Although it is a little strange that the owner of this little Nene is gone, why is Xiao Nene still there, at least Yang Fan is sure that he did not go to the wrong room.

So, who is this strange woman?

"That...... Are you?" asked Yang Fan.

"You're the guy on the phone?"

"Ah, phone, you are-" Yang Fan was stunned for a moment, and remembered, "You are the crazy woman on the phone!" As soon as these words came out, he knew that something was wrong, how could he say that people were crazy women in front of others. He immediately wanted to explain, "Well, I didn't mean that, I-"

"Bastard!!!" Britney yelled. She called her sister Jiemi, and when she heard a man on the other end of the phone, she knew what was going on. Well, Britney Spears wouldn't be angry at her sister for, because she was also a 'sex-sports' lady, but the man on the other end of the phone dared to say that he was a crazy woman, which immediately made Britney, who was already in a bad temper, go berserk, and she immediately drove to her in a rage. The owner of Jemmy is actually Britney, and the room was given to her by Britney's best friend, Paris Hilton, despite the fact that sometimes Britney rarely comes to Newcastle once a year.

"That's the case......" Yang Fan wanted to continue to explain, well, anyone who is said to be crazy will not be happy, let's not care about this woman.

"Bastard ......"

"What, listen to me...... explained"

"Stinky shit......

"I say, you listen to my ......"

"Dirty stupid pig ......"

"Hey, hey, I said, I said, you can't ......"

"You ugly man, useless man, shit who only spends women's money! bastard......!

"Shut up, you crazy woman!" Originally, although Yang Fan was not a good-tempered person, he was still more polite to women, besides, he was the first to 'speak out', but this does not mean that he has to be disciplined like this by this woman all the time, like a fool. Yang Fan finally couldn't hold it anymore, and he yelled at the other party.

"Who do you say is a crazy woman? Who do you say?"

"Tell me about you!"

"Do you dare to say it again?"

"Why don't you dare, madwoman!"

"Ahh

"That's you!"

"Bastard, you dare to say me!"

"That's right, that means you!"

"Shit!"

"Mad woman!"

"Bastard!"

"Mad woman!"

"Ahh Of course, he wouldn't be surprised if he knew which bowl of rice Britney was eating.

Yang Fan turned around and left, he didn't bother to quarrel with this crazy woman, and the madman quarreled with the madman. However, after taking two steps, Yang Fan was stunned for a moment, and then reacted, he can't just leave like this, he wants to wait for that chick here, ask clearly about what happened last night, I'll wipe it, this is very important, I was a virgin before last night, and now it's not, can you not ask this matter clearly?

Seeing Yang Fan stop and come back again, Britney snorted coldly, "Hurry up and get out!"

Get out! Get out of your sister! You think it's you, you have two round balls, you can get out! Yang Fan was furious, "Why should I get out! This is my room!"

"Your room?"

"Of course!" Yang Fan raised the room card in his hand.

"This is my room!

"What you say is yours is yours, and your name is written on it. Yang Fan smiled angrily.

"Write my name! ”

"Hahaha, you said write your name-ah-" Yang Fan glanced at the room card, and the name 'bit' was really written on it, I'll wipe it, this and this.

"Now—get out of here, you soft-eater who lied to a little girl!" Britney said with one hand on her waist and the other pointing out the door.

"Who do you say is the man who eats soft rice?!Who do you say?!Who is the little girl lying again?!" Yang Fan is really angry now, it is a man who is pointed at his nose and said that he eats soft rice, so he has to be anxious! He yelled at the inexplicable woman in front of him, "Dead fat woman, you explain it to me clearly!"