Chapter 69: Bigger Than It!
One of the happiest things for a man must be this one. That is, the goddess who has been coveted for a long time in her heart will take the initiative to invite you to her house.
The happier thing than this is naturally to do some shameful things that children should not know when they get home. Then from then on, open the heart of the goddess and enjoy a life of sexual happiness and happiness.
Sitting in the passenger seat of Chu Rouyun's Audi car, Jiang Feng's eyes always secretly looked at Chu Rouyun with his spare eyes. From Chu Rouyun's stunningly beautiful face, to the proudly erect and perfectly shaped twin peaks, to the flat and small, Yingying's slender waist, and then to the snow-white and slender legs, which are enough to confuse people to death......
Every place, every inch, Jiang Feng did not let go. In response to that sentence, Jiang Feng had already touched Chu Rouyun's whole body with his gaze.
For Jiang Feng's gaze that floated over from time to time, Chu Rouyun endured it at first, and finally couldn't help but say: "Please, if you want to see it, just look at it openly, don't be like a thief." ”
"Really, can I see it openly?" Jiang Feng immediately sat sideways, staring at Chu Rouyun with his eyes fixed on him, without even blinking.
I looked at it from top to bottom, then back and forth, over and over again, over and over again.
Suddenly, Chu Rouyun saw a traffic police officer in front of her, and she forgot to wear a seat belt, and she hurriedly pulled the seat belt while reminding Jiang Feng: "There is a traffic police inspection, you quickly fasten the seat belt." ”
Jiang Feng's gaze still didn't move, and he reached out and touched the seat belt and buckled it.
Chu Rouyun also buckled the seat belt at this moment, and Jiang Feng's eyes were about to fall out. Chu Rouyun wore a professional skirt today, and after getting in the car, she took off her coat and wore a white shirt on her upper body.
Then the seat belt happened to be between Chu Rouyun's twin peaks, which made Chu Rouyun's twin peaks even more prominent. And under the white shirt, the black hood with lace edges, Jiang Feng could see it clearly.
If it weren't for the fact that it was easy to be punished by heaven by using the Heavenly Eye to peep at the opposite sex, I am afraid that Jiang Feng would almost be unable to help but use the Heavenly Eye Tong on Chu Rouyun.
The car passed by the traffic policeman safely, and Jiang Feng felt something dripping on his clothes, but he didn't pay attention to it.
Chu Rouyun saw that there was a red light in front of her, and immediately stopped the car. She turned her head to look at Jiang Feng, and saw that the two nosebleeds under Jiang Feng's nostrils were hanging brightly.
She looked down and immediately understood the reason for Jiang Feng's nosebleed.
Chu Rouyun hurriedly unbuckled her seat belt, then opened the storage box in front of Jiang Feng's passenger seat, took out a pack of napkins from it and handed it to Jiang Feng, and said angrily: "Look at your little bit of interest." ”
Jiang Feng stretched out his hand and touched his nosebleed, and said about the others: "The sky is a little dry, and people are a little angry, so there will be a little nosebleed, this is a normal phenomenon, and it is a normal phenomenon." ”
While speaking, when Jiang Feng reached out to pick up Chu Rouyun's napkin, he didn't hold it for a while, and the tissue fell at Jiang Feng's feet.
"Can't you be careful?" Chu Rouyun couldn't help but complain, and then immediately bent down to help Jiang Feng pick up the tissue. Jiang Feng hurriedly leaned back to make it easier for Chu Rouyun to pick up things.
It's just that the posture of the two of them is inevitably a little too ambiguous, and a Toyota parked next to them waiting for a red light immediately rolled down its window. From his line of sight, he could only see Jiang Feng leaning back, and Chu Rouyun lying in front of Jiang Feng.
In order to see what Jiang Feng and Chu Rouyun were doing, his entire body had already left the driver's seat, and his head was resting on the canopy of the carriage.
But at this moment, Chu Rouyun straightened up, and then lowered the tissue to Jiang Feng.
Jiang Feng took out a piece of paper and subconsciously wiped the blood stains on his clothes. The man who drove the Toyota couldn't help but shout: "I'm rubbing, it's too fierce!"
The red light jumped to the green light, and Chu Rouyun drove on. The driver subconsciously stepped on the accelerator, and the car rushed out, "bang" and the car in front of him rear-ended, and then another car behind rear-ended his car. As a result, a series of traffic accidents suddenly formed.
Maybe Jiang Feng and Chu Rouyun didn't expect it to be because of this serial traffic accident. Gong Ziyou, who had been following her since Chu Rouyun left the campus of Hangzhou University, was finally stopped because he hit someone else, and the car was hit by someone else.
Chu Rouyun drove the car smoothly to the picturesque villa area, and when entering the villa area, Chu Rouyun first stopped the car at the door of a convenience store.
"You wait for me in the car first, and I'll go to the store and buy something. ”
"Good, good. Jiang Feng kept nodding, his eyes flashing with a strange light. What can I buy at a convenience store at this time? Is it a TT that I will need for a while?
Jiang Feng fantasized happily in his heart, and suddenly whispered again: "No, this thing can't be bought by her." How did she know that I was extremely talented, and in some places I was as powerful as the Canglong Ancient Beast, and my model was different from that of ordinary mortals. ”
Jiang Feng hurriedly got out of the car and followed Chu Rouyun into the convenience store.
Anyone with experience knows that most convenience stores generally put TT at the checkout counter when displaying products, and most of them will also put it together with some chewing gum.
As soon as Jiang Feng entered the store, he saw that thing, he walked to the cash register, reached out and picked up a box of chewing gum and looked at it carefully, while Yu Guang secretly looked at the words on the TT.
As someone who has never bought this thing, the various brands, types, and models of TT are enough to make Jiang Feng dizzy.
Standing in the cashier was a middle-aged woman who was a little fat, she looked at Jiang Feng without saying a word for a while, and finally walked directly to the goods rack where TT was placed, reached out and took a box of Durex and put it on the cashier, and said in a low voice: "This brand is better." ”
When Jiang Feng looked at the middle-aged woman, he suddenly felt as if he had seen a relative. He continued to hold the gum and whispered, "Then take this, but what does it mean to be ordinary and ultra-thin, and what are the threads and floating points?"
"It's super thin. The middle-aged woman directly changed a box for Jiang Feng.
Jiang Feng hurriedly nodded.
The middle-aged woman asked in a low voice, "Model, which model do you want?"
Jiang Feng looked embarrassed and replied in a low voice, "I don't know how to describe it." ”
The middle-aged woman thought about it, and suddenly her eyes lit up, as if she had an idea. She first took a bottle of solid glue and put it on the cash register, Jiang Feng saw it, immediately shook his head, and whispered: "It's bigger than it." ”
The middle-aged woman immediately glanced at Jiang Feng, took a two-yuan Shuanghui ham sausage and put it on the cash register, and then coughed dryly.
Jiang Feng looked at it and shook his head again: "It's bigger than it." ”
The middle-aged woman looked at Jiang Feng in surprise, and even secretly gave him a thumbs up. Rao is Jiang Feng's skin is so thick that he has broken through the limit of the universe, but he can't help but feel a little hot on his face.
The middle-aged woman once again replaced a five-yuan Shuanghui ham sausage, and then pointed vigorously with her hand, meaning that this time it should always meet the model.
Jiang Feng slapped his forehead suddenly, and the whole person was about to collapse. He covered his face, gritted his teeth and whispered three words: "Than, it, big!"
The middle-aged woman was so frightened that she took two steps back, almost knocking down a row of shelves with shampoo hanging behind her. The middle-aged woman trembled with her right hand and took a "special ham sausage with large meat pieces" from her side and put it on the cash register.
Then his gaze turned to Jiang Feng.
Jiang Feng took a slight breath and exhaled, with an unfathomable expression on his face, and nodded.
The middle-aged woman directly took away the TT on the cash register, and after thinking for a long time, she took a roll of plastic wrap from the side and handed it to Jiang Feng.
Jiang Feng took the plastic wrap stupidly, and finally couldn't help but say, "Auntie, who are you fooling?
The middle-aged woman rolled her eyes directly at Jiang Feng, and said angrily: "Big brother, what you want, I'm afraid you have to find a manufacturer to customize it." ”
"What kind of private order?" Chu Rouyun walked to the side of the cashier with a bag of vegetables and asked Jiang Feng.
Jiang Feng hurriedly said, "Huh...... No, I wanted a few larger ham sausages, and this aunt said that I had to find a manufacturer to order them. ”
Chu Rouyun looked at the ham sausage on the cash register, picked up the "special ham sausage with large meat pieces" and said, "Forget it, I think this one is quite big." When it comes to my house later, I'll cut it into slices and fry it for you to eat. ”
"Cut...... Cut into slices?" Jiang Feng swallowed, looked down at his bottom, and felt a little cold underneath.
Chu Rouyun saw Jiang Feng's expression different, and asked with a puzzled expression: "Don't you like to eat sliced ones?" But this is too big, if I want to eat the whole root, it will be inconvenient for me to eat it......
Because the middle-aged woman just now gave a special meaning to the ham sausage in Chu Rouyun's hand, so much so that whatever Chu Rouyun said with it now made Jiang Feng have the illusion of "empathy".
Especially what Chu Rouyun said, it was inconvenient to eat the whole root and so on. Jiang Feng hurriedly grabbed Chu Rouyun's hand and said, "Whatever, whatever you like, I will listen to you." ”
"Okay, let's settle the bill and go. Chu Rouyun put the ham sausage into the bag and asked the middle-aged woman to calculate the price for her. After paying, Chu Rouyun carried the dishes and prepared to leave.
As soon as she reached the door, the middle-aged woman suddenly shouted, "Young man, young man......"
Jiang Feng stopped and looked back at the middle-aged woman with a puzzled expression.
The middle-aged woman beckoned to Jiang Feng, and Jiang Feng walked over.
The middle-aged woman took a large piece of meat from the shelf again and put it in Jiang Feng's hand, and said to Jiang Feng in a low voice: "This shop is mine, and my husband is often not at home." If you are so powerful, I am willing to pay 3,000 yuan once. ”
When Jiang Feng heard this, he immediately smiled and took the middle-aged woman's hand, put the ham sausage in his hand back into her hand and said, "I am indeed so powerful, but I feel that you are more worthy of it." ”