Chapter 644: Oily Shaking Hands
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When the old lady Gui saw Xiao Zhenzi who was eating Haisai, she laughed and said, "There are outsiders here, and you are also eating like this, so you really lose the face of our cultivatorsβ ."
Xiao Zhenzi didn't stop, continued to gnaw on the pig's trotters, and said vaguely: "How can there be any outsiders? This Yiwen Taoist is also a cultivator, and his Taoism is only higher than mine, not lower than me, you don't kowtow when you don't see the true Buddha, and you don't know when you see the true Buddha, you really laugh at the dead." β
Upon hearing this, the old lady was taken aback and turned her head to look at Yang Xianmao. At this time, Yang Xianmao had also stopped gnawing on the pig's trotters, but he was still holding the pig's trotters in both hands, smiling at him wryly, standing there, because there were still pig's trotters in his hands, and it was inconvenient to hold his fists and give them away.
"You really have a master, if that's the case, then I'm really blind. But they have already told me, you seem to know medicine, there is a medicine that can make people do surgery without pain after taking it, and the medical skills are really good, this has nothing to do with Taoist priests. β
Xiao Zhenzi took another bite of the pig's trotters, and said while chewing: "Ten million Dao Fa, can you cultivate all of them alone? Just like you old guy, you only think about living a long life, how to live a long life and how to cultivate, your cultivation method is different from others." People don't care about the way of immortality, but they practice yin and yang house feng shui, this is a university question, at least I don't understand, you old guy doesn't understand either, do you say he's amazing?"
As soon as these words came out, not only was the old lady Gui taken aback, but Yang Xianmao and the old lady Gui were taken aback, and Yang Xianmao was even more surprised, because when he arrived at Guijiazhuang, he never told anyone that he could see feng shui, and he never showed it to others. However, this old Taoist felt it at a glance and said it, which really made Yang Xianmao stunned, but he was very happy in his heart. Because if the other party's Taoism is really high, there is a great hope of changing his life against the sky and eliminating the five evils and three deficiencies, and he looks at Xiao Zhenzi with admiration.
The old man sat down in the empty seat in the middle seat, naturally next to Xiao Zhenzi, who was supposed to sit in the guest seat, that is, on the other side of the old man, but after Xiao Zhenzi came in, he didn't care about the arrangement of the attendants, and sat straight on the lower chair, no matter who had been sitting there, so the whole seat was messed up. Now that the old lady and Xiao Zhenzi are sitting on the left and right hands of Yang Xianmao respectively, he has become a seat.
Yang Xianmao is not right now, he stood up and wanted to sit down until Xiao Zhenzi's hand, but Xiao Zhenzi pressed his shoulder and said: "You are good at everything, but you are too verbose, you just sit well, and it is not the same to eat and sit." β
At this point, the old lady is very close to Xiao Zhenzi, waved his hand and said: "That's it, sit down and eat, you don't have to divide any guests and hosts." β
The owner of the village on the side hurriedly brought a bowl and handed it to him, saying, "Dad, this is ginseng chicken soup, you drink it first." β
The old lady snorted, stretched out his hand to pick it up, but his right hand suddenly hurt, and he couldn't bear it, and a small half of the chicken soup in the bowl spilled out, all of which were splashed on his hand, making him so hot that his mouth groaned, and he quickly put the bowl on the table with a bang.
The owner of the village hurriedly ordered the maid to bring a handkerchief and personally wipe the soup on the old lady's hands, and at the same time asked another maid to bring water to clean it for him.
The old lady scolded while washing his hands: "His grandmother's, I don't know who smashed me with a tile that night, and smashed my hand, this little thief didn't catch him, if you want to catch him, you must make him look good!"
Xiao Zhenzi next to her smiled and said, "Where did you go to be smashed? It can't be someone else's window, right?"
Old lady Gui snorted and said, "You think that everyone is like you, and you have to double cultivate with women to improve your Dao skills." I looked at my daughter-in-law and couldn't bear to let her suffer again, and I wanted to slaughter the two vampire frogs they bought, and she would have died without this vampire frog, so I would have gotten rid of this torture, but someone secretly injured me. By the way, I heard that you revived my scratched vampire frog and stitched it up, right?"
Yang Xianmao smiled wryly and said, "Yes, I am in charge of these two divine objects, of course I have the obligation to treat them when they are injured, and it just so happens that I also know a little bit of medical skills, so I will treat them." β
"You don't just know a little bit of medical skills, you have excellent medical skills. You must know that this vampire frog cannot be approached, even if the person who keeps it wants to touch it, it will not work, it will go crazy. It's a big deal when it goes crazy, I used to want to kill him quietly, and I almost bit it after it went crazy, I heard the old guy in Qingyun say that where it was bitten or swept in, the skin became extremely hard, the same as leather, if there was such a skin on the body, it would be scared to death.
Yang Xianmao couldn't help but move in his heart when he heard this, and hurriedly asked, "After being licked by its tongue, will it be poisoned or something?"
"That's not going to happen, it's just that when you get licked by its tongue, that skin becomes as tough as leather, and it doesn't feel anything, it's very uncomfortable. And if it is directly stabbed by its tongue, it will be a dead whimper. That's why I said that your kid is very good at medicine, and he can actually let you stitch it up obediently, but I know now, you seem to have used a medicine to anesthetize it, and they told me that they want you to treat my daughter-in-law. Originally, I didn't want to say these words, but since you can heal my daughter-in-law, I will also say it. β
Speaking of this, the old lady turned her head and said to her son: "I want to kill the vampire frog that you bought back in private, just for your daughter-in-law, you won't blame me." β
The owner of the village hurriedly smiled and said, "How can the old lady be grateful for his children." β
After Xiao Zhenzi finished gnawing on the pig's trotters, her greasy hands wiped twice on the robe, and she didn't care about the handkerchief handed over by the servant next to her, and slapped the table and said, "Serve the wine." β
These maids and servants knew his temperament, and hurriedly brought a large bowl from the side and put it in front of him, and poured a full bowl with a bang, Xiao Zhenzi pointed to Yang Xianmao and said, "Put the same bowl for him, and the others can put whatever you want." β
He slapped Yang Xianmao's shoulder with his oily hand and said, "Let's have a good drink today, I see how much you drink?" I tell you, the owner's son asked me to relieve you of the five evils and three shortcomings, and I agreed. But I didn't say when to resolve it for you, if you want to be angry with me, you can resolve it for you immediately, if you want to be wrong, three days, five days, ten days, eight days, one or two months, one or two years, when you are happy, when you will resolve it. β
Yang Xianmao said with a smile: "The Taoist chief is really a cheerful person, well, whatever the Taoist chief commands, he will obey everything, drink wine in a big bowl, and eat meat in large pieces." β
After that, Yang Xianmao picked up the large bowl of wine in front of him and said, "I'll salute the Tao first, and then do it first." β
After saying that, he tilted his neck, Dong didn't even change his breath, poured a huge bowl of wine directly into his stomach, and then put the bowl firmly on the table, looking at Xiao Zhenzi.
Xiao Zhenzi was stunned for a moment, and then laughed and said, "With you, this is the temper that treats me." With that, he slapped his hand on the shoulder again.
He had already slapped several palms on Yang Xianmao Street, and the force was not particularly strong, but his oily hands had left several handprints on Yang Xianmao's robe, and it was really disgusting to look at, and Liu Dongyan on the side couldn't help frowning.
Xiao Zhenzi laughed, picked up the wine bowl, and drank the bowl of wine dry, and ordered: "Pour the wine, pour the wine," and then pointed to the others with his right hand and said, "You can drink it, but feel free." If you want to drink it, drink it, don't drink it if you don't want to, I won't persuade people to drink. β
In this way, the two of you have a bowl and I have a bowl, and the other people are accompanied by small cups, and most of the wine was drunk into the stomach by the two of them, and when the banquet was over, the ten-pound wine jar was empty.
When she was full of wine and food, Xiao Mako patted her stomach, stood up and said, "Okay, let's get down to business, by the way, where is your daughter-in-law?" β
The old lady stood up and said, "I'm strange, you have eaten so many things, poured so much wine into your stomach, why is your stomach still flat, where have all those things gone?"
"This is called Taoism, let alone such a little drink, I will eat all your granaries, and my stomach will not bulge. βγ
The old man shook his head and said, "Eating like you are, that's not the way to maintain health." Although I don't know how to do this, I don't bother to know about it, it's useless. The so-called cultivation is to live with heaven and earth, the sun and the moon shine together, and everything else is a side branch. β
"Living with heaven and earth? What a big breath, but I won't stop you if you have such a grand will. It's not that I hit you, I've told you many times that immortality is hypocritical, and it's still possible to prolong life. Look at you like this, it's no problem to live to be 180 years old, and this is also what you have gained from cultivating. Okay, without further ado, let's go see your daughter-in-law, let's think about how to operate on her, and then I'll ask Brother Yiwen to accompany me to the Qinglou. β
As soon as he heard this, Yang Xianmao was startled, and was about to say goodbye, but he saw Xiao Zhenzi looking at him with a puzzled gaze, and that gaze seemed to say: You just promised to obey my orders, why do you want to disobey me?
Yang Xianmao immediately understood the meaning in his eyes, and laughed twice without speaking.
So the group came to Mrs. Gui's boudoir. Mrs. Gui was still lying on the bed, but her face was no longer the decadence she had before, and there was more hope and joy. Hearing the footsteps, her slightly closed eyes also opened suddenly, and she looked at the door happily, and at a glance she saw Xiao Zhenzi walking in the front, and Yang Xianmao in the back, happily supporting her to sit up straight, and arched her hand and said, "Thank you two Taoist masters for saving me." β
Xiao Zhenzi used to have a hippie smile, but when she came to her, she said with a straight face: "Let's take a look." Just sit still. β